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Mr. Laz
06-08-2010, 12:25 PM
no wonder we didn't draft him ... not the right 53 at all.


Report: Golden Tate avoids arrest in donut store incident

Posted by Mike Florio on June 8, 2010 2:14 PM ET
Earlier today, we told you to keep your eyes peeled for an unusual story (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/06/08/keep-your-eyes-peeled-for-an-unusual-story-today/).

And here it is.

The folks at TMZ report that Seahawks receiver Golden Tate was apprehended early Saturday (http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/08/golden-tate-donut-shop-seattle-seahawks-notre-dame-wide-receiever-police-trespassing-debacle-top-pot-donuts/) inside a Top Pot donut shop in Bellevue, Washington. The problem? The donut store wasn't open for business at the time.

Per the report, Tate received a "trespass warning," but he wasn't arrested.

As we hear it, Tate entered the store with another person and feasted on donuts. We're told that the folks at Top Pot opted not to press charges, which helped Tate avoid arrest.

Meanwhile, Tate boasted in April that he'd never get in any trouble.

"Being at Notre Dame, you're used to being under the microscope, so I'm used to having all eyes on me," Tate told 93.7 The Fan in Pittsburgh. "Anything I do, anywhere I go. My mother and my father taught me what's right and what's wrong, so I don't think I have a problem making any tough decisions (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/18/golden-tate-says-playing-in-pittsburgh-would-be-an-ideal-situation/)."

Sure-Oz
06-08-2010, 12:25 PM
This is why we didn't draft him, Weiss knew his character

Reaper16
06-08-2010, 12:27 PM
He was just following orders from Weiss. The daily pickup.

alpha_omega
06-08-2010, 12:27 PM
Top Pot Donut Shop? ROFL!

KCrockaholic
06-08-2010, 12:28 PM
He must have had the munchies after smoking pot all night long with his friend. McCluster > Tate

I hope.

seclark
06-08-2010, 12:28 PM
he should have known the cops would have been around that establishment.
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Rain Man
06-08-2010, 12:29 PM
He'll show up at camp weighing 290.

Pitt Gorilla
06-08-2010, 12:31 PM
Seriously, what kind of stupid causes a person to do something like this? I mean, we can joke about the "right 53" but there is something to not drafting complete idiots.

Sure-Oz
06-08-2010, 12:32 PM
He couldve gone to QT or something instead, idiot

KCrockaholic
06-08-2010, 12:34 PM
He couldve gone to QT or something instead, idiot

Washington probably doesn't have a QT. Stupid ass state.

Sure-Oz
06-08-2010, 12:35 PM
Washington probably doesn't have a QT. Stupid ass state.

Their donuts own, i usually grab a few for the next day at like 12am ROFL

Rain Man
06-08-2010, 12:36 PM
Seriously, what kind of stupid causes a person to do something like this? I mean, we can joke about the "right 53" but there is something to not drafting complete idiots.

Agreed. This pretty much falls into the "complete idiot" camp. Or worse.

KCrockaholic
06-08-2010, 12:39 PM
Their donuts own, i usually grab a few for the next day at like 12am ROFL

Heh. Don't make me cry. Colorado has "loaf n jug"....It sucks ass.

I'm on QT's facebook group, and I have to hear about all their cool new stuff all the time. Like 49 cent fountain drinks :(

Sure-Oz
06-08-2010, 12:41 PM
Heh. Don't make me cry. Colorado has "loaf n jug"....It sucks ass.

I'm on QT's facebook group, and I have to hear about all their cool new stuff all the time. Like 49 cent fountain drinks :(

Those fountain drinks get me to work, i am fortunate there is a QT everywhere i go, i'd be lost without it on weekday mornings

MoreLemonPledge
06-08-2010, 12:45 PM
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Bacon Cheeseburger
06-08-2010, 12:52 PM
Agreed. This pretty much falls into the "complete idiot" camp. Or worse.
I'll go with worse, calling him a complete idiot is far too nice. Something on the level of "complete shit for fucking brains".

Demonpenz
06-08-2010, 12:55 PM
I stole a neon sign from a bar and got 2nd degree burns on the inside of my leg doing so.

Reaper16
06-08-2010, 12:57 PM
Scouting report says Tate is effective against zone coverage. He gets to those holes.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-08-2010, 01:01 PM
Heh. Don't make me cry. Colorado has "loaf n jug"....It sucks ass.
lol...I saw one of those in Breckenridge...I had no idea it was a chain. But the GOAT has to be this one in Sidney, NE:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2pts7mc.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
06-08-2010, 01:02 PM
when the chiefs front office interviewed him before the draft, he had a glazed look in his eyes.

Hog Farmer
06-08-2010, 01:04 PM
I guess when he retires from football he'll be a cop.

Ugly Duck
06-08-2010, 01:09 PM
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Trailer%20Trash%20Dolls/Store%20Signs/StrangeFunnyBizarreNamesStoresOutle.jpg


This place better not open an office in the U.S...

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Trailer%20Trash%20Dolls/Store%20Signs/HostelFunnyNameHotelTravelHumor.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
06-08-2010, 01:13 PM
lol...I saw one of those in Breckenridge...I had no idea it was a chain. But the GOAT has to be this one in Sidney, NE:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2pts7mc.jpg

No way, dude.

There are gas stations in Springfield, MO named:

Kum and Go.

If not for the gas pumps, that's got porn shop written all over it.

Pestilence
06-08-2010, 01:20 PM
No way, dude.

There are gas stations in Springfield, MO named:

Kum and Go.

If not for the gas pumps, that's got porn shop written all over it.

Dude....they have those in South Dakota. My friends and I used to get high and then go in and fuck with the cashiers. lol

Jizz and Jet?
Squirt and Scram?

and my personal favorite....

Ejaculate and Evacuate

-King-
06-08-2010, 01:21 PM
Heh. Don't make me cry. Colorado has "loaf n jug"....It sucks ass.

I'm on QT's facebook group, and I have to hear about all their cool new stuff all the time. Like 49 cent fountain drinks :(

Yup. I remember when they had the free fountain drink/slushee promotion when you bought a sandwich...I fucking raped them. I already buy a fuck ton of triple stack sandwiches from them, but during that promotion...I went crazy.

-King-
06-08-2010, 01:22 PM
Dude....they have those in South Dakota. My friends and I used to get high and then go in and fuck with the cashiers. lol

Jizz and Jet?
Squirt and Scram?

and my personal favorite....

Ejaculate and Evacuate

ROFLROFL

SPATCH
06-08-2010, 01:24 PM
he should have known the cops would have been around that establishment.
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i c wut u did there.

well done

DA_T_84
06-08-2010, 01:43 PM
If this place is smart at all they will market the fuck out of this; and capitalize.

Point 1: Hire Tate as a spokesperson. The potential for hilarity is endless.

Point 2: Stay open 24 hours on the weekend to avoid this type of behavior, and make a huge event out of it. Market the shit out of this. Have Tate come and sign autographs.

Point 3: Spread to other markets, hiring athletes as spokespersons.

Cash money, ho.

Detoxing
06-08-2010, 01:45 PM
I think we need a Demonpenz illustration of this.

OnTheWarpath58
06-08-2010, 01:51 PM
and my personal favorite....

Ejaculate and Evacuate


And that's why you're having twins. You're fucking dyslexic.

:D

Pestilence
06-08-2010, 01:51 PM
And that's why you're having twins. You're fucking dyslexic.

:D

ROFL

Iowanian
06-08-2010, 02:31 PM
This reminds me of a post made a long long time ago by Cannibal about Chester McGlocton that went something like

"I kill a muverfuvka for a dough-nut"

KCDC
06-08-2010, 03:40 PM
If this place is smart at all they will market the **** out of this; and capitalize.

Point 1: Hire Tate as a spokesperson. The potential for hilarity is endless.

Point 2: Stay open 24 hours on the weekend to avoid this type of behavior, and make a huge event out of it. Market the shit out of this. Have Tate come and sign autographs.

Point 3: Spread to other markets, hiring athletes as spokespersons.

Cash money, ho.


A true capitalist. /rep

JD10367
06-08-2010, 03:52 PM
This is why we didn't draft him, Weiss knew his character

Are you kidding? If Weis knew the kid was a donut thief, he would've drafted him in the 1st round!

JASONSAUTO
06-08-2010, 04:14 PM
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Trailer%20Trash%20Dolls/Store%20Signs/StrangeFunnyBizarreNamesStoresOutle.jpg


This place better not open an office in the U.S...

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Trailer%20Trash%20Dolls/Store%20Signs/HostelFunnyNameHotelTravelHumor.jpg

IIRC dick is a huge fucking chiefs fan

Pushead2
06-08-2010, 04:22 PM
:shake:

LaChapelle
06-08-2010, 04:41 PM
They broke in at 3AM to eat day old donuts
brilliant

Crush
06-08-2010, 05:04 PM
Hmmmm... forbidden donuts.

bevischief
06-08-2010, 06:46 PM
This explains a lot...