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Goldmember
06-04-2010, 01:02 AM
Well, if you were a horse, would you come with this guy doing ya?

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Robert Clyde Rodriguez, 41, will face a charge of cruelty to animals, but the investigation into the alleged rape of the horse was inconclusive and Rodriguez will not be charged with a sex crime, according to deputies.
The incident happened May 17 when the horse's owner, a Felton woman, called for the animal but it didn't come. She found the horse tied to a tree in the far end of the field, near Graham Hill and Mount Hermon roads, and reportedly saw a man naked from the waist down fleeing.
Later, the woman identified Rodriguez as the man she saw in the Covered Bridge Pasture with her horse, according to the Sheriff's Office.
The animal cruelty charges stems from when Rodriguez allegedly tied the horse to a redwood with a coarse rope. The horse suffered abrasions on its neck, the Sheriff's Office reported.
Tuesday, Rodriguez was located around 3:30 p.m. near the same pasture where he was suspected of abusing the horse, deputies said. He remained in County Jail on Wednesday in lieu of $5,000 bail, jail records showed.

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SLAG
06-04-2010, 01:15 AM
Thats enough horse play , he really ought to stop horsing around - not to beat a dead horse or anything - I think he will get back on that horse - all this typing has made me hoarse

Gonzo
06-04-2010, 07:55 AM
Nay means nay.
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Saulbadguy
06-04-2010, 07:55 AM
Was the guys name Jeb? Was the horse named Lucy?

KCUnited
06-04-2010, 07:57 AM
Looks more like a McRodriguez.

blaise
06-04-2010, 07:58 AM
That slut would do anyone for a few sugar cubes and an apple.

Bwana
06-04-2010, 08:01 AM
Kind of looks like Chuck Norris on a bender.

Gonzo
06-04-2010, 08:05 AM
When it reigns it pours.
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blaise
06-04-2010, 08:06 AM
Unbridled passion.

KCUnited
06-04-2010, 08:17 AM
I'll give him a 9.5/10 for the Jamal Charles impersonation.

mikey23545
06-04-2010, 08:26 AM
Kind of looks like Chuck Norris on a bender.

If it was Chuck Norris the horse would've given him a blow job.

Red Beans
06-04-2010, 08:44 AM
My question is how did that guy get Elway out into that pasture in the first place?

Hog Farmer
06-04-2010, 08:52 AM
I don't understand why they always blame the human.

Red Beans
06-04-2010, 08:59 AM
I don't understand why they always blame the human.

"Did you see the way that horse was eyeballing me? Oh she wanted it, she was beggin' for it. So I did the horse a favor, gave her all she wanted."

Dante84
06-04-2010, 09:12 AM
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Detoxing
06-04-2010, 09:36 AM
I doubt he packs enough meat to give that horse a good time.

Phobia
06-04-2010, 09:52 AM
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/nick_now.jpg

Detoxing
06-04-2010, 09:52 AM
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/legacyimages/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/nick_now.jpg

Santa?

raybec 4
06-04-2010, 02:06 PM
Santa?

Al Hrabosky

Bwana
06-04-2010, 05:45 PM
Al Hrabosky

Dos equis beer dude?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps

Stay thirsty my friends.