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Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 10:16 AM
Poll to follow!

Sofa King
06-10-2010, 10:25 AM
Why is crapping your pants even an option?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 10:26 AM
Why is crapping your pants even an option?

Beacuse EVERYONE has done it at one point in time.

loochy
06-10-2010, 10:49 AM
I don't really know what I voted for, but I voted. And dammit, isn't that what really counts?

gblowfish
06-10-2010, 10:53 AM
What? No Dutch Oven? FAIL

boogblaster
06-10-2010, 10:53 AM
i voted, but the full bellow is the most impressive .....

journeyscarab
06-10-2010, 10:55 AM
Where is the 'Fiber 1 bar' - full guttural fart?

Iowanian
06-10-2010, 10:55 AM
Easy, one that I make, never one that anyone else makes unless it's just thunder.

joesomebody
06-10-2010, 11:15 AM
I bet George Brett would have some wicked insight to this poll.

Otter
06-10-2010, 11:18 AM
Silent but deadly.

Deploy, Depart, Deny.

Art Vader
06-10-2010, 12:06 PM
i personally like the Phantom Menace.. when you fart and think you shit on yourself but it's a false alarm... double the relief.

JohninGpt
06-10-2010, 01:03 PM
I prefer the "Bug Zapper".

Mr. Flopnuts
06-10-2010, 01:20 PM
I like the ones I have to push from the depths of my belly the best. They provide the most relief.

Omaha
06-10-2010, 01:58 PM
Why is crapping your pants even an option?

Great question

Rooster
06-10-2010, 02:04 PM
Silent but deadly.

Deploy, Depart, Deny.

ROFL This has my vote. Nothing beats dropping one of those and watching the reaction on peoples faces. I'm smiling just thinking about it. :D

Douche Baggins
06-10-2010, 02:05 PM
Hindenburg FTW.

Loud and proud.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 02:55 PM
What? No Dutch Oven? FAIL

You are correct, Sir. A gross oversight on my part; pun fully intended.:D

wildcat09
06-10-2010, 03:23 PM
Farting is an art.......I am 30 and I will laugh at a fart for the rest of my life. Especially my own farts.

Nzoner
06-10-2010, 03:31 PM
Silent but deadly.

Deploy, Depart, Deny.

My vote as well and while I'm at it the fart I hate the most is that hot shower fart.You're in the shower coming back to life from a hangover and you just can't stop it and there it goes the hot shower fart and there you are trapped with it and the aroma mixes with the steam and :(

Sofa King
06-10-2010, 03:51 PM
popcorn farts are pretty funny.... because they can go for distance...


pop, pop pop, pop, pop, pop pop pop

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 03:54 PM
popcorn farts are pretty funny.... because they can go for distance...


pop, pop pop, pop, pop, pop pop pop

:clap: Agreed.

Pablo
06-10-2010, 04:07 PM
I like the hot, fiery farts. The ones that pretty much sting on their way out and scream. You know those are going to smell the worst. I hate to waste a good fart on just my nostrils. I wish I could push these kinds of farts out on command and share them with all of my friends.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 04:15 PM
I like the hot, fiery farts. The ones that pretty much sting on their way out and scream. You know those are going to smell the worst. I hate to waste a good fart on just my nostrils. I wish I could push these kinds of farts out on command and share them with all of my friends.

LMAO Classic weigh-in.

vailpass
06-10-2010, 04:25 PM
I worked the ramp for an airline one summer in college. Party all night, not go to bed then show up to throw bags at 4:00 a.m. My buddy Dave was sometimes known to be late.
One day supervisor comes up shaking his head, pissed off and half-laughing at the same time.
What's up supervisor?
"Your buddy Dave has topped himself this time. Called in, said he was on the way to work when he let one go and ended up shitting himself. Said he had to turn around and drive all the way back to Iowa City (35 miles) to clean up."

SnakeXJones
06-10-2010, 04:27 PM
I voted SBD(Silent But Deadly) it can clear a room & U can easily blame it on the dog

Pablo
06-10-2010, 04:27 PM
I worked the ramp for an airline one summer in college. Party all night, not go to bed then show up to throw bags at 4:00 a.m. My buddy Dave was sometimes known to be late.
One day supervisor comes up shaking his head, pissed off and half-laughing at the same time.
What's up supervisor?
"Your buddy Dave has topped himself this time. Called in, said he was on the way to work when he let one go and ended up shitting himself. Said he had to turn around and drive all the way back to Iowa City (35 miles) to clean up."Before I quit one of my shitty jobs I called into work drunk.

The guard asked what's wrong.

I told him "Got a case of the bubblegut. Kinda like diarrhea. I won't be in today".

Hog Farmer
06-10-2010, 04:36 PM
No fart will ever overcome my general smell. I've been banned from several restaurants.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-10-2010, 04:39 PM
No fart will ever overcome my general smell. I've been banned from several restaurants.

Yep, hogs are one of the worst fucking smells ever devised by nature.

My deepest sympathies, Sir.

Pablo
06-10-2010, 04:45 PM
Yep, hogs are one of the worst ****ing smells ever devised by nature.

My deepest sympathies, Sir.He doesn't smell himself.

He gets his index finger sticky and wipes it on his upper lip so the scent's always pleasant.

bevischief
06-10-2010, 05:59 PM
what no shart option?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-11-2010, 09:44 AM
He doesn't smell himself.

He gets his index finger sticky and wipes it on his upper lip so the scent's always pleasant.

:Lin:

DJ's left nut
06-11-2010, 09:46 AM
The one that ends up with Mizzou in the Big 10.

Oh wait, wrong thread.

Nevermind.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-11-2010, 10:09 AM
The one that ends up with Mizzou in the Big 10.



It is,.....the most beautiful......fart......of all.....:)