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Count Alex's Wins
06-23-2010, 12:51 PM
Well, we'll see just how popular Clint Eastwood is now. The entire tournament, Eastwood characters have been stroked off by the over-40 contingent on Chiefsplanet. Logically there is no way a chump like Josey Wales should be able to best a highly-trained spy like James Bond.

http://labattagliasoda.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/the_outlaw_josey_wales.jpg http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/daniel_craig_bond.jpg

Now I'm going to post my favorite Bond clip and pray.

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Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 12:58 PM
Wales will shoot Bond in the back as he runs and cowers.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 01:09 PM
Wales kills 54 gun slingers, soldiers, bounty hunters, murderers, rapists and all around bad guys. Bond didn't kill that many badasses in the past 30 years.

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Count Alex's Wins
06-23-2010, 01:11 PM
That's because he didn't feel like it.

okiedokieokoye
06-23-2010, 01:14 PM
Wales will shoot Bond in the back as he runs and cowers.

Wales would never be able to get the jump on Bond. He lives in the old west. He smells like pig shit. Bond is clean. He smells better.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 01:14 PM
That's because he didn't feel like it.

No, it's because he spent 95% of his time in casinos gambling and chasing pussy while Wales was out killing motherfuckers. Besides, without his gadgets and the support of his government Bond isn't shit. Wales on the otherhand is a one man killing machine.

Gonzo
06-23-2010, 01:16 PM
Wales would take bond's laser watch and shove it up his ass before he shot him in the dick.
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Count Alex's Wins
06-23-2010, 01:17 PM
You sound like you don't even watch Bond movies.

In the last one, he was surrounded by three hunks in an elevator, beat them up and escaped in mere seconds.

He doesn't need gadgets.

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 01:17 PM
Wales kills 54 gun slingers, soldiers, bounty hunters, murderers, rapists and all around bad guys. Bond didn't kill that many badasses in the past 30 years.

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he doesn't have to... he just kills the leaders and stops the threat by chopping off the head.... not by killing all the peons....

Sofa King
06-23-2010, 01:22 PM
Wales would take bond's laser watch and shove it up his ass before he shot him in the dick.
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So Wales gets his guns, but Bond has to use his laser watch???

i musta missed that part in the matchup....


I guess if it was my matchup, i'd say Bond get's his car, and Wales get's his chew spit. in which case, obviously, Bond destroys Wales .

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 01:30 PM
You sound like you don't even watch Bond movies.

In the last one, he was surrounded by three hunks in an elevator, beat them up and escaped in mere seconds.

He doesn't need gadgets.

And you sound like you've never seen Jose Wales.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 01:32 PM
Bond better get in his car drive as far away as he can and hope that Wales doesn't hold a grudge.

Gonzo
06-23-2010, 01:33 PM
So Wales gets his guns, but Bond has to use his laser watch???

i musta missed that part in the matchup....


I guess if it was my matchup, i'd say Bond get's his car, and Wales get's his chew spit. in which case, obviously, Bond destroys Wales .

Bond's from England, they don't know how to use guns. :D
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ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 01:47 PM
Again....

It must be remembered...


Josey was from Missouri.

Only the Kansas contingent will vote for a limey.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 01:49 PM
I'm from Kansas and I nominated him.

ChiefJustice
06-23-2010, 01:51 PM
I'm from Kansas and I nominated him.

You must be from Salina then.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 02:22 PM
You must be from Salina then.

OP

Gonzo
06-23-2010, 02:31 PM
Again....

It must be remembered...


Josey was from Missouri.

Only the Kansas contingent will vote for a limey.


Fricken commie beakers...
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SnakeXJones
06-23-2010, 03:08 PM
Wales all the way I could never stand Bond fuck that British douche

Rooster
06-23-2010, 03:12 PM
Bond is a bitch.

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 05:43 PM
I wonder how many of the Bond voters are GC aliases?

Count Alex's Wins
06-23-2010, 05:44 PM
I wonder how many of the Bond voters are GC aliases?

I have no aliases, retard.

kysirsoze
06-23-2010, 05:52 PM
I would bother arguing this but it looks like it's not going to be close. Score one for logic.

RedNeckRaider
06-23-2010, 05:54 PM
I would bother arguing this but it looks like it's not going to be close. Score one for logic.

Screw logic I voted for Jose damn it :)~

Duck Dog
06-23-2010, 07:13 PM
I have no aliases, retard.

Sure ya don't.

Insert random insult.

Fritz88
06-23-2010, 07:16 PM
Damn. Bonds over Wales. What happened to humanity?