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Count Alex's Losses
06-26-2010, 04:13 PM
Explosive Eight Seeding. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6844529&postcount=432)

This is an interesting matchup. Lee is probably one of the few competitors who is actually faster than Batman. But is he more cunning?

http://lh5.ggpht.com/dbrar007/SIutWwHK-WI/AAAAAAAAAHg/UsQZ8mbVpdU/batman_bale1_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925993392/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/09/51698094-bruce-lee-enter-the-dragon_1_.jpg

Halfcan
06-26-2010, 04:46 PM
Lee would break his jaw and then twist his head off.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2010, 04:48 PM
Lee would break his jaw and then twist his head off.

In a barehanded fight, yes, but Batman's armor and weapons put him over the top

Red Brooklyn
06-26-2010, 04:52 PM
I dislike this match-up. I say it's a tie. But I voted for Batman.

Halfcan
06-26-2010, 04:59 PM
In a barehanded fight, yes, but Batman's armor and weapons put him over the top

I said jaw because batmans lower face is exposed. Lee was an expert in several weapons as well. Batman has the gadgets I will give you that but Lee would beat his ass.

Count Alex's Losses
06-26-2010, 04:59 PM
I think Lee is so fast he could negate the advantage of Batman's gadgets.

Lee's body is the ultimate weapon.

It's not like Batman is covered in impenetrable armor.

Halfcan
06-26-2010, 05:03 PM
I think Lee is so fast he could negate the advantage of Batman's gadgets.

Lee's body is the ultimate weapon.

It's not like Batman is covered in impenetrable armor.

:clap: exactly!!!

the Micheal Keaton batman was a pussy anyways.

Gonzo
06-26-2010, 05:15 PM
I labored over the decision for a minute or two but I have to go with Batman. He's well rounded in martial arts and has all of his gadgets to bail him outta trouble. If it was a no-gadget zone, Lee would kill him.

kysirsoze
06-26-2010, 07:13 PM
I think Lee is so fast he could negate the advantage of Batman's gadgets.

Lee's body is the ultimate weapon.

It's not like Batman is covered in impenetrable armor.

Batman's advantage is less about gadgets and more about preparation. He would know how to exploit every weakness in Lee's approach and he would not fight remotely fair. Bats takes this one.

Duck Dog
06-26-2010, 08:05 PM
Lee would negate the armor by throwing a Ninja star down Batman's throat plus Batman doesn't kill and should have been knocked out of this competition already. Lee.

Buck
06-26-2010, 08:09 PM
You guys are dumb.

Batman is the most prolific superhero ever.

ThaVirus
06-26-2010, 08:36 PM
Batman probably has 70 pounds on Lee, plus a high-tech suit and gadgets.. He gets the victory.

kysirsoze
06-26-2010, 10:23 PM
Lee would negate the armor by throwing a Ninja star down Batman's throat plus Batman doesn't kill and should have been knocked out of this competition already. Lee.

You can't throw a ninja star down the throat of something you can't see and his refusal to kill has absolutely no bearing on his ability to win this competition. None.

Guru
06-26-2010, 11:40 PM
Batman. Lee would never see him coming.

Halfcan
06-27-2010, 12:39 AM
Batman. Lee would never see him coming.

Only if he dropped a nuke on him from his bat plane-lol

Duck Dog
06-27-2010, 12:33 PM
You can't throw a ninja star down the throat of something you can't see and his refusal to kill has absolutely no bearing on his ability to win this competition. None.

It should.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-27-2010, 02:22 PM
Bruce Lee is the most overrated motherfucker ever.

Fritz88
06-27-2010, 04:24 PM
Bruce will give Batman a run for his money and Batman has a lot of it. So he's good

Psyko Tek
06-27-2010, 06:06 PM
WINS INNNA BATSLIDE

pr_capone
06-27-2010, 07:34 PM
Bruce Lee is the most overrated mother****er ever.

:spock:

Duck Dog
06-27-2010, 08:15 PM
Bruce Lee is the most overrated mother****er ever.

MMA exposed the one dimensional fighter, but the most over rated MF'r ever? You're fucking high.

Son of Logical
06-28-2010, 12:51 AM
MMA exposed the one dimensional fighter, but the most over rated MF'r ever? You're ****ing high.

MMA exposed the one dimensional fighter when they follow MMA rules. In a street fight, where someone can gouge an eye out, punch to the throat, or potentially crush your balls I am not sure a one dimensional fighter doesn't do so bad. Now I can't be sure of this of course, but I know of some Grand Masters of certain martial arts that I think could take some of those MMA fighters a part in a street fight. Some people think Bruce Lee is over hyped or whatever, but when a person has to slow down his punches to allow a camera to capture them properly, I am thinking he might be a person not to fuck with; but hey maybe that is just me.

Saccopoo
06-28-2010, 04:43 AM
Kato

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID20565/images/green_hornet_movie_still.jpg

versus this guy:

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/val_kilmer_fat.jpg

Tough call. Immigrant wrench monkey who couldn't beat Robin in a straight fight or a bloated playboy who uses a guy wrap to fit into his faggy lycra/spandex pantsuit and cape. (Homo opera fan?)

Very tough call indeed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-28-2010, 11:16 AM
MMA exposed the one dimensional fighter, but the most over rated MF'r ever? You're fucking high.

He was a Chinese Jack Lalane.

pr_capone
06-28-2010, 11:35 AM
He was a Chinese Jack Lalane.

your and idiot

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-28-2010, 11:37 AM
your and idiot

Whether it's music, acting, or sports, the easiest way to become overrated is to die.

Dave Lane
06-28-2010, 11:41 AM
I doubt you have even watched any of his movies and I suspect if you have, you don't have a proper respect for martial arts.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-28-2010, 11:47 AM
I doubt you have even watched any of his movies and I suspect if you have, you don't have a proper respect for martial arts.

I own Enter the Dragon, FWIW.

Rain Man
06-28-2010, 01:03 PM
I'm going to be very uncomfortable if a guy who wears tights wins this competition.

Nixhex
06-28-2010, 01:34 PM
This is bullshit. :harumph:

Guru
06-28-2010, 02:10 PM
I'm going to be very uncomfortable if a guy who wears tights wins this competition.

I thought it was a rubber suit?

Duck Dog
06-28-2010, 03:22 PM
MMA exposed the one dimensional fighter when they follow MMA rules. In a street fight, where someone can gouge an eye out, punch to the throat, or potentially crush your balls I am not sure a one dimensional fighter doesn't do so bad. Now I can't be sure of this of course, but I know of some Grand Masters of certain martial arts that I think could take some of those MMA fighters a part in a street fight. Some people think Bruce Lee is over hyped or whatever, but when a person has to slow down his punches to allow a camera to capture them properly, I am thinking he might be a person not to **** with; but hey maybe that is just me.

Karate and Judo were a big part of my life. My dad learned under Jim Harrison along with Steve Mackey. Bruce Lee called Harrison; "one of the most dangerous men in the world." I started my Judo lessons from Harrison in the 70's and he coached me to 4 Junior Olympic places. Then I turned to wrestling.

Harrison was one of the few that understood the need to be multi dimensional.