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OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:35 PM
My sleep schedule is royally fucked after quitting the Oxycodone and muscle relaxer for my knee. So here I am awake, when I'd rather be asleep.

Entertaining posts/comments will be rewarded with varying levels of casino cash.

Go.

Buck
06-21-2010, 09:38 PM
Did you already see the 7 minute Mortal Kombat short?

Ebolapox
06-21-2010, 09:38 PM
I'll double his cash to NOT entertain him :)

-King-
06-21-2010, 09:39 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before...


OnTheWarpath58, Hamas, and Mecca walk into a bar...

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:40 PM
Did you already see the 7 minute Mortal Kombat short?

You owe me $10K.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:44 PM
I'll double his cash to NOT entertain him :)

OnTheWarpath58 has transferred $1 to H5N1.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:44 PM
How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!?!?!?

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:45 PM
OnTheWarpath58 has transferred $1 to H5N1.

LMAO

Buck sent me $1 at the exact same time I sent $1 to H5N1.

Fucker.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:45 PM
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Buck
06-21-2010, 09:46 PM
LMAO

Buck sent me $1 at the exact same time I sent $1 to H5N1.

Fucker.

http://mjbell8.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/are-you-not-entertained.jpg

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:46 PM
How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!?!?!?

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q0ohT89flgc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q0ohT89flgc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

You're pushing your fucking luck.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:47 PM
You're pushing your fucking luck.

Just stop with the duck face.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:47 PM
http://mjbell8.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/are-you-not-entertained.jpg

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

OnTheWarpath has donated $100,000 in Casino Cash to Buck.

(I decided first to use the Gladiator reference gets 10 stacks of High Society)

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:48 PM
Just stop with the duck face.

$7.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:49 PM
OnTheWarpath has donated $100,000 in Casino Cash to Buck.

(I decided first to use the Gladiator reference gets 10 stacks of High Society)

I ponied up the 100k for the Rounders reference.

Buck
06-21-2010, 09:49 PM
Nice.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 09:49 PM
We live in 2010, the age of infinite information, entertainment, and connectivity. You coming to this sad sack, myself included, for entertainment tells me that you have not yet truly emerged from your Oxycodone cloud.

That said, I'm such a whore for casino cash that I'll try anything.

That said, I have nothing. Just tell me how much I owe you.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:49 PM
$7.

That's my lucky number. I'll spend it on lotto tickets.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:50 PM
We live in 2010, the age of infinite information, entertainment, and connectivity. You coming to this sad sack, myself included, for entertainment tells me that you have not yet truly emerged from your Oxycodone cloud.

That said, I'm such a whore for casino cash that I'll try anything.

That said, I have nothing. Just tell me how much I owe you.

$50k coming your way for your honesty.

However, this place gets damn creative when they have a little incentive.

DeezNutz
06-21-2010, 09:53 PM
I'm here to fucking amuse you? Am I a fucking clown?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a3jR21Zo0NU/S46yHOclYxI/AAAAAAAAAwg/LAx4q59gWX0/s200/pesci+clown.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 09:53 PM
This is easily the picture of the month.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ytBoRdQYZp0/TBlGhUvLUCI/AAAAAAAADyA/ImyBo34I0o4/s400/BestPhotoEver.jpg

Buck
06-21-2010, 09:55 PM
This is easily the picture of the month.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ytBoRdQYZp0/TBlGhUvLUCI/AAAAAAAADyA/ImyBo34I0o4/s400/BestPhotoEver.jpg

This one is better.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2jax2k6.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:56 PM
I'm here to fucking amuse you? Am I a fucking clown?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a3jR21Zo0NU/S46yHOclYxI/AAAAAAAAAwg/LAx4q59gWX0/s200/pesci+clown.jpg

Yes. Yes you are.

Bratty Kid: I want a bicycle.
Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?
Bratty Kid: I just want a bicycle!
Jeremy Grey: Why... why are you yelling at me?
Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!
Jeremy Grey: All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.
Bratty Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
Jeremy Grey: [later] Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you.

DeezNutz
06-21-2010, 09:56 PM
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Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 09:57 PM
Well hai,

http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/11/05/56/42/12593810.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=106&u=11055642)

Someone was wanting to be entertained?

Buck
06-21-2010, 09:57 PM
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ROFL

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:57 PM
This is easily the picture of the month.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ytBoRdQYZp0/TBlGhUvLUCI/AAAAAAAADyA/ImyBo34I0o4/s400/BestPhotoEver.jpg

Repost.

You owe me, fucker.

:D

DeezNutz
06-21-2010, 09:58 PM
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OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 09:59 PM
I'll give $100k to anyone that shows me a screencap of you neg-repping Chiefspants for the above post.

luv
06-21-2010, 09:59 PM
I was sitting in a bar Saturday, when another regular (an old MU fan they call Coach) tells me an old joke. I laughed so hard though. Might not be as funny in writing, but here goes....

There was this lady who went to a fruit stand. She asked the guy running it if he had any strawberries. The guy apologized and said he didn't, and she went on her way. The next day, the lady returns, and, once again, she asks for strawberries. The guy apologizes again for not having any, and he reminds her that strawberries are not in season and won't be for a little while. She comes back for the next few days, always inquiring about strawberries. The guy says...

Guy - Lady, can you do me a favor?
Lady - Sure.
Guy - Can you spell strawberries and try to put the letters f, u, c, and k in it?
Lady - There's no fuck in strawberries.
Guy - I've been trying to tell you that for days!

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:03 PM
So a man and a woman were sitting beside each other in a bar.

The man turns to the woman and asks,

"Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman shook responded violently by saying,

"Hell no!"

The man turned away, enlightened,

"Must be your feet then!"

You can thank my uncle for that one, whenever I see him he waves me over to tell me some new jokes he picked up.

Thanks to him, I'm a great hit with my friends.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:04 PM
I was sitting in a bar Saturday, when another regular (an old MU fan they call Coach) tells me an old joke. I laughed so hard though. Might not be as funny in writing, but here goes....

There was this lady who went to a fruit stand. She asked the guy running it if he had any strawberries. The guy apologized and said he didn't, and she went on her way. The next day, the lady returns, and, once again, she asks for strawberries. The guy apologizes again for not having any, and he reminds her that strawberries are not in season and won't be for a little while. She comes back for the next few days, always inquiring about strawberries. The guy says...

Guy - Lady, can you do me a favor?
Lady - Sure.
Guy - Can you spell strawberries and try to put the letters f, u, c, and k in it?
Lady - There's no fuck in strawberries.
Guy - I've been trying to tell you that for days!

First day of college at SMSU, and my Political Science professor tells basically the same joke, except about an ice cream shop that had 31 flavors. And part of the joke is that the old lady couldn't read the menu board, so the guy behind the counter had to read it to her - and she keeps asking for chocolate.

It took the guy almost 10 minutes to tell the joke because he had actually memorized 31 different ice cream flavors and repeated them 4x for the joke.

There's no fuck-in chocolate.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:05 PM
So a man and a woman were sitting beside each other in a bar.

The man turns to the woman and asks,

"Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman shook responded violently by saying,

"Hell no!"

The man turned away enlightened,

"Must be your feet then!"

You can thank my uncle for that one, whenever I see him he waves me over to tell me some new jokes he picked up.

Thanks to him, I'm a great hit with my friends.

We're up to $250k for confirmation of a neg-rep.

luv
06-21-2010, 10:06 PM
First day of college at SMSU, and my Political Science professor tells basically the same joke, except about an ice cream shop that had 31 flavors. And part of the joke is that the old lady couldn't read the menu board, so the guy behind the counter had to read it to her - and she keeps asking for chocolate.

It took the guy almost 10 minutes to tell the joke because he had actually memorized 30 different ice cream flavors and repeated them 4x for the joke.

There's no fuck-in chocolate.

Yeah, I figured it was one that probably had variations. I had never heard it, though, and it just struck me as funny. Also helps when I'd had three beers and a shot. :)

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:09 PM
I'll try another one, One time A little boy was sitting on the sidewalk downing monstrous candy bars, an old man walked up, and, disapproving of the boys behavior, commented that.
"If you eat unhealthy your whole life, you're going to die an early death!"

The little boy looked up to the man, "Ah yeah, My grandpa lived to be 100!"

A smile ignited upon the old man's face, "He did? Was he a healthy eater?"

The boy turned away, "No, what he did is is mind his own ****ing business."

teedubya
06-21-2010, 10:11 PM
I'm a big fan of the $1 donation.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:14 PM
Did you guys hear about the 2-seater Cessna that crashed in a cemetery in Poland today?

Workers have recovered 124 bodies from the wreckage.

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:15 PM
Did you guys hear about the 2-seater Cessna that crashed in a cemetery in Poland today?

Workers have recovered 124 bodies from the wreckage.

But, where did they bury the survivors?

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:16 PM
NSFW.

I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas.



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Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:18 PM
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Bacon Cheeseburger
06-21-2010, 10:20 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=101&pictureid=796
FAIL
Invalid Album specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator (planetmods@chiefsplanet.com)

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:22 PM
FAIL
Invalid Album specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator (planetmods@chiefsplanet.com)

http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/11/05/56/42/pictur10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=107&u=11055642)

He gave me some neg rep for casino cash.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 10:22 PM
FAIL
Invalid Album specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator (planetmods@chiefsplanet.com)

Thanks for the heads up. I'm still learning some of this stuff.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 10:23 PM
:D I actually figured out how to take a screenshot for the first time. I really don't do this stuff much.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-21-2010, 10:23 PM
http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/11/05/56/42/pictur10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=107&u=11055642)

He gave me some neg rep for casino cash.
You should start a rep war with him.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:24 PM
CaliforniaChief gets the $250k.

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:24 PM
You should start a rep war with him.

Nah, I don't have enough to flaunt it, I did give him some pos rep though.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 10:25 PM
You should start a rep war with him.

I have to save my rep for 2011 when the Huskers and Hawkeyes start doing work. :D

teedubya
06-21-2010, 10:28 PM
ROFL

DeezNutz
06-21-2010, 10:28 PM
Nah, I don't have enough to flaunt it, I did give him some pos rep though.

Hit with another neg rep for taking it like a soccer player.

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:29 PM
ROFL

Hahaha, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that message, I had figured that my last joke infuriated OTWP so much that he was going to threaten me through private messaging.

Buck
06-21-2010, 10:29 PM
I will give all my casino cash to anyone who paypals me $30.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:32 PM
Hahaha, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that message, I had figured that my last joke infuriated OTWP so much that he was going to threaten me through private messaging.

Dude.

Seriously?

This is all in fun, man.

I'm just looking for a way to ditch some casino cash. I don't use it.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:32 PM
I will give all my casino cash to anyone who paypals me $30.

LMAO

Buck
06-21-2010, 10:33 PM
LMAO

Thats over $57000 Casino Dollars for each US Dollar.

A bargain for sure.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 10:34 PM
I will give all my casino cash to anyone who paypals me $30.

ROFL I actually had someone pay me $250 for Final Fantasy XI money a few years ago. It was awesome!

Buck
06-21-2010, 10:35 PM
ROFL I actually had someone pay me $250 for Final Fantasy XI money a few years ago. It was awesome!

Is this like WoW money? I'm not familiar.

LetsSignRussell
06-21-2010, 10:35 PM
ROFL I actually had someone pay me $250 for Final Fantasy XI money a few years ago. It was awesome!

:shake:

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:36 PM
Thats over $57000 Casino Dollars for each US Dollar.

A bargain for sure.

$57k in casino cash may be worth more than a German Mark was between WW1 and WW2.

LMAO

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:36 PM
Dude.

Seriously?

This is all in fun, man.

I'm just looking for a way to ditch some casino cash. I don't use it.

Haha, I wasn't sure, one time I pissed someone off in a similar manner and I got a Pm informing me that my ass was going to be kicked, he then considered it pertinent to inform me of his expansive gun collection, he then finished by kindly asking where I lived.

Sometimes you just can't tell, lol.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 10:37 PM
I will give all my casino cash to anyone who paypals me $30.

In the long term, this may not be a bad investment. CP is much more solvent than the American economy.

Buck
06-21-2010, 10:38 PM
Haha, I wasn't sure, one time I pissed someone off in a similar manner and I got a Pm informing me that my ass was going to be kicked, he then considered pertinent to inform me of his expansive gun collection, he then finished by kindly asking where I lived.

Sometimes you just can't tell, lol.

That was Marlboro Chief.

Welcome to the club.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-21-2010, 10:38 PM
Is this like WoW money? I'm not familiar.

Yeah. FFXI was an MMORPG that was cross platform between PS2, and PC. I found this little niche that no one else knew about when the game first came out and was able to make a killing. It took some time, but $250 was well worth it.

Chiefspants
06-21-2010, 10:40 PM
That was Marlboro Chief.

Welcome to the club.

Since the threats were through a private message, I knew that he meant serious business.

Buck
06-21-2010, 10:41 PM
Yeah. FFXI was an MMORPG that was cross platform between PS2, and PC. I found this little niche that no one else knew about when the game first came out and was able to make a killing. It took some time, but $250 was well worth it.

Nice.

CaliforniaChief
06-21-2010, 10:42 PM
Since the threats were through a private message, I knew that he meant serious business.

It's pretty amazing that people stoop to that kind of behavior on forums like this.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-21-2010, 10:43 PM
Haha, I wasn't sure, one time I pissed someone off in a similar manner and I got a Pm informing me that my ass was going to be kicked, he then considered it pertinent to inform me of his expansive gun collection, he then finished by kindly asking where I lived.

Sometimes you just can't tell, lol.

Since the threats were through a private message, I knew that he meant serious business.
Pfft...he was a goddamn idiot. Do yourself a favor and go into your options and check "Receive Private Messages only from Contacts and Moderators", that way you can keep the dumbasses from PMing you.

OnTheWarpath58
06-21-2010, 10:48 PM
At this point, you fuckers are boring me to sleep - which isn't necessarily a bad thing either...

FAX
06-21-2010, 10:55 PM
A long time ago, I posted a brand new, awesome business idea that I thought was pretty damn cool - not to mention brand new and awesome. Well, not one single Planeteer responded.

Well, today I find out that the State of California is going to implement my idea ... those bastards ... in an effort to help with their budget deficit. It just shows that, if you have an idea, it's important to pursue it no matter how difficult it is or how long it takes or how many people laugh at you or how many times you go to prison or how far in debt you have to go or how many laundromats or liquor stores you have to rob.

FAX

BossChief
06-21-2010, 11:02 PM
haha I took this from another poster in the Clausen thread...it aught to give ya a little chuckle

Mr. Flopnuts
06-22-2010, 12:17 AM
haha I took this from another poster in the Clausen thread...it aught to give ya a little chuckle

LMAO Is that Mecca in there?

teedubya
06-22-2010, 01:54 AM
Since the threats were through a private message, I knew that he meant serious business.

http://drunkenachura.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/internet-serious-business.jpg?w=225&h=275

rad
06-22-2010, 08:04 AM
I just bought this t-shirt:

gblowfish
06-22-2010, 09:19 AM
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Buck
06-22-2010, 09:52 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2igj13k.jpg

boogblaster
06-22-2010, 11:31 AM
Entertainment comes with risks .. but try some mean-green buds followed by four shots of Jack Black then finish with a BJ ... you should feel better .. if not call 911 stand outside with a gun in your hand and scream come any closer and I'll shoot everyone .....

rad
06-22-2010, 11:51 AM
I just bought this t-shirt:

Forgot to drop a link for this in case you want one for yourself, they're only 6.99+ $5 flat rate shipping too.....

http://www.juststupidshirts.com/somanwainbar.html

Simply Red
06-22-2010, 12:30 PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/xcqgxc.jpg

Pawnmower
06-22-2010, 03:22 PM
Watch the coolest guy in the world chug a soda.

Hard-core.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OnpaTW-jY

Sofa King
06-22-2010, 03:28 PM
Watch the coolest guy in the world chug a soda.

Hard-core.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OnpaTW-jY

looks like Harland Williams (sorta)



http://www.dabphotos.com/images/424_harland_williams1.jpg

Buck
06-22-2010, 03:32 PM
Watch the coolest guy in the world chug a soda.

Hard-core.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OnpaTW-jY

WHAT THE FUCK?