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Christofire
07-01-2010, 12:13 PM
... and I just noticed my co-worker is wearing one today. Not just one wolf, either. Four or five wolves majestically basking in the moonlight, the wilderness aglow with the aura of their power. Even now I tremble, because I am not worthy to have gazed upon it, and my fate is sealed. Woe is me ...

:grovel:

MOhillbilly
07-01-2010, 12:15 PM
pony tail or monkey paw?

Bane
07-01-2010, 12:16 PM
:D

Crush
07-01-2010, 12:39 PM
The wolf shirt has been scientifically proven to be a substitute for most antibiotics. Its awesomeness knows no bounds as the football gods shine upon you and your teams. Do not be afraid of its majestic power, but embrace it. Let it flow through you and allow its wolfiness absorb into your soul. However, do not piss it off, because it can open either the doors of Heaven or Hell. Yes, I blatantly stole the last line from Hellraiser, but the wolf shirt cannot fathom such mundane facts as copyright or original creative thought. All thoughts and feelings are one with the wolf shirt. So, put on a wolf shirt and have drunken dirty sex with your significant other and let them also embrace the pure flavor of life as the universe intended.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-01-2010, 01:22 PM
Born to BONE.

penguinz
07-01-2010, 01:25 PM
I have this one and wear it all the time. My wife hates it and gets really mad.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8784/51ancwqnijlaa300.jpg

KCUnited
07-01-2010, 01:26 PM
Used an old Wolf Shirt as a cum rag and threw it in the bathroom hamper. Came home from work later to find Chewbacca in my bathroom taking a shit.

HoneyBadger
07-01-2010, 01:36 PM
Stay classy, my friend

tooge
07-01-2010, 01:51 PM
I wiped my old truck down with a fairly worn out wolf shirt. I came home later that night it had turned into a camaro. Complete awesomeness.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-01-2010, 02:01 PM
I wiped my old truck down with a fairly worn out wolf shirt. I came home later that night it had turned into a camaro. Complete awesomeness.

:clap:

MOhillbilly
07-01-2010, 02:09 PM
http://www.hatjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gi-joe-new-era-fitted-hats.jpg
BOW TO YOUR MASTER!

teedubya
07-01-2010, 02:22 PM
Used an old Wolf Shirt as a cum rag and threw it in the bathroom hamper. Came home from work later to find Chewbacca in my bathroom taking a shit.

That's funny... because I used an old Wolf shirt as a cum rag... and then my penis grew 4 more inches.

All hail the wolf shirt cum rags!!

Rausch
07-01-2010, 02:24 PM
I have this one and wear it all the time. My wife hates it and gets really mad.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8784/51ancwqnijlaa300.jpg

Only because you don't have the complimentary fanny pack...

Rausch
07-01-2010, 02:26 PM
pony tail or monkey paw?

You should only be asked this in India or Vegas...

Demonpenz
07-01-2010, 03:34 PM
I put a wolf shirt on the bill Pecota picture in the royals hall of fame. The security tried to take it off of pectoa, but the picture bit him

Jethopper
07-01-2010, 03:39 PM
I have this one and wear it all the time. My wife hates it and gets really mad.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8784/51ancwqnijlaa300.jpg

Tabacco stained, native american hoes love this shit.

loochy
07-01-2010, 03:42 PM
Rumor has it that Mel Gibson was wearing a wolf shirt when he said the following:

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
"whore"

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
"c**t"

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-01-2010, 05:17 PM
What kind of badass workplace allows one to wear a wolf shirt? Or is it like flair? One wolf is standard, but 4 or 5 gets praise from the boss.

boogblaster
07-01-2010, 05:25 PM
I'll go with the bear-shirt .. it rips the panties off all females ...

Pestilence
07-01-2010, 05:25 PM
http://www.hatjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gi-joe-new-era-fitted-hats.jpg
BOW TO YOUR MASTER!

Fucking sweet!

Gonzo
07-01-2010, 05:26 PM
I bought my 2 year old some wolf feety pajamas last year. He's never had a nightmare, can make a mean Martini and he pulls more tail in one day then Hef does in a month.
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Sweet Daddy Hate
07-01-2010, 05:50 PM
I bought my 2 year old some wolf feety pajamas last year. He's never had a nightmare, can make a mean Martini and he pulls more tail in one day then Hef does in a month.
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ROFL:clap:

rad
07-01-2010, 07:17 PM
I have this one and wear it all the time. My wife hates it and gets really mad.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8784/51ancwqnijlaa300.jpg

I have that same exact shirt. My wife hates it only because when I wear it, hot bitches constantly attempt to offer me bacon for the opportunity to fellate me.

niblet
07-01-2010, 08:05 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Digital-Nitrate/Humor/Wolf%20Shirt/WolfTimTebow.gif

Christofire
09-24-2010, 09:14 AM
... and I just noticed my co-worker is wearing one today. Not just one wolf, either. Four or five wolves majestically basking in the moonlight, the wilderness aglow with the aura of their power. Even now I tremble, because I am not worthy to have gazed upon it, and my fate is sealed. Woe is me ...

:grovel:

Update to the saga:

Once, I feared for my life for gazing upon the wolf shirt. Today, I have discovered an even more terrifying reality. This same man who once proudly bore the power of the wolf shirt upon his rugged chest is now clearly one of the chosen ones. For etched upon his bicep for all eternity ... is a wolf tattoo.

HOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

(True story. *Snicker*)

Christofire
09-24-2010, 09:15 AM
(And not a small one either. We're talking full-on howlin' at the moon with two HUMONGOUS feathers.)

Rausch
09-24-2010, 09:19 AM
Yeah.

It's run its ****ing course...

loochy
09-24-2010, 09:33 AM
If Jamaal Charles wore a wolf shirt he'd get more carries.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2010, 10:01 AM
Someone needs to send a wolf shirt to 1 Arrowhead Dr. and address that sumbitch to Matt Cassel. Do it NOW!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 10:44 AM
Someone needs to send a wolf shirt to 1 Arrowhead Dr. and address that sumbitch to Matt Cassel. Do it NOW!!!

I like this idea, but I'm thinking "The Lion King" is more his speed...

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2010, 10:46 AM
I like this idea, but I'm thinking "The Lion King" is more his speed...

Rafiki?

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 10:55 AM
Rafiki?

Or Smeagol.


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