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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 12:45 AM
Let's have ourselves a classic right-wingnuttery cage match.

Which musical artist gives the conservative movement the best platform for their reasonable alternatives to Big Bad Obama?

I'm still leaning Young Cons. But Ray Stevens is growing on me. I can't even dream of picking a favorite Ray Stevens song yet.

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vs.

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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 12:53 AM
Ray Stevens jumps out to a commanding lead.

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KC native
05-26-2010, 12:55 AM
Ray Stevens

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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:00 AM
Anne McKinney is an impressive candidate in our amateur category.

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Applause, I feel, is in order.

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:02 AM
"Joe is back with this song which is a parody of Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sixteen Tons". Jim Gossett and Lars Larson wrote the lyrics for "Two Trillion Tons" for the Lars Larson Show on Westwood One Radio Network."

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SNR
05-26-2010, 01:02 AM
This is an old one, but if conservatives want to use music, they should at least try to be a bit more esoteric:

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KC native
05-26-2010, 01:03 AM
Anne McKinney is an impressive candidate in our amateur category.

Applause, I feel, is in order.

:bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo:

ROFL

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:04 AM
"Acorn and their friends in a new TV show, as heard first on the Lars Larson radio show on Compass Media Networks. Written by Jim Gossett, produced by Nick Archer, sung by Jennifer Schneiderer"

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Lars Larson engineers an insta-classic. Try not to tap your toe to this.

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:07 AM
There is absolutely no way somebody could write a song about right-wingnuttery immigration, right?

YOU ARE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

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KC native
05-26-2010, 01:08 AM
"Acorn and their friends in a new TV show, as heard first on the Lars Larson radio show on Compass Media Networks. Written by Jim Gossett, produced by Nick Archer, sung by Jennifer Schneiderer"


Lars Larson engineers an insta-classic. Try not to tap your toe to this.

I say meh

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:09 AM
Lock up your wife. Lloyd Marcus is in town.

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KC native
05-26-2010, 01:10 AM
There is absolutely no way somebody could write a song about right-wingnuttery immigration, right?

YOU ARE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

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WINRAR!

KC native
05-26-2010, 01:10 AM
damn, you had this thread planned out huh? ROFL

Pitt Gorilla
05-26-2010, 01:12 AM
The Young Cons confuse me a bit; they seem to want less government intervention, yet they want the government to narrow the definition of marriage. I wonder if they thought all the way through this.

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:12 AM
There's a war on Christmas. AND CHRISTMAS STARTED IT.

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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:14 AM
We may have a winner.

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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:16 AM
Why are liberals so scared of the tea party?

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Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:18 AM
Okay this one is genuinely fucking hysterical.

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KC native
05-26-2010, 01:20 AM
Why are liberals so scared of the tea party?

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The effects in this one made me feel like I had eaten a couple grams of shrooms.

Direckshun
05-26-2010, 01:20 AM
FINALLY a Beatles tune. Props.

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BucEyedPea
05-26-2010, 10:31 AM
The Young Cons confuse me a bit; they seem to want less government intervention, yet they want the government to narrow the definition of marriage. I wonder if they thought all the way through this.

You mean they want to preserve the original definition of marriage.....the same one it's been for thousands of years instead of having it re-defined.