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Count Zarth
06-28-2010, 02:00 PM
Is James Bond smart enough to figure out a way to beat the Terminator? I'd say so. Sarah Connor had very little training in comparison.

If anyone can take out a Terminator, it's James Bond.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/terminator-2-judgement-day-arnold.jpg http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080619/293.craig.qs.061908.jpg

Sofa King
06-28-2010, 02:03 PM
I'll find it hard to go against Bond. ever.

Fritz88
06-28-2010, 02:03 PM
As much as I hate to say it. JB can take Termi down :(

Duck Dog
06-28-2010, 02:04 PM
Sarah Connor had very little training in comparison

This.

KCtotheSB
06-28-2010, 02:15 PM
If the people voting in these are competent, then James Bond will win this handily.

ThaVirus
06-28-2010, 03:24 PM
Wow, I love me some James Bond as much as the next guy but you guys have a lot more faith than me. If this fight is in an enclosed space the Terminator takes it easily, but if it's any setting that would allow Bond to hide, set traps and ambush then he takes it.. What the hell, I'm going with good ol' fashioned human ingenuity on this one. Bond takes it 7/10.

Bourne vs. Bond would be a good match. Any way that could go down?

Count Zarth
06-28-2010, 03:36 PM
Bond would whip ass.

Actually I'm a little disappointed now, because I was hoping to see Wolverine fight the Terminator, and I was going to add a third "they kill each other" option to the poll.

Param
06-28-2010, 04:27 PM
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/shirley_manson_terminator_1.jpg

If it's this terminator than Bond's ass is whipped.

Count Zarth
06-28-2010, 04:29 PM
Obviously it's NOT that Terminator you fucking moron.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-28-2010, 04:29 PM
I can't vote against James Bond. Whatever advantages he may lose by being a mere mortal, he more than makes up for in the luck factor.

Deberg_1990
06-28-2010, 04:31 PM
Bond is the undisputed champ of pulling ass, so he wins.

kysirsoze
06-28-2010, 05:05 PM
Once again, this shouldn't be close. Bond has survived 22 films. No Terminator has survived one. Not T-1000, not T-800, not whatever Kritstina Lokken was. Bond will not be defeated by man or machine.

Add this to the prior argument that T-800's lack of sentient thought precludes him from qualifying for this competition and this match-up's a no brainer.

Ebolapox
06-28-2010, 05:12 PM
Once again, this shouldn't be close. Bond has survived 22 films. No Terminator has survived one. Not T-1000, not T-800, not whatever Kritstina Lokken was. Bond will not be defeated by man or machine.

Add this to the prior argument that T-800's lack of sentient thought precludes him from qualifying for this competition and this match-up's a no brainer.

hell, the t-whateverthehellthechickwasinthetvseries didn't last three seasons, did she? heh.

kysirsoze
06-28-2010, 05:21 PM
I'd say so. Sarah Connor had very little training in comparison.

And she outlived three terminators.

Maybe the Terminator's problem is it's single-mindedness. It lacks a survival instinct that would be necessary to defeat the most dangerous secret agent on the planet.

RNR
06-28-2010, 05:36 PM
Who is that Bond in the photo? I am prettier than that man. Bond is supposed to be a pretty boy, this man is an imposter~

Count Zarth
06-28-2010, 05:37 PM
Who is that Bond in the photo? I am prettier than that man. Bond is supposed to be a pretty boy, this man is an imposter~

When did you turn into a flaming homo?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-28-2010, 05:37 PM
:popcorn:

RNR
06-28-2010, 05:57 PM
When did you turn into a flaming homo?

It was a pun on a line from Braveheart you twit...

Guard: Volunteers comin' in!
Faudron: [kneels] William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for you.
William Wallace: Stand up, man, I'm not the Pope.
Faudron: [smiles and stands] My name is Faudron. My sword is yours. I brought you this.
[reaches for something, Hamish tries to stop him]
Guard: We checked 'em for arms.
Faudron: I brought you this.
[pulls out a sash]
Faudron: My wife made it for you.
William Wallace: Thank you.
Stephen: [starts laughing] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm *prettier* than this man!
[to the sky]

A guy who has swung from both sides of the plate calling me a homo LMAO
Get back with me when you find a drunk chubby chick willing to stay still long enough for you to reproduce~

RedNFeisty
06-28-2010, 07:07 PM
Bond of course, he is way cuter!! :)

RNR
06-28-2010, 07:08 PM
Bond of course, he is way cuter!! :)

Really have you not read? I am prettier than that man...he can't be Bond~

RedNFeisty
06-28-2010, 07:16 PM
Really have you not read? I am prettier than that man...he can't be Bond~

I know, right?!?!

:D

Who says I wasn't picturing you when I made my comment?? ;)

RNR
06-28-2010, 07:19 PM
I know, right?!?!

:D

Who says I wasn't picturing you when I made my comment?? ;)

LMAO thank goodness your eyesight or memory is betraying you :)

RedNFeisty
06-28-2010, 07:25 PM
LMAO thank goodness your eyesight or memory is betraying you :)

My mind is as sharp as a tack, thank you very much!! Now, my eyesight is another question entirely.

RNR
06-28-2010, 07:39 PM
My mind is as sharp as a tack, thank you very much!! Now, my eyesight is another question entirely.

Alright we will pin it on your eyesight, I have always done well with girls that have poor eyesight :D

Count Zarth
06-29-2010, 02:54 PM
Termy putting up a good fight.

L.A. Chieffan
06-29-2010, 02:59 PM
exactly how does bond defeat the terminator.

is there a hydraulic press laying around?

vat of lava?

L.A. Chieffan
06-29-2010, 03:00 PM
sarah conner was assisted by a badass soldier of the future that knew its weakness and how to take it down.

kysirsoze
06-29-2010, 03:01 PM
exactly how does bond defeat the terminator.

is there a hydraulic press laying around?

vat of lava?

Two words....

Moonraker Laser

Sofa King
06-29-2010, 03:02 PM
exactly how does bond defeat the terminator.

is there a hydraulic press laying around?

vat of lava?

His bare hands... that's how...

Bowser
06-29-2010, 03:02 PM
Two words....

Moonraker Laserlol

L.A. Chieffan
06-29-2010, 03:03 PM
yeah exactly. more proof of people voting out of popularity instead of common sense

Count Zarth
06-29-2010, 03:04 PM
exactly how does bond defeat the terminator.

is there a hydraulic press laying around?

vat of lava?

It's already been established that anyone facing the Terminator will have the means to defeat it...and Hamas pointed out that conventional weapons can also take it down.

L.A. Chieffan
06-29-2010, 03:06 PM
It's already been established that anyone facing the Terminator will have the means to defeat it...and Hamas pointed out that conventional weapons can also take it down.

not seeing it.

without the assistance of another terminator using weapons against it, or an extensive knowledge of terminators weaknesses and behaviours, no human could defeat it.

L.A. Chieffan
06-29-2010, 03:07 PM
not seeing it.

without the assistance another terminator using weapons against it, or an extensive knowledge of terminators weaknesses and behaviours, no human could defeat it.

except maybe rambo or matrix or dutch. or beatrix kiddo with a hanzo sword

kysirsoze
06-29-2010, 03:08 PM
not seeing it.

without the assistance of another terminator using weapons against it, or an extensive knowledge of terminators weaknesses and behaviours, no human could defeat it.

It's weakness is destroying the head. Not rocket science.

Valiant
06-29-2010, 04:52 PM
It's already been established that anyone facing the Terminator will have the means to defeat it...and Hamas pointed out that conventional weapons can also take it down.

I thought the rules were what ever the person has in his movies arsenals.. So this Bond would only have what was in his movies..


And terminator is easily beatable.. Bond would have access to the weapons and smarts to destroy a terminator..

When he faces Wolverine though, he is fucked..

kysirsoze
06-29-2010, 05:17 PM
I thought the rules were what ever the person has in his movies arsenals.. So this Bond would only have what was in his movies..


And terminator is easily beatable.. Bond would have access to the weapons and smarts to destroy a terminator..

When he faces Wolverine though, he is ****ed..

The Goldeneye Laser would be more than sufficient to destroy Wolverine. Just sayin.

Guru
06-29-2010, 05:19 PM
The Goldeneye Laser would be more than sufficient to destroy Wolverine. Just sayin.

Now thats using the old noggin'. :clap:

Go Bond!!!

Rain Man
06-29-2010, 05:20 PM
Holy crap. Bond can't kill it.

CoMoChief
06-29-2010, 05:22 PM
Terminator would fucking destroy Bond in a matter of seconds.

Count Zarth
06-29-2010, 05:25 PM
Holy crap. Bond can't kill it.

Have you ever seen a Bond movie? This is always how it works.

I don't really have a dog in this fight, because I want Wolverine and the Terminator to square off, whereupon I will piss off dozens of planeteers by adding a mutual destruction poll option.

notorious
06-29-2010, 05:29 PM
except maybe rambo or matrix or dutch. or beatrix kiddo with a hanzo sword


The assholes on here already knocked out Dutch.

Guru
06-29-2010, 05:30 PM
Terminator would ****ing destroy Bond in a matter of seconds.

ROFL

I'll say it again. Sarah fucking Connor beat the Terminator.

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 05:40 PM
except maybe rambo or matrix or dutch. or beatrix kiddo with a hanzo sword

Yes, I am upset my girl Beatrix didn't make it further. :deevee:

Infidel Goat
06-30-2010, 12:30 PM
Bump in hopes that 007 can gain a few more votes before the poll closes...

Count Zarth
06-30-2010, 12:36 PM
Wow, an actual comeback win.

Red Brooklyn
06-30-2010, 12:43 PM
Bond. James Bond.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 12:46 PM
No fucking way, you must be kidding me. :cuss:

kysirsoze
06-30-2010, 01:27 PM
No ****ing way, you must be kidding me. :cuss:

This is so fucking lame. I will likely be taking GoChiefs' mutual destruction option next round.

Infidel Goat
06-30-2010, 02:04 PM
A tie?!

Poll is closed. Now what?

Count Zarth
06-30-2010, 02:06 PM
holy fuck

we have a tie

Pestilence
06-30-2010, 02:10 PM
I think at this time......Terminator is eliminated because he's not human.

Count Zarth
06-30-2010, 02:23 PM
Screw that.

Terminator takes this one, and faces Wolverine.

kysirsoze
06-30-2010, 02:26 PM
Screw that.

Terminator takes this one, and faces Wolverine.

That is BULLSHIT. This is not an acceptable way to settle this. I demand a hour revote!!!!! Make it as short as you want.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 02:32 PM
Screw that.

Terminator takes this one, and faces Wolverine.

Need a tie breaker!!

Guru
06-30-2010, 03:09 PM
Screw that.

Terminator takes this one, and faces Wolverine.
no fuggin way. Revote or eliminate terminator since he shouldn't have been in this anyway. Hell you can eliminate Wolverine too.