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Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 11:40 AM
The Terminator, Bruce Lee, Batman and Wolverine all appear to be moving on. Right now, The Terminator would face Wolverine, but don't set it in stone.

In matchup 5, we got some balls-ass hot shit going down. Indiana Jones fights John McClane. This might be the most evenly matched faceoff of the entire tournament thus far.

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/indiana-jones-nazi.jpg http://knickstweets.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/diehard.jpg

Just remember that no one ever tried to rip John McClane's heart out.

Buck
06-23-2010, 11:40 AM
DONT GET BUTTHURT YALL

Pestilence
06-23-2010, 11:45 AM
This is a tough one. I'm going to need some evidence to tip the scale either way.

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 11:45 AM
If you add Landon Donovan now, he will win.

Yippie Ki Yay

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 11:47 AM
This will be the most contested and closest fight yet.

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 11:54 AM
This is a tough one. I'm going to need some evidence to tip the scale either way.

Just remember that Indy was also a spy in WW2. He is a badass.

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 11:54 AM
This is a tough one. I'm going to need some evidence to tip the scale either way.

The only way John McClane beats Indy is if he brings a snake to the fight.

CHENZ A!
06-23-2010, 11:54 AM
Indiana Jones shouldve never beaten Blade. Mcclane will kick his ass easily.
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Pestilence
06-23-2010, 11:55 AM
Indiana Jones shouldve never beaten Blade. Mcclane will kick his ass easily.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Indiana Jones beat Blade?

Fuck that shit....McClane gets my vote.

Detoxing
06-23-2010, 11:57 AM
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Indiana Jones beat Blade?

**** that shit....McClane gets my vote.

Lol @ Indiana Jones beating blade

Blade vs. Batman....now that woulda been good.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 12:01 PM
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Indiana Jones beat Blade?

**** that shit....McClane gets my vote.

this

Rausch
06-23-2010, 12:03 PM
Lol @ Indiana Jones beating blade

Blade vs. Batman....now that woulda been good.

The fuck type of world do you live in?!!?

You kill Nazis with a flair you FUCKING DESERVE rank!1!:cuss:

Pestilence
06-23-2010, 12:04 PM
The fuck type of world do you live in?!!?

You kill Nazis with a flair you FUCKING DESERVE rank!1!:cuss:

Blade is a fucking day walker. Indiana Jones is fucking old and would never last.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 12:08 PM
Blade is a ****ing day walker. Indiana Jones is ****ing old and would never last.

and i'm pretty sure Blade could kill Nazi's with flare's if he wanted too.... especially if they were the stronger, faster, vampire versions of said Nazi's...

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 12:09 PM
Blade is a fucking day walker. Indiana Jones is fucking old and would never last.

Indy is in his 30s in his prime.

And he has experience against supernatural foes.

Anyway, what's done is done.

Buck
06-23-2010, 12:22 PM
This was a tough one, but I went with Indy.

ClevelandBronco
06-23-2010, 12:22 PM
No idea. Didn't see any of the movies.

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 12:24 PM
Indy wins just based on the the fact the SEAN CONNERY is his father.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 12:25 PM
No idea. Didn't see any of the movies.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm27/Boyd506/double_take.gif

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 12:28 PM
No idea. Didn't see any of the movies.


Do your parents keep you in a kennel?

Bark once for yes....

ClevelandBronco
06-23-2010, 12:56 PM
Do your parents keep you in a kennel?

Bark once for yes....

I was no longer a puppy by that time.

I was 22 when Indiana Jones first appeared and 29 when Die Hard came out (I had to look up Die Hard and check the character's name to make sure that's what we're talking about here.)

Guru
06-23-2010, 04:42 PM
McClain easily.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 04:53 PM
Tough pick, but in out and out combat McClain has to win here.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 04:54 PM
The Terminator, Bruce Lee, Batman and Wolverine all appear to be moving on. Right now, The Terminator would face Wolverine, but don't set it in stone.

I would be in favor of that matchup so we could get the T-800 (a questionable candidate to say the least) out of contention.

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 05:00 PM
I'm pretty surprised by this one. McClane is a cop. A badass cop, but just a cop.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 05:06 PM
I'm pretty surprised by this one. McClane is a cop. A badass cop, but just a cop.

And Indy is a badass professor of archaeology. Just sayin.

Guru
06-23-2010, 05:08 PM
I'm pretty surprised by this one. McClane is a cop. A badass cop, but just a cop.

I am a big Indy fan too but McClane would tear him apart.

Psyko Tek
06-23-2010, 05:13 PM
I was no longer a puppy by that time.

I was 22 when Indiana Jones first appeared and 29 when Die Hard came out (I had to look up Die Hard and check the character's name to make sure that's what we're talking about here.)

he's a bronco fan
what do you expect

my gawd man you have to see raiders and die hard go to a store and buy both right now
football jebus commands it

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 05:15 PM
And Indy is a badass professor of archaeology. Just sayin.

Who fucking beats up Nazis and was a spy during World War 2.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 05:25 PM
It's actually a good match up in a lot of ways. Both had excellent first films, followed by solid but disappointing sequels. The third installment in each was redemptive and the fourth was an overblown mockery of what the series had been about in the first place. Overall Indy's movies were better, but McClain is just badasser.

Count Zarth
06-23-2010, 05:28 PM
McClain is badasser because he gets his ass kicked more.

Indy is also much smarter.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 05:36 PM
McClain is badasser because he gets his ass kicked more.

Indy is also much smarter.

I don't know.... they both get their ass kicked an awful lot. That's one of the appealing qualities they share. They seem more real because they're not infallible. The fourth movies in both series forgot this and that's a big reason why they sucked.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 05:40 PM
I don't know.... they both get their ass kicked an awful lot. That's one of the appealing qualities they share. They seem more real because they're not infallible. The fourth movies in both series forgot this and that's a big reason why they sucked.

Allow me to illustrate....


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RedNFeisty
06-23-2010, 07:20 PM
Indiana Jones shouldve never beaten Blade. Mcclane will kick his ass easily.
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Blade got knocked out?? Okay, this game is officially screwed!! See what happens when I miss a few days. Way to go you slackers!!!

Guru
06-23-2010, 09:33 PM
Blade got knocked out?? Okay, this game is officially screwed!! See what happens when I miss a few days. Way to go you slackers!!!Meh. I hated Blade.

dilligaf
06-23-2010, 10:02 PM
No idea. Didn't see any of the movies.

Turn in your Man Card...immediately.:cuss:

dilligaf
06-23-2010, 10:03 PM
I went with McClane. Indy's last movie blew goats.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-23-2010, 10:14 PM
McClane would pull Indy's cock through his ass.

Guru
06-23-2010, 11:08 PM
McClane would pull Indy's cock through his ass.http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yATxh46RxAA/SjmdtFkg4kI/AAAAAAAAAOU/JcMl0NSB4Hs/s400/gruber-falling-die-hard.jpg

ClevelandBronco
06-23-2010, 11:38 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yATxh46RxAA/SjmdtFkg4kI/AAAAAAAAAOU/JcMl0NSB4Hs/s400/gruber-falling-die-hard.jpg

Which episode of Harry Potter was that?

RedNFeisty
06-23-2010, 11:52 PM
Meh. I hated Blade.

:harumph:

Jealous perhaps?!?!

:D

RedNFeisty
06-23-2010, 11:53 PM
Which episode of Harry Potter was that?

Okay, that was funny. ROFL

Guru
06-24-2010, 12:00 AM
Which episode of Harry Potter was that?You know, the one where Harry stuck his.....

Ebolapox
06-24-2010, 09:21 AM
McClane would pull Indy's cock through his ass.

I don't know what you're saying here. it could be one of two things, I guess:

1) he reaches through indy's ass and pulls his cock through indy's ass

2) indy's cock is in mcclane's ass, and he pulls his cock all the way off and through.

:spock:

Psyko Tek
06-24-2010, 07:12 PM
Bump for INDY fans

John McClane was just a cop

Indy was the finder of impossible objects
knowledgeable in hundreds of cultures and languages
knew how to fight
and when to just pull the pistol

killer of Nazis
spy vs the commies

and much better dressed

evry man should have a hat