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mesmith31
07-08-2010, 08:12 AM
My son asked us this questions last night. Any good answers?

loochy
07-08-2010, 08:15 AM
Answer:

Well dear, God made the Chiefs to make money for Mr. Hunt.

Dave Lane
07-08-2010, 08:16 AM
There is no god he's just a fairy tale made up to keep us in fear of doing anything wrong. Having proven that I'm afraid we are going to have to lay the blame at Clark Hunts feet with a side of Herman Edwards

DMAC
07-08-2010, 08:18 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.

Old Dog
07-08-2010, 08:20 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.

Sooo wrong..........but funny

Mr. Plow
07-08-2010, 08:21 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.


Winner! :clap:

mesmith31
07-08-2010, 08:21 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.

Buhahahaha!

big nasty kcnut
07-08-2010, 08:23 AM
Cause god needed something good to balance out the evil that is the cowboys.

Otter
07-08-2010, 08:24 AM
Well honey, sometime in a past life all Chiefs fans did something very, very wrong. Maybe one of us was Hitler, maybe Hitler's dog, maybe driving home one night and hit a homeless man and never reported it to the police, voted for Jimmy Carter. Who knows!

This is called "purgatory" and we're now paying for our past sins. Go Chiefs!!!

3rd&48ers
07-08-2010, 08:39 AM
He made them so the Raiders could be the worst team in the NFL and still be able to beat somebody.

DJ's left nut
07-08-2010, 08:47 AM
Because you masterbate.

talastan
07-08-2010, 08:47 AM
Anyone else waiting for FAX's reply to this? :hmmm:

sedated
07-08-2010, 08:54 AM
Lamar Hunt was great, but he wasn't a god.

mlyonsd
07-08-2010, 09:26 AM
Well honey, sometime in a past life all Chiefs fans did something very, very wrong. Maybe one of us was Hitler, maybe Hitler's dog, maybe driving home one night and hit a homeless man and never reported it to the police, voted for Jimmy Carter. Who knows!

This is called "purgatory" and we're now paying for our past sins. Go Chiefs!!!

Those of us that were alive and witnessed SB IV are free and clear. It's got to be one of you younger pups.

charlyfreak
07-08-2010, 09:28 AM
My son asked us this questions last night. Any good answers?

there is no god

tooge
07-08-2010, 09:29 AM
to give daddy a reason other than you to drink

Mr. Laz
07-08-2010, 09:31 AM
Why did God make the Chiefs?

My son asked us this questions last night. Any good answers?

"God didn't make the Chiefs son, Satan did ... to torture us all and test us for Heaven /Dad"

Ugly Duck
07-08-2010, 09:34 AM
"God didn't make the Chiefs son, Satan did ... to torture us all and test us for Heaven /Dad"

This

boogblaster
07-08-2010, 09:34 AM
He didn't ... It's all a mirage ....

DMAC
07-08-2010, 09:36 AM
I dont know, but he made your mother too, so what does that tell ya.

Lonewolf Ed
07-08-2010, 09:37 AM
We live in a broken world, son. Good things can happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people, especially Chiefs fans.

luv
07-08-2010, 09:39 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.

to give daddy a reason other than you to drink

I dont know, but he made your mother too, so what does that tell ya.

LMAO

Sofa King
07-08-2010, 09:41 AM
I dont know, but he made your mother too, so what does that tell ya.

hahaha

dj56dt58
07-08-2010, 09:41 AM
Those of us that were alive and witnessed SB IV are free and clear. It's got to be one of you younger pups.

hmm...I'm also a Cubs fan, and a Bulls fan. The Bulls dynasty ended right after I started watching them a lot..now we're getting played by Wade Lebron and Bosh..Cubs haven't won shit in forever..but I was just born in the 80s so I can't be responsible for all of that

gblowfish
07-08-2010, 09:48 AM
For the same reason he made you, son. To bring misery to my life until the day I die.

Thread over.

Mojo Jojo
07-08-2010, 09:51 AM
God had the Jews wander the desert for 40 years, and now he has the Chiefs to wander through the NFL for 41.

kcfanXIII
07-08-2010, 09:55 AM
He made them so the Raiders could be the worst team in the NFL and still be able to beat somebody.

wow, kiper was right on the money with that quote in your signature...

Radar Chief
07-08-2010, 10:02 AM
We Chiefs fans have a saying. “God created the Chiefs to train the faithful.” One cannot go against the word of God. /Paul Atreides

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-08-2010, 10:09 AM
So that we may draftubate freely and without prejudice.

orange
07-08-2010, 12:10 PM
In mythology, Tantalus became one of the inhabitants of Tartarus, the deepest portion of the Underworld, reserved for the punishment of evildoers; there Odysseus saw him. The association of Tantalus with the underworld is underscored by the names of his mother Plouto ("riches", as in gold and other mineral wealth), and grandmother, Chthonia ("earth").

Tantalus was initially known for having been welcomed to Zeus' table in Olympus, like Ixion. There he is said to have misbehaved and stolen ambrosia and nectar to bring it back to his people, and revealed the secrets of the gods.

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Tantalus's punishment for his act, now a proverbial term for temptation without satisfaction (the source of the English word "tantalise" - US "tantalize"), was to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. Whenever he reached for the fruit, the branches raised his intended meal from his grasp. Whenever he bent down to get a drink, the water receded before he could get any. Over his head towers a threatening stone, like that of Sisyphus.

blaise
07-08-2010, 12:24 PM
I'm surprised no one made a "Why did God make GoChiefs" parody thread.

ChiTown
07-08-2010, 01:15 PM
The same reason he made your mother. So I could get fucked once, and be fucked the rest of my life........

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-08-2010, 01:43 PM
I'm surprised no one made a "Why did God make GoChiefs" parody thread.

Because it would spoil the surprise of the Christmas gift we're all chipping in to buy him this year:



:D That thing kicks ass.LMAO

3rd&48ers
07-09-2010, 05:10 AM
wow, kiper was right on the money with that quote in your signature...

damn right, kiper is the sht man :spock: