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Goldmember
07-09-2010, 05:52 PM
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/for-nichola-paginton-coming-then-going-one-womans-death-by-pornography/19547942

Check out the last sentence

(July 9) -- An inquest has determined there was no foul play in the death of a 30-year-old British woman last October. The cause of death was apparently related to her sexual excitement while watching porn.


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After finding the semi-naked body of Nichola Paginton with a sex toy and porn, authorities believe the 30-year-old nanny died from a heart attack triggered by sexual arousal.

The nanny was found in her bed by her employer after she did not turn up for work and police were called to investigate. Police found the semi-naked body of Nicola Paginton from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, in bed. She was without pants and had a pornographic movie on her laptop. A sex toy was found under the covers near her body.

A subsequent pathologist's report determined that she likely suffered a heart attack as a result of sexual arousal. Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore had determined that her sexual "activity before death" likely led to a fatal attack of heart arrhythmia and ruled that the death was from natural causes.

The woman's doctor revealed that Paginton was generally healthy but had suffered a fainting spell the year before, and a pathologist from Cardiff University noted an episode like fainting may reveal an underlying heart problem.

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

Mr. Laz
07-09-2010, 05:54 PM
not a bad way to go, i guess.

as long as the heart attack was big enough to be quick

stevieray
07-09-2010, 05:55 PM
coming and going at the same time

Bane
07-09-2010, 05:55 PM
Deathgasam.....ROFL

teedubya
07-09-2010, 05:56 PM
Damn... if her ticker was that bad... be glad that it happened during porn and not by fucking. The dude who would have been fucking her would be scarred for life now.

I fuck bitches to death!!

boogblaster
07-09-2010, 06:00 PM
I used to make 'em faint .. but never had one croak ....

Phobia
07-09-2010, 06:24 PM
That's the way I want to go, except without the toy and alone in bed part.

kysirsoze
07-09-2010, 06:24 PM
Damn... if her ticker was that bad... be glad that it happened during porn and not by ****ing. The dude who would have been ****ing her would be scarred for life now.

I **** bitches to death!!

He'd either be scarred or have swagger through the roof. FEAR ME!

Tribal Warfare
07-09-2010, 06:29 PM
That's a great way to sell a movie "So hot you'll die"

Fairplay
07-09-2010, 06:38 PM
Spanning the globe, to bring you a constant variety of sports.......

Fish
07-09-2010, 06:45 PM
It would be nice to know the name... Then you could refer it to your friends and be like "Dude... a chick DIED while masturbating to this movie..."

gblowfish
07-09-2010, 06:54 PM
British Chicks are pretty twisted.

bevischief
07-09-2010, 06:57 PM
Was it on the web or a DVD, that is the question?

Tribal Warfare
07-09-2010, 07:04 PM
It would be nice to know the name... Then you could refer it to your friends and be like "Dude... a chick DIED while masturbating to this movie..."

precisely

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-09-2010, 07:16 PM
On the next Nanny 911...

Ugly Duck
07-09-2010, 07:17 PM
she likely suffered a heart attack as a result of sexual arousal

I hate it when that happens!

big nasty kcnut
07-09-2010, 07:26 PM
She must of been thinking about me before she died i can do that to women.

Rain Man
07-09-2010, 07:32 PM
She was either using her vibrator improperly or she figured out a way to use it that was the best ever.

RJ
07-09-2010, 08:25 PM
She was either using her vibrator improperly or she figured out a way to use it that was the best ever.


It probably wasn't improper usage. Women are usually good about reading the instructions on stuff.

Do vibrators come with an owner's manual?

bevischief
07-09-2010, 08:30 PM
It probably wasn't improper usage. Women are usually good about reading the instructions on stuff.

Do vibrators come with an owner's manual?

Are we sure the instructions were not for a taster?

Nzoner
07-09-2010, 08:34 PM
That's the way I want to go, except without the toy and alone in bed part.

Gives new meaning to the movie title Die Hard

RJ
07-09-2010, 08:41 PM
Are we sure the instructions were not for a taster?


I think you meant toaster and made a really funny typo. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

milkman
07-09-2010, 08:46 PM
I'd hit it.


Uh...I would have a few months ago, anyway.

CrazyHorse
07-09-2010, 08:55 PM
How is having a heart attack and dieing from a rubber penis considered natural causes?

Rain Man
07-09-2010, 08:56 PM
Based on the little that I know about her, I think I would've really liked her.

RJ
07-09-2010, 09:16 PM
Based on the little that I know about her, I think I would've really liked her.


She would have made a really great Planeteer.

notorious
07-09-2010, 09:18 PM
I used to make 'em faint .. but never had one croak ....


The monkey made the "Froglight" croak.........

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 09:38 PM
it really is a shame she had to resort to porn. any woman worth her salt (and she clearly was, she was hot) can have ANY man they want--at any time they want.

BucEyedPea
07-09-2010, 09:50 PM
That's a great way to sell a movie "So hot you'll die"

Latest in snuff films.

mikey23545
07-09-2010, 10:06 PM
I can't wait to hear this eulogy...

milkman
07-09-2010, 10:15 PM
I can't wait to hear this eulogy...

She died with her booty on.

LaChapelle
07-09-2010, 10:16 PM
She had all the makings of Mrs Tiger Woods #2

Halfcan
07-09-2010, 10:44 PM
That's the way I want to go, except without the toy and alone in bed part.

LMAO

Buck
07-09-2010, 10:48 PM
Thread is worthless without pics.

Frazod
07-09-2010, 10:51 PM
She used to be wild in the sack, but now she just lies there.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 10:58 PM
ROFL @ frazee. good one.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:23 AM
She would have made a really great Planeteer.


Yes. Yes, she would. It's a tragic loss of something that could have been.

Phobia
07-10-2010, 01:13 AM
She would have made a really great Planeteer.

I doubt it. She would have probably shared every aspect of her boring life except for the fun stuff. Can you imagine how much she would have whined about the spoiled brats?

googlegoogle
07-10-2010, 04:22 AM
i get no thrill making fun of people who died.

She was pretty.

RJ
07-10-2010, 10:26 AM
I doubt it. She would have probably shared every aspect of her boring life except for the fun stuff. Can you imagine how much she would have whined about the spoiled brats?


I disagree. I think she'd have been a valued member, particularly in the media center forum. She obviously enjoyed films, computers and electronic gadgets.

Sully
07-10-2010, 10:46 AM
Diebrator

killdo

Fat Elvis
07-10-2010, 11:14 AM
I doubt it. She would have probably shared every aspect of her boring life except for the fun stuff. Can you imagine how much she would have whined about the spoiled brats?

That snot-nosed kid wanted orange juice....

niblet
07-10-2010, 11:34 AM
i get no thrill making fun of people who died.

She was pretty.

Intentional?

Johnny Vegas
07-10-2010, 01:52 PM
gives the true meaning of "laid to rest."

Rausch
07-10-2010, 01:59 PM
Odd.

Every time you hear of some fucked ups perverse/seggual/WTFEH story it's almost always the Britts.

Yet year in and year out the Japs and Krauts make the most disgusting and deviant pr0nX1 (teh porns with an exponent on the nasty...)

Goldmember
07-10-2010, 04:49 PM
That's the way I want to go, except without the toy and alone in bed part.

Yeah but lots better than dying on the crapper trying to push a stubborn one out.

JoeyChuckles
07-10-2010, 06:58 PM
The title of this thread had me in a panic. I thought that Fran Drescher had died.

Don't do that too me.

beach tribe
07-11-2010, 04:29 AM
I gotta get that video.