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|Zach|
06-06-2010, 09:17 AM
"looking for someone to dust and vacum in the nude or partial respond with pics and stats and if interested i will get back to you....fyi im a good looking 21yo that lives alone."

Location: east of kc

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/dmg/1777551405.html

KurtCobain
06-06-2010, 09:19 AM
Not me, but I'm working on a similar ad as of now.

Bwana
06-06-2010, 09:41 AM
Craigslist, you have to love it. LMAO

Rain Man
06-06-2010, 09:48 AM
that's me.
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luv
06-06-2010, 09:49 AM
1. They don't say if they're male or female, or which they prefer to see naked.

2. No compensation? Fuck that.

bevischief
06-06-2010, 10:38 AM
LetsSignRussell?

btlook1
06-06-2010, 10:42 AM
LetsSignRussell?

that would be my guess either him or that other idiot Sherlock Holmes.

Hog Farmer
06-06-2010, 10:46 AM
I think they might just have a pretty good gig. How could I make that work for me ???

Ugly Duck
06-06-2010, 10:53 AM
Sounds like he's just trying to lure some exhibitionist into doing his housework. If the guy had only posted "Clean my house for free!" no one would respond.

|Zach|
06-06-2010, 11:17 AM
I think they might just have a pretty good gig. How could I make that work for me ???

http://news-libraries.mit.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/money.jpg

luv
06-06-2010, 11:20 AM
http://news-libraries.mit.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/money.jpg

The other guy is trying to do it without offering compensation.

|Zach|
06-06-2010, 11:23 AM
The other guy is trying to do it without offering compensation.

Yea, I think he will be disappointed.

I mean, there was that one time I cleaned your house when I lived in Springfield. I wasn't half nude on purpose it was just a time in my life when I often forgot to wear pants.

Tactical Funky
06-06-2010, 12:50 PM
I've cleaned my own house in the nude before; I charged myself $50 and the place was spotless.

CoMoChief
06-06-2010, 01:06 PM
http://news-libraries.mit.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/money.jpg

Ninety THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!

muwaahahahahaha!!!!!!

http://coto2.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dr-evil2.jpg

boogblaster
06-06-2010, 02:00 PM
have had nude house-cleaners before .. its ok till they pass-out and piss themselves

listopencil
06-06-2010, 02:19 PM
2. No compensation? **** that.


How much are you willing to do it for? My house is very, very dirty.

Phobia
06-06-2010, 02:53 PM
Man, good luck with that ad. I had to get married to achieve such greatness.

luv
06-06-2010, 03:28 PM
I've cleaned my own house in the nude before; I charged myself $50 and the place was spotless.

Hmmm. I'll pay you the same to do that at my place. :D
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gblowfish
06-06-2010, 03:42 PM
This thread reminds me of an old Henny Youngman joke.

Guy is walking in the red light district. A lady of the evening comes up to him and says "Hey big fellah, I'll do anything you want for $50." Guy says "Okay, paint my house."

Ugly Duck
06-06-2010, 04:02 PM
Hmmm. I'll pay you the same to do that at my place. :D
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Maybe you should ask for a pic first....

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:18 PM
what he said

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:18 PM
the charger fan

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:18 PM
a charger fan on here?

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:19 PM
but blowfish was righ to

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:19 PM
whos luv

KC_Riot
06-06-2010, 04:20 PM
a chick?

Tactical Funky
06-07-2010, 01:35 AM
Hmmm. I'll pay you the same to do that at my place. :D
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Your proposal is acceptable. :evil:

luv
06-07-2010, 11:46 AM
Your proposal is acceptable. :evil:

Awesome. When can I expect you?