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Ebolapox
07-07-2010, 02:14 PM
they are put there by a man
in a factory downtown
if I had my little way
I'd eat peaches every day.

That is all.

ArrowheadHawk
07-07-2010, 02:15 PM
PUSA FTW!

Deberg_1990
07-07-2010, 02:16 PM
Shes Lump

DMAC
07-07-2010, 02:16 PM
Fuck that...sqeeze my lemon

Fish
07-07-2010, 02:19 PM
A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigating grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chassis, sparkling in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rocking through the sand and burning up

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

tooge
07-07-2010, 02:21 PM
Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

jwazzie
07-07-2010, 02:21 PM
Don't forget the old Drew Carey Show opening of Cleveland Rocks! Which will not be true if LeBron goes somewhere else.

ArrowheadHawk
07-07-2010, 02:22 PM
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

loochy
07-07-2010, 02:22 PM
they are put there by a man
in a factory downtown
if I had my little way
I'd eat peaches every day.

That is all.

No STUPID! You are wrong. Peaches grow on trees you big dumb dumb.

Ebolapox
07-07-2010, 02:22 PM
LOOK OUT!

raybec 4
07-07-2010, 02:23 PM
Fuck you kitty you're goin outside

blaise
07-07-2010, 02:24 PM
This shit's bananas.

Ebolapox
07-07-2010, 02:25 PM
This shit's bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s?

tooge
07-07-2010, 02:27 PM
make a little hole for an ant to hide

Jawshco
07-07-2010, 02:29 PM
That's so weird... I was just singing this song, and my friend, who's never heard it, was looking at me like I was crazy.

It's a pretty obvious euphamism, but it's one I like. :^}

Deberg_1990
07-07-2010, 02:31 PM
heh..i know this wasnt POTUSOA...but i used to love this song:



Well give your ID card to the border guard
Now your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway

Jawshco
07-07-2010, 02:35 PM
Really love your Peaches, wanna shake your tree.

Jawshco
07-07-2010, 02:44 PM
I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
and dreamed about you, woman...
I poke my finger down inside making a little room for an ant to hide
nature's candy in my hand, or can, or a pie.

raybec 4
07-07-2010, 03:00 PM
heh..i know this wasnt POTUSOA...but i used to love this song:



Well give your ID card to the border guard
Now your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway

Cuase everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
we'll divvy up there

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2010, 03:06 PM
FUCK. Nobody has uploaded the Hank Hill version of this song to youtube. Unreal.

Pestilence
07-07-2010, 03:32 PM
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Ebolapox
07-07-2010, 04:05 PM
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ROFL

Demonpenz
07-07-2010, 04:47 PM
I have a couple of friends that don't listen to entire cd's or albums, just the good songs, but they listen to that damn presidents album

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Heh, that's good but not the one I was thinking of. Hank was playing the guitar in an episode and someone asked him if he knew something, and he broke Peaches out instead. It was fucking hilarious.

rad
07-07-2010, 06:56 PM
Little salamander
Where did you go?
Edge of the yard
I found you, you know
All brown and hard

I can't get your body out of my mind
Can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
Can't get your body....

Over-Head
07-07-2010, 07:55 PM
I like pie

Crush
07-07-2010, 08:01 PM
This thread just reminded me that I have delicious watermelon in the fridge. Reppity rep rep.

Ebolapox
07-08-2010, 10:44 PM
SHE'S LUMP
SHE'S LUMP
SHE'S LUMP
she's in my head.

Simply Red
07-08-2010, 11:47 PM
this is the best nonsense thread I've seen in a while, well done.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 09:29 AM
this is the best nonsense thread I've seen in a while, well done.

your avatar is strangely appropriate considering your internet persona.