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Simply Red
06-29-2010, 07:28 PM
I just want each and every one of you to know, I welcome ANY of you at ANY time to contact me via PM. Life is tough. It seems to get tougher all of the time. However, If you discuss your issues w/ others, the answers are right in front of your eyes. I've been through a lot of shit over the last, say; three yrs.-ish. I've quit a few bad habits/addictions, stomached a divorce, dropped a lil' weight, .....let's see, was fired, ... finally I rebounded via new partnership venture.

This. However. is NOT about me, it's about anyone out there wanting a friend. Anybody who want's to talk, needs advice on drinking, or drugs, or well anything, sorrow, death, anything....

I just want you all to know that I'm always here for each and every one of you. Lurkers, n00bs, ass-clowns, douchebags, mults, pillow biters, etc, etc...
I don't care. Anyone... PERIOD.

This place (almost individually) made a few things possible for me. This would be merely a fraction of the payback it deserves from ME.


God Bless,

-SR

Baconeater
06-29-2010, 07:30 PM
Not me, if you're not on my contact list don't even fucking try it.

Claynus
06-29-2010, 07:32 PM
I talk to Ryan on the phone all the time...he's a great guy.

No homo.

pr_capone
06-29-2010, 07:35 PM
I talk to Ryan on the phone all the time...he's a great guy.

No homo.

pause

Rain Man
06-29-2010, 07:38 PM
I'm trying to get a small fortune out of Nigeria. I'm hoping SR can help me.

Simply Red
06-29-2010, 07:39 PM
I'm trying to get a small fortune out of Nigeria. I'm hoping SR can help me.

well, there are limits. :)

Deberg_1990
06-29-2010, 07:50 PM
No thanks.
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Mr. Plow
06-29-2010, 08:23 PM
Why's it gotta be PM? I'm needing a new pen pal, apparently Bugeater hasn't been reading my letters.

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 08:27 PM
Pay it forward, I always say!

That is very kind of you to offer. You never know who will drop you a line and what you may learn!

milkman
06-29-2010, 08:29 PM
Still think "Queer Eye for The Single Guy".

milkman
06-29-2010, 08:31 PM
I'll give you all the only piece fo advice you'll ever need.

Man up, bitches.

Now all your problems are solved, and you don't need to talk to SR privately.

Reaper16
06-29-2010, 08:48 PM
I'll give you all the only piece fo advice you'll ever need.

Man up, bitches.

Now all your problems are solved, and you don't need to talk to SR privately.
But solving your problems while talking to SR is much more culturally enriching.

Hog Farmer
06-29-2010, 08:52 PM
SR has to be in the CP hall of fame one day just for his awesomeness. I rank him up there with Chuck Norris and Rich Scanlon.

KcMizzou
06-29-2010, 08:54 PM
I never know quite what to think of SR, to be honest. Dude's an odd duck.

loochy
06-29-2010, 09:19 PM
http://danasatriya.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/love_hearts_lrg.jpg

DeezNutz
06-29-2010, 09:21 PM
I never know quite what to think of SR, to be honest. Dude's an odd duck.

Nah. Quirky. But sincerely a good dude.

Not much else to know.

KcMizzou
06-29-2010, 09:22 PM
Nah. Quirky. But sincerely a good dude.

Not much else to know.Seems about right.

Edit: Heavy on the quirky, though.

OnTheWarpath58
06-29-2010, 09:26 PM
Fuck a PM, I'd rather talk in person.

Like at the Bash.

Jump in Blackie and make the drive this year. Hell, you can stop in STL and ride with me the rest of the way.

Claynus
06-29-2010, 09:33 PM
I talked to Ryan the other night and I think he's coming to the bash.

dj56dt58
06-29-2010, 09:35 PM
How would you like to enlarge your penis in just 4 days? Just wire me 700 euro and I'll make it happen!

Bob Dole
06-29-2010, 09:40 PM
I'll give you all the only piece fo advice you'll ever need.

Man up, bitches.

Now all your problems are solved, and you don't need to talk to SR privately.

Bob Dole was going to go with "rub some dirt on it" or "you can't be a pussy your whole life", but your way works, too.

milkman
06-29-2010, 09:42 PM
How would you like to enlarge your penis in just 4 days? Just wire me 700 euro and I'll make it happen!

You gonna rub it for him?

Lumpy
06-29-2010, 09:44 PM
Uh oh, it sounds like someone's cable went out except for the Lifetime channel. :p

Seriously, that's a real nice offer, SR. I'm good though. :D

dj56dt58
06-29-2010, 09:47 PM
You gonna rub it for him?

depends..how much is 700 euro in american?

Guru
06-29-2010, 09:48 PM
I'll give you all the only piece fo advice you'll ever need.

Man up, bitches.

Now all your problems are solved, and you don't need to talk to SR privately.You forgot, rub some dirt on it.

Bob Dole
06-29-2010, 09:53 PM
You forgot, rub some dirt on it.

Repost

RedNFeisty
06-29-2010, 09:57 PM
Bob Dole was going to go with "rub some dirt on it" or "you can't be a pussy your whole life", but your way works, too.

My dad always told me to "stop being a Nancy."

Bob Dole
06-29-2010, 10:12 PM
My dad always told me to "stop being a Nancy."

Which was ironic, because he named you Nancy?

Guru
06-29-2010, 10:15 PM
RepostCrap, I should have known.:)

black angus
06-29-2010, 10:37 PM
depends..how much is 700 euro in american?

Pretty close to $800

Crush
06-29-2010, 10:42 PM
$853.089

Fairplay
06-29-2010, 10:48 PM
SR has a plan man.

listopencil
06-29-2010, 10:50 PM
Hey SR. You've always been one of the good guys on this site. I might take you up on your offer one of these days. Be warned that it will be an unburdening of Biblical proportions.

Fairplay
06-29-2010, 10:54 PM
Also SR if you want to be an ear for peoples issues they have in life that's cool and all that.

However earn their trust by not discussing ones problems with others. People lose their respect for you quickly my friend.

stevieray
06-29-2010, 11:52 PM
hehehehehe.
you said your inbox is extended /beavis

LetsSignRussell
06-30-2010, 12:02 AM
steve you goin to MNF? Dumb question?

Buehler445
06-30-2010, 12:04 AM
You're one of the good ones SR.
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Simply Red
07-05-2010, 07:37 AM
If anyone has lost any limbs (or anything) - over the break, you can contact me, I'm all ears. :P

Lumpy
07-06-2010, 08:09 AM
No offense, SR, but if your inbox is still extended, you might want to consult a doc. Just sayin'.

RedNeckRaider
07-06-2010, 08:13 AM
I was kind of bummed and took Red up on his offer. All he did was make fun of how I dress~

Mr. Plow
07-06-2010, 08:25 AM
I was kind of bummed and took Red up on his offer. All he did was make fun of how I dress~



I knew it was a trap.

ChiTown
07-06-2010, 08:25 AM
No offense, SR, but if your box is still distended, you might want to consult a doc. Just sayin'.

fyp

loochy
07-06-2010, 08:40 AM
No offense, SR, but if your box is still distended, you might want to consult a doc. Just sayin'.


Eww...memories of looking at some of my girlfriend's nursing textbooks. Bleh :Lin:

Lonewolf Ed
07-06-2010, 09:00 AM
Simply Red's wisdom is boundless!

Otter
07-06-2010, 09:09 AM
I was kind of bummed and took Red up on his offer. All he did was make fun of how I dress~

He kept asking me if I look good in argyle pants or if I was allergic he sheep.

Ebolapox
07-06-2010, 09:19 AM
I never know quite what to think of SR, to be honest. Dude's an odd duck.

you've summed it up better than I ever could.

keg in kc
07-06-2010, 12:09 PM
So basically SRs saying he wants all of Chiefsplanet to fill his malebox.

alanm
07-06-2010, 12:21 PM
So basically SRs saying he wants all of Chiefsplanet to fill his malebox.It could of been worded a little better. ;)