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Pestilence
06-29-2010, 03:49 PM
http://www.newser.com/story/93969/scientists-unveil-male-pill.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop

Scientists say they've finally created the "male pill"—and it sounds pretty easy to swallow. Developed by researchers in Israel, the oral pill works by removing a crucial protein in sperm, effectively deactivating it before it reaches the womb. It's proven to be 100% effective—at least on mice. And that's not the only impressive upside. The pill only has to be taken once every three months, and reportedly has no impact on male sex drive or other side effects. Human trials begin next year; the pill could be available in three years, reports the Telegraph.

Reaper16
06-29-2010, 03:51 PM
In related news: shares of condoms manufactures dropped today.

Sofa King
06-29-2010, 03:52 PM
http://www.positive-choice.org/_data/user_images/SexChart.gif

Sofa King
06-29-2010, 03:53 PM
This could challenge the remote control as the best invention ever.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-29-2010, 03:55 PM
Those fuckers are going to be rich!

Bugeater
06-29-2010, 03:56 PM
http://www.positive-choice.org/_data/user_images/SexChart.gif
haha, that dude had sex with other guys.

CoMoChief
06-29-2010, 03:56 PM
Sign me up please!

Donger
06-29-2010, 03:56 PM
I thought that's what t*ts were for?

Sure-Oz
06-29-2010, 03:57 PM
Holy crap, theres going to be alot of chicks running around with stds after this

Von Dumbass
06-29-2010, 03:58 PM
haha, that dude had sex with other guys.

Sign me up please!

LMAO

jiveturkey
06-29-2010, 03:59 PM
If it was developed here it would have a shit ton of side-effects.

Restless leg sydrome
Bleeding of the eyes
Headaches
Liver cancer
Occasional heart attacks
Rectal leakage
Sore throat
Arm pit hair loss
Your hands may turn into crab claws
Nightmares
Swamp ass

CaliforniaChief
06-29-2010, 03:59 PM
Whoever saves me from the surgery gets lifetime rep, casino cash, and my undying gratitude.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-29-2010, 04:00 PM
LMAO You know it's bad for CoMo when our resident Donko fans are busting his balls.................

bevischief
06-29-2010, 04:39 PM
It makes you switch sides...

orange
06-29-2010, 05:30 PM
I spent a summer at a science camp back in High School at the University of Northern Colorado. They had a pill like this that worked on mice.

That was 1974.

I wouldn't go flushing all your condoms just yet.

HoneyBadger
06-29-2010, 05:37 PM
I wonder how many guys will "accidently" forget to take the pill.

LaChapelle
06-29-2010, 05:48 PM
Dongola Whitewater
Leopold Crump

Bugeater
06-29-2010, 05:51 PM
Dongola Whitewater
Leopold Crump
WTF? This shit is bizarre even by your standards.

Douche Baggins
06-29-2010, 05:56 PM
Wonder if STD rates will go up now...

LaChapelle
06-29-2010, 05:57 PM
2002 Missouri Rand McNally
O - 19 & 20

Sure-Oz
06-29-2010, 06:03 PM
Wonder if STD rates will go up now...

Probably will

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 06:32 PM
About damn time, let the guys get fat from taking bc and worry about blood clots!! You bastards!

notorious
06-29-2010, 06:36 PM
http://www.newser.com/story/93969/scientists-unveil-male-pill.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop

Scientists say they've finally created the "male pill"—and it sounds pretty easy to swallow.







If more women would swallow, it would be a much more natural birth control.

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 06:39 PM
If more women would swallow, it would be a much more natural birth control.

Hey, I can't take it all, and training some of these bitches is your job, sorry!!

;)

CrazyPhuD
06-29-2010, 06:39 PM
Hmmm I wonder if we can put this in the inner city and poor counties water supplies.

Zebedee DuBois
06-29-2010, 06:40 PM
I spent a summer at a science camp back in High School at the University of Northern Colorado. They had a pill like this that worked on mice.

That was 1974.

I wouldn't go flushing all your condoms just yet.

wait, what? you were having sex with mice in 1974?

Bugeater
06-29-2010, 06:58 PM
Hmmm I wonder if we can put this in the inner city and poor counties water supplies.

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu203/cascy128/thats_racist.gif

notorious
06-29-2010, 07:04 PM
Hey, I can't take it all, and training some of these bitches is your job, sorry!!

;)


Training, pffff, swallowing should come as naturally as breathing or bitching.......

:)

Douche Baggins
06-29-2010, 07:06 PM
When will there be a pill to make every man last an hour in bed and jizz buckets?

And what will it do to the porn industry?

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 07:07 PM
Training, pffff, swallowing should come as naturally as breathing or bitching.......

:)

Now, I know you are living in dream land. lol

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 07:07 PM
When will there be a pill to make every man last an hour in bed and jizz buckets?

And what will it do to the porn industry?

You can train yourself to last!

notorious
06-29-2010, 07:10 PM
You can train yourself to last!

What's the point?











J/K ROFL

CrazyPhuD
06-29-2010, 08:07 PM
You can train yourself to last!

Wait you mean sex isn't a race? I thought to the victor goes the spoils!

Bowser
06-29-2010, 08:08 PM
What's the point? Just aim for the chin and save yourself the cost of a prescription for dick medicine.

excessive
06-29-2010, 08:19 PM
There already is a male birth control pill. It's called Flomax. FDA won't allow them to market it as male birth control, though it is done so in Europe. You've heard the side effects on the commercial, one of which is decrease in semen.

FAX
06-29-2010, 08:30 PM
Look out world.

FAX

Rain Man
06-29-2010, 09:08 PM
Look out world.

FAX


Here we come.

alnorth
06-29-2010, 09:15 PM
I wonder how many guys will "accidently" forget to take the pill.

I imagine extremely few. There's not a lot of unmarried guys out there who want any part of an unplanned pregnancy. I'd be more concerned about an explosion of STD's if a lot of people throw their condoms away.

Sure-Oz
06-29-2010, 09:19 PM
I imagine extremely few. There's not a lot of unmarried guys out there who want any part of an unplanned pregnancy. I'd be more concerned about an explosion of STD's if a lot of people throw their condoms away.

There will be a ton more and if im in a monogamous relationship then i dont wory about that but id still wear the bag otherwise

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 09:37 PM
What's the point?


J/K ROFL

Wait you mean sex isn't a race? I thought to the victor goes the spoils!

If you want seconds, you better learn it is a marathon not a sprint. :D

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 09:38 PM
I imagine extremely few. There's not a lot of unmarried guys out there who want any part of an unplanned pregnancy. I'd be more concerned about an explosion of STD's if a lot of people throw their condoms away.

Rain coats should always be worn...when it is not exclusive.

Demonpenz
06-29-2010, 10:49 PM
seriously? Rain man and Fax are bad ass.

BWillie
06-30-2010, 02:27 AM
So, for women and the birth control pill it's considered a great thing to help all women. But a birth control pill for men, it's assumed that the man is going to go out and spread all of these STDs?

I tell you what, when it comes down to it. Women clearly do not g*ve a f*ck about STDs. At least all the ones I've ever been w/. They'll just try to get on, and start to give it a go w/out a rubber in the heat of the moment. Women are just as irresponsible as men.

BWillie
06-30-2010, 02:27 AM
I always thought the male birth control was just getting a blow job? Now this pill is going to screw all that up. Whatta bunch of shit

Chiefspants
06-30-2010, 02:39 AM
seriously? Rain man and Fax are bad ass.

I was just about to say this, I thought I met the epitome of cool when I ran into Fax, but then when I found Rain Man my heart was torn. Chiefsplanet would not be the same without their presence.

I suppose it's good they're on the same side, otherwise we would have a second trojan war on our hands.

salame
06-30-2010, 04:26 AM
we just need some dickskin condoms now

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 04:30 AM
we just need some dickskin condoms now

I dunno man I don't want someone(or something) else's dickskin next to mine.....

Slainte
06-30-2010, 04:49 AM
There already is a male birth control pill. It's called Flomax. FDA won't allow them to market it as male birth control, though it is done so in Europe. You've heard the side effects on the commercial, one of which is decrease in semen.

HOTEL DOC
-- Well that’s nice to hear after
all these years...
(winds up his stethoscope)
Did you forget to take any of your
medications today?

JAKE
Took ‘em all.

HOTEL DOC
What all did you take?

JAKE
Uh....Lipitor, baby aspirin...
(whispers)
Flomax.

JANE
(sitting on the bed)
Flomax?

JAKE
(embarrassed)
Yes, otherwise I pee 40 times a
day.

HOTEL DOC
How long have you been taking the
Flomax?

JAKE
Not that long. And I only take it
sporadically. I have to sneak it
actually.
(explains confidentially)
It reduces semen and that’s not
good for my wife right now.
(to Jane)
Sorry.

HOTEL DOC
(looks over at Jane)
Really..?

JANE
Yes, I prefer a lot of semen.
Always have.
(rises)
Okay, well, thank you so much for *
coming. Looks like he’s gonna live,
so...

HOTEL DOC
(packing up)
Yeah, my guess is Flomax is
probably the culprit here. It can
definitely give you a sudden drop
in blood pressure so I suggest you
stay off it for a few weeks, which...
apparently your wife will
appreciate.

Crush
06-30-2010, 06:52 AM
Thanks Flomax!!!

Flomax

All medicines may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. Check with your doctor if any of these most COMMON side effects persist or become bothersome when using Flomax:
Back pain; blurred vision; cough; decreased sexual ability; diarrhea; dizziness; drowsiness; lightheadedness; runny or stuffy nose; sinus inflammation; trouble sleeping; weakness.
Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Flomax: Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); chest pain; fainting; fever, chills, or persistent sore throat; irregular heartbeat; prolonged, painful erection; severe of persistent dizziness.

Read more: http://www.drugs.com/sfx/flomax-side-effects.html#ixzz0sLAI1DdQ