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Count Alex's Losses
06-22-2010, 12:12 AM
Sorry for stalling on this.

East appears to have defeated West. Martin Riggs' short-lived surge may have sputtered out under the iron fist of Bruce Lee. Meanwhile, The Terminator is painting the walls with Bryan Mills' blood.

In matchup 3, Batman is going to show Chuck Norris (Col. James Braddock) what it really means to be a badass.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dark-knight-fright.jpg

http://blogs.amctv.com/future-of-classic/missinginaction3.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
06-22-2010, 12:16 AM
Batman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

cdcox
06-22-2010, 12:47 AM
I'm Batman.

Count Alex's Losses
06-22-2010, 12:48 AM
I'm Batman.

I'm Spartacus.

kysirsoze
06-22-2010, 12:58 AM
Batman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Sorry. Not even the application of the most over-used joke premise in history can help Chuck here. Batman would beat Braddock at virtually anything. (Hand to hand, weapons, chess, brood off.) This was over before it started.

Duck Dog
06-22-2010, 01:00 AM
Is Batman fucking bulletproof?

Count Alex's Losses
06-22-2010, 01:03 AM
Is Batman fucking bulletproof?

Batman is smart enough that you won't get a clean shot.

Batman is lethal enough that he laughs at guys who use guns.

Batman also rarely kills anyone, so he's really got a lot of pent up bloodlust coming into this tournament.

kysirsoze
06-22-2010, 01:05 AM
Is Batman ****ing bulletproof?

Batman is smart enough that you won't get a clean shot.

Batman is lethal enough that he laughs at guys who use guns.

Plus, while he doesn't use guns, he does have plenty of weapons and gadgets that can drop people from long range. Braddock's just lucky he doesn't kill.

And if the gun argument doesn't get Riggs past Lee, it is useless here.

Duck Dog
06-22-2010, 01:12 AM
Plus, while he doesn't use guns, he does have plenty of weapons and gadgets that can drop people from long range. Braddock's just lucky he doesn't kill.

And if the gun argument doesn't get Riggs past Lee, it is useless here.

That's because people who vote for the guy who doesn't have the gun are stupid.

Yeah and Batman doesn't kill so how could he possibly win?

kysirsoze
06-22-2010, 01:19 AM
That's because people who vote for the guy who doesn't have the gun are stupid.

Yeah and Batman doesn't kill so how could he possibly win?

I don't believe killing is necessary. Batman could neutralize him easily. Ask every enemy Batman has ever faced how useful their gun was.

Duck Dog
06-22-2010, 01:26 AM
I don't believe killing is necessary. Batman could neutralize him easily. Ask every enemy Batman has ever faced how useful their gun was.

Batman faced a dozen or so foes. Braddock took on the Vietcong Army.

Crush
06-22-2010, 01:31 AM
Batman faced a dozen or so foes. Braddock took on the Vietcong Army.

Batman would have taken Hanoi by himself if he was given the opportunity.

Duck Dog
06-22-2010, 01:32 AM
Batman would have taken Hanoi by himself if he was given the opportunity.

Batman can barely handle Metropolis.

Guru
06-22-2010, 02:04 AM
Batman can barely handle Metropolis.UhhhhhhhROFL

ChiefJustice
06-22-2010, 02:39 AM
Batman can barely handle Metropolis.

Oh,he can handle Metropolis quite fine...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C1wQQPF_3CA/R7MNhd6osmI/AAAAAAAAAF0/JMXDNZFcUCY/s320/darknightreturns.jpg

kysirsoze
06-22-2010, 04:28 AM
Batman can barely handle Metropolis.

credibility lost

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-22-2010, 04:38 AM
Batman had trouble with Danny DeVito

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-best-bat-villains-the-penguin/44248-1-eng-US/The-Best-Bat-Villains-The-Penguin_imagelarge.jpg


How's he gonna handle Chuck Norris?

Sofa King
06-22-2010, 08:17 AM
Holy asskicking Batman.... this one was over before i voted...

Count Alex's Losses
06-22-2010, 10:45 AM
Batman had trouble with Danny DeVito

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-best-bat-villains-the-penguin/44248-1-eng-US/The-Best-Bat-Villains-The-Penguin_imagelarge.jpg


How's he gonna handle Chuck Norris?

Wrong Batman.

Rain Man
06-22-2010, 12:06 PM
Do people not understand that Braddock is Chuck Norris?

L.A. Chieffan
06-22-2010, 12:07 PM
you dont vote against chuck norris.

if you value your life

luv
06-23-2010, 10:20 AM
ChiefsPlanet = the only place Chuck Norris would lose a fight. :shake:

Dicky McElephant
06-23-2010, 10:40 AM
ChiefsPlanet = the only place Chuck Norris would lose a fight. :shake:

It's not Chuck Norris. It's Col. James Braddock.

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 12:07 PM
ChiefsPlanet = the only place Chuck Norris would lose a fight. :shake:


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Psyko Tek
06-23-2010, 08:43 PM
Batman had trouble with Danny DeVito

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-best-bat-villains-the-penguin/44248-1-eng-US/The-Best-Bat-Villains-The-Penguin_imagelarge.jpg


How's he gonna handle Chuck Norris?

that was michael keaton...
you know mr mom?
beetlejuice?
duplicity?

I liked adam west much better