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Frankie
06-25-2010, 12:38 AM
MOI!!!!!

FREE AT LAST!.... FREE AT LAST!.... THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!....

Count Alex's Losses
06-25-2010, 12:39 AM
Just remember that Wheel of Fortune is on at 6.

KCrockaholic
06-25-2010, 12:40 AM
Are you free for Bingo on Saturday?

luv
06-25-2010, 12:40 AM
Just remember that Wheel of Fortune is on at 6.

6:30 here.

Count Alex's Losses
06-25-2010, 12:41 AM
6:30 here.

I'm so sorry.

LetsSignRussell
06-25-2010, 12:41 AM
NEVER NEVER QUIT

BWillie
06-25-2010, 12:43 AM
Actually, 'Sheed retired today. But thanks for asking.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-25-2010, 12:49 AM
Wow. Congratulations! That's a big day I'm sure.

Frazod
06-25-2010, 12:51 AM
Congratulations.

Gracie Dean
06-25-2010, 01:09 AM
That is way awesome

Halfcan
06-25-2010, 01:13 AM
Congrats

Lumpy
06-25-2010, 01:14 AM
Congrats! :D

I'm right behind you, in eh, 40-50 yrs. :shrug:

Frankie
06-25-2010, 01:20 AM
Are you free for Bingo on Saturday?

No, sorry, I have to sit at the Wal-Mart entrance and welcome folks that night.

Buck
06-25-2010, 01:25 AM
SPEECH!

Rain Man
06-25-2010, 01:47 AM
if not for the fact that you're 20 years closer to death, i'd want to trade places with you. congrats!
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Dayze
06-25-2010, 08:31 AM
congrats dude.

I'll never retire; and not by choice either. I'll croak at my desk when I'm 65 etc; i'm sure of it.

PunkinDrublic
06-25-2010, 08:48 AM
Congrats. My retirement plans are to move someplace warm and be homeless.

Donger
06-25-2010, 08:51 AM
Tapped into the old country's reserves, eh Frankie?

Frankie
06-25-2010, 08:53 AM
SPEECH!

Well OK,

"It all started around 4 AM on the 18th of February 19(mic feedback). Nine months earlier my father had a brief glimmer in his eyes and a familiar urge in his..................................................."

Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing satellite difficulties momentarily and will re-join the speech already in progress when the problems are fixed. Please stay tuned.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 08:56 AM
if not for the fact that you're 20 years closer to death, i'd want to trade places with you. congrats!
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Hey buddy, don't under-estimate the power of a drunk driver. ;)

TrebMaxx
06-25-2010, 08:57 AM
Congrats! I had plans to retire at 55 but the economy isn't cooperating. I will probably die at my desk and no one will notice until the stench of my rotting corpse seeps out of my cubicle. Then again my coworkers may think I just farted again and move on. The horror, the horror.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 08:57 AM
congrats dude.

I'll never retire; and not by choice either. I'll croak at my desk when I'm 65 etc; i'm sure of it.

Well then do like me. Retire way before you are 65. I'm 59.

Stinger
06-25-2010, 08:58 AM
Congratulations ............ :toast: Here is to your next endeavor in the retirement life.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 08:58 AM
Congrats. My retirement plans are to move someplace warm and be homeless.

You are a man of great ambition. :toast:

Frankie
06-25-2010, 08:59 AM
Tapped into the old country's reserves, eh Frankie?

Who'se that guy with all the jewelery? ;)

Donger
06-25-2010, 09:00 AM
Who'se that guy with all the jewelery? ;)

I think it's Ben Kingsley.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:00 AM
Congrats! I had plans to retire at 55 but the economy isn't cooperating. I will probably die at my desk and no one will notice until the stench of my rotting corpse seeps out of my cubicle. Then again my coworkers may think I just farted again and move on. The horror, the horror.

ROFL

swayy07
06-25-2010, 09:00 AM
Congrats! :D

I'm right behind you, in eh, 40-50 yrs. :shrug:

oh how i feel your pain, im 21 so i figure i can retire when im 90 something......:doh!:

Bwana
06-25-2010, 09:01 AM
Congrats!

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:07 AM
Congratulations ............ :toast: Here is to your next endeavor in the retirement life.

Oh I have plans. Number one is to put all of my mom's lifetime of great poetry in book form, lining them up date-wise with her pix from stages of her life and publishing them for the Farsi speaking folks. I'd like her to see this. She is in her mid 80s and and hopefully I'll have enough time to do it.

Dayze
06-25-2010, 09:07 AM
Well then do like me. Retire way before you are 65. I'm 59.

yeah, my point was I'll probably end up croaking before I retire, whatever the age. that would be just my luck.

my retirement $ is effectively $0 after the lovely 2008/09 forced us into foreclosure and had to use the $ to survive etc.


...so, starting from scratch at 33. I guess it's doable.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:09 AM
yeah, my point was I'll probably end up croaking before I retire, whatever the age. that would be just my luck.

my retirement $ is effectively $0 after the lovely 2008/09 forced us into foreclosure and had to use the $ to survive etc.


...so, starting from scratch at 33. I guess it's doable.

Have faith my friend. It is not only doable but you WILL do it.

Dayze
06-25-2010, 09:13 AM
Have faith my friend. It is not only doable but you WILL do it.

thanks dude. :thumb:
we should be 100% recovered from all that BS here in about 3-5 yrs.

we'll get back on track.


You should've slept in until noon today; ...you're retired, after all.:D

DeezNutz
06-25-2010, 09:14 AM
Wow, congratulations, Frankie. Very impressive accomplishment. Well done!

mlyonsd
06-25-2010, 09:21 AM
Congratulations Frankie. The rest of us will do our part to keep some revenue flowing into the system so you can sit on your a** all day.:)

talastan
06-25-2010, 09:28 AM
Congrats and for you a Skip icon! You deserve it! :D

:skip:

ClevelandBronco
06-25-2010, 09:30 AM
Will this give you time to dedicate yourself to that shahada you've been putting off? :D

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:52 AM
thanks dude. :thumb:
we should be 100% recovered from all that BS here in about 3-5 yrs.

we'll get back on track.


You should've slept in until noon today; ...you're retired, after all.:D

There's a little thing called "Brazil vs Portugal" that I need to tend to this AM.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 10:01 AM
Congratulations Frankie. The rest of us will do our part to keep some revenue flowing into the system so you can sit on your a** all day.:)

ROFL But really, ain't I worth it?

seclark
06-25-2010, 10:01 AM
congrats frankie. good job.

i wanted to retire around age 55. then mrs sec started planning all this shit for me to do, and i decided f@ck it. i'd just as soon work til i die than go through that.
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Frankie
06-25-2010, 10:02 AM
Will this give you time to dedicate yourself to that shahada you've been putting off? :D

Shshshshshsh! Not so loud!

Frankie
06-25-2010, 10:02 AM
congrats frankie. good job.

i wanted to retire around age 55. then mrs sec started planning all this shit for me to do, and i decided f@ck it. i'd just as soon work til i die than go through that.
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LOL

seclark
06-25-2010, 10:04 AM
LOL

i wasn't looking for laughs...i was looking for sympathy:D
again, congrats.
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Frankie
06-25-2010, 10:06 AM
i wasn't looking for laughs...i was looking for sympathy:D
again, congrats.
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OK :(

BossChief
06-25-2010, 10:45 AM
Glad to hear the man didnt get you down.

Enjoy!

Dicky McElephant
06-25-2010, 10:49 AM
Michael Jackson?

bevischief
06-25-2010, 12:08 PM
Congrats. My retirement plans are to move someplace warm and be homeless.

It is always 75 and sunny in Olathe...

MahiMike
06-25-2010, 12:10 PM
Congrats. Are you hiring?

LaChapelle
06-25-2010, 12:20 PM
Since you're over the Hill Top I hope you get a Fairdealing
Remain Calm if they begin to Billmore it's not a Gatewood to the Briar patch

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-25-2010, 12:23 PM
When you're out driving to the Old Country Buffet just remember:

You're annoying the fuck out of everyone that isn't you.

Have a great retirement!

RedNFeisty
06-25-2010, 01:07 PM
Congrats, now it is time to live!!!

TrebMaxx
06-25-2010, 01:18 PM
Also don't forget your responsibility to get out during rush hour and drive around slowly like you have nowhere to go

Rausch
06-25-2010, 01:23 PM
MOI!!!!!

FREE AT LAST!.... FREE AT LAST!.... THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!....

Congrats!

Get out while the get'n is good!















PS - You lucky bast!@rd! From now on I'll find out where you're flying and point towards YOU and say "I don't know, he was just fiddling with the Koran and whispering 'Death to the infadels!'"

Rausch
06-25-2010, 01:26 PM
Also don't forget your responsibility to get out during rush hour and drive around slowly like you have nowhere to go

If you have served and are a vet put it on your plate.

If not, road rage is fucking imminent and headed your way...

Frankie
06-25-2010, 02:39 PM
Congrats!


PS - You lucky bast!@rd! From now on I'll find out where you're flying and point towards YOU and say "I don't know, he was just fiddling with the Koran and whispering 'Death to the infadels!'"

ROFLROFL

Frankie
06-25-2010, 02:41 PM
Also don't forget your responsibility to get out during rush hour and drive around slowly like you have nowhere to go

I'm still the screamer. Time will tell if I'll be the screamy.

go bowe
06-25-2010, 04:04 PM
congrats, my man... :toast: :toast: :toast:

go bowe
06-25-2010, 04:05 PM
I'm still the screamer. Time will tell if I'll be the screamy.sooner or later, we all get there...

Iowanian
06-25-2010, 04:18 PM
So now that we've had your co-worker's reaction...how do you feel about it?


MOI!!!!!

FREE AT LAST!.... FREE AT LAST!.... THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!....

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:34 PM
So now that we've had your co-worker's reaction...how do you feel about it?
:LOL:
My co-workers loved me. I could tell by the goodbye ceremonies they set up for me. I loved them back. Total 180 from my last job environment. In fact this was not an entirely happy decision for me as I WILL actually miss them.

mlyonsd
06-25-2010, 09:52 PM
Isn't it past your bedtime? Your teeth won't be very clean in the morning if you don't get them in some Efferdent pretty quick.

Frankie
06-25-2010, 09:54 PM
Isn't it past your bedtime? Your teeth won't be very clean in the morning if you don't get them in some Efferdent pretty quick.

Go to bed yourshelf, shonny!

badgirl
06-26-2010, 01:06 AM
Congrats, enjoy life, I hope you have a good one.

Al Bundy
06-26-2010, 08:35 AM
Frankie, did you go to Bob Evans to celebrate?