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big nasty kcnut
06-01-2010, 12:10 PM
Had a poop that wouldn't come out. I had one like that yesturday i thought i was giving birth. My butt was hurting after that one.

LetsSignRussell
06-01-2010, 12:11 PM
repost

Bane
06-01-2010, 12:12 PM
repost

ROFL

ChiTown
06-01-2010, 12:12 PM
what a shitty topic.

SPATCH
06-01-2010, 12:29 PM
I did. I had a viral infection.

I wound up in the ER a few days later and found out that I was actually trying to shit myself inside out. It was a bulge in my rectum that had appeared do to massive dehydration.

bevischief
06-01-2010, 12:30 PM
:fart:

cdcox
06-01-2010, 12:31 PM
I did. I had a viral infection.

I wound up in the ER a few days later and found out that I was actually trying to shit myself inside out. It was a bulge in my rectum that had appeared do to massive dehydration.

Whoa, be careful out there.

Phobia
06-01-2010, 12:37 PM
I did. I had a viral infection.

I wound up in the ER a few days later and found out that I was actually trying to shit myself inside out. It was a bulge in my rectum that had appeared do to massive dehydration.

A bulge in your rectum? Oh my. This is the primary reason I'm not gay.

Gary
06-01-2010, 12:44 PM
Add peanuts to this issue and now it's a party.

Chiefs Rool
06-01-2010, 12:46 PM
I usually love poopin, but when it feels like you are giving birth, that takes away all of the joy of it.

Mr. Laz
06-01-2010, 01:09 PM
A bulge in your rectum? Oh my. This is the primary reason I'm not gay.
:spock: so you do like boys ... you just wanna pitch and not catch.

"Bob" Dobbs
06-01-2010, 02:34 PM
Had a poop that wouldn't come out. I had one like that yesturday i thought i was giving birth. My butt was hurting after that one.No shit?

NewChief
06-01-2010, 02:36 PM
Bobby Brown can help you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0521004/

Bobby Brown: I had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt....
Bobby Brown: That turd was too big... comin' out her butt... and she couldn't get it out... and I had to help her... and nothin' worked... I had to put these fingers, right here
[extends fingers]
Bobby Brown: ...
Whitney Houston: Oh my GODDDDDD!
Whitney Houston: My sisters are goin', "That's love! That's love! That's love!
[shouts]
Whitney Houston: Black love!"

teedubya
06-01-2010, 02:37 PM
A bulge in your rectum? Oh my. This is the primary reason I'm not gay.

The primary reason, eh? lmao

Phobia
06-01-2010, 02:54 PM
The primary reason, eh? lmao

That and hairy chests are not really my thing. It's why I split up with my ex-wife.

burt
06-01-2010, 03:22 PM
That and hairy chests are not really my thing. It's why I split up with my ex-wife.

um Phobs....I have very little hair on my chest......just sayin'........

loochy
06-01-2010, 05:01 PM
Had a poop that wouldn't come out. I had one like that yesturday i thought i was giving birth. My butt was hurting after that one.

Eat more taco bell. That'll fix ya.