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Buck
06-05-2010, 02:28 AM
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Buck
06-05-2010, 02:32 AM
I freaking hate Nigerian Pirates.

Crush
06-05-2010, 02:49 AM
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP AAAARGH!!!!

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION AAAARGH!!!!. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET' AAAARGH!!!!. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE AAAARGH!!!.

WE ARE PIRATES WITH BOOTY WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA AAAARGH!!!. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS PLUNDERING WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED BOOTY AAARGH!!!!.

I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY MEMBERS OF THE PIRATE CREW TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS AAARGH!!!!). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER AAAARGH!!!!. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2 AAAARGH!!!. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3 AAAARGH!!!. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS AAARGH!!!.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION AAARGH!!! IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE AAARGH!!! RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY AAAARGH!!!!. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND <nobr>RE-AWARD</nobr> THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME AAAARGH!!!!.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR AAARGH!!!! CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS AAARGH!!!!. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU AAARGH!!!!.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOSELESS BILLY MORAG

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

AAAARGH!!!!

CrazyPhuD
06-05-2010, 05:27 AM
I wonder if He'd autograph that....

el borracho
06-05-2010, 10:50 AM
I freaking hate Nigerian Pirates.

what happened? Did he steal your heart? Plunder your booty on the high seas?

KurtCobain
06-05-2010, 06:23 PM
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