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Count Zarth
06-06-2010, 02:37 PM
Mad Max and Captain Kirk are raging a furious battle to claim the top seed in their heat. In heat 11, Jules and Frank Dux are competing for the second spot.

In Heat 13, we have a truly epic matchup which is sure to result in bitching. Kyle Reese (Terminator), Riddick (Pitch Black), Wolverine (X-Men) and Dirty Harry (Dirty Harry) square off.

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Personally, I say logic favors Riddick and Wolverine, but people are going to vote Dirty Harry into the next round out of sentiment.

Obligatory youtube:

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Crush
06-06-2010, 03:27 PM
Kyle has the experience to make it through this heat. Do you think Riddick or Wolverine would be able to travel back forty years into the past and fight a common enemy (from his perspective) with primitive weapons? Hmmmm Not only did he go back in time to fight a superior opponent, but he also slept with his commanding officer's mom in the process. He also taught her how to make explosives.

Exhibit A

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Crush
06-06-2010, 03:33 PM
Look what he had to put up with on a daily basis.

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Crush
06-06-2010, 03:35 PM
Seriously, fuck both Wolverine and Riddick.

Count Zarth
06-06-2010, 03:50 PM
Dirty Harry is fairly overrated in this heat. I mean, he was great at taking out street punks, but a Terminator? He'd be toast. He wouldn't know what hit him.

I voted for Riddick and Wolverine, but Kyle Reese is sickeningly underrated. Sickeningly. And because Kyle Reese and Corporal Hicks are basically the same guy, he's even more awesome.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2010, 04:16 PM
Dude survived a terminator death camp, went back in time, fought a T-800 with bullshit 80s weapons

Then fucked Linda Hamilton creating the world's eventual savior

Kyle FTW

Crush
06-06-2010, 06:05 PM
Remember what happened here today. Fucking Wolverine.

Count Zarth
06-06-2010, 06:09 PM
Remember what happened here today. Fucking Wolverine.

I considered not even allowing Wolverine. But he's roughly the same strength as the Terminator. If you take a big enough chunk out of him, he's not getting up, mutant healing factor or not.

cdcox
06-06-2010, 06:23 PM
I considered not even allowing Wolverine. But he's roughly the same strength as the Terminator. If you take a big enough chunk out of him, he's not getting up, mutant healing factor or not.

Just dial me up whenever that happens.

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Saccopoo
06-06-2010, 06:36 PM
Is it me, or are these matchups getting gayer and gayer?

Rain Man
06-06-2010, 06:38 PM
Is it me, or are these matchups getting gayer and gayer?

I think it's you.

Count Zarth
06-06-2010, 06:39 PM
Is it me, or are these matchups getting gayer and gayer?

I think it's all the good looking men and the phallic weapon imagery. It's having a cumulative effect.

Crush
06-07-2010, 04:16 PM
This is a Montreal-esque screwjob.

Crush
06-08-2010, 10:01 AM
14 more votes. Let's do this!!!