Shitasseography - Interpreting Poop Patterns

[Delano]

This morning as I beheld my daily movement, peacefully floating in its' final resting place, I noticed some new shapes and orientations. There were small balls of poo gently caressing the toilet's porcelain beaches as the water lapped against the side. Shortly after this odd observation, I was reading about the clean-up efforts on the white sand beaches of Florida's panhandle. You see, crews are finding brown tar balls in small quantities coming ashore.

I now believe my bowels have a remarkable talent for divinitation. I know this instance's portent was quite obvious, and I regret not looking more seriously at the patterns in my feces.

So, have any of you read the proverbial toilet tea leaves?

P.S. I'll let you know if I see anything apocalyptic looking.

[Saulbadguy]

I just know if my shit is of a water base, I know it's going to be a bad day.

[Delano]

I remember getting drunk and shitting the bed shortly before Herm took over in Kansas City. I should have known what was to come.
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[boogblaster]

if it has littl' wiggly things in it ... call your doc ....