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Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 06:02 PM
The Terminator and James Bond tied in the last round, so they both advance. In a three-man free for all, they face Wolverine. Only one hero emerges from this epic battle. Let the bitching begin.

This poll will run longer due to the epic nature of its epicness, and to ensure everyone can bitch as much as possible.

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Psyko Tek
07-03-2010, 06:23 PM
damn it
reality wise terminator is dead
bond or wolvie kills him

both bond and wolive are the best at what they do


but nobody does it better than bond

Valiant
07-03-2010, 07:16 PM
REally a three way?? You should of at least disqualified Wolverine before for being a superhuman instead of doing this to dilute someone chances of winning..

Gonzo
07-03-2010, 07:20 PM
Wolverine wins easily.
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Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 07:23 PM
James Bond hides while Terminator and Wolverine kill each other. Wolverine is slicing the shit out of the Terminator when the Terminator pulls out his power cell and disintegrates the both of them.

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

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Gonzo
07-03-2010, 07:26 PM
James Bond hides while Terminator and Wolverine kill each other. Wolverine is slicing the shit out of the Terminator when the Terminator pulls out his power cell and disintegrates the both of them.

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

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Wolverine sneaks up behind both of them and slices their fucking heads off. Game over.
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Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 07:27 PM
Wolverine sneaks up behind both of them and slices their fucking heads off. Game over.
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Since when is Wolverine the sneaking type?

Valiant
07-03-2010, 07:33 PM
damn it
reality wise terminator is dead
bond or wolvie kills him

both bond and wolive are the best at what they do


but nobody does it better than bond

How exactly does bond kill wolverine??

Gonzo
07-03-2010, 07:33 PM
Details, details. I know you have a hard on for all the cg in the terminator movies but if a twunt like sarah conner can kill him, I'm certain wolverine could.
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Valiant
07-03-2010, 07:34 PM
Since when is Wolverine the sneaking type?

Well he does have ninja training..

Guru
07-03-2010, 07:34 PM
Who cares who would win in a real fight. Just get rid of Terminator and Wolverine here. Vote Bond.

Bane
07-03-2010, 07:34 PM
How exactly does bond kill wolverine??

Exactly what I want to know.:shake:

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 07:35 PM
How exactly does bond kill wolverine??

James Bond hides while Terminator and Wolverine kill each other. Wolverine is slicing the shit out of the Terminator when the Terminator pulls out his power cell and disintegrates the both of them.

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

Gonzo
07-03-2010, 07:36 PM
How exactly does bond kill wolverine??
He runs him over with his beamer and shoots him with his laser cufflinks I guess. LMAO
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Tits McGee
07-03-2010, 07:37 PM
Where is Hellboy?

Bane
07-03-2010, 07:39 PM
James Bond hides while Terminator and Wolverine kill each other. Wolverine is slicing the shit out of the Terminator when the Terminator pulls out his power cell and disintegrates the both of them.

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

BULLSHIT!!!Wolverine beheads both of them just like he did dead pool.....Game over.

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 08:18 PM
Alright, for those of you who did not listen to me last time. Wolverine is beatable; get those dart thingies that transform a mutant to human and cut his head off while he is transforming. It really isn't that difficult!

I vote Bond, because he would know this going into the fight.

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 08:20 PM
BULLSHIT!!!Wolverine beheads both of them just like he did dead pool.....Game over.

Whatever!!! Bond shoots Wolverine with mutant to human darts as the buzzer sounds, cuts his head off, then proceeds to cut off the head of the Terminator seconds following.

Bane
07-03-2010, 08:23 PM
Whatever!!! Bond shoots Wolverine with mutant to human darts as the buzzer sounds, cuts his head off, then proceeds to cut off the head of the Terminator seconds following.

You wish!!!!Bond gets to drunk drinking his lil fruity drinks and forgets the darts.Wolverine wins hands down!!!!!!:cuss:

:D

Guru
07-03-2010, 08:27 PM
You know, regardless of who wins between Bond and Wolverine, it will be the fault of the people that voted for Terminator. Damn third party voters.

Red Brooklyn
07-03-2010, 08:44 PM
Come on, guys. Be realistic. This matters.

Wolverine.

Guru
07-03-2010, 08:52 PM
Come on, guys. Be realistic. This matters.

Wolverine.

Fuck that. He should have never been in this from the beginning.

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 09:00 PM
You wish!!!!Bond gets to drunk drinking his lil fruity drinks and forgets the darts.Wolverine wins hands down!!!!!!:cuss:

:D

Then you wake up to realize you were dreaming about a Wolverine victory! :D

Besides, when did a Martini shaken, not stirred become a fruity drink??

Bane
07-03-2010, 09:03 PM
Then you wake up to realize you were dreaming about a Wolverine victory! :D

Besides, when did a Martini shaken, not stirred become a fruity drink??

Real men stir it.ROFL

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 09:10 PM
Real men stir it.ROFL

:LOL: Oookay, Bond seems pretty manly to me. :drool:

Bane
07-03-2010, 09:17 PM
:LOL: Oookay, Bond seems pretty manly to me. :drool:

Good looking guy.....Yeah...Ok....Beat Wolverine in a battle.:rolleyes:ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 09:22 PM
Good looking guy.....Yeah...Ok....Beat Wolverine in a battle.:rolleyes:ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


How dare you roll your eyes at me!!!


Don't you listen/read?? I already explained that one! :grr:

ROFL

Bane
07-03-2010, 09:26 PM
Whatever!!! Bond shoots Wolverine with mutant to human darts as the buzzer sounds, cuts his head off, then proceeds to cut off the head of the Terminator seconds following.

That wont even help.While that would render his self healing powers useless,his adamantium skeleton was put in by man and has survived even adamantium bullets.A needle won't uninstall his skeleton . The only hope would be for Bond and the terminator to team up against him to beat him....I still highly doubt even that would be enough.:D

Son of Logical
07-03-2010, 10:08 PM
Whatever!!! Bond shoots Wolverine with mutant to human darts as the buzzer sounds, cuts his head off, then proceeds to cut off the head of the Terminator seconds following.

You do realize that Wolverine's healing ability would just reject that serum, and he would cut pretty boy to pieces. Then turn around and cut off the terminators head. The fight would last about 3 minutes tops. In regards to Gochiefs use of the terminators core to kill Wolverine. Wolverine has literally been left a skeleton, then regenerated all the way to good. Nothing is going to incinerate that skeleton, and I mean nothing. Game, set, match Wolverine.

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 10:16 PM
Bullshit! The Terminator's core took out the TX. Wolverine couldn't survive the blast.

Valiant
07-03-2010, 10:17 PM
James Bond hides while Terminator and Wolverine kill each other. Wolverine is slicing the shit out of the Terminator when the Terminator pulls out his power cell and disintegrates the both of them.

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

Other then the fact Wolverine can lop the terminators head off in one swing?? And if the powercell is big enough to nuke Wolverine it is big enough to nuke Bond at the same time..

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 10:19 PM
That wont even help.While that would render his self healing powers useless,his adamantium skeleton was put in by man and has survived even adamantium bullets.A needle won't uninstall his skeleton . The only hope would be for Bond and the terminator to team up against him to beat him....I still highly doubt even that would be enough.:D

You do realize that Wolverine's healing ability would just reject that serum, and he would cut pretty boy to pieces. Then turn around and cut off the terminators head. The fight would last about 3 minutes tops. In regards to Gochiefs use of the terminators core to kill Wolverine. Wolverine has literally been left a skeleton, then regenerated all the way to good. Nothing is going to incinerate that skeleton, and I mean nothing. Game, set, match Wolverine.

FINE!!!


I forgot about the skeleton

Valiant
07-03-2010, 10:19 PM
Alright, for those of you who did not listen to me last time. Wolverine is beatable; get those dart thingies that transform a mutant to human and cut his head off while he is transforming. It really isn't that difficult!

I vote Bond, because he would know this going into the fight.

They do not have access to those darts.. Only stuff from their movies..

His adamantium is not a mutant ability..

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 10:20 PM
Other then the fact Wolverine can lop the terminators head off in one swing?? And if the powercell is big enough to nuke Wolverine it is big enough to nuke Bond at the same time..

No, as soon as Wolverine and the Terminator are incinerated, Bond will be magically transported into the finale via the Magic Herolympic Transporter.

Valiant
07-03-2010, 10:21 PM
**** that. He should have never been in this from the beginning.

Gochiefs had the chance to void his spot for doping..

He did not and hoped he would go down in a 3way..

Valiant
07-03-2010, 10:24 PM
No, as soon as Wolverine and the Terminator are incinerated, Bond will be magically transported into the finale via the Magic Herolympic Transporter.

Geezus you come up with some lame answers to validate Wolverine going down..


Just disqualify him from the tournament, no one will be mad.. But there is no way Wolverine would lost to any of them..

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2010, 10:27 PM
Just disqualify him from the tournament, no one will be mad.. But there is no way Wolverine would lost to any of them..

The Terminator will blow his ass to smithereens. A heroic sacrifice to ensure the credibility of the Herolympics.

Valiant
07-03-2010, 10:29 PM
The Terminator will blow his ass to smithereens. A heroic sacrifice to ensure the credibility of the Herolympics.

Just redeem yourself if you do a supervillians or superheroes tourney..

RedNFeisty
07-03-2010, 10:34 PM
They do not have access to those darts.. Only stuff from their movies..

His adamantium is not a mutant ability..

FINE!!!


I forgot about the skeleton

:D

Psyko Tek
07-04-2010, 12:33 AM
How exactly does bond kill wolverine??


HE pulls a sentinal out of q branch?

Psyko Tek
07-04-2010, 12:34 AM
Alright, for those of you who did not listen to me last time. Wolverine is beatable; get those dart thingies that transform a mutant to human and cut his head off while he is transforming. It really isn't that difficult!

I vote Bond, because he would know this going into the fight.

there that's how bond does it

I like this chick

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-04-2010, 12:59 AM
T-1000 shows up and kills all three

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G5RrlRKCJxQ/Sxg4UltdpzI/AAAAAAAABp8/Nzf8u6u3ZQA/s400/t-1000.jpg

Son of Logical
07-04-2010, 01:35 AM
No, as soon as Wolverine and the Terminator are incinerated, Bond will be magically transported into the finale via the Magic Herolympic Transporter.

What part of unbreakable skeleton do you not understand. Nothing and I mean nothing can blow apart that skeleton. It is unbreakable, is the core even a nuclear blast? I don't believe it is, and even if it was Wolverine has survived one of those too, its in the comics. The skeleton does not break, and if it doesn't break he re-gens. He is literally unkillable. Once again Wolverine in any survival tournament, Wolverine wins. That is that. Its not about who you want to win, it is who we all know would win.

Count Alex's Losses
07-04-2010, 01:47 AM
This is not comic wolverine, it is movie wolverine.

If his internal organs are vaporized, they cannot regenerate.

ClevelandBronco
07-04-2010, 01:59 AM
I didn't see Terminator, but I know he was the subject of an unknown number of films. I did catch part of Casino Royale last night, and I wasn't impressed. The poker game scenes in particular were head-scratchingly bad. I've never even heard of the Wolverine, but maybe his anonymity is precisely what makes him überwhatever.

Red Brooklyn
07-04-2010, 10:18 AM
**** that. He should have never been in this from the beginning.

I've been a casual follower of this "competition" at best.... so forgive my ignorance. Why the contraversy surrounding Wolverine? Why do so many feel "he should have never been in this from the beginning?"

Guru
07-04-2010, 12:50 PM
I've been a casual follower of this "competition" at best.... so forgive my ignorance. Why the contraversy surrounding Wolverine? Why do so many feel "he should have never been in this from the beginning?"

Well, outside of a nuclear blast he just regenerates and can't be killed.

Valiant
07-04-2010, 02:03 PM
This is not comic wolverine, it is movie wolverine.

If his internal organs are vaporized, they cannot regenerate.

Well there is the movie wolverine vs. hulk.. Basically a standstill..


And Wolverine would cut the terminator into little pieces before he can blow himself up..

kysirsoze
07-04-2010, 02:41 PM
Who cares who would win in a real fight. Just get rid of Terminator and Wolverine here. Vote Bond.

This

I have abandoned the rules and am just voting for who I want to win so there.

Deberg_1990
07-04-2010, 03:18 PM
I've been a casual follower of this "competition" at best.... so forgive my ignorance. Why the contraversy surrounding Wolverine? Why do so many feel "he should have never been in this from the beginning?"

Some feel there should only be "real world" type of action hereos: Josey wales, John McClane, Martin Riggs, etc....

Some feel that magic/superpowers action heros should be included as well: Superman, Wolverrine, Blade, Gandolf, etc.....

Gonzo
07-04-2010, 04:44 PM
Well, outside of a nuclear blast he just regenerates and can't be killed.

If you ain't 1st, yer last.
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Count Alex's Losses
07-05-2010, 09:18 PM
Well, we have about a day for Bond to make up 12 votes. Probably not possible.

Crush
07-05-2010, 10:49 PM
Can we please just consolidate the votes for both Bond and Terminator as one selection, so Wolverine can be removed from the contest. Then Bond will be declared the winner over the Terminator due to the tie breakers. Then we can have Bond vs Batman and put this entire nightmare to rest.

Then we can finally enjoy Rainman's Military Uniform-lympics.

Guru
07-05-2010, 10:53 PM
Hell I'm tempted to start a poll with BAtman vs. McClaine and Bond vs. Bourne just to see what would happen.

Buck
07-05-2010, 11:14 PM
OMG whoever voted for anyone other than Wolverine is dumb. Wolverine would tear the other two to shreds. And I'm not talking about the Wolverine from the movies either. He is a badass in the comics. (Also he doesn't afraid of anything.)

Guru
07-05-2010, 11:24 PM
OMG whoever voted for anyone other than Wolverine is dumb. Wolverine would tear the other two to shreds. And I'm not talking about the Wolverine from the movies either. He is a badass in the comics. (Also he doesn't afraid of anything.)1. This isn't the Wolverine from the comics.
2. Wolverine shouldn't have been in the competition.
3. a lot of us just want him gone.
4. It's Hugh Jackman. Broadway singer, dancer extraordinaire.

Valiant
07-05-2010, 11:29 PM
1. This isn't the Wolverine from the comics.
2. Wolverine shouldn't have been in the competition.
3. a lot of us just want him gone.
4. It's Hugh Jackman. Broadway singer, dancer extraordinaire.

Hey Gochiefs had his chance to disqualify him round(s) ago.. He did not..

Doing anything to him this far in is stupid..

Guru
07-06-2010, 12:06 AM
Hey Gochiefs had his chance to disqualify him round(s) ago.. He did not..

Doing anything to him this far in is stupid..Hey. Don't "hey" me man!!!:D