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Hog Farmer
07-01-2010, 02:15 PM
Appears he smoked a fatty !



Titans | Chris Simms arrested
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:44:44 -0400

Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms was arrested Thursday, July 1, on charges of operating a motor vehicle while impaired by marijuana, sources have told Laura Italiano, of The New York Post. Sources said Simms had red eyes, flushed face and slurred speech.

OnTheWarpath58
07-01-2010, 02:22 PM
When did Chris Simms have a career?

Unless you mean his career as a spleen donor?

HoneyBadger
07-01-2010, 02:23 PM
This usually makes people's careers skyrocket.

sedated
07-01-2010, 02:25 PM
he must've smoked a pound if he was slurring his speech just from pot.

Rausch
07-01-2010, 02:27 PM
he must've smoked a pound if he was slurring his speech just from pot.

Wow.

He even sucks at smoking pot...

Bane
07-01-2010, 02:28 PM
Someone's definition of "career" is way off on this one!
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Bill Lundberg
07-01-2010, 02:29 PM
There's no way this is going to stick. His "career" will not be affected.

Hog Farmer
07-01-2010, 02:30 PM
Someone's definition of "career" is way off on this one!
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Well, he at least had a job. Kinda.

Rausch
07-01-2010, 02:31 PM
Well, he at least had a job. Kinda.

Paid more than my "kind'a" job did.

alpha_omega
07-01-2010, 02:36 PM
he must've smoked a pound if he was slurring his speech just from pot.

That was my first thought also.

vailpass
07-01-2010, 02:37 PM
Was he attacked by a pack of wiggers?

-King-
07-01-2010, 02:40 PM
Appears he smoked a fatty !



Titans | Chris Simms arrested
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:44:44 -0400

Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms was arrested Thursday, July 1, on charges of operating a motor vehicle while impaired by marijuana, sources have told Laura Italiano, of The New York Post. Sources said Simms had red eyes, flushed face and slurred speech.

His weed did all that?....











































Yo...PASS THAT SHIT!

38yrsfan
07-01-2010, 02:42 PM
He deserves 750 mil for this :)

DMAC
07-01-2010, 02:48 PM
EVERYBODY KNOWS MANNNNN!!!

Demonpenz
07-01-2010, 03:01 PM
Smoke em horns

Jethopper
07-01-2010, 03:03 PM
Somewhere Major Applewhite is throwing a party.

vailpass
07-01-2010, 03:15 PM
Can we expect the NAACP to come to his aid?

HotRoute
07-01-2010, 03:21 PM
How funny, with all that money he can't get some sunglasses to cover up the red eyes? He probably just forget were he put them, lol.

boogblaster
07-01-2010, 05:06 PM
Man who drive while potty-eyed may have large lawyer payment .....

Bill Lundberg
07-01-2010, 05:15 PM
He said it was just cigarettes...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/01/simms-says-he-was-only-smoking-cigarrettes/

Simms says he was only smoking cigarettes

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on July 1, 2010 6:19 PM ET
Chris Simms admits he told he police he was smoking when he was pulled over by police in Manhattan, but not that kind of smoking.

"My client never admitted to smoking marijuana that night. He said he was smoking cigarettes that night," Simms' attorney, Nathan Semmel, told the New York Post.

Simms' wife, who is eight months pregnant, was in the passenger seat when he was pulled over. Two passengers were in the back seat. But Semmel would like to throw them under the bus.

"The D.A. should investigate whether those two individuals were responsible for the marijuana odor. Witnesses will also corroborate that he never smoked marijuana in the car that day. It is absurd to think . . . he would ever drive in any condition intoxicated while his wife was eight months pregnant," said Semmel.

It looks like Santonio and I will have to look elsewhere to find a new wake n bake buddy in the city.

cabletech94
07-01-2010, 06:00 PM
chris simms has a lazzea fare (spelling police?) type of attitude!!!

GoTrav
07-02-2010, 12:17 PM
street cred for Simms

Hydrae
07-02-2010, 12:25 PM
Witnesses will also corroborate that he never smoked marijuana in the car that day.

That day. Probably the day before but not that day. ROFL

threebag02
07-02-2010, 01:07 PM
He was slurring his speech because he didn't want the semen to run out of his mouth. He is the road head king in them there parts.

Hog Farmer
07-02-2010, 01:13 PM
Told ya........



Titans | Chris Simms might not make team
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:46:48 -0400

Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms' chances of making the team's roster may have decreased after he was arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana, reports CBSSports.com

ClevelandBronco
07-02-2010, 01:33 PM
chris simms has a lazzea fare (spelling police?) type of attitude!!!

Laissez faire.

You're welcome.

vailpass
07-02-2010, 01:43 PM
Told ya........



Titans | Chris Simms might not make team
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:46:48 -0400

If Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms had starter talent like Peyton or Drew his chances of making the team's roster would not have been affected in the slightest after he was arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana, reports CBSSports.com

fyp

Marcellus
07-02-2010, 01:44 PM
Told ya........



Titans | Chris Simms might not make team
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:46:48 -0400

Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms' chances of making the team's roster may have decreased after he was arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana, reports CBSSports.com

Is this really news? The guy is a back up QB who has never done shit and he may now be suspended by the league for violating the substance abuse policy.

This MAY effect his chances of making the team? Really?

I need to write for CBSSports.com.

Hog Farmer
07-02-2010, 01:59 PM
Told ya........



Titans | Chris Simms might not make team
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Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:46:48 -0400

Tennessee Titans QB Chris Simms' chances of making the team's roster may have decreased after he was arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana, but he is receiving interest from the Denver Bronco's due to the fact ti is rumored he just might be ghey reports CBSSports.com

Thanks vailpass but I'll fix my own posts. Here.

vailpass
07-02-2010, 02:03 PM
Thanks vailpass but I'll fix my own posts. Here.

:D

Chiefaholic
07-02-2010, 03:06 PM
Someone's definition of "career" is way off on this one!
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Yet his clipboard holding ass makes a hell of a lot more per year than most, if not all, of the people who post here. I'de trade him jobs in half a heartbeat.