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wutamess
06-30-2010, 01:08 PM
:eek::eek::eek: FoxNews (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces) :eek::eek::eek:

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, TheSun
(http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces#) reported Wednesday.
The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.
A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.


Tiger's alleged mistresses include porn stars, pancake waitresses,bikini (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces#)and nightclub hostesses. And they're still coming! Porn star Devon James is the latest to admit to a Tiger tryst.

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"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."
Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces#) "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."
Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.
That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.
He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces#) -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

blaise
06-30-2010, 01:11 PM
I hope he'll be ok with the rest of his hundreds of millions of dollars.

Sure-Oz
06-30-2010, 01:14 PM
Good lord she cleaned up...wtf else can she really have on him?

Bwana
06-30-2010, 01:14 PM
Ouch

Fish
06-30-2010, 01:15 PM
Fuck... he could have never gotten married and with the money he saved, he could have afforded a dumptruck load of strippers every hour for the rest of his life...

Why celebs ever marry, I'll never understand...

Frazod
06-30-2010, 01:17 PM
Jesus, that's insane. As I've said before, he could have hired a 007-type hitman for a fraction of that.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 01:18 PM
I hope he'll be ok with the rest of his hundreds of millions of dollars.
No shit, I'm thinking he's going to be able to get by.

Sure-Oz
06-30-2010, 01:19 PM
Maybe tiger fucked that sister fucker lineman, thats gotta be what elin has on him

Frazod
06-30-2010, 01:19 PM
Good lord she cleaned up...wtf else can she really have on him?

Many things he obviously never wants to see plastered on the pages of a Kitty Kelley biography.

blaise
06-30-2010, 01:21 PM
Good lord she cleaned up...wtf else can she really have on him?

The same stuff. The problem with it is that he could spend 4 years building up his marketing image and then have her come out with a book and spend a year promoting it (or letting people do that for her). Then it would almost start him all over at the bottom of the ladder. Advertisers won't want to use him because they could be in the middle of a huge marketing campaign only to have the book come out and have it reflect on them. This way, with her not putting anything else out he can build up his image every day he gets further from it. And the more he does that the more money he can start getting from endorsements.

Gonzo
06-30-2010, 01:21 PM
That is some expensive pie.

booyaf2
06-30-2010, 01:24 PM
Yeah, cause the children will never know what a piece of sh!t their father is. I'm sure they won't ever catch wind of it growing up.

Iowanian
06-30-2010, 01:26 PM
That makes her the most expensive prostitute in the world.

expensive pussy.

CaliforniaChief
06-30-2010, 01:31 PM
That makes her the most expensive prostitute in the world.

expensive pussy.

The Chester McGlokton award

BossChief
06-30-2010, 01:33 PM
Johnny Carson is even astounded at that.

Shag
06-30-2010, 01:34 PM
NSFW

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'Hamas' Jenkins
06-30-2010, 01:35 PM
It's his fault for being a fucking dumbass and being so desperate for silence that he'd give away 3/4 of his money.

soopamanluva
06-30-2010, 01:35 PM
150,000,000 a year for marriage???

Donger
06-30-2010, 01:38 PM
I don't understand the "don't bring your girlfriends around our kids" demand. It's suddenly okay to do that if he remarries?

Donger
06-30-2010, 01:39 PM
Oh, and as a percentage of net worth, is this really out of line with what the average Joe would have to shell out?

CaliforniaChief
06-30-2010, 01:39 PM
I don't understand the "don't bring your girlfriends around our kids" demand. It's suddenly okay to do that if he remarries?

What's so unreasonable about that?

Clearly, Tiger has demonstrated a great regard for the institution of marriage. Once he says "I do", we know he means it.

Frazod
06-30-2010, 01:40 PM
I don't understand the "don't bring your girlfriends around our kids" demand. It's suddenly okay to do that if he remarries?

If this dumbass ever remarries, he should hire the 007-type to grease him. I assume he's learned his (very, very expensive) lesson.

ClevelandBronco
06-30-2010, 01:42 PM
All in all I'm having a much better day than Tiger.

Frazod
06-30-2010, 01:46 PM
All in all I'm having a much better day than Tiger.

I don't know. I've never ended a shitty day sitting on $250 million. He'll probably dine on a $500 steak tonight and get laid by three or four gorgeous hookers.

Iowanian
06-30-2010, 01:47 PM
He could have rented a wood chipper, a couple of non-resident day laborers and retired them to an island for life the next day for $100,000.

ClevelandBronco
06-30-2010, 01:51 PM
I don't know. I've never ended a shitty day sitting on $250 million. He'll probably dine on a $500 steak tonight and get laid by three or four gorgeous hookers.

Maybe that stuff will help buffer the unhappiness.

KCtotheSB
06-30-2010, 01:53 PM
I wonder what percentage of that 750 million was what Elin Nordegrin contributed......

Frazod
06-30-2010, 01:54 PM
Maybe that stuff will help buffer the unhappiness.

It would buffer the hell out of my unhappiness. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:17 PM
that's so unreasonable

yeah she really deserved $750M

Insane bullshit lawyer bullshit...

I hate women.

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:19 PM
I have never been so irritated by something I read in my entire life.

Donger
06-30-2010, 02:22 PM
I have never been so irritated by something I read in my entire life.

Meh. Would this have happened if Tiger had kept his d*ck in his pants? If she was doing this just because she didn't want to be married to him any longer, I'd tend to agree.

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:23 PM
She must have necrophiliac gay child porn on him to get that much.....crazy with a prenup in place that would give her $20 million. WOW...I really want to know the real story now....

kepp
06-30-2010, 02:24 PM
Meh. Would this have happened if Tiger had kept his d*ck in his pants? If she was doing this just because she didn't want to be married to him any longer, I'd tend to agree.

Exactly...this is his fault. She's a woman scorned and she's hitting him where it hurts. And if they proved he was worth more than $1 billion, then $750 million is probably 50%, which is normal in a divorce, no?

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:24 PM
well you know the reason she got so much was her lawyers (the ones she could afford because of Tiger in the first place) drew up this HUGE outline of ways she was going to expose him even further to the media so she could make MORE money on his ridiculous lifestyle while he was married...

So she took 3/4 of his money so he wouldn't have to deal with her writing a new book every year that everyone would buy...

So she capitalizes on something he's already paid for by losing his wife and children and reputation etc. etc. etc.

Pure greed.

She was a nanny!

I'm pretty sure a nanny could have done ok with $100M and full custody of the children...and not letting them near any of Tiger's other flings unless he were to re-marry.

BUT NO...

She gets $750M because her lawyers threatened him.

Sweet.

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:26 PM
Yeah I guess...

This is why Tony Gonzalez is smart...

Marriage is just a word.

If you're a billionaire athlete, don't get married. Elin would have had his children etc. etc. etc. and lived with him and done the wifely duties without the ring...or maybe a ring that shows "hey, we're in a serious relationship that resembles marriage!"

So yeah...you're right...it is Tiger's fault...I'm just appalled a nanny is getting $750M because the world's most famous person cheated on her...

Sickens me. This just sets up her family for generations and generations...all because she was lucky enough to be pretty and stumble into Tiger's talents.

kepp
06-30-2010, 02:30 PM
So yeah...you're right...it is Tiger's fault...I'm just appalled a nanny is getting $750M because the world's most famous person cheated on her...

Yeah, that's definitely an obscene amount of money.

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:31 PM
Yeah I guess...

This is why Tony Gonzalez is smart...

Marriage is just a word.

If you're a billionaire athlete, don't get married. Elin would have had his children etc. etc. etc. and lived with him and done the wifely duties without the ring...or maybe a ring that shows "hey, we're in a serious relationship that resembles marriage!"

So yeah...you're right...it is Tiger's fault...I'm just appalled a nanny is getting $750M because the world's most famous person cheated on her...

Sickens me. This just sets up her family for generations and generations...all because she was lucky enough to be pretty and stumble into Tiger's talents.

Actually she's not getting $750 million because he cheated on her. If it was just cheating she'd get $20 million that's it...that's what the prenup says.

She's getting $750 million because she knows something that would ruin his career and his endorsements. It's extortion pure and simple....

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:32 PM
Yeah, that's definitely an obscene amount of money.

yeah and she deserves every penny...

Not.

I hope she finds something productive to do with that money...

She's officially the world's luckiest person.

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:33 PM
Hey maybe she knows that tiger and tom cruise are secret gay lovers. If we see unitied artists endorse tiger for a couple hundred million we'll know why.

Donger
06-30-2010, 02:34 PM
Yeah I guess...

This is why Tony Gonzalez is smart...

Marriage is just a word.

If you're a billionaire athlete, don't get married. Elin would have had his children etc. etc. etc. and lived with him and done the wifely duties without the ring...or maybe a ring that shows "hey, we're in a serious relationship that resembles marriage!"

So yeah...you're right...it is Tiger's fault...I'm just appalled a nanny is getting $750M because the world's most famous person cheated on her...

Sickens me. This just sets up her family for generations and generations...all because she was lucky enough to be pretty and stumble into Tiger's talents.

Again, if his net worth is $1.5 billion, then $750 million is not an abnormal amount.

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:34 PM
Actually she's not getting $750 million because he cheated on her. If it was just cheating she'd get $20 million that's it...that's what the prenup says.

She's getting $750 million because she knows something that would ruin his career and his endorsements. It's extortion pure and simple....

Exactly.

The evil lawyers drew up their plan to make MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS dragging his name threw the mud over and over and over and over.

They were going to turn Tiger into the next OJ.

Congrats rich successful men...

Good luck ever getting a successful marriage...the money grubbers love this!

If I ever have a LICK of money...I'll NEVER get married.

My significant other can either deal with being my longtime girlfriend...or she can get out. Marriage is nothing but a trap now.

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 02:34 PM
Again, if his net worth is $1.5 billion, then $750 million is not an abnormal amount.

Sure but from what I've read a prenup was in place...

Donger
06-30-2010, 02:36 PM
Exactly.

The evil lawyers drew up their plan to make MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS dragging his name threw the mud over and over and over and over.

They were going to turn Tiger into the next OJ.

Congrats rich successful men...

Good luck ever getting a successful marriage...the money grubbers love this!

If I ever have a LICK of money...I'll NEVER get married.

My significant other can either deal with being my longtime girlfriend...or she can get out. Marriage is nothing but a trap now.

Well, he should have kept his d*ck in his pants.

On the plus side, I'm hoping that Elin will get her fun bags out now. That'll show Tiger.

wutamess
06-30-2010, 02:39 PM
I just called my wife and told her to offer herself up to Tiger... I'll fill you guys in on the details when I hear something.

blaise
06-30-2010, 02:39 PM
There's nothing ridiculous about it. He agreed to it. It's not even like it went to court.

bevischief
06-30-2010, 02:40 PM
But the real question is how much do the lawyers get?

Frazod
06-30-2010, 02:41 PM
Exactly.

The evil lawyers drew up their plan to make MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS dragging his name threw the mud over and over and over and over.

They were going to turn Tiger into the next OJ.

Congrats rich successful men...

Good luck ever getting a successful marriage...the money grubbers love this!

If I ever have a LICK of money...I'll NEVER get married.

My significant other can either deal with being my longtime girlfriend...or she can get out. Marriage is nothing but a trap now.

When he writes that $750 million check, I'll bet he wishes he was the next O.J. ROFL

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:42 PM
Exactly.

The evil lawyers drew up their plan to make MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS dragging his name threw the mud over and over and over and over.

They were going to turn Tiger into the next OJ.

Congrats rich successful men...

Good luck ever getting a successful marriage...the money grubbers love this!

If I ever have a LICK of money...I'll NEVER get married.

My significant other can either deal with being my longtime girlfriend...or she can get out. Marriage is nothing but a trap now.

The problem is he's doubly fucked. The only way the story doesn't come out now is if the only people that know it are tiger woods and elli. Otherwise if someone else knows it you know it's coming out and then tiger paid $750 mill and still gets his career ruined. Too much money was spent to cover it up for the tabloids to not realize it has to be a killer story. The real story is likely to come out soon and then bye bye career for tiger. Bad business decision. You only delay the inevitable, and it costs you $700+ million more than you should. When your carreer is over that $700 million would have been nice to have.

Pants
06-30-2010, 02:42 PM
But the real question is how much do the lawyers get?

Even if it's 5%, that's still 37.5 million.

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:42 PM
But the real question is how much do the lawyers get?

they're working the case pro-bono I hear.

BWillie
06-30-2010, 02:43 PM
This is why I think marriage is dumb,...or at least the way case law is handled during a divorce. It makes it be about money and no matter what happens how does she deserve 750 million of Tiger's money?

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:43 PM
Even if it's 5%, that's still 37.5 million.

LOL it won't be a percentage. Percentages are only for people who don't have money for legal fees. If you have money you pay rates. It'll be steep but not a percentage.

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 02:45 PM
This is why I think marriage is dumb,...or at least the way case law is handled during a divorce. It makes it be about money and no matter what happens how does she deserve 750 million of Tiger's money?

Well to be fair maybe she really does give a $750 million blow job? Considering they were married she likely only ever gave one.....

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 02:46 PM
This is why I think marriage is dumb,...or at least the way case law is handled during a divorce. It makes it be about money and no matter what happens how does she deserve 750 million of Tiger's money?
It's basically legal extortion. And you'd do the same thing if you had the opportunity.

Pants
06-30-2010, 02:51 PM
LOL it won't be a percentage. Percentages are only for people who don't have money for legal fees. If you have money you pay rates. It'll be steep but not a percentage.

So you think it would be more or less than 35mil?

Amnorix
06-30-2010, 02:52 PM
So you think it would be more or less than 35mil?

Less. MUCH less. It wasn't a contingency case.

Donger
06-30-2010, 02:55 PM
Less. MUCH less. It wasn't a contingency case.

I'd duck if I were you, Amno, lest you end up like Mussolini at a gas station.

GordonGekko
06-30-2010, 03:09 PM
WOW! That is a lot of cash. honestly, he did not commit a crime. what tiger did was horrible to his family, but to have to shell out 3/4 of a $ billion is ludicrous. it is his hard earned money. dude should of never got married...

mikey23545
06-30-2010, 03:12 PM
I can't believe the number of losers feeling sorry for that worthless sack of shit.

She should have offered him a deal - 750 million dollars or his cock and balls in a jar of formaldehyde - his choice.

Pants
06-30-2010, 03:14 PM
I can't believe the number of losers feeling sorry for that worthless sack of shit.

She should have offered him a deal - 750 million dollars or his cock and balls in a jar of formaldehyde - his choice.

Why? Yeah, he cheated and he's an asshole, but I don't quite see how that somehow translates into Elin deserving $750mil.

blaise
06-30-2010, 03:16 PM
Why? Yeah, he cheated and he's an asshole, but I don't quite see how that somehow translates into Elin deserving $750mil.

Deserves has nothing to do with it. He paid what he thought it was worth.

Pants
06-30-2010, 03:23 PM
Deserves has nothing to do with it. He paid what he thought it was worth.

So.... extortion?

Frazod
06-30-2010, 03:26 PM
So.... extortion?

If it swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

CoMoChief
06-30-2010, 03:40 PM
I can't believe the number of losers feeling sorry for that worthless sack of shit.

She should have offered him a deal - 750 million dollars or his cock and balls in a jar of formaldehyde - his choice.

He cheated............so what? Is it wrong? Yes, but a 3 qtrs of a Billion dollars????? C'mon. I'd go pay some russian assassin to cut her ass up and drop her to the bottom of the sea for $10M before shelling out that kinda money and giving up rights to see my kids.

blaise
06-30-2010, 03:40 PM
So.... extortion?

How do you know she threatened anything. For all we know she just said: this is my number, and he said "ok, but no books and no interviews.' There's nothing that makes me think it's extortion.

Pants
06-30-2010, 03:41 PM
He cheated............so what? Is it wrong? Yes, but a qtr of a Billion dollars????? C'mon. I'd go pay some russian assassin to cut her ass up and drop her to the bottom of the sea for $10M

You misread, she got $750mil, not $250mil...

CoMoChief
06-30-2010, 03:41 PM
You misread, she got $750mil, not $250mil...

oops i meant 3/4

blaise
06-30-2010, 03:44 PM
He cheated............so what? Is it wrong? Yes, but a qtr of a Billion dollars????? C'mon. I'd go pay some russian assassin to cut her ass up and drop her to the bottom of the sea for $10M

Really, you realize he has, or will earn like 1,000 times more money than he could ever spend. He was dumb, he paid. Now he has hundreds of millions of dollars, his freedom and the comfort of knowing there will be no interviews or books. You guys are crazy. It's a lot of money, but the dude is now still incredibly rich and can have 30 girls over at his house every night if he wants.

Pants
06-30-2010, 03:47 PM
Really, you realize he has, or will earn like 1,000 times more money than he could ever spend. He was dumb, he paid. Now he has hundreds of millions of dollars, his freedom and the comfort of knowing there will be no interviews or books. You guys are crazy. It's a lot of money, but the dude is now still incredibly rich and can have 30 girls over at his house every night if he wants.
I don't feel sorry for him at all, but I don't understand how it's even possible to justify the $750mil Elin got... I mean, really, how does she deserve it?

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 03:52 PM
WOW! That is a lot of cash. honestly, he did not commit a crime. what tiger did was horrible to his family, but to have to shell out 3/4 of a $ billion is ludicrous. it is his hard earned money. dude should of never got married...
lol @ 'hard earned money'...dude plays a fucking game for a living...

I don't feel sorry for him at all, but I don't understand how it's even possible to justify the $750mil Elin got... I mean, really, how does she deserve it?
Who's to say who deserves what? Does Tiger really 'deserve' to make millions for playing golf?

Just Passin' By
06-30-2010, 03:53 PM
Tiger couldn't keep his dick in his pants, and now he wants to preserve his image as best he can for money purposes going forward, and he's paying the price for that. It's not as if he tripped on the rug and fell into 17+ different vaginas over the course of the marriage.

Pants
06-30-2010, 03:59 PM
Who's to say who deserves what? Does Tiger really 'deserve' to make millions for playing golf?

Do any professional athletes deserve to make millions? Silliest strawman I have seen in a while.

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 04:05 PM
Do any professional athletes deserve to make millions? Silliest strawman I have seen in a while.

I agree...it's not Tiger's fault he is incredibly good at something in an incredibly wealthy market...

they pay him to be the product...he deserves to get paid what he's worth

Short Leash Hootie
06-30-2010, 04:05 PM
(to those he makes money for...TV stations/Nike/American Express/etc. etc. etc.)

hawkchief
06-30-2010, 04:05 PM
No sympathy for Tiger. The dude is a complete phony and a psychopath, and deserves any pain inflicted upon him. Anyone foolish enough to do that to his family is a loser of epic proportions and sadly, money hits him about the only place that hurts him. He sure as hell hasn't seem too remorseful for his childish actions.

Donger
06-30-2010, 04:07 PM
Do any professional athletes deserve to make millions? Silliest strawman I have seen in a while.

I would imagine that the vast majority of Tiger's wealth comes from endorsements. If that's the case, that question can be answered by his sponsors.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:10 PM
Do any professional athletes deserve to make millions? Silliest strawman I have seen in a while.
Whatever, it's not any sillier than asking how she deserves it.

The point is you could make the argument that a lot of people don't deserve the things they get. If I'm a lazy fuck and inherit a billion dollars, do I really deserve it? No, but I have it.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:12 PM
I agree...it's not Tiger's fault he is incredibly good at something in an incredibly wealthy market...

they pay him to be the product...he deserves to get paid what he's worth
And it's not Elin's fault she married an extremely wealthy man.

And he fucked her over, so she deserves to get paid what that's worth.

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 04:12 PM
I wonder what the secret is. Not that it matters, it's going to come out anyway. Did he pay the bitches to STFU? If not, then Tiger just lost 750 Mill.

Deberg_1990
06-30-2010, 04:14 PM
Wow, Anyone else wish she would have said "screw you Tiger" settled for the 500 million, and come out with a tell all book?

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 04:16 PM
Wow, Anyone else wish she would have said "screw you Tiger" settled for the 500 million, and come out with a tell all book?

Meh. If it's a 750 Million dollar secret it's pretty safe to assume it's something that no normal man would've done. I think there may be some Butt play going on here....

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-30-2010, 04:16 PM
Here's the funny part:

Everyone talks about how "lucky" Elin was to marry Tiger.

What people don't realize is how lucky Tiger was to

1) be born with that much natural ability

and

2) to come along as a multi-racial golfer in the United States when he did.

He may have gotten a lot of money for doing what he did, but let's not act like the guy cured cancer or that he really earned it. Most of that money was ill-gotten based upon a false pretense of a wholesome guy.

Pants
06-30-2010, 04:17 PM
Whatever, it's not any sillier than asking how she deserves it.

The point is you could make the argument that a lot of people don't deserve the things they get. If I'm a lazy **** and inherit a billion dollars, do I really deserve it? No, but I have it.

:facepalm:

CrazyPhuD
06-30-2010, 04:18 PM
Wow, Anyone else wish she would have said "screw you Tiger" settled for the 500 million, and come out with a tell all book?

Without this agreement she would have gotten 20million that's it....That's all she was entittled to under the prenup. Her silence is worth $700 million to tiger.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:19 PM
:facepalm:
That's a fucking cop out, why don't you explain what the hell the difference is. JFC, some of you are acting like this money is coming out of your pockets.

DTLB58
06-30-2010, 04:22 PM
No sympathy for Tiger. The dude is a complete phony and a psychopath, and deserves any pain inflicted upon him. Anyone foolish enough to do that to his family is a loser of epic proportions and sadly, money hits him about the only place that hurts him. He sure as hell hasn't seem too remorseful for his childish actions.

:clap:

bevischief
06-30-2010, 04:25 PM
Everyone has their price, some higher than others... Makes you wonder how much she knew...

Pants
06-30-2010, 04:27 PM
That's a ****ing cop out, why don't you explain what the hell the difference is. JFC, some of you are acting like this money is coming out of your pockets.

Because the silliness of your arguments is beyond words, friend. ANY woman can become a wife (and bear children if she's fertile). How many men can do what Tiger does? Only one. Jesus Christ, man.

Deberg_1990
06-30-2010, 04:29 PM
Without this agreement she would have gotten 20million that's it....That's all she was entittled to under the prenup. Her silence is worth $700 million to tiger.

Wow...incredible.....He must have tons of stuff to hide.

DTLB58
06-30-2010, 04:30 PM
He cheated............so what? Is it wrong? Yes, but a 3 qtrs of a Billion dollars????? C'mon. I'd go pay some russian assassin to cut her ass up and drop her to the bottom of the sea for $10M before shelling out that kinda money and giving up rights to see my kids.

Ok O.J. lets kill your children's mother and not think a thing of it. Wow!
And all over money, which he will earn plenty of in the future. And kill her because it's her fault he cheated and she shouldn't benefit from all the crap he put her through and everything she will have to raise his kids.

notorious
06-30-2010, 04:31 PM
Tiger agreed to give her $750 million. I don't see the problem here.


Her price was set, and he paid it.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-30-2010, 04:31 PM
If I were a betting man, I'd lay down some cash on "Had bisexual orgies".

Pants
06-30-2010, 04:31 PM
Tiger agreed to give her $750 million. I don't see the problem here.


Her price was set, and he paid it.

So extortion and blackmail is OK.

Gotcha.

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 04:32 PM
If I were a betting man, I'd lay down some cash on "Had bisexual orgies".

Butt play. Has to be. Someone strapped on a rubber penis and gave Tiger the ol' 9-iron.

Donger
06-30-2010, 04:34 PM
So extortion and blackmail is OK.

Gotcha.

:spock:

Fish
06-30-2010, 04:34 PM
No sympathy for Tiger. The dude is a complete phony and a psychopath, and deserves any pain inflicted upon him. Anyone foolish enough to do that to his family is a loser of epic proportions and sadly, money hits him about the only place that hurts him. He sure as hell hasn't seem too remorseful for his childish actions.

What? Psychopath who deserves pain inflicted upon him? WTF? For cheating on his wife?

Do you realize that that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship?

Not that I condone the behavior in the slightest, but you're suggesting that about half of American married couples deserve pain inflicted upon them...

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 04:36 PM
What? Psychopath who deserves pain inflicted upon him? WTF? For cheating on his wife?

Do you realize that that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship?

Not that I condone the behavior in the slightest, but you're suggesting that about half of American married couples deserve pain inflicted upon them...

And don't forget; They're psychopaths too

hawkchief
06-30-2010, 04:38 PM
What? Psychopath who deserves pain inflicted upon him? WTF? For cheating on his wife?

Do you realize that that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship?

Not that I condone the behavior in the slightest, but you're suggesting that about half of American married couples deserve pain inflicted upon them...

Yeah, that's right. If you feel it's OK to inflict the amount of pain Woods inflicted on his entire family, that's your prerogative. His kids will pay for this in many ways throughout their lives, so FU Tiger, enjoy writing those checks.

BTW, since you're into percentages, do you have a percentage of how many spouses cheat on their pregnant wives almost 20 times, during their first years of marriage? Didn't think so.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:38 PM
Because the silliness of your arguments is beyond words, friend. ANY woman can become a wife (and bear children if she's fertile). How many men can do what Tiger does? Only one. Jesus Christ, man.
So because he can do that one thing better than anyone else, that gives him a free pass to publicly humiliate his wife and embarrass everyone associated with him?

And once again, any silliness in my argument was preceded by your silliness in asking why she deserves it. Whether or not she does can be argued until the cows come home, but obviously the only guy that really matters thinks she does.

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 04:40 PM
So because he can do that one thing better than anyone else, that gives him a free pass to publicly humiliate his wife and embarrass everyone associated with him?

And once again, any silliness in my argument was preceded by your silliness in asking why she deserves it. Whether or not she does can be argued until the cows come home, but obviously the only guy that really matters thinks she does.

Butt seks. im tellin' ya.

OnTheWarpath58
06-30-2010, 04:42 PM
I guess I'm missing something...

In a standard, garden variety divorce, the wife would get half the marital assets.

Granted, Tiger made 98% of the money, but the marital assets were just over $1.5 Billion.

She got $750M.

Half.

How is that extortion?

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:44 PM
I guess I'm missing something...

In a standard, garden variety divorce, the wife would get half the marital assets.

Granted, Tiger made 98% of the money, but the marital assets were just over $1.5 Billion.

She got $750M.

Half.

How is that extortion?
Well for one, there was a prenup.

Secondly, there is an implication that more info would come out if he didn't agree to the terms.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 04:48 PM
I think she deserves every dime she is getting, if she keeps her mouth shut. Can you imagine how much she could make if she were to write a book? I also don't blame her for stating no single women around her children, that should be a given in any divorce.

Fish
06-30-2010, 04:48 PM
Yeah, that's right. If you feel it's OK to inflict the amount of pain Woods inflicted on his entire family, that's your prerogative. His kids will pay for this in many ways throughout their lives, so FU Tiger, enjoy writing those checks.

BTW, since you're into percentages, do you have a percentage of how many spouses cheat on their pregnant wives almost 20 times, during their first years of marriage? Didn't think so.

Wow dude. Did you read the part where I said I don't condone the behavior? You're emotions in this matter don't make much sense. Were you cheated on in the past or something? Otherwise the anger you're displacing on someone else's situation is pretty bizarre.

I'm a child of divorce, along with a good portion of those who post here. It's not like you're shipped off to a concentration camp when your parents divorce. A divorce is unfortunate, but it's hardly the end of the world that you're describing. Humans are very resilient creatures.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 04:50 PM
Can you imagine how much she could make if she were to write a book?
There you go Metro, there's the one thing Elin can do that no other woman can do.

Detoxing
06-30-2010, 05:06 PM
There you go Metro, there's the one thing Elin can do that no other woman can do.

Yep. Have someone else write a book for her

Pants
06-30-2010, 05:07 PM
So because he can do that one thing better than anyone else, that gives him a free pass to publicly humiliate his wife and embarrass everyone associated with him?

Oh, I didn't realize I ever said that or even implied it. Do you mind showing me exactly which post of mine made you think that was the case I was making?

The right thing to do for her was to take the $20 million outlined in her prenup. She decided it would be a better idea to blackmail him by threatening to release all the personal details he doesn't want the public and his sponsors to know. And your professional athlete wages argument is still a silly strawman and in no way relates to the argument at hand.

I do not feel sorry for Tiger, I don't care what happens to him, I'm just always baffled at people accepting women getting out like bandits in divorces. I'm pretty sure the 20 million dollars would have covered all her possible modeling profits had she decided not to marry Tiger.

Donger
06-30-2010, 05:09 PM
Oh, I didn't realize I ever said that or even implied it. Do you mind showing me exactly which post of mine made you think that was the case I was making?

The right thing to do for her was to take the $20 million outlined in her prenup. She decided it would be a better idea to blackmail him by releasing all the personal details he doesn't want the public and his sponsors to know. And your professional athlete wages argument is still a silly strawman and in no way relates to the argument at hand.

I do not feel sorry for Tiger, I don't care what happens to him, I'm just always baffled at people accepting women getting out like bandits in divorces. I'm pretty sure the 20 million dollars would have covered all her possible modeling profits had she decided not to marry Tiger.

Do we know if that prenup included anything about serial infidelity?

Pants
06-30-2010, 05:14 PM
Do we know if that prenup included anything about serial infidelity?

Does the term "infidelity" get broken up into subcategories when writing prenups? I was always under the impression that infidelity is infidelity.

Donger
06-30-2010, 05:16 PM
Does the term "infidelity" get broken up into subcategories when writing prenups? I was always under the impression that infidelity is infidelity.

I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. But, from a non-legal stand-point, I guarantee you that Elin (and other women) make a distinction.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 05:17 PM
Oh, I didn't realize I ever said that or even implied it. Do you mind showing me exactly which post of mine made you think that was the case I was making?

The one I responded to, where you were elevating him to god-like status.


The right thing to do for her was to take the $20 million outlined in her prenup. She decided it would be a better idea to blackmail him by releasing all the personal details he doesn't want the public and his sponsors to know. And your professional athlete wages argument is still a silly strawman and in no way relates to the argument at hand.

It does relate, because you asked why she deserves it, and that was the only way to point out the absurdity of even asking the question.

LaChapelle
06-30-2010, 05:18 PM
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Pants
06-30-2010, 05:18 PM
I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. But, from a non-legal stand-point, I guarantee you that Elin (and other women) make a distinction.

Hmm, OK. So is it like "If you cheat with one woman, I think I can forgive you, but if it's 2 or more - there's no chance" or is the cut off point at something like 17 women?

Donger
06-30-2010, 05:20 PM
Hmm, OK. So is it like "If you cheat with one woman, I think I can forgive you, but if it's 2 or more - there's no chance" or is the cut off point at something like 17 women?

One could be a horrible mistake. A dozen?

Ask the ladies here what they think.

BWillie
06-30-2010, 05:21 PM
What about the part of Elin bashing his face in w/ a golf club? Don't you think that may work out in his favor at court? I dunno.

Pants
06-30-2010, 05:22 PM
The one I responded to, where you were elevating him to god-like status.

I wasn't elevating him to Godlike status. I was merely implying that he had natural talent and put in thousands upon thousands of hours honing his skill to be in the position he was in. Apparently the public likes it and is willing to watch it and buy the brands he endorses, making money for said brands. How many people can do that? Elin married someone.

It does relate, because you asked why she deserves it, and that was the only way to point out the absurdity of even asking the question.

No, it really doesn't. Read this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man).

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 05:24 PM
What about the part of Elin bashing his face in w/ a golf club? Don't you think that may work out in his favor at court? I dunno.
Moot. It seems that this agreement has little to do with what has already happened, it's about what could happen in the future.

Bugeater
06-30-2010, 05:33 PM
I wasn't elevating him to Godlike status. I was merely implying that he had natural talent and put in thousands upon thousands of hours honing his skill to be in the position he was in. Apparently the public likes it and is willing to watch it and buy the brands he endorses, making money for said brands. How many people can do that? Elin married someone.

No, it really doesn't. Read this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man).
Yeah yeah, I know what that means, and it isn't even applicable. I wasn't trying to argue about whether or not she deserved it, just that it's a stupid question to ask. You get what you get in life and what you deserve has nothing to do with it.

crispystl420
06-30-2010, 05:48 PM
The problem is he's doubly ****ed. The only way the story doesn't come out now is if the only people that know it are tiger woods and elli. Otherwise if someone else knows it you know it's coming out and then tiger paid $750 mill and still gets his career ruined. Too much money was spent to cover it up for the tabloids to not realize it has to be a killer story. The real story is likely to come out soon and then bye bye career for tiger. Bad business decision. You only delay the inevitable, and it costs you $700+ million more than you should. When your carreer is over that $700 million would have been nice to have.

Yeah she can just unveil everything to a close friend and they can right the book.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 06:19 PM
What about the part of Elin bashing his face in w/ a golf club? Don't you think that may work out in his favor at court? I dunno.
Tiger is very lucky all she did was bash his face with golf club, if you ask me.


One could be a horrible mistake. A dozen?

Ask the ladies here what they think.

As Donger stated, one can be a horrible mistake, more then one, and you might as well start signing your paychecks over now.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 06:20 PM
Personally, I don't think this should effect his career. Tiger is the best at what he does, and that should remain until someone better comes along and knocks him from his throne.

Param
06-30-2010, 06:28 PM
Personally, I don't think this should effect his career. Tiger is the best at what he does, and that should remain until someone better comes along and knocks him from his throne.

I would think this helps his career. Put all of this behind and chase the bear as the best ever.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 06:32 PM
I would think this helps his career. Put all of this behind and chase the bear as the best ever.

Exactly

Bwana
06-30-2010, 06:57 PM
If I were a betting man, I'd lay down some cash on "Had bisexual orgies".

Yep I agree. Now way the guy agrees to that kind of money if he was just banging chicks. What is going to be the kicker, is when whatever he is trying to hide, comes out and bites him in the ass and he still pissed away the extra 700 million.

Bwana
06-30-2010, 06:59 PM
I think she deserves every dime she is getting, if she keeps her mouth shut. Can you imagine how much she could make if she were to write a book? A lot less than 750 million.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 07:08 PM
A lot less than 750 million.

Okay, maybe not 750 million, but it could a whole hell of a lot. Don't forget movie royalties, playboy, and what not.

Goldmember
06-30-2010, 07:28 PM
Fuck... he could have never gotten married and with the money he saved, he could have afforded a dumptruck load of strippers every hour for the rest of his life...

Why celebs ever marry, I'll never understand...

Exactly, 99% of them end up in divorce even if they don't cheat, which is almost never

el borracho
06-30-2010, 07:34 PM
Congrats rich successful men...

Good luck ever getting a successful marriage...the money grubbers love this!


What is with the "poor Tiger" routine? Tiger could have had a successful marriage if he just loved his wife. Dude cheated at every opportunity. If he didn't want to be married, he should have divorced her before humping every skinny blond who said "yes."

el borracho
06-30-2010, 07:37 PM
He cheated............so what? Is it wrong? Yes, but a 3 qtrs of a Billion dollars????? C'mon. I'd go pay some russian assassin to cut her ass up and drop her to the bottom of the sea for $10M before shelling out that kinda money and giving up rights to see my kids.

He didn't "give up rights" to see his kids.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2010, 07:38 PM
What is with the "poor Tiger" routine? Tiger could have had a successful marriage if he just loved his wife. Dude cheated at every opportunity. If he didn't want to be married, he should have divorced her before humping every skinny blond who said "yes."

No doubt, Tiger, brought all of this upon himself. Stay single and there will be no issues. I'm sure it had to do with his sponsors and his imagine, with him being the first black man to really win at golf, that is why he got married, not because he loved her.

Saul Good
06-30-2010, 07:41 PM
No sympathy for Tiger. The dude is a complete phony and a psychopath, and deserves any pain inflicted upon him. Anyone foolish enough to do that to his family is a loser of epic proportions and sadly, money hits him about the only place that hurts him. He sure as hell hasn't seem too remorseful for his childish actions.

If every rich, famous dude who cheats on his wife is a psychopath, I hope you don't listen to music, watch television or movies, or follow sports. (You might consider not voting, either.)

It's easy to say that you wouldn't do the same thing when it's not an option. It's hard enough for an average guy to stop chasing average women once he gets married. None of us will ever know what it's like having the most gorgeous women in the world seek you out and throw themselves at you every day of our lives.

To turn something like that down once would be hard enough. Try turning it down 100% of the time. If he only banged 100 women, it's because he turned down 99% of those who offered.

I don't feel sorry for him, but I don't feel sorry for Elin, either. If he was Eldrick the insurance salesman, do you really think that she would really have considered him to be her soul mate? We all know better than that.

Phobia
06-30-2010, 11:05 PM
Well to be fair maybe she really does give a $750 million blow job? Considering they were married she likely only ever gave one.....

It's not too bad but I wouldn't pay for it.

Phobia
06-30-2010, 11:08 PM
She was a nanny!

I'm pretty sure a nanny could have done ok with $100M and full custody of the children...and not letting them near any of Tiger's other flings unless he were to re-marry.

Um. A nanny? Do you have any respect for women at all? A nanny? Are you kidding me?

ClevelandBronco
07-01-2010, 02:48 AM
I think she deserves every dime she is getting, if she keeps her mouth shut. Can you imagine how much she could make if she were to write a book? I also don't blame her for stating no single women around her children, that should be a given in any divorce.

It's more a matter of how much that book could cost him than how much it would make for her.

He knows better than anyone else how much it's worth and he's figuring $750 million. Damned right she deserves it.

Pants
07-01-2010, 08:40 AM
Yeah yeah, I know what that means, and it isn't even applicable. I wasn't trying to argue about whether or not she deserved it, just that it's a stupid question to ask. You get what you get in life and what you deserve has nothing to do with it.

LMAO

So let me get this straight... you're basing your entire argument on the premise that there is no such thing as deserving something in life and you just get what you get? Are you serious?

Short Leash Hootie
07-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Um. A nanny? Do you have any respect for women at all? A nanny? Are you kidding me?

that's what she was...

she stumbled into $750M

I think her grieving process is over

Bugeater
07-01-2010, 11:56 AM
LMAO

So let me get this straight... you're basing your entire argument on the premise that there is no such thing as deserving something in life and you just get what you get? Are you serious?
Yeah, basically, except that should have read "you get what you can get". I left out a word.

And you keep using the word 'argument' when I'm not even trying to argue about whether or not Elin deserves it. I'm trying to make a point, and that point is getting caught up in what you think anyone does or doesn't deserve is a bad mindset. Just because you think you deserve something sure as hell doesn't mean you're going to get it. What you get in life mostly depends on circumstances, hell Warren Buffet once said that if he had been born 100 years ago he "probably would've been some animal's lunch".

Look at yourself and the people around you, how many have EXACTLY what you think they deserve? Most of them probably have more or less, but it's completely subjective anyway and a waste of your mind to even think about it. While I hate to play the age card, and I'm not sure how old you are but I'm thinking you're quite a bit younger than me, you'll see an even bigger separation when you get older. I have one friend that dropped out of HS, worked a number of shitty jobs for quite a few years, and then stumbled into a sales job in which he excelled and is now making more than my brother who has an engineering degree. Most people would probably think that the college grad deserves more than the dropout, but hey the dropout fell into the right circumstance and now has more.

Pants
07-01-2010, 12:51 PM
Y
I have one friend that dropped out of HS, worked a number of shitty jobs for quite a few years, and then stumbled into a sales job in which he excelled and is now making more than my brother who has an engineering degree. Most people would probably think that the college grad deserves more than the dropout, but hey the dropout fell into the right circumstance and now has more.

He does something and does it well, so he deserves the pay he's getting. What's stopping you or your brother from doing the same thing and making the same amount of money? My guess is that you probably wouldn't be as good. My whole point is that Elin did not deserve $750 million, she didn't do anything to get it besides marrying a professional golfer who happens to make the most money of them all. Tiger worked hard to achieve what he did.

stevieray
07-01-2010, 01:00 PM
what you are makes the money

who you are determines what happens with the money.

who you are will almost always trump what you are.

they both got what they deserved.

Bugeater
07-01-2010, 01:08 PM
He does something and does it well, so he deserves the pay he's getting. What's stopping you or your brother from doing the same thing and making the same amount of money? My guess is that you probably wouldn't be as good. My whole point is that Elin did not deserve $750 million, she didn't do anything to get it besides marrying a professional golfer who happens to make the most money of them all. Tiger worked hard to achieve what he did.
Well what's stopping anyone else from doing it is that the opportunity isn't currently there, and it was by sheer luck that he fell into it. If he had found a different job a week earlier he likely wouldn't be where he is today.

If you feel she doesn't deserve it, you're certainly entitled to your opinion, but if that kind of stuff really bothers you, you're probably never going to be very happy. Life's not fair, and the sooner you realize that the better off you will be.

Frazod
07-01-2010, 01:14 PM
It does make one wonder what she's got on him - it must go well beyond sleazy hookers. Underage kids? Is he bi? It must be pretty goddamn bad, and something from which his money-making image couldn't recover.

I can't imagine she's the only one being paid off, either.

wutamess
07-07-2010, 08:54 AM
Reports: Elin Woods to get $100 million in divorce (http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/06/2066483_reports-elin-woods-to-get-100.html?storylink=omni_popular)


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In this 2009 file photo, Tiger Woods, daughter Sam Woods and wife Elin Nordegren, watch a college football game in Stanford, Calif. Questions on a possible divorce between Tiger Woods and his wife have become the ultimate Internet guessing game. How much could a settlement be? Where might a divorce be filed? When could it be filed? In fact, the answers might not be so complex.
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Reports are flying around the internet that Elin Woods will soon file for divorce from Tiger.

And the reports say she's about to be $100 million richer, which is considerably less than the $750 million figure earlier reported.
Those same sources indicate that Nordegren, 30, will also get monthly child support for the couple's two children.

The divorce is reportedly in its final stages. The website TMZ is reporting that Nordegren will also get custody of the couple's two children, with Tiger getting visitation rights.

He is also forbidden from introducing his children to any women he is romantically linked with, unless he is married to her.
But Tiger does get a confidentiality clause, People magazine and TMZ sources say, barring Elin from doing any post-divorce interviews or writing a tell-all book about their life together.

According to People, Nordegren has been holding out on the confidentiality agreement as Woods offered increasingly large sums of money.
Nordegren, a former model, and Woods, 34, were married in October, 2004. Their marriage came to a public end in December when Woods admitted to repeated infidelity.

Mr. Laz
07-07-2010, 10:07 AM
100 million is still more than she deserves ... she had virtually no part in helping him EARN his money, which should be the main factor.


All this divorce money going out is bullshit .... unless the person(man or woman) actually helped the person earn the money then they shouldn't get anymore than reasonable living compensation+child support(if any).

courts are giving out revenge money ... it's stupid.

Rain Man
07-07-2010, 10:12 AM
He does something and does it well, so he deserves the pay he's getting. What's stopping you or your brother from doing the same thing and making the same amount of money? My guess is that you probably wouldn't be as good. My whole point is that Elin did not deserve $750 million, she didn't do anything to get it besides marrying a professional golfer who happens to make the most money of them all. Tiger worked hard to achieve what he did.

On a related note, Elin's skill is finding and marrying rich golfers. And she's apparently really good at it.

stevieray
07-07-2010, 11:39 AM
100 million is still more than she deserves ... she had virtually no part in helping him EARN his money, which should be the main factor.


All this divorce money going out is bullshit .... unless the person(man or woman) actually helped the person earn the money then they shouldn't get anymore than reasonable living compensation+child support(if any).

courts are giving out revenge money ... it's stupid.
if she took care of those kids while he was on tour, she damn sure did help him earn that money.

Pants
07-07-2010, 11:55 AM
if she took care of those kids while he was on tour, she damn sure did help him earn that money.

Pretty sure he could've hired a nanny during all those years for much less than $100 million.

ClevelandBronco
07-07-2010, 12:14 PM
She "deserves" exactly what both parties agree upon. Idiots.

CrazyPhuD
07-07-2010, 12:33 PM
On a related note, Elin's skill is finding and marrying rich golfers. And she's apparently really good at it.

She has a golden pussy, it's like willy wonka's golden ticket but much more fun.

Carlota69
07-07-2010, 02:37 PM
Pretty sure he could've hired a nanny during all those years for much less than $100 million.

So, she should of hired a nanny, and not raised her own children JUST IN CASE her husband cheats on her and that would be cheaper than 100 mill?? Not sure I get ya there...

And if she not only raised their children while he was on tour, but also gave up her modeling career (which is tough for women to ressurect not only after having children, but also as they get older) for her marriage and for the children, does she deserve anything?

Isnt marriage a partnership? Just curious...

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 02:40 PM
So, she should of hired a nanny, and not raised her own children JUST IN CASE her husband cheats on her and that would be cheaper tan 100 mill?? Not sure I get ya there...

And if she not only raised their children while he was on tour, but also gave up her modeling career (which is tough for women to ressurect not only after having children, but alos as they get older) for her marriage and for the children, does she deserve anything?

Isnt marriage a partnership? Just curious...

Sure...but they lasted what...5 years?

and I'm pretty sure Tiger was bigger than sliced bread before they ever got married...

AND

I'm pretty sure marriage is the only reason for Tiger's fall from grace...

The Pre-nup was set for like $5M-$20M based on longevity of marriage...

THAT'S what she should be entitled to...

But she and her lawyers used extortion to bleed Tiger for much, much, much more.

So she's no longer the innocent party in this thing...they're both guilty...and now I'm starting to side with Tiger.

Pants
07-07-2010, 02:45 PM
So, she should of hired a nanny, and not raised her own children JUST IN CASE her husband cheats on her and that would be cheaper than 100 mill?? Not sure I get ya there...

And if she not only raised their children while he was on tour, but also gave up her modeling career (which is tough for women to ressurect not only after having children, but also as they get older) for her marriage and for the children, does she deserve anything?

Isnt marriage a partnership? Just curious...

No, she shouldn't have hired a nanny to raise her kids. I was merely stating that the fact that she took care of the kids for however many years doesn't mean she's entitled to the hundreds of millions Tiger earned. I already covered her giving up of the modeling career, which apparently was worth about $20 million to her judging on the prenup. But who are we kidding, models don't make 20 million by modeling. You have to be Tyra Banks or Heidi Klum with other enterprises earning them money on top of modeling.

Carlota69
07-07-2010, 02:50 PM
Sure...but they lasted what...5 years?

and I'm pretty sure Tiger was bigger than sliced bread before they ever got married...

AND

I'm pretty sure marriage is the only reason for Tiger's fall from grace...

The Pre-nup was set for like $5M-$20M based on longevity of marriage...

THAT'S what she should be entitled to...

But she and her lawyers used extortion to bleed Tiger for much, much, much more.

So she's no longer the innocent party in this thing...they're both guilty...and now I'm starting to side with Tiger.

When you marry someone and give up your career and have their children, I think you are in it for a lot longer than 5 years. His overactive and non-discrimate pee pee made it last only 5 years, not her willingness to be in the marriage.

Um Tigers fall from grace (temporarily anyways) is because of HIS actions--as in being a BIG OL WHORE (while being married). Being single will make it ok to fuck everything moving (A-Rod classic example).

She got her 5-20 million for sure, but obviously something else is going on that Tiger is willing to pay much much more for, because he doesnt want us or anyone to know his dirty little secrets ( And getting his kitty punched is the only thing I can think of that would absolutely hurt his career from here forward. That or kiddie porn).

And of course you're going to side with Tiger on this--you hate women. But thats ok, I dont dislike gay men.;)

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Elin knows how big the story has gotten...

She could literally sign a $30M book deal...if not more.

THAT'S why she's getting more from Tiger...

But hey...if she wants to further throw her kid's father under the bus and hurt them in the long run for a few extra bucks, then I guess she had to do what she had do...

Either way, she won...she gets 5 times as much as the max amount in the prenup and full custody of the kids...

Score 1 for the former model who was NOTHING before Tiger (but a nanny)...

Donger
07-07-2010, 03:05 PM
JFC. She's entitled to whatever Tiger and she agree she is entitled to. Again, this wouldn't be an issue if he'd kept his d*ck in his pants.

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 03:07 PM
JFC. She's entitled to whatever Tiger and she agree she is entitled to. Again, this wouldn't be an issue if he'd kept his d*ck in his pants.

maybe her mom caught another girl giving him head in Tiger and Elin's house???

that happens all the time, right?

Donger
07-07-2010, 03:10 PM
maybe her mom caught another girl giving him head in Tiger and Elin's house???

that happens all the time, right?

I have no idea.

Donger
07-07-2010, 03:12 PM
Elin knows how big the story has gotten...

She could literally sign a $30M book deal...if not more.

THAT'S why she's getting more from Tiger...

But hey...if she wants to further throw her kid's father under the bus and hurt them in the long run for a few extra bucks, then I guess she had to do what she had do...

Either way, she won...she gets 5 times as much as the max amount in the prenup and full custody of the kids...

Score 1 for the former model who was NOTHING before Tiger (but a nanny)...

She's throwing him under the bus? How?

And, how is her going after more money hurting her kids?

kstater
07-07-2010, 03:15 PM
She's throwing him under the bus? How?

And, how is her going after more money hurting her kids?

He seems to think that Tiger making 20 million(example only) a year in endorsements instead of 30 million a year will have a negative impact on their childhood.

seclark
07-07-2010, 03:27 PM
He seems to think that Tiger making 20 million(example only) a year in endorsements instead of 30 million a year will have a negative impact on their childhood.

as opposed to having an old man that would screw a cat if he could hold it still long enough.
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ClevelandBronco
07-07-2010, 03:29 PM
Elin knows how big the story has gotten...

She could literally sign a $30M book deal...if not more.

Is this based on your extensive experience as a literary agent? Shut the fuck up.

Reerun_KC
07-07-2010, 03:32 PM
Is this based on your extensive experience as a literary agent? Shut the **** up.

His stupidity knows no bounds....

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 04:25 PM
Is this based on your extensive experience as a literary agent? Shut the **** up.

It's based on common sense, moron...

EVERYONE would be all over an Elin Nordgren Woods "tell all" book...

EVERYONE.

Common sense.

So..

YOU shut the fuck up, bitch.

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 04:27 PM
His stupidity knows no bounds....

Oh REALLY?

You don't think that...

WITH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD INTERESTED IN THE TIGER WOODS SAGA...

She couldn't have made a BOAT LOAD with a tell all story, regardless of how good the material even really is?

Really?

REALLY?

JFC people...

There is a reason he's giving her FIVE TIMES MORE THAN THE MAXIMUM SET IN THEIR PRE-NUP...

It's because her lawyers are EXTORTING him by threatening this bullshit...

and if you all can't see that, then I'm sorry that you lack critical thinking skills

Brock
07-07-2010, 04:27 PM
His stupidity knows no bounds....

That may be, but he is right. A book by her would be huge.

Mr. Laz
07-07-2010, 04:29 PM
So, she should of hired a nanny, and not raised her own children JUST IN CASE her husband cheats on her and that would be cheaper than 100 mill?? Not sure I get ya there...

And if she not only raised their children while he was on tour, but also gave up her modeling career (which is tough for women to ressurect not only after having children, but also as they get older) for her marriage and for the children, does she deserve anything?

Isnt marriage a partnership? Just curious...
giving up the modeling career should be taken into consideration but the rest of the stuff you are talking about it just pissed off,revenge crap.

Partnership my ass

Donger
07-07-2010, 04:31 PM
It's because her lawyers are EXTORTING him by threatening this bullshit...


What bullsh*t is that? The truth?

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 04:32 PM
hey if I was the scorned woman...I would probably try to get a filthy amount of undeserved money as well...so I don't blame her

but to act like she's miss innocent now is utter bullshit...

their was a pre-nup in place for a reason...

but instead she decided to not abide by that written agreement, extort more money out of Tiger, and get away with it because of the power of Tiger's name and the media's feeding frenzy for such a MASSIVE story...to invade the privacy of a superstar, something they are TERRIFIC at doing

so yeah...if Tiger said "nah, fuck you...write your book you greedy bitch!"

she probably would have...and then dragged his name through the mud...in a tell all book that is there for the rest of her children's lives...effectively ending any sort of respectful relationship his children might have for him when they grow up

because as much as Tiger screwed up...

do the kids really deserve to pay for Elin's grief and Tiger's mistake?

Donger
07-07-2010, 04:32 PM
giving up the modeling career should be taken into consideration but the rest of the stuff you are talking about it just pissed off,revenge crap.

Partnership my ass

How about providing him with some pretty attractive tail to hump for five years, not to mention bearing his young?

Mr. Laz
07-07-2010, 04:34 PM
JFC. She's entitled to whatever Tiger and she agree she is entitled to. Again, this wouldn't be an issue if he'd kept his d*ck in his pants.
and once again ... dick in his pant is just another revenge angle with the courts shouldn't even be dealing with

who makes the money
how much improved financial situation
how long was the marriage
what assets belonged to which
kids


it's not the job of the divorce courts to "punish" the bad guy/girl

Donger
07-07-2010, 04:34 PM
do the kids really deserve to pay for Elin's grief and Tiger's mistake?

Again, how does her going after more money hurt her kids at all?

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 04:34 PM
What bullsh*t is that? The truth?

Sure, maybe it is the truth..

Maybe Elin knows EVERYTHING...maybe she spied on him and saw him do these things and archived the emails and text messages etc. etc. etc.

Maybe Tiger used to beat the shit out of her on a nightly basis...

Maybe Tiger only preferred fucking her in the asshole.

Maybe Tiger is a homosexual.

DOES SHE REALLY NEED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT AND DESTROY THE LIFE OF THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN?

Really?

Really?

10+ Million (as outlined in the prenup) plus full custody and a boatload of child support for the next 15 years + a house or two wasn't enough?

Really?

Short Leash Hootie
07-07-2010, 04:35 PM
Again, how does her going after more money hurt her kids at all?

because if he said FUCK OFF we're going by the prenup...

she would have cashed in big time by dragging his name through the mud even more...and then totally tearing apart the children...

but I guess it's ok for her to do that to the children since Tiger cheated on her with a ton of women...

when money is at stake children don't count I guess

Mr. Laz
07-07-2010, 04:36 PM
How about providing him with some pretty attractive tail to hump for five years, not to mention bearing his young?
no tail is worth 100 million for 6 years

having kids is cover in child support

Donger
07-07-2010, 04:39 PM
Sure, maybe it is the truth..

Maybe Elin knows EVERYTHING...maybe she spied on him and saw him do these things and archived the emails and text messages etc. etc. etc.

Maybe Tiger used to beat the shit out of her on a nightly basis...

Maybe Tiger only preferred ****ing her in the asshole.

Maybe Tiger is a homosexual.

DOES SHE REALLY NEED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT AND DESTROY THE LIFE OF THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN?

Really?

Really?

10+ Million (as outlined in the prenup) plus full custody and a boatload of child support for the next 15 years + a house or two wasn't enough?

Really?

Again, this wouldn't be happening at all if Tiger hadn't committed SERIAL adultery. If there was a prenup, it was agreed to by both parties, and was probably voided upon admission of adultery.

Tough sh*t, Tiger.

Donger
07-07-2010, 04:41 PM
because if he said **** OFF we're going by the prenup...

she would have cashed in big time by dragging his name through the mud even more...and then totally tearing apart the children...

but I guess it's ok for her to do that to the children since Tiger cheated on her with a ton of women...

when money is at stake children don't count I guess

Perhaps Tiger should have thought of that (his children) before he started banging all the skanks? Or, are you going to forgive him those transgressions?

ClevelandBronco
07-07-2010, 05:01 PM
hey if I was the scorned woman...

You are the scorned woman around here, you ****.

RedNFeisty
07-07-2010, 06:01 PM
Did anyone ever stop to think maybe Tiger, gave Elin, the money because of the humiliation he caused her??

If Tiger wanted to go by the prenup, then that would have been what happen. The lawyers would have fought tooth and nail to keep Elin, from getting her hands on more money and it would have drug out in court for a very long time.

A cheater by nature would of course think Elin, is getting a lot more then she deserves.

Plus, the only reason Elin, is getting soul physical custody of the children is because of Tiger's, schedule. They are sharing legal custody, meaning one can not do anything with the children without the others consent, i.e. doctors, vacations, education.

kstater
07-07-2010, 06:08 PM
because if he said FUCK OFF we're going by the prenup...

she would have cashed in big time by dragging his name through the mud even more...and then totally tearing apart the children...

but I guess it's ok for her to do that to the children since Tiger cheated on her with a ton of women...

when money is at stake children don't count I guess
I'm no lawyer, but I'm fairly certain that prenup went out the window the second he slipped his dick inside another woman.

stevieray
07-07-2010, 06:34 PM
Pretty sure he could've hired a nanny during all those years for much less than $100 million.

totally irrelevant.

they entered a prenup together.... she raised those lids, whether he was playing or pimping a buick.

he blew it. he pays...who he is will always trump what he is...sinking a thirty foot putt pales in comparison to what he's done to his wife, kids and other family members.

WV
07-07-2010, 06:41 PM
Still the stupidest man on the planet. He has a blonde swedish super model most heterosexual males would give up a nut for and he goes out and bangs a bunch of 5's..........complete and total moron and he deserves anything and everything he gets. I personally will forever root against him.

Brock
07-07-2010, 06:42 PM
Still the stupidest man on the planet. He has a blonde swedish super model most heterosexual males would give up a nut for and he goes out and bangs a bunch of 5's..........complete and total moron and he deserves anything and everything he gets. I personally will forever root against him.

He got married way, way too young.

WV
07-07-2010, 06:47 PM
He got married way, way too young.

That doesn't change the fact that he got out of his BMW 7 series to take a ride in a pinto.......complete idiot, oh and then there's the family stuff too!:D

Micjones
07-07-2010, 06:57 PM
Did anyone ever stop to think maybe Tiger, gave Elin, the money because of the humiliation he caused her??

Yep. For about 6 seconds after I read this...