**Tigers @ Royals 6/5**

[petegz28]

6:10 PM

Hochevar on the mound

[LetsSignRussell]

GET OUT DA BROOMS!

[Bowser]

Will the REAL Luke Hocheaver PLEASE stand UP? PLEASE stand UP?

[tk13]

COME ON CHEN!

[LetsSignRussell]

THERES A LION AT THE K!!!!

[DeezNutz]

Will the REAL Luke Hocheaver PLEASE stand UP? PLEASE stand UP?

Yeah, um...I'd prefer that the fake one, who pretends like he has front-of-the-rotation stuff, appears tonight.

The real Hoch is a #4-5.

[Bowser]

Yeah, um...I'd prefer that the fake one, who pretends like he has front-of-the-rotation stuff, appears tonight.

The real Hoch is a #4-5.Yeah, either way, I just wish he'd stop going multiple personalties on the mound so the Royals could (theoretically) know what he is and what to do with him.

[DeezNutz]

Yeah, either way, I just wish he'd stop going multiple personalties on the mound so the Royals could (theoretically) know what he is and what to do with him.

I don't know, dude. What else is there?

He's a solid piece of a rotation. Not someone whom you build around, but those guys are rare.

[Bowser]

I don't know, dude. What else is there?

He's a solid piece of a rotation. Not someone whom you build around, but those guys are rare.

Yeah, there's days he looks unhittable, and other days he looks like the next coming of a JP Howell - a good guy to have in there for an inning or three. He's the stereotypical young Royals player (that have made the majors to this point) - a guy you pull for, but don't expect to light the world on fire.

[KCUnited]

We blew our O wad for the week last night. What Hoch does or doesn't do will likely be irrelevent tonight.

[DeezNutz]

a guy you pull for, but don't expect to light the world on fire.

Unfortunately, I agree.

[petegz28]

Good start for Luke

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Yeah, um...I'd prefer that the fake one, who pretends like he has front-of-the-rotation stuff, appears tonight.

The real Hoch is a #4-5.


4Ks in 2, I think the fake has showed (so far anyway)

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Lucky there

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Inning over

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

KKKKK

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

KKKKKK

[Coach]

Solid inning.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Dam Luke looks really sharp

[Coach]

When that 3rd baseman threw it like that, I knew Kendall was safe.

[Coach]

Verlander is 48% more important, compared to Hochover's 52%?

I gotta wonder, some Royal fans are a bit jaded.

And DDJ got lucky on that pitch. That could have been called strike 3.

[Blankey]

Keep on tanking Guillen, sooner we'll see Kila

[Bowser]

Keep on tanking Guillen, sooner we'll see KilaChrist, I hope.

[Coach]

Keep on tanking Guillen, sooner we'll see Kila

Hell, Butler is tanking to as well. I haven't been too impressed with him.

[LetsSignRussell]

2 on Nobody out. COME ON LUKE

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

KKKKKKK

[LetsSignRussell]

2 on 1 out. COME ON LUKE

[LetsSignRussell]

uhh wtf ump?

[Coach]

Well shit. Bases are juiced.
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[LetsSignRussell]

Luke's composure = HORRIFIC. 3 on 1 out.

[Bowser]

Wait for it....

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

KKKKKKKK

[LetsSignRussell]

STRIKED HIM OUT!!!! KKKKKKKK

[LetsSignRussell]

3 on 2 out. Easy out. COME ON LUKE.

[Coach]

He struck your ass out.
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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Whew

Nice job Luke

[LetsSignRussell]

LEFT EM LOADED BOYS

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Luke Under Hillman would have got ate up that inning

[AndChiefs]

0-0...is Greinke starting or something?

[Coach]

Oh baby, great defense.
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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

LMAO

[Coach]

Man, he pulled a boner-of-the-week award there.
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[Mr. Arrowhead]

WTF Yuni, you know you can be patient

[Bowser]

Shocking!

[LetsSignRussell]

ballgame?

[Reaper16]

He's Miguel Cabrera. That is going to happen.

[DeezNutz]

One run. And it seems like a big deal.

Time for the position players to get their asses in gear and hit the ball.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

WTF Dave

[LetsSignRussell]

jose up. end of 6th.

[LetsSignRussell]

good AB Jose.

[Demonpenz]

Cabrerra is the new Jim Thome

[LetsSignRussell]

collaspo up in a slump. end of 6th.

[petegz28]

Ump giving Verlander some breaks

[Reaper16]

Please, Royals staff, figure out what is wrong with Aaron Crow. he just got pulled after only 0.2 IP. The Naturals trail 5-0.

[Bowser]

Please, Royals staff, figure out what is wrong with Aaron Crow. he just got pulled after only 0.2 IP. The Naturals trail 5-0.That is not good news.

[Coach]

PITCH, motherfucker!

[petegz28]

way to look at strike 3, Pods

[LetsSignRussell]

gotta swing the bat to hit da ball

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Luke is getting Grienked tonight

[AndChiefs]

Giving up 1 run is like asking for a loss for our pitchers.

[LetsSignRussell]

oh geez whos this guy

[DeezNutz]

Please, Royals staff, figure out what is wrong with Aaron Crow. he just got pulled after only 0.2 IP. The Naturals trail 5-0.

I would have and would bet good money that the player who was willing waste an entire year of his career over 500K would end up being a fucking stud.

[Coach]

One pitch, one out.

[LetsSignRussell]

alright wood quit f'ing around

[Coach]

Of fucking course....

[LetsSignRussell]

yap yap yap

[DeezNutz]

Welp...shit.

[petegz28]

:facepalm:

[LetsSignRussell]

FIRE NED!!!!

[Reaper16]

Tough loss for Hoch. Probably good for Blake Wood to experience this bit of growing pain in a game we clearly weren't going to win.

[Coach]

Lean on it!

[LetsSignRussell]

hmm to bad we gave up 3 last inning

[Coach]

Okay, got something good going on now...

[LetsSignRussell]

hmm to bad we gave up 3 runs last inning

[Coach]

Let's see if fat-ass can make something out of this, instead of GIDP.

[Coach]

And I gotta say, the radar gun at the K is a little hot.

[Coach]

And I'd give the green light here.

[Coach]

He didn't go, but that's good. Bases are jacked.

[LetsSignRussell]

hmm to bad we gave up 3 last inning

[petegz28]

Can Guillen earn some of his money here?

[tk13]

And I gotta say, the radar gun at the K is a little hot.

It has been all season. By the end of the year Greinke is going to be hitting 106 on the gun.

[LetsSignRussell]

way to go zumaya

[Coach]

Okay, someone want to tell me why the Royals are sending runners to the bullpen? I assume their phonebox is busted or something?

[mikey23545]

Well, bases loaded and no outs...any chance they'll score?

[LetsSignRussell]

Okay, someone want to tell me why the Royals are sending runners to the bullpen? I assume their phonebox is busted or something?

Chen can deliver the message quicker

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Okay, someone want to tell me why the Royals are sending runners to the bullpen? I assume their phonebox is busted or something?

Its the Ned Yost way, they dont believe in phones

[Coach]

One down, 4 more to go.....

[LetsSignRussell]

hmm to bad we gave up 3 last inning

[Coach]

Fuck Callaspo. Stop swinging at balls!

[Mr. Arrowhead]

dam he wanted to swing at that one too

[Mr. Arrowhead]

shut up fever

[Coach]

Well, at least it wasn't a DP. 2 down, 3 to go.

[LetsSignRussell]

hmm to bad we gave up 3 last inning.

[petegz28]

Well, at least AC stayed out of the DP

[petegz28]

STOP SWINGING AT BALLS!!!

[Mr. Arrowhead]

fuck

[petegz28]

way to fuck it all up, Avilles

[Coach]

Sunglasses? Fuck, he needed a fucking glove.

[Coach]

Nice effort there, Dusty.

[Coach]

Rally time....

[mikey23545]

S. Podsednik to second on fielder's indifference


Just posted on GameChannel ROFL

[Coach]

Damn.

[DeezNutz]

Nice game, Hoch.

[Reaper16]

Splitt just called out the Kauffman radar gun, saying that "scouts agree that the gun here at Kauffman is at least 2 to 3 miles per hour fast."

[DeezNutz]

Splitt just called out the Kauffman radar gun, saying that "scouts agree that the gun here at Kauffman is at least 2 to 3 miles per hour fast."

I bet it's more than that. No chance in hell that Hochevar hits 98, as reported.

[petegz28]

I bet it's more than that. No chance in hell that Hochevar hits 98, as reported.

And Detroit pitchers were hitting 102