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DMAC
07-08-2010, 02:11 PM
These are 2 sausage patties with sauteed (in leftover morning bacon grease) jalapenos and mushrooms and cheddar in the middle. I sauteed that shit and then smooshed that and the cheddar between the 2 patties and grilled.

I put it on a bun and dipped each bite in homemade ranch.

After I was done I felt a strange euphoria followed by a "come down". The sausage made me high dude...

I thought about putting this in the cookbook thread...but its just too fuckin awesome.

DMAC
07-08-2010, 02:12 PM
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bevischief
07-08-2010, 03:44 PM
Sounds good.


Glad I am not old enough to worry about a heart attack after eating it.:D

ChiTown
07-08-2010, 03:46 PM
Do you know how fucking hungry I am right now? Gawdamn you and this fucking diet!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-08-2010, 03:48 PM
I'll take 40.

Vette on Route 66
07-08-2010, 03:54 PM
Sounds good.


Glad I am not old enough to worry about a heart attack after eating it.:D

Why does there always have to be one a-hole who ruins the desire to eat one by reminding us of the heart risk?

Chief Roundup
07-08-2010, 04:02 PM
made me think of the smoking and insurance thread.

kstater
07-08-2010, 04:08 PM
Why does there always have to be one a-hole who ruins the desire to eat one by reminding us of the heart risk?:spock:

gblowfish
07-08-2010, 04:17 PM
Who's Lucy?

ClevelandBronco
07-08-2010, 04:19 PM
Why does there always have to be one a-hole who ruins the desire to eat one by reminding us of the heart risk?

Fuck it. I'm not just going to let my heart slowly wear out and beat down to its pitiful end just because it got too old to keep plodding along. I'm going kill the damned thing in the process of enjoying this life.

Serve me up one with extra onions, please.

Count Zarth
07-08-2010, 04:23 PM
You know what's great mixed into burgers?

http://www.mccormick.com.au/image_processor/crop/PI_familySlasHbush%20spices.jpg/100/287

Mr. Flopnuts
07-08-2010, 04:26 PM
Everyone loves Bush!

Fish
07-08-2010, 04:30 PM
Do I give you my address, or how does this work?

ClevelandBronco
07-08-2010, 04:33 PM
You know what's great mixed into burgers?

Your brain?

Ralphy Boy
07-08-2010, 04:33 PM
These are 2 sausage patties with sauteed (in leftover morning bacon grease) jalapenos and mushrooms and cheddar in the middle. I sauteed that shit and then smooshed that and the cheddar between the 2 patties and grilled.

I put it on a bun and dipped each bite in homemade ranch.



Sounds like Hardees next new burger.

ClevelandBronco
07-08-2010, 04:38 PM
Sounds like Hardees next new burger.

They could never pull off homemade ranch. The difference is truly remarkable.

Vette on Route 66
07-08-2010, 05:16 PM
Sounds like Hardees next new burger.

I always wanted Hardee's to make a chicken fried steak sandwich smothered in sausage gravy and cheese with bacon stacked on top of it.

ClevelandBronco
07-08-2010, 05:19 PM
I always wanted Hardee's to make a chicken fried steak sandwich smothered in sausage gravy and cheese with bacon stacked on top of it.

That wouldn't work either. They'd deep fry the damned thing instead of pan frying it.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-08-2010, 05:30 PM
These are 2 sausage patties with sauteed (in leftover morning bacon grease)

ROFL Fuckin' a! :clap:

How can a man NOT love this burger?

RedNFeisty
07-08-2010, 05:47 PM
Sounds like a heart attack in the making. I will pass, but knock yourself out!

OnTheWarpath58
07-08-2010, 09:00 PM
Call the 5-8 Club up in Minneapolis and tell them of your modification.

Maybe they'll start selling them and name it after you.

Hog Farmer
07-08-2010, 09:03 PM
I'm tellin ya. That thang is danger!

cabletech94
07-08-2010, 09:06 PM
sounds cool and all, until i hear the whole "homemade ranch".

danger will robinson, danger.

i may have to try make one of those sombitches!!

Vette on Route 66
07-08-2010, 09:58 PM
Sounds like a heart attack in the making. I will pass, but knock yourself out!

You're a bloody red vag.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-08-2010, 10:15 PM
You're a bloody red vag.
Hmmm...only 8 posts in, 4 of them are about baseball, and 2 of them are you being an asswipe. I'd put the early odds of you being another MarlboroChief dupe at 2/1.

luv
07-08-2010, 10:17 PM
Hmmm...only 8 posts in, 4 of them are about baseball, and 2 of them are you being an asswipe. I'd put the early odds of you being another MarlboroChief dupe at 2/1.

Can't be LetsSignRussell. His latest dupe hasn't been banned yet, that I'm aware of, and he never gets this nasty.

listopencil
07-09-2010, 01:11 AM
These are 2 sausage patties with sauteed (in leftover morning bacon grease) jalapenos and mushrooms and cheddar in the middle. I sauteed that shit and then smooshed that and the cheddar between the 2 patties and grilled.



Oh fuck. I must try this.

DMAC
07-13-2010, 01:40 PM
Just a fair warning...I made this over 7 days ago and I believe it is still with me.

It is a part of me now. I think 3/4 of it is just lodged somewhere and kicking other foods ass.

Will I eat one again? Mother fuck yes.

listopencil
07-13-2010, 03:31 PM
Just a fair warning...I made this over 7 days ago and I believe it is still with me.

It is a part of me now. I think 3/4 of it is just lodged somewhere and kicking other foods ass.

Will I eat one again? Mother **** yes.

Awesome. You should swallow a (small) live songbird and see if the sandwich kills it or forces it to create an epic poem in the sandwich's name. If the latter, can you post the epic poem?