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Rain Man
06-22-2010, 10:19 PM
I'm on a business trip, and my hotel room is right on the ocean. There's a colony of seals right outside my window, and this is going from charming to old pretty quickly. It's like having a herd of half-dog/half-elephants barking and/or trumpeting all night a hundred feet away.

cdcox
06-22-2010, 10:23 PM
Antifreeze, don't leave home without it.

bishop_74
06-22-2010, 10:28 PM
Thats pretty funny actually.

Rain Man
06-22-2010, 10:29 PM
I think seals eat antifreeze, don't they? Some sort of arctic thing?

Two of them got into a fight or something. They're yelling like it's third down at Arrowhead.

Baconeater
06-22-2010, 10:32 PM
That reminds me of the place we stayed at in Estes Park, there was a briskly moving stream right outside the door of our room, and there were a lot of rocks in the water so it made quite a bit of noise. It was really cool for the first hour or so, but after that it was just annoying, and it never, ever stopped. 24 effing hours a day that thing went, we may as well been sleeping at the bottom of a waterfall. You'd have to assume the seals are going to go to bed sometime.

CrazyPhuD
06-22-2010, 10:36 PM
Don't be a dick and spoil the mood, they're just fucking afterall...

DA_T_84
06-22-2010, 10:41 PM
I think seals eat antifreeze, don't they? Some sort of arctic thing?

Two of them got into a fight or something. They're yelling like it's third down at Arrowhead.

Aye layke
/borat voice

Rain Man
06-22-2010, 10:51 PM
Wait a minute. Maybe they're about to go to sleep. It's getting quiet out there.

Pitt Gorilla
06-22-2010, 10:57 PM
"BAY-BEH!"

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Demonpenz
06-22-2010, 10:57 PM
walk up to one and say "dude...wtf happened to your face?"

Huffmeister
06-22-2010, 10:58 PM
Do they sound like this? Cause that would be annoying as hell to have right outside your window.

Ba-ba-baba-ba-da-da-baaaaaaaaaa!

Edit: Dammit! Pitt beat me to it!

Pitt Gorilla
06-22-2010, 10:59 PM
Do they sound like this? Cause that would be annoying as hell to have right outside your window.

Ba-ba-baba-ba-da-da-baaaaaaaaaa!

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Demonpenz
06-22-2010, 11:05 PM
i show 1057 on both me and pitts joke, i do like how cannible spelled out the song.

Duck Dog
06-22-2010, 11:27 PM
Do they sell clubs nearby?

DA_T_84
06-22-2010, 11:28 PM
Do they sell clubs nearby?

Of course, seals love to play golf.

Pitt Gorilla
06-22-2010, 11:30 PM
Of course, seals love to play golf.Not true; seals only play sports.

CrazyPhuD
06-22-2010, 11:38 PM
Wait a minute. Maybe they're about to go to sleep. It's getting quiet out there.

Do you smell cigarette smoke? Maybe they're done.

Rausch
06-23-2010, 12:14 AM
This is why you club them while they're young...

BWillie
06-23-2010, 12:26 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__voT-X5EIis/R1I6xFjrKNI/AAAAAAAAAAw/4ZLeyuBp4d8/s400/Baby%2Bseal.jpg

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/images/0331-01.jpg

These little f*ckers are goin' down

Hog Farmer
06-23-2010, 02:45 AM
This is a perfect example why every man should own a weapon with a silencer.

JD10367
06-23-2010, 05:48 AM
I really don't give a shit if Seal is loud.

However, I'd love to ask him if Heidi Klum is loud. Preferably get some video to prove it. :hump:

Inspector
06-23-2010, 05:53 AM
Stay away from seals and use gaskets instead.

Gonzo
06-23-2010, 06:40 AM
Reminds me of a joke:

A guy drops off his car at the shop due to an oil leak. The mechanic tells him to go have some lunch and he'll take a look at it.
The guy goes next door to a cafe for a sandwich. Afterwards, he walks back over to the shop and the mechanic says, "it looks like you blew a seal."
The guy quickly wipes his mouth and says, "No, that's just mayonnaise."
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JohninGpt
06-23-2010, 06:56 AM
... "it looks like you blew a seal."
The guy quickly wipes his mouth and says, "Hey buddy, leave my personal life out of it and just fix the damn thing."
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I heard a different ending to that one.

Donger
06-23-2010, 07:12 AM
I'm on a business trip, and my hotel room is right on the ocean. There's a colony of seals right outside my window, and this is going from charming to old pretty quickly. It's like having a herd of half-dog/half-elephants barking and/or trumpeting all night a hundred feet away.

That's what you get for staying in La Jolla.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 07:13 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__voT-X5EIis/R1I6xFjrKNI/AAAAAAAAAAw/4ZLeyuBp4d8/s400/Baby%2Bseal.jpg

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/images/0331-01.jpg

These little f*ckers are goin' down

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0:19 pertains to the thread.... but the whole thing is pretty suiting ... :D

Dave Lane
06-23-2010, 07:56 AM
I think seals eat antifreeze, don't they? Some sort of arctic thing?

Two of them got into a fight or something. They're yelling like it's third down at Arrowhead.

Won't work because their blood actually is antifreeze. The seal clubbing industry doesn't want the PETA people to find out because they would protest and pour it over people and stuff. But in all truthfulness antifreeze really is a combo of baby harp seal blood and penguin blood. Just don't let it get out to the public.

Dave Lane
06-23-2010, 08:11 AM
And I was right about Clausen too so you know this is right.

Rain Man
06-23-2010, 08:24 AM
Interesting. I just noticed in the bathroom this morning that the hotel provides earplugs with a nice little sign describing seal noise.

They all went to sleep around 11:00, though, so it was fine after that.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 08:26 AM
Interesting. I just noticed in the bathroom this morning that the hotel provides earplugs with a nice little sign describing seal noise.

They all went to sleep around 11:00, though, so it was fine after that.

Did they sleep with the fishes??








tee hee....

evolve27
06-23-2010, 11:10 AM
This thread is useless without pictures.

milkman
06-23-2010, 11:35 AM
SeaBees are far more noisy.

Omaha
06-23-2010, 12:33 PM
When I read the topic I thought this thread would be about my mother-in-law....

JohninGpt
06-23-2010, 02:00 PM
SeaBees are far more noisy.

I'll try to be more quiet?1?

Edit: Oh damn, I just got it. We're not only noisy, we're not too bright.

seclark
06-23-2010, 02:20 PM
I'll try to be more quiet?1?

Edit: Oh damn, I just got it. We're not only noisy, we're not too bright.

i've been waiting for you to show up ever since mm made that post.:clap:
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Iowanian
06-23-2010, 02:32 PM
This is why people club them when they are babies.

Stop Noise Pollution NOW!