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Mr. Laz
06-24-2010, 09:44 PM
'Stomach Issue' Was Tony Moeaki's Injury At The Start Of OTAs (http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/6/24/1534970/stomach-issue-was-tony-moeakis)

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/profile_images/240996/headshot_tiny.jpg by Joel Thorman (http://www.sbnation.com/users/Joel%20Thorman) on Jun 24, 2010 1:26 PM PDT (http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/6/24/1534970/stomach-issue-was-tony-moeakis) in 2010 Kansas City Chiefs Season (http://www.arrowheadpride.com/section/2010-campaign) http://cdn3.sbnation.com/images/icons/comment.v1599.png 23 comments

Chiefs (http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/KAN) rookie tight end Tony Moeaki (http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108522/Tony_Moeaki) practiced at the Chiefs rookie minicamp the week after the draft at the end of April but didn't see the field again until June 7.

Chiefs coach Todd Haley wouldn't elaborate on why he was out only saying that it was no big deal. Haley never comments on injuries when he doesn't have to.

So what was the reason for his absence?

"He had a stomach issue," Moeaki's agent, Jack Bechta, told Bob Fescoe of 610 Sports on Thursday morning. "It was internal. I don't know exactly what it was but it was borderline. He could have gone. He did go at the end there in the last week."

Bechta says Moeaki will be "fine" for the start of training camp.

Bectha, putting on the agent hat, went on to say that the Chiefs made a great decision drafting Moeaki. "If he played at a SEC school, or a place that put the ball in the air a bunch -- you gotta remember, he played at Iowa in the Big 10 where I think they throw the ball 15 times a game -- he would've been a first round pick."

Buck
06-24-2010, 09:45 PM
Sounds like he had the shits.

KcMizzou
06-24-2010, 09:46 PM
Sounds like he had the shits.George Brett style.

Pablo
06-24-2010, 09:46 PM
Jesus.

Stomach issues. Soft ass bitch.

This makes Croyle look like goddamn Cal Ripken Jr.

milkman
06-24-2010, 09:46 PM
Sounds like he got a look at Badgirl's pic.

Pablo
06-24-2010, 09:48 PM
Sounds like he got a look at Badgirl's pic.No, if that was the situation the story would have read:

"Moeaki set to become first Legally Blind TE after spooning out own eyes"

-King-
06-24-2010, 09:52 PM
*Looks at Matt Cassel* "THAT guy will be throwing me the ball?" *throws up*. "I feel sick"

DeezNutz
06-24-2010, 09:55 PM
David DeJesus is embarrassed by this fucker's lack of toughness.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2010, 10:32 PM
No wonder the kid missed half of his games in college.

Wonder if he'll miss a week of training camp with a hangnail?

Buck
06-24-2010, 10:39 PM
Maybe he actually had anal fissures but decided that "stomach issues" sounded better.
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Pablo
06-24-2010, 10:52 PM
I really, really, really want to like this guy.

I want a guy to step in and be the new "Tony". I truly do.

But he's just been such a pussy. Jesus. How the hell is he going to last an NFL season.

Chocolate Hog
06-24-2010, 10:54 PM
No wonder the kid missed half of his games in college.

Wonder if he'll miss a week of training camp with a hangnail?

Better trade another pick for him.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2010, 10:55 PM
Better trade another pick for him.

http://i50.tinypic.com/1232vcw.gif

DeezNutz
06-24-2010, 10:59 PM
Get your shit together, Brokaki! /CP

That was the problem, you stupid ****s. /Brokaki

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2010, 11:01 PM
Maybe he was working on getting his shit together?

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Rain Man
06-24-2010, 11:02 PM
maybe he was shot in the stomach with a bazooka.
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Chocolate Hog
06-24-2010, 11:03 PM
Get your shit together, Brokaki! /CP

That was the problem, you stupid ****s. /Brokaki

Maybe he was drafted to distract the fans from the horrible Javiar Arenas pick.

DeezNutz
06-24-2010, 11:05 PM
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You caught it before the edit. Look again! 2 fails, one post.

It's a microcosm of Brokaki's troubles with his shitter.

Pablo
06-24-2010, 11:07 PM
Maybe he was drafted to distract the fans from the horrible Javiar Arenas pick.Who was on YOUR board billay.

We're all dying to know.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2010, 11:07 PM
You caught it before the edit. Look again! 2 fails, one post.

It's a microcosm of Brokaki's troubles with his shitter.

Now we have a QB and a TE who shit themselves.

w00t.

I really hope something comes out later saying the dude had like 3 feet of his intestines removed. Anything less, and the criticism is pretty much justified. His agent saying "he could have gone" (but he didn't) doesn't exactly inspire confidence in this kid's toughness or will.

Fruit Ninja
06-24-2010, 11:09 PM
not damn thing wrong with missing a day or 2 if you got the runs. I think everyone should be sympathetic to that. IT fucking sucks to have to shit ever 30 min if you got it real bad. lol

jAZ
06-24-2010, 11:09 PM
No, if that was the situation the story would have read:

"Moeaki set to become first Legally Blind TE after spooning out own eyes"

What did I miss?

DeezNutz
06-24-2010, 11:09 PM
Now we have a QB and a TE who shit themselves.

w00t.

I really hope something comes out later saying the dude had like 3 feet of his intestines removed. Anything less, and the criticism is pretty much justified.

Yeah, in all seriousness, this just looks terrible. What's the knock? Dude gets injured. First time to show up? Dude is "injured."

Sometimes the obvious red flags are worth following.

Chocolate Hog
06-24-2010, 11:12 PM
Who was on YOUR board billay.

We're all dying to know.

It wasn't a slow nickelback punt returner ROFL. You can get those in the 4th round.

Pablo
06-24-2010, 11:13 PM
It wasn't a slow nickelback punt returner ROFL. You can get those in the 4th round.Ah, so you're just spouting drafturbator talking points.

I see.

Rain Man
06-24-2010, 11:17 PM
not damn thing wrong with missing a day or 2 if you got the runs. I think everyone should be sympathetic to that. IT fucking sucks to have to shit ever 30 min if you got it real bad. lol

in that case, maybe he was willing to go and the defense didn't want to tackle him.
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Chocolate Hog
06-24-2010, 11:17 PM
Ah, so you're just spouting drafturbator talking points.

I see.

Whatever dude the Arenas pick was a horrible pick. And they gave up picks for an injured tight end. If I knew they were going to do all that I would say fuck it and trade up for Linval Joseph. Sean Lee and Brown were much better plays that would be starters and contribute too.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2010, 11:20 PM
Yeah, in all seriousness, this just looks terrible. What's the knock? Dude gets injured. First time to show up? Dude is "injured."

Sometimes the obvious red flags are worth following.

For all the shit Croyle gets around here - a guy who reportedly had either a lacerated or bruised kidney in the first half of the Raiders game - pissed blood in the locker room - then took a painkilling injection at halftime and finished the game - he's a pussy.

But the guy that missed 50% of his team's game in college - then proceeds to miss 9/15 OTA practices - and conveniently returns for the "mandatory" practices will have excuse after excuse made for him.

Awesome.

Pablo
06-24-2010, 11:23 PM
For all the shit Croyle gets around here - a guy who reportedly had either a lacerated or bruised kidney in the first half of the Raiders game - pissed blood in the locker room - then took a painkilling injection at halftime and finished the game - he's a pussy.

But the guy that missed 50% of his team's game in college - then proceeds to miss 9/15 OTA practices - and conveniently returns for the "mandatory" practices will have excuse after excuse made for him.

Awesome.

Nah. They're both weak-bodied bitches.

Mo just hasn't given us any real false hope to cling to yet.

He'll get bashed in due time.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-24-2010, 11:24 PM
Pathetic, but predictable.

Demonpenz
06-24-2010, 11:28 PM
the reason croyles kidney was messed up is he was sliding for a first down.

DeezNutz
06-24-2010, 11:49 PM
Nah. They're both weak-bodied bitches.

Mo just hasn't given us any real false hope to cling to yet.

He'll get bashed in due time.

Croyle's weak-bodied. No doubt there.

But I'll never call him a bitch because it takes some testicular fortitude to keep putting your ass in a situation when you KNOW you're going to get killed.

Or he's impressively fucking stupid.

chiefzilla1501
06-24-2010, 11:55 PM
Pretty amazing the shit people will come up with to get pissed off.

He sat out of OPTIONAL training camps because he wasn't 100%. He sat out of actual games because of legit injuries.

Criticize him for being injury prone. To call him a pussy for not practicing when he's not 100% and it obviously didn't bother any coaches, give me a fucking break.

If he starts missing mandatory games because of hangnails, fine. I don't recall people giving a shit that Berry missed the first few practices too for an undisclosed injury.

SnakeXJones
06-24-2010, 11:55 PM
Next Moeaki predicted injury is ..... Ingrown toenail

DeezNutz
06-25-2010, 12:02 AM
Pretty amazing the shit people will come up with to get pissed off.
.

Listen, badgranny, no one here is pissed, so go tell it to Flopnuts.

KcMizzou
06-25-2010, 12:03 AM
Listen, badgranny, no one here is pissed, so go tell it to Flopnuts.Flopnuts asked me what you say to a woman with two black eyes. I didn't know.

He said, "Nothing you haven't already told her twice."

teedubya
06-25-2010, 12:49 AM
This agent is awesome... He shouldn't have said anything.

salame
06-25-2010, 12:55 AM
This agent is awesome... He shouldn't have said anything.

I know that's the real story here. Why say anything?
He said he "could have gone"
If he "could have gone" than he fucking should have. He's learning a new offense he needs to be out there.

Gracie Dean
06-25-2010, 01:14 AM
now, as one who suffers horribly from stomach issues, maybe he has crohn's or something like David Girrard. It truly is worse than cancer

KCtotheSB
06-25-2010, 01:17 AM
Sorry to be a pessimist, but I can very well see this guy be Brad Cottam Part Deux.

Short Leash Hootie
06-25-2010, 01:36 AM
what will we ever do if our late 3rd round pick doesn't turn into an all-pro TE??!?!

philfree
06-25-2010, 01:47 AM
Maybe he had his colon removed so he couldn't pratice.....? No....

But while I was at the beach the girl who worked with the beach dude who rented the loungers and jet skis and stuff. She had a colon bag and she wore a bikini. She was a hot beach girl but she had that bag sticking out of her tummy. Again...she was hot.....but that bag ruined it for me. It takes guts to do what she was doing I guess. I guess that brings a whole new meaning to anal sex......



PhilFree:arrow:

Fruit Ninja
06-25-2010, 01:58 AM
in that case, maybe he was willing to go and the defense didn't want to tackle him.
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my guess is he didnt want to shit his pants while practicing. I dont know about anyone else, but thats a fucking good reason to me to miss a day. lol

cabletech94
06-25-2010, 02:06 AM
now, as one who suffers horribly from stomach issues, maybe he has crohn's or something like David Girrard. It truly is worse than cancer

THIS.

the Talking Can
06-25-2010, 05:18 AM
every time he raises his arm above his shoulder he shits his pants....

Fritz88
06-25-2010, 05:57 AM
We will be lucky if he gets by this season playing half of it.

BossChief
06-25-2010, 07:17 AM
funny the degree of speculation in this thread.

For all we know, the coaches kept him out for precautionary measures.

I agree that it deserves a watching eye, but geez.

Marcellus
06-25-2010, 07:23 AM
For all the shit Croyle gets around here - a guy who reportedly had either a lacerated or bruised kidney in the first half of the Raiders game - pissed blood in the locker room - then took a painkilling injection at halftime and finished the game - he's a pussy.

But the guy that missed 50% of his team's game in college - then proceeds to miss 9/15 OTA practices - and conveniently returns for the "mandatory" practices will have excuse after excuse made for him.

Awesome.

You know I think you are correct, sort of.

Once Moeaki doesn't finish half the games he starts (when able to get on the field) after being injury prone in college and HS, he will then have reached the level of Brokie.

To give Moeaki that much credit already when he has yet to even have a chance to miss his first pro game really isn't fair to Croyle.

brorth
06-25-2010, 07:58 AM
my guess is he didnt want to shit his pants while practicing. I dont know about anyone else, but thats a ****ing good reason to me to miss a day. lol

No shit. A guy takes a couple of days for "stomach flu", coach makes a rookie sit out a couple extra days because he pulled the stomach flu card on his first practice out.

Nevermind - that doesn't make any sense at all. Guy probably needs surgery for some "undisclosed stomach issue". Put him on the IR. (can we do that yet?)

BTW- I think you have to suck it up and go, which slants him toward puss IMO.

notorious
06-25-2010, 08:24 AM
every time he raises his arm above his shoulder he shits his pants....

He will shit himself until he looks like Karen Carpenter in his attempts to catch Cassel's "Passes" if that is the case.

the Talking Can
06-25-2010, 08:29 AM
No shit. A guy takes a couple of days for "stomach flu", coach makes a rookie sit out a couple extra days because he pulled the stomach flu card on his first practice out.



talk about not making sense


Haley's punishes a rookie by making him sit out?


yeah...totally fits the Haley m.o.....

Haley would work his ass to death if he were punishing him for something

KCUnited
06-25-2010, 08:34 AM
Great, so we got diarrhea of the mouth in Bowe, and just diarrhea in our new TE. We're doomed.

Tony Poopaloti

Art Vader
06-25-2010, 09:21 AM
they just didn't want two players wearing #2

OnTheWarpath58
06-25-2010, 09:26 AM
FWIW, he didn't miss "a few days."

He missed 9 out of 15 OTA practices spread over a 3 week span.

He attended rookie camp, and then missed optional OTA's on:

May 17, 18 & 19

May 24 & 25

May 27

June 1, 2 & 3

Dave Lane
06-25-2010, 10:15 AM
now, as one who suffers horribly from stomach issues, maybe he has crohn's or something like David Girrard. It truly is worse than cancer

Or maybe a ulcer?

Fish
06-25-2010, 10:25 AM
If Cassel were my QB.... I'd feel sick too...

tomahawk kid
06-25-2010, 10:26 AM
What a sh!tty way to get out of practice.

BossChief
06-25-2010, 10:30 AM
FWIW, he didn't miss "a few days."

He missed 9 out of 15 OTA practices spread over a 3 week span.

He attended rookie camp, and then missed optional OTA's on:

May 17, 18 & 19

May 24 & 25

May 27

June 1, 2 & 3

Im sure your gonna call it an excuse, but what if the possibility is out there that you and I dont know dick about what is the real issue here and the coaches held him out of practice? I mean, Haley praised him when he came back. Pretty sure that if it was all bologna, as some in this thread are suggesting, he would be in Haleys doghouse... not running with the first team offense.

Im really not trying to make excuses for him at all, his injury concerns are legitimate....

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Berry has missed a bunch of practices all because he stubbed his toe while working out for Romeo Crennel on his proday. That was months ago. Or how about how many practices Flowers has missed because of multiple shoulder injuries that have caused him to miss 4 starts in 2 years?

Its football, a violent sport. Injuries happen.

Lets just hope Moeaki doesn't "shit the bed" when the real bullets start flying.

Ugly Duck
06-25-2010, 10:35 AM
He missed 9 out of 15 OTA practices spread over a 3 week span.

So you'll get about 6 games per season out of him. Heck, give the kid a break - he's got stomach problems.

OnTheWarpath58
06-25-2010, 11:15 AM
Im sure your gonna call it an excuse, but what if the possibility is out there that you and I dont know dick about what is the real issue here and the coaches held him out of practice? I mean, Haley praised him when he came back. Pretty sure that if it was all bologna, as some in this thread are suggesting, he would be in Haleys doghouse... not running with the first team offense.

Im really not trying to make excuses for him at all, his injury concerns are legitimate....

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Berry has missed a bunch of practices all because he stubbed his toe while working out for Romeo Crennel on his proday. That was months ago. Or how about how many practices Flowers has missed because of multiple shoulder injuries that have caused him to miss 4 starts in 2 years?

Its football, a violent sport. Injuries happen.

Lets just hope Moeaki doesn't "shit the bed" when the real bullets start flying.

When his agent says that it was "borderline" and that "he could have been there" - and wasn't - it speaks volumes.

There's a huge difference between being injured and missing 9 practices over a stomach issue - especially when your own agent says he could have been there.

Rausch
06-25-2010, 11:18 AM
If Cassel were my QB.... I'd feel sick too...

This...

BossChief
06-25-2010, 11:53 AM
When his agent says that it was "borderline" and that "he could have been there" - and wasn't - it speaks volumes.

There's a huge difference between being injured and missing 9 practices over a stomach issue - especially when your own agent says he could have been there.

yeah, but its not like he said "he could have been there but chose to stay home and not practice"

To me "he could have been there" means he was held out of practice. Otherwise one would have to assume he earned a one way trip to Haleys doghouse...not running with the ones and accepting praise.

We aren't talking about Herm here, we are talking about Haley. The anti-coddler.

Gracie Dean
06-25-2010, 12:00 PM
Maybe he had his colon removed so he couldn't pratice.....? No....

But while I was at the beach the girl who worked with the beach dude who rented the loungers and jet skis and stuff. She had a colon bag and she wore a bikini. She was a hot beach girl but she had that bag sticking out of her tummy. Again...she was hot.....but that bag ruined it for me. It takes guts to do what she was doing I guess. I guess that brings a whole new meaning to anal sex......



PhilFree:arrow:

As one who could be facing said bag, that is really offensive and crass

Mr. Laz
06-25-2010, 12:20 PM
now, as one who suffers horribly from stomach issues, maybe he has crohn's or something like David Girrard. It truly is worse than cancer
If he has some active problem like crohn's then we shouldn't of traded up to draft the guy .... if draft him at all.

it sounds harsh but you can't help the club if you're in the tub err crapper

JASONSAUTO
06-25-2010, 12:26 PM
When his agent says that it was "borderline" and that "he could have been there" - and wasn't - it speaks volumes.

There's a huge difference between being injured and missing 9 practices over a stomach issue - especially when your own agent says he could have been there.


wasnt he actually THERE just not practicing?

i mean i could have sworn he showed up so MAYBE haley held him out

JASONSAUTO
06-25-2010, 12:28 PM
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"He could have gone. He did go at the end there in the last week."

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i take this as he was there and not practicing and with all the reports of EVERYONE showing except page, one would have to assume that he was actually there just not practicing

Rausch
06-25-2010, 12:31 PM
As one who could be facing said bag, that is really offensive and crass

So you'll be less hot but ALIVE.

His comments?....

JASONSAUTO
06-25-2010, 12:33 PM
i take this as he was there and not practicing and with all the reports of EVERYONE showing except page, one would have to assume that he was actually there just not practicing

OTA #4 Report (http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-football/ota-4-report.html)
May 24, 2010 - Bob Gretz |
* Near perfect attendance as 85 of the teamís 86 players were on the field, just like last week. The only player missing was S Jarrad Page, a restricted free agent who has not signed his tender offer.

* There were seven players that did not work because of injury or rehab: RB Jamaal Charles, CB Brandon Flowers, TE Brad Cottam, WR Quinten Lawrence, WR Lance Long, WR David Grimes and TE Tony Moeaki.



so, yeah he was there,

Rausch
06-25-2010, 12:35 PM
Crohn's Disease?...

philfree
06-25-2010, 12:42 PM
As one who could be facing said bag, that is really offensive and crass

I'm sorry it was a little crass. Exposing your colon bag to the public is messed up though.

I do wish you the best and hope that your health takes a turn for the better.


PhilFree:arrow:

Sanka
06-25-2010, 01:06 PM
This draft ruled!

Gracie Dean
06-25-2010, 05:36 PM
I'm sorry it was a little crass. Exposing your colon bag to the public is messed up though.

I do wish you the best and hope that your health takes a turn for the better.


PhilFree:arrow:

That is true. If/when I have this bag I will NOT be showing it to the world, my hubby will be not seeing it either if I can help it

jspchief
01-05-2011, 03:55 PM
Moeaki