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"Bob" Dobbs
06-21-2010, 07:34 PM
Had an odd experience today. Started orientation at my new job and noticed during the sexual harassment class that I was the only guy in the damn room. Strangest feeling ever. That is all.
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Buck
06-21-2010, 07:35 PM
Theres already a "Post your coincidences" thread.

JK...

Rain Man
06-21-2010, 07:38 PM
You working as a hooker now?

"Bob" Dobbs
06-21-2010, 07:38 PM
Not so much a coincidence as it was feeling like I was Under a damn microscope by a roomful of women. It was creepy.
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MIAdragon
06-21-2010, 07:38 PM
Sounds like a good place to work at.

"Bob" Dobbs
06-21-2010, 07:40 PM
I didn't say that any were hot
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chefsos
06-21-2010, 07:40 PM
You missed your last chance to cop a feel before they told you "That kind of shit's not allowed around here".

"Bob" Dobbs
06-21-2010, 07:42 PM
I shoulda pulled a Costanza. "Was that wrong of me?"
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CrazyPhuD
06-21-2010, 07:42 PM
You should have gone up at the end of the class and said to the teacher. 'Hey babe nice ass, can I get your digits?'

Lonewolf Ed
06-21-2010, 07:51 PM
Not so much a coincidence as it was feeling like I was Under a damn microscope by a roomful of women. It was creepy.
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You were under a microscope. I don't envy you, all those hateful vibes coming at you from all over the room... (shudder)

Fish
06-21-2010, 07:55 PM
I probably should have failed the last sexual harassment course I took.. I got caught staring at this woman's breasts from across the table. She gave me the most horrible appalled look. I'm not usually one to stare, but she wore this very low cut black blouse and had at least 3" of cleavage bouncing around. For a moment I expected her to raise her hand and report it or something...

chefsos
06-21-2010, 07:57 PM
They're probably all dykes anyway.



I generally try to take the enlightened viewpoint...

Baconeater
06-21-2010, 08:00 PM
I probably should have failed the last sexual harassment course I took.. I got caught staring at this woman's breasts from across the table. She gave me the most horrible appalled look. I'm not usually one to stare, but she wore this very low cut black blouse and had at least 3" of cleavage bouncing around. For a moment I expected her to raise her hand and report it or something...
Fuck her, if she's wearing something like that she's just asking for them to be stared at.

bevischief
06-21-2010, 08:19 PM
[QUOTE=chefsos;6835326]They're probably all dykes anyway.

ROFL

Rain Man
06-21-2010, 09:48 PM
**** her, if she's wearing something like that she's just asking for them to be stared at.


If they hadn't covered that part of the course, though, he might not have known that yet.

KCUnited
06-21-2010, 09:52 PM
Our whole HR department is late 20's to early 30's white women who are smoking hot, all of them. Little weird during the equal opportunity training though.

Fish
06-21-2010, 09:52 PM
If they hadn't covered that part of the course, though, he might not have known that yet.

Thanks. I was there to learn. And learning is hard...

Rain Man
06-21-2010, 09:54 PM
Our whole HR department is late 20's to early 30's white women who are smoking hot, all of them. Little weird during the equal opportunity training though.


Does everyone refer to HR as "Hummer Resources"?

KCUnited
06-21-2010, 09:55 PM
Does everyone refer to HR as "Hummer Resources"?
Human Reacharounds, but I like yours.

luv
06-21-2010, 09:57 PM
You should have outed all of them for staring at you.

Pablo
06-21-2010, 10:07 PM
You should have stood up and said

"I'd like it if you all would stop staring at my crotch. I'm a person damnit. My freakishly large penis isn't who I am. I have feeling just like you do".

Buehler445
06-21-2010, 11:44 PM
Fuck her, if she's wearing something like that she's just asking for them to be stared at.

This times nine fucking kajillion. Put shit away if you don't want us to look.

KCrockaholic
06-22-2010, 12:12 AM
You should have looked at "Kim" and shouted "Quit fucking me with your eyes!" during the orientation.