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Detoxing
07-09-2010, 09:42 AM
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Donger
07-09-2010, 09:46 AM
"I can feel it in my chest!"

LMAO

El Jefe
07-09-2010, 09:46 AM
HAHAHA aim and point at mouth when finished.

kepp
07-09-2010, 09:51 AM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/saturday-night-live-shake-weight-dvd#s-p1-sr-i3

Huffman83
07-09-2010, 10:39 AM
A couple of months back when going in for my shift, a coworker of mine who is a cute girl comes up to me and my supervisor and says "Hey guys check it out!!! I got a shake weight."

Then she starts making the motion w/ both hands.

My supervisor and I just sat there, blinked for a bit...then slowly backed away.

Raiderhader
07-09-2010, 10:45 AM
A couple of months back when going in for my shift, a coworker of mine who is a cute girl comes up to me and my supervisor and says "Hey guys check it out!!! I got a shake weight."

Then she starts making the motion w/ both hands.

My supervisor and I just sat there, blinked for a bit...then slowly backed away.

Yeah, best not to say anything at work. That's just a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-09-2010, 10:46 AM
A couple of months back when going in for my shift, a coworker of mine who is a cute girl comes up to me and my supervisor and says "Hey guys check it out!!! I got a shake weight."

Then she starts making the motion w/ both hands.

My supervisor and I just sat there, blinked for a bit...then slowly backed away.

LMAO I would have pissed myself laughing.

blaise
07-09-2010, 10:52 AM
For her birthday she wants a shake weight and a facial.

lbk
07-09-2010, 10:53 AM
you guys need to learn how to respect women. No wonder you are all living alone and spanking it to young/old lesbian porn

Sofa King
07-09-2010, 10:54 AM
you guys need to learn how to respect women. No wonder you are all living alone and spanking it to young/old lesbian porn

:hmmm:

Goldmember
07-09-2010, 10:55 AM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/saturday-night-live-shake-weight-dvd#s-p1-sr-i3

LMAO:clap:

Donger
07-09-2010, 10:56 AM
you guys need to learn how to respect women. No wonder you are all living alone and spanking it to young/old lesbian porn

I, for one, have tremendous respect for women, especially when they play with my genitals.

lbk
07-09-2010, 10:56 AM
:hmmm:



douche canoe

Sofa King
07-09-2010, 10:57 AM
I, for one, have tremendous respect for women, especially when they play with my genitals.

the only other post for that guy is an " i would" response to whether or not he would bang some dude looking chick...

i found that hipocritical to his recent post...

Donger
07-09-2010, 10:59 AM
the only other post for that guy is an " i would" response to whether or not he would bang some dude looking chick...

i found that hipocritical to his recent post...

It's probably a homosexual female, and an ugly one. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

BigMeatballDave
07-09-2010, 12:25 PM
It's probably a homosexual female, and an ugly one. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Wouldnt it have been easier to type lesbian? Just sayin...:)

kstater
07-09-2010, 12:29 PM
Wouldnt it have been easier to type lesbian? Just sayin...:)

Not necessarily. Say he has problems typing and it's common for him to have typos. If he uses firefox, having a typo with lesbian could be corrected to thespian, thus making his point kind of irrelevant. So homosexual might have been easier on him.

Hog Farmer
07-09-2010, 02:06 PM
you guys need to learn how to respect women. No wonder you are all living alone and spanking it to young/old lesbian porn


We do respect women. Now shut up ! n00b!

Jilly
07-09-2010, 02:12 PM
I posted this vid a while back. They make one for men now too.

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Sweet Daddy Hate
07-09-2010, 02:15 PM
Pass.

Donger
07-09-2010, 02:57 PM
I posted this vid a while back. They make one for men now too.

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That's redundant. I've already got one and it was free.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-09-2010, 03:03 PM
That's redundant. I've already got one and it was free.

LMAO

DaFace
10-02-2011, 10:28 AM
Move over Shake Weight...

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ForeverChiefs58
10-02-2011, 10:53 AM
I was thinking about getting my wife this as a present, then I decided instead to just put my dick in a box

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