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Branden Albert's Huge Balls
06-16-2010, 01:51 PM
Oh my god....does this look like the worst fucking movie ever or what?

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I was sitting in the theater just laughing my ass off at the trailer. I don't even know who half the actors are in this. Christensen hasn't been in shit since Star Wars and is obviously just cashing a paycheck. Matt Dillon? Welcome to 10 years ago. Idris Elba? Some spare named "T.I?" Did he invent the graphing calculator? Who the fuck are these people?

Some of the lines in this trailer are just cringe worthy. What the fuck is Zoe Saldana doing in this? It's beneath her.

LOL @ the black guy struttin' like a pimp as the chopper blows up. ROFL

LOL @ Hayden's terrible hat.

LOL @ "I want what's miiiine" *arms spread wide like a gangsta*

And LOL most of all @ "DAAAAAAAAAMN" *RAP MUSIC*
DBOSHO
06-16-2010, 01:56 PM
T.I. Is the only reason you need to see this movie.
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
06-16-2010, 01:57 PM
T.I. Is the only reason you need to see this movie.

To see what an awful actor he is?

I WANT WHAT'S MIIIIIIIIIIINE
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
06-16-2010, 01:59 PM
Gotta love black people on youtube:

Idris Elba, and TI are gonna set this movie OFF! But Chris Brown? Are you kidding me?! lol No offense, but I really don't think he'll be able to convince anyone that he's HARD in this roll. Unless he's suppose to be the comedic support of the team. Now THAT I can digg.
|Zach|
06-16-2010, 06:29 PM
I prob wouldn't see it but it really didn't look that bad. Matt Dillon was the only annoying thing about it.
Buck
06-16-2010, 06:34 PM
Idris Elba? Some spare named "T.I?" Did he invent the graphing calculator? Who the fuck are these people?

If you don't know who Idris Elba is, I feel bad for you son.
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
06-16-2010, 06:47 PM
I prob wouldn't it see it but it really didn't look that bad. Matt Dillon was the only annoying thing about it.

It looks fucking terrible.

Awful, recycled ripoff plot of Ocean's 11/Heat.

White has-been actors who haven't done shit in years cashing in a paycheck.

Untalented rappers being over-promoted.
KcMizzou
06-16-2010, 06:57 PM
If you don't know who Idris Elba is, I feel bad for you son.He'll always be Stringer Bell to me. Hell of a character.
keg in kc
06-16-2010, 07:39 PM
If you don't know who Idris Elba is, I feel bad for you son.He's Heimdall!
Deberg_1990
06-16-2010, 07:53 PM
heh, gotta love the oh so cliche shot of the five guys walking towards the camera in slow mo while an explosion happens in the background....

Like, who would do that in real life??? It would be more like "Oh sh*t, this things gonna blow....RUUN!!!!"
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
06-16-2010, 08:32 PM
heh, gotta love the oh so cliche shot of the five guys walking towards the camera in slow mo while an explosion happens in the background....

Like, who would do that in real life??? It would be more like "Oh sh*t, this things gonna blow....RUUN!!!!"

Dude the second I saw the way that black guy was walking I just busted up laughing.

This trailer is the best comedy of the year.