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Claynus
06-05-2010, 04:13 PM
Original thread. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=228603&highlight=herolympics)

Today is a bit slow, so we'll have two heats. Want to get the first round wrapped up.

While Stallone and Van Damme are turning each other into meatbags in Heat 11, Heat 12 features James. T Kirk (Star Trek), Billy Jack (Billy Jack), Mad Max (Mad Max) and Jack Bauer (24).

http://i45.tinypic.com/sex7yr.jpg

This is basically a three-man heat. Who the fuck nominated some obscure 70s injun from the vietnam war? I like the matchup of Kirk, Max and Bauer, though. Three guys who can take what little they've got against horrible odds and somehow find a way to win. No 23rd century technology for kirk, that would be unfair.

I realize not all of you are uber nerds so use this for reference about how awesome Kirk is. Stuck in the wilderness, he created a god damn rock cannon out of shit he found laying around.

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KCChiefsMan
06-05-2010, 04:16 PM
gotta go with Captain Kirk and Mad Max

Frazod
06-05-2010, 04:26 PM
Who the hell nominated Billy Jack? LMAO

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2010, 04:26 PM
No contest here

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captain-james-t-kirk-awesome11.jpg

Frazod
06-05-2010, 04:27 PM
No contest here

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captain-james-t-kirk-awesome11.jpg

Seriously. Captain Kirk is an American icon.

Claynus
06-05-2010, 04:27 PM
I hear DaKCManAP is a direct descendant of Kirk.

Claynus
06-05-2010, 04:31 PM
I was thinking this would be closer, Jack Bauer is pretty popular.

KurtCobain
06-05-2010, 04:32 PM
I hear DaKCManAP is a direct descendant of Kirk.

Beat me to it.

LetsSignRussell
06-05-2010, 04:32 PM
I think gochiefs should be included in the herolympics

bevischief
06-05-2010, 04:49 PM
I think gochiefs should be included in the herolympics

You have not been ban yet?...

LetsSignRussell
06-05-2010, 04:51 PM
You have not been ban yet?...

using a proxy don't tell daface

Bowser
06-05-2010, 04:52 PM
Did anyone nominate the "Son, I Am Dissapoint" guy? His stare alone give Chuck Norris pause.

Rain Man
06-05-2010, 05:50 PM
Cap'n Kirk? Come on, people. Billy Jack would turn Kirk's shirt into Scotty's shirt.

Guru
06-05-2010, 05:56 PM
I was thinking this would be closer, Jack Bauer is pretty popular.
Bauer being a distant third really surprised me.

Bowser
06-05-2010, 06:04 PM
Cap'n Kirk? Come on, people. Billy Jack would turn Kirk's shirt into Scotty's shirt.Kirk has phasers and bangs green chicks. ADVANTAGE: James T. Kirk.

Claynus
06-05-2010, 06:18 PM
Cap'n Kirk? Come on, people. Billy Jack would turn Kirk's shirt into Scotty's shirt.

You're ignoring the advantage of 300 years of human evolution and advancement.

Do you think davy crockett would stand a chance against a US Marine?

Deberg_1990
06-05-2010, 06:19 PM
I didnt nominate Billy Jack, but that Kicks ass! Luv me sum old school Billy Jack....He might have been my first Action hero i ever saw.

Although Laughin lost me when he took Billy Jack to Washington.

"When i see what they did to this little girl...it just makes me go Berserk!!!!"

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Rain Man
06-05-2010, 06:23 PM
You're ignoring the advantage of 300 years of human evolution and advancement.

Do you think davy crockett would stand a chance against a US Marine?


That would be strongly offset by the loss in bone density that Kirk has in space. Billy Jack would snap Kirk's limbs like toothpicks. All those fights against aliens only work because the aliens too have low bone density.

Bowser
06-05-2010, 06:25 PM
GREEN CHICKS. PHASERS. KICK ASS MUSIC WHEN HIS SHIP WAS ABOUT TO GO INTO BATTLE.

Rain Man
06-05-2010, 06:27 PM
GREEN CHICKS. PHASERS. KICK ASS MUSIC WHEN HIS SHIP WAS ABOUT TO GO INTO BATTLE.


Green chicks are desperate. How hard is it to get a green chick? She's green? Unless you're on the vegetation planet of Chlorophyllia, she's not going to be the first girl taken home.

Saccopoo
06-05-2010, 06:30 PM
Billy Jack is as bad ass as it gets.

That man would literally fuck up every other dude in this match.

Mad Max is second, as he took great pleasure in making sure Johnny the Boy would either hack saw his own arm off or burn to death. That's some serious wasteland justice right there.

The only thing Kirk would kick ass on is a drunk Tribble in a Federation cocktail lounge.

Deberg_1990
06-05-2010, 06:33 PM
You know what I think I'm gonna do to everyone who doesnt vote Billy Jack in this thread?? Just for the hell of it?

I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...

.....and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

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Rain Man
06-05-2010, 06:36 PM
The Billy Jack contingent is growing. Let's clean up this dirty heat with a little renegade justice.

cardken
06-05-2010, 06:39 PM
I didnt nominate Billy Jack, but that Kicks ass! Luv me sum old school Billy Jack....He might have been my first Action hero i ever saw.

Although Laughin lost me when he took Billy Jack to Washington.

"When i see what they did to this little girl...it just makes me go Berserk!!!!"

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Billy Jack...."One Tin Soldier rides away." Kick ass Billy Jack and save the spirit school. LOL

Deberg_1990
06-05-2010, 06:42 PM
Billy Jack...."One Tin Soldier rides away." Kick ass Billy Jack and save the spirit school. LOL


ROFL...yea, when i was 8, all that hippie spirit stuff flew well over my head.

Deberg_1990
06-05-2010, 06:44 PM
heh..i had almost forgotten about Born Losers....

Billy Jacks first movie.....Basically Billy Jack Vs. the Beatnik biker gang.



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Claynus
06-05-2010, 07:02 PM
That would be strongly offset by the loss in bone density that Kirk has in space. Billy Jack would snap Kirk's limbs like toothpicks. All those fights against aliens only work because the aliens too have low bone density.

Ha! You don't think by 2265 the Federation hasn't figured out how to offset the bone density problem?

Claynus
06-05-2010, 07:08 PM
Well I'll say this for Billy Jack, he's a lot more impressive than Paul Kersey.

cardken
06-05-2010, 09:28 PM
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Rain Man
06-05-2010, 09:52 PM
Billy Jack is about to take down Jack Bauer, and then he'll go after Mad Max.


Captain Kirk? What is the deal with that? Captain Kirk is about the 62nd best guy in this tournament, ahead of only maybe a couple of Van Damme characters. Kirk is a paunchy drama queen.

Rain Man
06-05-2010, 09:55 PM
Ha! You don't think by 2265 the Federation hasn't figured out how to offset the bone density problem?

They haven't even figured out body armor for their security officers, and you think they can prevent bone density loss? Sorry, but no.

Claynus
06-05-2010, 09:58 PM
They haven't even figured out body armor for their security officers, and you think they can prevent bone density loss? Sorry, but no.

Kirk doesn't need armor.

http://www.reds-world.com/.a/6a00d8341e053453ef0115701aaa60970c-800wi

Crush
06-06-2010, 12:08 PM
It looks like Jack Bauer is RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!

Rain Man
06-06-2010, 12:26 PM
Kirk doesn't need armor.

http://www.reds-world.com/.a/6a00d8341e053453ef0115701aaa60970c-800wi


But his security people do. They get killed left and right, and he never does anything about it. Never gives them a breastplate, never gives them a helmet. Seriously, how many deaths of your starship crew are you allowed before you have to go before an inquiry tribunal?

Anyone that insensitive about his crew isn't going to do well in a four-way fight. Too much teamwork involved.

Reaper16
06-06-2010, 02:48 PM
Chiefs fans are stupid.

Chiefs Rool
06-06-2010, 03:08 PM
I like Westerns and all, but Billy Jack?

ClevelandBronco
06-06-2010, 03:39 PM
Billy Jack is funnier than James Tiberius.

L.A. Chieffan
06-06-2010, 04:40 PM
Chiefs fans are stupid.

are u a chiefs fan?

Reaper16
06-06-2010, 05:01 PM
are u a chiefs fan?
Yes.