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luv
07-09-2010, 10:58 PM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?

Examples: Types of clothes, styles of clothes, shoes, make-up, hair up/down, jewelry.....

Picture a girl you think is hot. Now, picture her in clothes. What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 10:59 PM
I dont care about that...

tight jeans, tight shirts, that show off their ass and boobs

only if they're good looking

go bowe
07-09-2010, 11:02 PM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?

Examples: Types of clothes, styles of clothes, shoes, make-up, hair up/down, jewelry.....

Picture a girl you think is hot. Now, picture her in clothes. What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?this is too hard...

girls wear make-up?

who knew?


i'm looking at the physical attributes myself and don't really notice the clothes and such...

Count Alex's Losses
07-09-2010, 11:02 PM
Little black dress, pearls or choker, stilletos, hair in curls, bright red lipstick........

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:04 PM
hmmmmm.... when she wears my shirt (bonus points for button-up shirt with several buttons unbuttoned up top) and socks. garter belts. thigh highs. saddle shoes with stockings. pigtails. a lack of makeup. makeup done the correct way (not caked on).

hell, I'll let THIS speak for me. pretty much THIS.

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DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:06 PM
What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?

LMAO.

Good luck. You realize that guys post on this board, right? Or at least some people who pretend to be men post on this board.

Baconeater
07-09-2010, 11:07 PM
The right perfume, of course.

http://i26.tinypic.com/nxup2s.jpg

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:08 PM
The right perfume, of course.

http://i26.tinypic.com/nxup2s.jpg

ROFL

thread over.

Halfcan
07-09-2010, 11:08 PM
[hell, I'll let THIS speak for me. pretty much THIS.

:LOL: yep that pretty much sums it up

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:09 PM
LMAO.

Good luck. You realize that guys post on this board, right? Or at least some people who pretend to be men post on this board.

Seriously....if you're a dude and you focus on her makeup or clothes you need to re-evaluate. You just care how hot they look in em, and how quick you can take them off

milkman
07-09-2010, 11:10 PM
Doesn't really matter much what she's wearing.

Only matters that it comes off.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:10 PM
Seriously....if you're a dude and you focus on her makeup or clothes you need to re-evaluate. You just care how hot they look in em, and how quick you can take them off

Close it.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:10 PM
Doesn't really matter much what she's wearing.

Only matters that it comes off.

fuckin' A

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:11 PM
Close it.

wait, don't we want them opened? (teh legz)

ABC:

ALWAYS
BE
CLOSING (unless it comes to the legs)

luv
07-09-2010, 11:12 PM
LMAO.

Good luck. You realize that guys post on this board, right? Or at least some people who pretend to be men post on this board.

Seriously....if you're a dude and you focus on her makeup or clothes you need to re-evaluate. You just care how hot they look in em, and how quick you can take them off

Okay, you meet twins (no, you're not having a threesome), what would physically attract you to one over the other? Even guys have clothes they like to see their women wear. Your SO's don't have outfits that they look amazing in?

Count Alex's Losses
07-09-2010, 11:12 PM
This dress outfit on Lauren Holly = MAJOR BONER

http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/d59ba60b2b3f8073_landing

Halfcan
07-09-2010, 11:15 PM
Okay, you meet twins (no, you're not having a threesome), what would physically attract you to one over the other? Even guys have clothes they like to see they're women wear. Your SO's don't have outfits that they look amazing in?

Clothes would not matter-here is what would make me pic

Which one has a better sense of humor.
Which one actually listens to what I say and responds.
Which one likes me more.

Simply Red
07-09-2010, 11:15 PM
bold eye-shadow.

pr_capone
07-09-2010, 11:15 PM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?

Examples: Types of clothes, styles of clothes, shoes, make-up, hair up/down, jewelry.....

Picture a girl you think is hot. Now, picture her in clothes. What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?

Too much make up or over done jewelry just screams high maintenance which makes me run the other way.

Don't wear pants that ride up and show off your camel toe. Panties that do this are acceptable though.

Wear clothes that fit. In other words, don't wear the jeans or the shirt that you bought in anticipation of weight loss.

Don't wear shirts with slogans unless you are prepared for guys to stare at your tits.

Simply Red
07-09-2010, 11:16 PM
Doesn't really matter much what she's wearing.

Only matters that it comes off.

:LOL:

luv
07-09-2010, 11:16 PM
Clothes would not matter-here is what would make me pic

Which one has a better sense of humor.
Which one actually listens to what I say and responds.
Which one likes me more.

Yes, I realize there's more to attraction. I didn't think it would be hard for men to think about just one thing.

milkman
07-09-2010, 11:17 PM
Yes, I realize there's more to attraction. I didn't think it would be hard for men to think about just one thing.

We do think about one thing.

Getting in her pants.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:18 PM
Okay, you meet twins (no, you're not having a threesome), what would physically attract you to one over the other? Even guys have clothes they like to see their women wear. Your SO's don't have outfits that they look amazing in?

Attractive women can make potato sacks look hot. On the other end of a spectrum...you can't polish a turd.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:18 PM
Yes, I realize there's more to attraction. I didn't think it would be hard for men to think about just one thing.

Close It/DeezNutz

pr_capone
07-09-2010, 11:19 PM
you can't polish a turd.

Can too

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Lonewolf Ed
07-09-2010, 11:19 PM
Well, the clothes may be nice and all, but if she takes them off and looks like shit, then it wouldn't matter what she wore after that, because I'd know it's all just a liiiiiiiiiiiiie!

luv
07-09-2010, 11:20 PM
Attractive women can make potato sacks look hot. On the other end of a spectrum...you can't polish a turd.

I do realize that you do actually get what I'm trying to say, and you're choosing to be difficult. You win. You're right. Point taken.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:24 PM
I do realize that you do actually get what I'm trying to say, and you're choosing to be difficult. You win. You're right. Point taken.

Ok, ok.

I don't have anything particular in mind. In general, I think guys appreciate when women make an effort to do it up right. We might not pay attention to the details, but we know when a woman tries her best and when she looks like a fucking slob.

Minimalist on the makeup. Effort and dress appropriate for the occasion. Wear perfume.

Details? No dude cares.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:28 PM
Ok, ok.

I don't have anything particular in mind. In general, I think guys appreciate when women make an effort to do it up right. We might not pay attention to the details, but we know when a woman tries her best and when she looks like a ****ing slob.

Minimalist on the makeup. Effort and dress appropriate for the occasion. Wear perfume.

Details? No dude cares.

Close it!/SureNutz

Lonewolf Ed
07-09-2010, 11:30 PM
Ok, ok.

I don't have anything particular in mind. In general, I think guys appreciate when women make an effort to do it up right. We might not pay attention to the details, but we know when a woman tries her best and when she looks like a ****ing slob.

Minimalist on the makeup. Effort and dress appropriate for the occasion. Wear perfume.

Details? No dude cares.

Exactly. Is it the dress or outfit itself? No, it's how SHE makes it look. Case in point: the Lauren Holly pic. If it was a pic of the dress and no Lauren, what man would really care?

RippedmyFlesh
07-09-2010, 11:32 PM
Yes, I realize there's more to attraction. I didn't think it would be hard for men to think about just one thing.
We just don't care .
Clothes or hair will not change a no to a yes nor a yes to a no.

luv
07-09-2010, 11:35 PM
Exactly. Is it the dress or outfit itself? No, it's how SHE makes it look. Case in point: the Lauren Holly pic. If it was a pic of the dress and no Lauren, what man would really care?

Okay, so maybe "turn ons" is causing the mental road block here. Yes, she makes the dress. Is there something you think she'd look better in? Do you tend to like little black dresses on women in general over other clothing? Would she look even hotter if she had her hair up?

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:36 PM
Okay, so maybe "turn ons" is causing the mental road block here. Yes, she makes the dress. Is there something you think she'd look better in? Do you tend to like little black dresses on women in general over other clothing? Would she look even hotter if she had her hair up?

Some women are sexy and some are not, that is a BIG factor, no amount of fucking clothes or makeup will change it if you dont have sex appeal.

Buehler445
07-09-2010, 11:37 PM
Attractive women can make potato sacks look hot. On the other end of a spectrum...you can't polish a turd.

This.

However, if a girl is going to enhance her hotness, she can show cleavage, smell nice (which women do anyway. God I love women), have good posture, wear shoes that accentuate the lines on their legs.

luv
07-09-2010, 11:37 PM
I'm thinking I'm failing to make myself clear. A few people get it. Thanks to those. Just bored, and so I thought I'd probe your brain. Moving on.

The Pedestrian
07-09-2010, 11:38 PM
Can too

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This.

And, perspective is EVERYTHING. Just like the pic of the butter-face who looks like a goddess having an orgasm in her profile pic and the full-body next to her shows that her face is actually really stretched out...
BTW, I can't seem to find that pic, and believe it's buried somewhere in the Epic Fail Thread...first person to post that picture in this thread gets 100,000 in CP Casino Cash

teedubya
07-09-2010, 11:39 PM
Personally, I love a hot woman with sexy legs in a hot pair of heels and tight little dress.

Nothing sexier.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/bamccullough/eva_mendes_dot_com185.jpg

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:39 PM
Some women are sexy and some are not, that is a BIG factor, no amount of fucking clothes or makeup will change it if you dont have sex appeal.

fucking clothes? hmmmm. this is an area of clothing design that we haven't explored. clothes that fuck. hmmmmm......


A GOLD MINE; A MINE FULL OF GOLD.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:40 PM
I'm thinking I'm failing to make myself clear. A few people get it. Thanks to those. Just bored, and so I thought I'd probe your brain. Moving on.

Wall...hit...at post 35.

Later than I would have expected. My guess: you'd find the responses on CosmoPlanet to be more productive.

Guru
07-09-2010, 11:41 PM
Does this have anything to do with your wanting to "get morning wood" comment?

Chocolate Hog
07-09-2010, 11:41 PM
Tramp stamps

luv
07-09-2010, 11:42 PM
Wall...hit...at post 35.

Later than I would have expected. My guess: you'd find the responses on CosmoPlanet to be more productive.

Yes, because I'm so interested in finding out what women think other women look sexy in.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:42 PM
I'm thinking I'm failing to make myself clear. A few people get it. Thanks to those. Just bored, and so I thought I'd probe your brain. Moving on.

Thank You, you finally got it!

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:43 PM
Yes, because I'm so interested in finding out what women think other women look sexy in.

If you're going to get snooty, don't end with a preposition. Bad form. Not attractive.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:43 PM
a nice rack is a turn on for me. a shaved pussy is a turn on for me. a nice ass is a turn on for me.

Rain Man
07-09-2010, 11:43 PM
Setting aside obvious sexy things like cleavage-showing outfits, lingerie, a healthy curiosity about other women, etc....


Suspenders. Suspenders are the sexiest non-sexy thing a woman can wear. Rowwwwwwr (making clawing actions with my hand).

Vests. I love a woman in a vest.

Jeans tucked into calf-fitting boots (not those clunky Uggs). Or long skirts with calf-fitting boots. Honestly, pretty much anything with calf-fitting boots.

Hair that is roughly jaw-length, and which curls around to expose the ears. Or even better, only one ear. It's even more sexy when she occasionally reaches up to tuck an unruly lock back behind her ear.

An upper lip that naturally curls into a small smile even she's not smiling.

Eyebrows that arch upward into a look that partway between worry and sympathy.

No lipstick, or at the least, not red lipstick. (Red lipstick is too overt.)

The best makeup is the kind where you aren't quite sure it's makeup and think that maybe she has fantastic skin. It shouldn't be obvious that it's makeup.

A voice that's a bit higher-pitched than one would expect, but not shrill.

A tight-fitting lacy top that goes up to the neck, like 19th-century schoolteachers wore. The lace and tight fit imply sexiness, but the high neck implies that you'll have to work for it.

Those little white Keds. They make any woman's feet sexy. Don't know why, but they do. It's like she's a secret ballerina or something.

Red horn-rimmed glasses. But that may just be a byproduct of always seeing Sabrina wearing those with matching red shoes in college. That was one sexy engineer, my friends, one sexy engineer.



Things that don't work.

Putting one's hair up in a bun, particularly if it's directly on top of one's head. Pretty much the fastest way to uglify yourself if you're a woman. No man likes a bun on top of a woman's head, and I don't think most men like a bun in back.

Blue eye shadow. Or green.

Those bangs that stick up in front. What's the deal with those?

Underwear showing. I don't like to see bra straps. I don't like to see underwear sticking out the back. Underwear as translated from Latin means "Worn under other stuff", hence the word "underwear".

RippedmyFlesh
07-09-2010, 11:44 PM
ankle bracelets if your a leg man.........

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:44 PM
a nice rack is a turn on for me. a shaved pussy is a turn on for me. a nice ass is a turn on for me.

Would you prefer that rack with her hair up or down?

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:44 PM
long, shaved legs are a turn on for me. long hair can be a turn on. short, pixy hair can be a turn on. nipples are a turn on. areolas are a turn on.

teedubya
07-09-2010, 11:44 PM
Guys just want chicks that look hot. If you want a good looking guy... go to the gym repeatedly until you look good in a bikini... then you can have most any guy. Cuz guys just wanna fuck.

My wife was watching the Ugly Truth last night... and that line like that was in there.

We mostly don't care about personality.

teedubya
07-09-2010, 11:45 PM
vaginas turn me on.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:46 PM
Would you prefer that rack with her hair up or down?

I could give a fuck less.

JD10367
07-09-2010, 11:46 PM
I think it's pretty much common sense.

Most women look better with a little makeup than with none.

Most women look a little better with their hair done nicely than not.

Most women look a little better in a nice tight dress than in jeans and a shirt (although the proper body can rock a pair of jeans).

Most women look even better in said dress if it's thigh-high and bare-shouldered and revealing some cleavage.

Really, though, I don't think most guys give a crap about the trimmings. Which IS something you should be taking away from this discussion. I can't speak for other guys but, for me, if I find a woman attractive, I find her attractive. The first thing I look at on a woman is her face. If that passes the approval test, I let my eyes drift down the torso to the hips, legs, and butt. What she wears? If it helps accentuate the parts I'm interested in, great. But it's not a deal-breaker.

Are you asking this for a particular point? Are you wondering if there's something you should do to change your appearance or look "sexier" or more attractive? Because, without seeing the whole package, there's no way for anyone to give you a good opinion. Every woman has her own attributes. Some have great legs but bony shoulders: so, show the legs and hide the shoulders. Some have thunderthighs or no hips, but a great rack: so, don't accentuate the lower half, but let the puppies get some air. :shrug:

luv
07-09-2010, 11:46 PM
Does this have anything to do with your wanting to "get morning wood" comment?

No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:47 PM
Would you prefer that rack with her hair up or down?

Bald?

The Pedestrian
07-09-2010, 11:47 PM
Black lace underwear under a little black dress, a discreet necklace that just barely touches her cleavage, and those "I'm the hot geek" glasses....and consentually-worn handcuffs.







...and I'm sure I could think of another accessory for her.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:48 PM
No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

Is this dude a faggot? Your lack of confidence=turn off, clothes and shit wont help unless you dont believe it yourself

Lonewolf Ed
07-09-2010, 11:49 PM
Yes, because I'm so interested in finding out what women think other women look sexy in.

Look at the photo above of the woman with the legs showing. It's not just the outfit; it's the attitude she is conveying with it. She wouldn't have that expression or demeanor in say, a business suit, or sweats and an oversized pull on shirt, would she? It's a combination of three things, your physical looks, and clothes that can accentuate them, and the way you carry yourself in said outfits.

Guru
07-09-2010, 11:49 PM
No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.I think THAT would get his attention rather quickly.:LOL:

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:50 PM
No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

I'm sorry...a guy was telling you about what style of shoes were "cute"? Yeah, um...trust the Planet on this one. Really.

Clothes fit (properly)? Check.
Hair, stylish? Check.
Smell, good? Check.

Oh, tan is good.
General fitness level? Good. Clothes can help mask this, though.

Buehler445
07-09-2010, 11:50 PM
No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

Really, it depends on the girl.

Short hair with a round face makes her look fat. Short hair with a long face rounds it out.

It all depends on the chick.

luv
07-09-2010, 11:51 PM
Underwear showing. I don't like to see bra straps. I don't like to see underwear sticking out the back. Underwear as translated from Latin means "Worn under other stuff", hence the word "underwear".

This one is just the opposite of what this guy I was talking to said. He said to wear a nice bra that showed cleavage, and to wear a shirt cut low enough that you could see the bra on the breast.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:51 PM
No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

Rain Man
07-09-2010, 11:51 PM
Most women look a little better with their hair done nicely than not.



Question to the other guys: can you tell an expensive haircut from a Supercuts 'do? Maybe I'm unusual, but I can. A really nice haircut on a woman - those $120 cuts - instantly add some points on the ol' sexiness curve. It's shallow but it's true.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:52 PM
Question to the other guys: can you tell an expensive haircut from a Supercuts 'do? Maybe I'm unusual, but I can. A really nice haircut on a woman - those $120 cuts - instantly add some points on the ol' sexiness curve. It's shallow but it's true.

Yes.

Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:53 PM
no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.
Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my motherfuckin taco bell

true story

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:53 PM
This one is just the opposite of what this guy I was talking to said. He said to wear a nice bra that showed cleavage, and to wear a shirt cut low enough that you could see the bra on the breast.

You should not take advice from this person.

Buehler445
07-09-2010, 11:54 PM
Question to the other guys: can you tell an expensive haircut from a Supercuts 'do? Maybe I'm unusual, but I can. A really nice haircut on a woman - those $120 cuts - instantly add some points on the ol' sexiness curve. It's shallow but it's true.

I'm not 100% sure I've seen a chick with a $120 hair cut.
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Sure-Oz
07-09-2010, 11:54 PM
This one is just the opposite of what this guy I was talking to said. He said to wear a nice bra that showed cleavage, and to wear a shirt cut low enough that you could see the bra on the breast.

This guy is a fucking moron

Chocolate Hog
07-09-2010, 11:54 PM
Boy shorts

Rain Man
07-09-2010, 11:55 PM
This one is just the opposite of what this guy I was talking to said. He said to wear a nice bra that showed cleavage, and to wear a shirt cut low enough that you could see the bra on the breast.


I admit that I may be the exception on that one. I think exposed underwear puts out an unfinished look or worse, a sloppy look. There's really nothing sexy about a bra strap.

How old was the guy you're talking to? I bet younger guys like it more than middle-aged guys.

Now, being able to get a good peak at the little bow in the middle when a woman leans toward you, that's sexy. But that's a little more overt.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:55 PM
Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my motherfuckin taco bell

true story

it's a numbers game (same with guys as girls). if you put your product out there, sooner rather than later you'll have closed the deal.

Ebolapox
07-09-2010, 11:56 PM
I'm not 100% sure I've seen a chick with a $120 hair cut.
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truth.

DeezNutz
07-09-2010, 11:56 PM
Boy shorts

For your sake, I hope he's 18.

The Pedestrian
07-09-2010, 11:57 PM
This guy is a ****ing moron

This.


Luv, that would make any woman look like they were ready to stand on the street...

pr_capone
07-09-2010, 11:58 PM
Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my mother****in taco bell

true story

LMFAO

I saw this sticker at a bike shop I was at today.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2329/2003rn.jpg

luv
07-09-2010, 11:58 PM
I admit that I may be the exception on that one. I think exposed underwear puts out an unfinished look or worse, a sloppy look. There's really nothing sexy about a bra strap.

How old was the guy you're talking to? I bet younger guys like it more than middle-aged guys.

Now, being able to get a good peak at the little bow in the middle when a woman leans toward you, that's sexy. But that's a little more overt.

See, I would tend to agree with you. I'm all about subtlety. I think exposed underwear screams trashy or easy. I mean, I guess I could be easy if I wanted to be, but I don't want him to know that...lol.

Lonewolf Ed
07-10-2010, 12:00 AM
no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

So, if I was sitting in some bar and a woman, no matter how hot, just came up and grabbed my junk, I'd either think she was plastered out of her head, insane, or she was trying to make a fool out of me and then when I responded all of her friends would point at me and shout, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!"

Sure-Oz
07-10-2010, 12:01 AM
LMFAO

I saw this sticker at a bike shop I was at today.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2329/2003rn.jpg

LMAO that is priceless

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:02 AM
Ya know, it was convenient for me, (having long hair), to throw my hair up in a bun. Eh, but after Rainman's post and talking to Gonzo... never again. LMAO Guess it's pony tails from now on.

Luv, seriously, be comfortable and confident in yourself and your natural glow will appear. You don't need fancy clothes, shiny jewelry, etc.

Ebolapox
07-10-2010, 12:03 AM
So, if I was sitting in some bar and a woman, no matter how hot, just came up and grabbed my junk, I'd either think she was plastered out of her head, insane, or she was trying to make a fool out of me and then when I responded all of her friends would point at me and shout, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!"

it's all time and place, I guess. I was referring to one on one situations for the most part.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:04 AM
Any other guys out there thing suspenders are sexy on a woman? I love the way they curve around the bust, and how they nominally appear to be a copy of men's fashion while at the same time accentuating the woman's figure and thus being more feminine than ever.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/08/diane-kruger-suspenders-sexy.jpg

luv
07-10-2010, 12:05 AM
Luv, seriously, be comfortable and confident in yourself and your natural glow will appear. You don't need fancy clothes, shiny jewelry, etc.

I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

JD10367
07-10-2010, 12:05 AM
I admit that I may be the exception on that one. I think exposed underwear puts out an unfinished look or worse, a sloppy look. There's really nothing sexy about a bra strap.

How old was the guy you're talking to? I bet younger guys like it more than middle-aged guys.

Now, being able to get a good peak at the little bow in the middle when a woman leans toward you, that's sexy. But that's a little more overt.

It depends on what you're talking about. If you're referring to the modern practice of young girls wearing thongs about four inches above their jeans waistband, yes, that's kind of gross. On the other hand, a little accidental peekage is a turn-on. I don't mind the bra strap or front slightly showing accidentally; I don't care for the strap totally showing and flaunting. What I find sexiest? The little peek of panties when a woman bends over and the shirt rides up... you know, where you just get a quick glimpse of enough to know what the color and fabric and style are. That's fucking hot.

Lonewolf Ed
07-10-2010, 12:05 AM
Any other guys out there thing suspenders are sexy on a woman? I love the way they curve around the bust, and how they nominally appear to be a copy of men's fashion while at the same time accentuating the woman's figure and thus being more feminine than ever.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/08/diane-kruger-suspenders-sexy.jpg

I have to say I am neutral on the suspenders. They don't look bad, though.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:07 AM
Ya know, it was convenient for me, (having long hair), to throw my hair up in a bun. Eh, but after Rainman's post and talking to Gonzo... never again. LMAO Guess it's pony tails from now on.



I thank you, and mankind thanks you.

And if we ever meet, would you mind wearing suspenders or a vest? Thanks in advance.

luv
07-10-2010, 12:08 AM
Any other guys out there thing suspenders are sexy on a woman? I love the way they curve around the bust, and how they nominally appear to be a copy of men's fashion while at the same time accentuating the woman's figure and thus being more feminine than ever.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/08/diane-kruger-suspenders-sexy.jpg

I think it's the heels and bow tie.

Lonewolf Ed
07-10-2010, 12:08 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

You are going to look great dressed like that! The ponytail out the back of the cap is cool, too.

Guru
07-10-2010, 12:10 AM
Luv, seriously, be comfortable and confident in yourself and your natural glow will appear. You don't need fancy clothes, shiny jewelry, etc.THIS

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:10 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".


Go with those little white Keds. Little white Keds say, "Yes, I'm wearing tennis shoes, but I'm a graceful and sophisticated woman wearing tennis shoes."


http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=190&uid=731376369

Sure-Oz
07-10-2010, 12:10 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

Google that shit

Have fun at the chiefs game with that someone, wear what you want

Halfcan
07-10-2010, 12:10 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

K so you are allready worried about what you are wearing for a Chiefs game??? Getting a jump on the fall fasion eh?

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:11 AM
I thank you, and mankind thanks you.

And if we ever meet, would you mind wearing suspenders or a vest? Thanks in advance.

ROFL

No problem. I just wish I knew how you guys felt about the bun thing sooner.

I have a few vests, no suspenders. But I'll see what I can do. :D

Guru
07-10-2010, 12:12 AM
ROFL

No problem. I just wish I knew how you guys felt about the bun thing sooner.

I have a few vests, no suspenders. But I'll see what I can do. :DGo for the Mork style.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:12 AM
I think it's the heels and bow tie.

That makes for a nice package, but suspenders look good with anything.

http://www.suspenders.com/thin-white-suspenders2.jpg

JD10367
07-10-2010, 12:13 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

Again, it depends on the woman.

Also, too much in the wrong direction is almost as bad as too little. For example, I'll watch a TV show, and the actress is very attractive in an understated and underdressed way. Let's use "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" as an example. Most of the actresses who were on that show (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, the chick who played Anya whose name escapes me at the moment) looked very good on the show. Then I saw a photo of a bunch of them at some Hollywood shindig: they were all made-up way too heavily, and way overdressed, and frankly looked like nasty plastic hoe-bags. A total turnoff. IMO, "plain" isn't as good as "just a touch of styling", but "overdone" is WAY worse than "plain".

Personally, I find a little eyeliner to be a nice accentuation, especially on the bottom as well as the top; eye shadow, on the other hand, doesn't do much for me. Same goes for rouge; but a little lipstick, in the proper shade, is a good addition. Nails, I don't care. Eyelashes, long is nice but it's not that important. Jewelry, I find bracelets clunky and distracting, but thin necklaces and chains are sexy. Every guy is different, I'm sure. Footwear, high heels are nice, but not too high (no fuck-me pumps).

luv
07-10-2010, 12:13 AM
K so you are allready worried about what you are wearing for a Chiefs game??? Getting a jump on the fall fasion eh?

It's what I always wear to Chiefs games. I alter it, of course, once it gets colder. Not wearing shorts in below freezing weather. I know I've made myself look like an idiot in here, but I'm not that big of one IRL. ;)

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:15 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

Well, if you want to really get a guys attention, this site http://www.ladyfanatics.com/ has some really nice nfl apparel. Oh and yes, the ponytail out the back is a nice touch.

luv
07-10-2010, 12:15 AM
That makes for a nice package, but suspenders look good with anything.

http://www.suspenders.com/thin-white-suspenders2.jpg

I see what you're saying. Worn the right way, and they can make your breasts appear larger.

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:16 AM
Go for the Mork style.

Mmmmm rainbows.

Nanu Nanu. LMAO

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:17 AM
I'm having trouble finding a picture of the sexiest non-sexy hairstyle for women, but it's something close to these, and kind of a combination. Note the exposed ears on the left, and the strategic tuck behind the ears on the right with the perfect hair length.

http://production-blogs.glam.com/glamblush/files/2008/05/straight-hair.jpg

teedubya
07-10-2010, 12:18 AM
Go with those little white Keds. Little white Keds say, "Yes, I'm wearing tennis shoes, but I'm a graceful and sophisticated woman wearing tennis shoes."


http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=190&uid=731376369

No it doesn't... it says. "Im over 50... probably WAAYY over 50".

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:19 AM
This is it. This is the perfect hairstyle. Chin-length, flipped under, asymmetric exposing one ear while hiding the other one for a bit of mystery.

http://www.lynnechapman.com/images/lynssketch.jpg

Sure-Oz
07-10-2010, 12:19 AM
No it doesn't... it says. "Im over 50... probably WAAYY over 50".

This.....KEDS, hell fucking no

luv
07-10-2010, 12:21 AM
This is it. This is the perfect hairstyle. Chin-length, flipped under, asymmetric exposing one ear while hiding the other one for a bit of mystery.

http://www.lynnechapman.com/images/lynssketch.jpg

Ah, see, I'm too big for short hair. Even if I was thinner, I don't think i have the face shape for it.

Guru
07-10-2010, 12:23 AM
Ah, see, I'm too big for short hair. Even if I was thinner, I don't think i have the face shape for it.You can still do something simialar with long hair though.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:25 AM
Ah, see, I'm too big for short hair. Even if I was thinner, I don't think i have the face shape for it.


Yeah, I agree that different hairstyles are perfect for different women. That's just the hairstyle that really launches my sputnik when it's done properly.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 12:26 AM
You Keds doubters are hanging with the wrong crowd. Yes, grandmothers have been known to wear them, but Keds on a milfy woman are hot. They're all small and quiet and stuff.

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:31 AM
Do they even make Keds anymore?

luv
07-10-2010, 12:31 AM
I think the guy had something like this in mind.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/10/article-1075049-02F29F9100000578-977_468x775.jpg

Or this, only less pronounced.

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/9/0/4/0/Heidi_Montag_dressed_c09d.jpg

luv
07-10-2010, 12:34 AM
Do they even make Keds anymore?

http://www.keds.com/store/SiteController/keds/home?kwid=G_keds

Looks like it.

Ebolapox
07-10-2010, 12:35 AM
I think the guy had something like this in mind.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/10/article-1075049-02F29F9100000578-977_468x775.jpg

Or this, only less pronounced.

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/9/0/4/0/Heidi_Montag_dressed_c09d.jpg

re: second image... she has hair? my eyes went directly to bewbage.

luv
07-10-2010, 12:39 AM
re: second image... she has hair? my eyes went directly to bewbage.

And I think that was his point. I have bewbage to show off. However, I could never wear a halter top.

I liked this (if I were to ever go that route), only minus the hood and print.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FaNdjx48L._AA300_.jpg

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:40 AM
http://www.keds.com/store/SiteController/keds/home?kwid=G_keds

Looks like it.

Holy crap! I thought they were phased out in the early 90's. LMAO

I can see Rainman's point. A chick wearing a baby doll blouse, capris, ankle socks, and Keds, with a dash of jewelry, like a hemp/bead necklace could be sexy, (at least that's what I would see as flattering).

Chocolate Hog
07-10-2010, 12:41 AM
Did any chicks in here post their newdz?

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:45 AM
Did any chicks in here post their newdz?

*ahem*

Chocolate Hog
07-10-2010, 12:47 AM
*ahem*


Is that Brenda from 90210?

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 12:51 AM
Is that Brenda from 90210?

Um, no. Wait, you watched 90210? ROFL

Guru
07-10-2010, 12:56 AM
Is that Brenda from 90210?

Um, no. Wait, you watched 90210? ROFLHe couldn't have seen it to ask that question. Your posted pic looks nothing like Shannon Doherty. And NO, I didn't watch 90210. My wife did and I was occasionally in the room.

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:01 AM
He couldn't have seen it to ask that question. Your posted pic looks nothing like Shannon Doherty. And NO, I didn't watch 90210. My wife did and I was occasionally in the room because I wanted to see if Dillon was going to hook up w/ Brenda.

FYP LMAO

pr_capone
07-10-2010, 01:05 AM
And I think that was his point. I have bewbage to show off.

Well, you want a guy's opinion if you could wear that or not... this is the place to post it. We will let you know if it works or not. (In a brotherly, "hey that looks like shit on you" kinda way... not the pervy milkman kinda way)

I liked this (if I were to ever go that route), only minus the hood and print.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FaNdjx48L._AA300_.jpg

I rather liked both the hood and print. :shrug:

Ebolapox
07-10-2010, 01:08 AM
Well, you want a guy's opinion if you could wear that or not... this is the place to post it. We will let you know if it works or not. (In a brotherly, "hey that looks like shit on you" kinda way... not the pervy milkman kinda way)



I rather liked both the hood and print. :shrug:

that kinda looks like a white tiger on black fabric. the tiger's mouth looks open over roughly where a nipple/areola would go.

rawr!

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:10 AM
Luv, if your sweater kittens can fill a blouse like that black one, I see no issue here. I couldn't pull off that look, but if you can... I say go for it! :thumb:

pr_capone
07-10-2010, 01:11 AM
that kinda looks like a white tiger on black fabric. the tiger's mouth looks open over roughly where a nipple/areola would go.

rawr!

oh, looks like Chewbacca's face to me. the geek in me was intrigued

Ebolapox
07-10-2010, 01:13 AM
oh, looks like Chewbacca's face to me. the geek in me was intrigued

ROFL

I can see that one too. maybe a chinese dragon with whiskers?

Guru
07-10-2010, 01:13 AM
FYP LMAOWho the hell is Dillon?

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:16 AM
Who the hell is Dillon?

ROFL

Don't act like you don't know! :p

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BwhIxvRk96Q/RrhFq7unWKI/AAAAAAAAAUc/HdDqABMIUFg/s320/dillon.bmp

Chocolate Hog
07-10-2010, 01:22 AM
Um, no. Wait, you watched 90210? ROFL


That show kicked ass.

Guru
07-10-2010, 01:24 AM
ROFL

Don't act like you don't know! :p

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BwhIxvRk96Q/RrhFq7unWKI/AAAAAAAAAUc/HdDqABMIUFg/s320/dillon.bmpOh, him. I only paid attention to a couple of the girls. I liked Doherty and whoever played the smart chick.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 01:27 AM
And I think that was his point. I have bewbage to show off. However, I could never wear a halter top.

I liked this (if I were to ever go that route), only minus the hood and print.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FaNdjx48L._AA300_.jpg


Yes, lose the print and that's a real winner. I think it would look good on women in all sizes. As for the hood, I'm neutral, but the design is very nice.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 01:29 AM
Holy crap! I thought they were phased out in the early 90's. LMAO

I can see Rainman's point. A chick wearing a baby doll blouse, capris, ankle socks, and Keds, with a dash of jewelry, like a hemp/bead necklace could be sexy, (at least that's what I would see as flattering).


Yes! Yes! That's a good look. It's not meant to be dressy or for going out on the town, but that's a very nice look for a Saturday afternoon chore-running, want-to-look-good-even-as-I'm-going-about-my-business kind of day.

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:30 AM
That show kicked ass.

Disturbing.

Phobia
07-10-2010, 01:31 AM
I'm sorry...a guy was telling you about what style of shoes were "cute"? Yeah, um...trust the Planet on this one. Really.


I'm a shoe guy. I have a strange affinity for them. It's not a kinky thing where I like to lick them or anything, I just like how a fine pair of shoes set off a nice looking woman's curves.

big nasty kcnut
07-10-2010, 01:31 AM
A woman in short skirt hose high heel or flats long hair and a great smile and tall.

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:33 AM
Oh, him. I only paid attention to a couple of the girls. I liked Doherty and whoever played the smart chick.

BUSTED! ROFL

Phobia
07-10-2010, 01:38 AM
A oman in short skirt hose high heel or flats long hair and a great smile and tall.

Looks like you accidentally put an extraneous "o" in there.

Guru
07-10-2010, 01:44 AM
BUSTED! ROFLYou can try but you won't succeed.:harumph::p

pr_capone
07-10-2010, 01:49 AM
Looks like you accidentally put an extraneous "o" in there.

:LOL:

Lumpy
07-10-2010, 01:51 AM
You can try but you won't succeed.:harumph::p

Meh. Too much work... I'm lazy. :D

Guru
07-10-2010, 02:08 AM
Meh. Too much work... I'm lazy. :DThought so. ;)

Chocolate Hog
07-10-2010, 02:17 AM
Disturbing.

I was young there were alot of hot sluts were on there. It was either the K-mart advertisements or 90210.

Hog Farmer
07-10-2010, 06:28 AM
Unibrows are hot, you should grow one.

Oh, my bad !

Simply Red
07-10-2010, 06:35 AM
oh also sphincters, SPHINCTERS!

bevischief
07-10-2010, 06:58 AM
I'm not sure how many times I say I know this.

I'm going to be going to a Chiefs game with someone. I'm wearing a freakin' jersey, shorts, ball cap with a ponytail out the back, and tennis shoes.

I'm just curious as to what guys think looks sexy on a woman. The obvious answers are "nothing" and "a smile".

Would work for me.:thumb:

My wife does it quite often.

Simply Red
07-10-2010, 06:59 AM
Would work for me.:thumb:

My wife does it quite often.

pics or it didn't happen.:p

cardken
07-10-2010, 07:19 AM
white tank top, tight jeans and barefeet.

loochy
07-10-2010, 09:52 AM
Things I like (on women):

I like heels with strappy things around their ankles. Hawt.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h_O1RXU_SrQ/SdrkyCOm0bI/AAAAAAAAAFg/n6MTTxx5kds/s320/Morgan,+J+stiletto+heels.jpg

I like hairstyles where the swoop covers one eye. Hawt.

http://www.visual-makeover.com/hairstyle-advice/wp-content/Jessica%20Alba,%20looking%20hot,%20with%20the%20long%20swept%20bangs.jpg

I like tight jeans with heels. Hawt.

http://www.momist.com/blog/uploaded_images/seven1029913059_347x683f-786601.jpg

I like women in business suits. Hawt.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SbEdJh0NZ3I/AAAAAAAAE9w/j6S3Lod_rhc/s400/woman_business_suit_heels_skirt_hot_sexy.jpg

These are a few of my favorite things.

Dallas Chief
07-10-2010, 09:53 AM
Sundress or mini skirt + boots + hair pulled back= yum!!!

loochy
07-10-2010, 09:55 AM
Sundress or mini skirt + boots + hair pulled back= yum!!!

I hate the cowboy boots with any sort of shorts or skirt. I see college girls around here doing that all the time and I always think it looks soo goofy.

boogblaster
07-10-2010, 09:59 AM
bikini clad blonde hair leather sandals

Dallas Chief
07-10-2010, 10:13 AM
I hate the cowboy boots with any sort of shorts or skirt. I see college girls around here doing that all the time and I always think it looks soo goofy.

TCU girls huh? Sorry man, when the Mrs. puts the boots on with a sundress it's game on for me!:thumb:

loochy
07-10-2010, 10:23 AM
TCU girls huh? Sorry man, when the Mrs. puts the boots on with a sundress it's game on for me!:thumb:

EXACTLY...they wear their little purple dress thingies with big sunglasses and goofy ass looking cowboy boots

Baby Lee
07-10-2010, 11:28 AM
I'm having trouble finding a picture of the sexiest non-sexy hairstyle for women, but it's something close to these, and kind of a combination. Note the exposed ears on the left, and the strategic tuck behind the ears on the right with the perfect hair length.

http://production-blogs.glam.com/glamblush/files/2008/05/straight-hair.jpg

Coincidentally, I caught a little of a Medium repeat last night, from where Allison [Patricia Arquette] had a hairstyle like that [after having to cut her hair for brain surgery].


HAWT!! Flashback to Alabama Whitman

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/07/10/69947.jpg

Baby Lee
07-10-2010, 11:31 AM
Yeah, I agree that different hairstyles are perfect for different women. That's just the hairstyle that really launches my sputnik when it's done properly.

ROFL ROFL - spherical, yet quite pointy in spots.

Nzoner
07-10-2010, 11:36 AM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?


Black Lingerie

http://www.redbloodedthing.com/blog/uploaded_images/florida-kittens-jessy-black-panties-717396.jpg

Baby Lee
07-10-2010, 11:38 AM
And I think that was his point. I have bewbage to show off. However, I could never wear a halter top.

I liked this (if I were to ever go that route), only minus the hood and print.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FaNdjx48L._AA300_.jpg

Yeah, tough to go wrong with the minidress over jeans.



re: shoes. One thing I do hate, though, are those overly pointy closed toe dress heels. First off they look uncomfortable and not in a good Blahnik way, so all I think is how mushed and mashed and overall abused her feet must be. Second, it reminds me of the scene where the wicked witch's toes curl up under Dorothy's house when she lands in Oz.

chasedude
07-10-2010, 11:44 AM
as I've gotten older and learned to appreciate life more, intelligence and personality has been a turn on for me. The brain is another sexual organ that needs to be stimulated too, besides my morning wood. :p

Hot and brainless was all I cared about back in the day. I guess I'm more refined now like good aged wine.

Reaper16
07-10-2010, 01:04 PM
A good sense of humor and intelligence are my biggest turn-ons. As far as physical turn-ons go, I look first at someone's hairstyle. A great, short hairstyle on a woman is perhaps the biggest physical turn-on for me.

Then, of course, there's always dat ass.

CHENZ A!
07-10-2010, 01:14 PM
I like it a lot when broads wear a dress w no panties, or boy shorts, heels for sure, hair done, nails done, everything done. I'm fancy
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CHENZ A!
07-10-2010, 01:15 PM
Somebody else said heels with jeans, I like that too.
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Mr. Laz
07-10-2010, 02:06 PM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?

Examples: Types of clothes, styles of clothes, shoes, make-up, hair up/down, jewelry.....

Picture a girl you think is hot. Now, picture her in clothes. What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?
not too much make-up

subtle jewelry

no bra is awesome (even if it's fake no bra with a shelf bra or sticky things)

strangely no underwear isn't as awesome, prefer cute thong :D

confidence to "bring it" in whatever they wear

i love a nice flowy sundress :drool:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=8602068

KCtotheSB
07-10-2010, 02:20 PM
Feet. I love a woman's feet.

Yeah, I'm THAT guy.

teedubya
07-10-2010, 02:36 PM
I'm a fan of an intelligent vagina... with personality.

Stewie
07-10-2010, 03:13 PM
Keep it simple. Faded jeans, t-shirts, some makeup, nice hair and a clean healthy smile.

sedated
07-10-2010, 05:55 PM
I like it a lot when broads wear a dress w no panties

do you got a mirror on yo shoe?

vailpass
07-10-2010, 05:57 PM
No vocal chords, a head flat enough to set a drink on and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream are some traits I look for in a mistress.

pr_capone
07-10-2010, 05:59 PM
No vocal chords, a head flat enough to set a drink on and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream are some traits I look for in a mistress.

you are an ass licker?

NTTIAWWT

Personally, I try to keep my tongue away from anything related to fecal matter but thats just me.

vailpass
07-10-2010, 06:01 PM
you are an ass licker?

NTTIAWWT

Personally, I try to keep my tongue away from anything related to fecal matter but thats just me.

LMAO Nah just a line from Christian Slater in True Romance. I'm serious about the flat head and lack of vocal chords though.

The Pedestrian
07-10-2010, 06:20 PM
Handcuffs.

JoeyChuckles
07-10-2010, 06:25 PM
Glasses. Pale skin and glasses

luv
07-10-2010, 06:29 PM
I've decided it's best to just wear nothing at all.

Reaper16
07-10-2010, 06:34 PM
I've decided it's best to just wear nothing at all.
An equally suitable question is: does a girl even want to be with a guy who would answer the thread with "a vagina" or "Just look nice and have boobs?" That's a fucking boring kind of answer and indicates a boring person.

stevieray
07-10-2010, 06:38 PM
some of it is clothes, but it's mostly attitude....modest with a hint of saucy looks good in anything, or nothing at all.

luv
07-10-2010, 06:46 PM
An equally suitable question is: does a girl even want to be with a guy who would answer the thread with "a vagina" or "Just look nice and have boobs?" That's a ****ing boring kind of answer and indicates a boring person.

Well, you'd get points for honesty.

Rain Man
07-10-2010, 06:49 PM
I've decided it's best to just wear nothing at all.

My hope is that this is the beginning of a great movement.

RedNeckRaider
07-10-2010, 06:50 PM
At my age looks still matter as attraction is always apart of the dynamic. Over time that weighs less and strength and wit play a larger part. Friendship is a huge factor and having someone who you value intellectually is a must. When younger I think "damn she is hot still works". Over time hot only works for a small part of a relationship.

milkman
07-10-2010, 07:03 PM
The bottom line is, whatever you wear, it all looks good if you wear it with confidence.

Reaper16
07-10-2010, 07:06 PM
The bottom line is, whatever you wear, it all looks good if you wear it with confidence.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/03/02/0302_larry_johnson_split_spy-1.jpg

milkman
07-10-2010, 07:09 PM
I'm talking about women.

But I bet there's a lot of women who don't know LJ that think he looks good in that.

luv
07-10-2010, 07:13 PM
The bottom line is, whatever you wear, it all looks good if you wear it with confidence.

There are women who are confident who shouldn't be. I don't want to be one of those women. You know, the fat girl who thinks she looks good in tank tops and short shorts.

Warrior5
07-10-2010, 07:16 PM
ROFL ROFL - spherical, yet quite pointy in spots.

A virtual planetoid... has it's own weather system.

Sure-Oz
07-10-2010, 07:18 PM
There are women who are confident who shouldn't be. I don't want to be one of those women. You know, the fat girl who thinks she looks good in tank tops and short shorts.

confidence doesnt mean dress like a dumbfuck either

milkman
07-10-2010, 07:19 PM
There are women who are confident who shouldn't be. I don't want to be one of those women. You know, the fat girl who thinks she looks good in tank tops and short shorts.

There's a difference between smart confidence and stupid confidence.

You're a smart girl.

Dress how you feel you look good, and be confident that you do look good.

luv
07-10-2010, 07:22 PM
There's a difference between smart confidence and stupid confidence.

You're a smart girl.

Dress how you feel you look good, and be confident that you do look good.

Thanks, and I understand about the confidence. It's been fun to see what you guys tend to like though. See how different people's preferences can be.

alanm
07-10-2010, 08:05 PM
Men aren't hung up on accessories.

CHENZ A!
07-10-2010, 09:05 PM
do you got a mirror on yo shoe?

No dude we got ipod nanos with video cameras now
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JD10367
07-11-2010, 12:00 AM
My hope is that this is the beginning of a great movement.

You liked 2 Girls 1 Cup, huh?

Halfcan
07-11-2010, 01:44 AM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/03/02/0302_larry_johnson_split_spy-1.jpg

looks like howdy doody meets run dmc

Rain Man
07-11-2010, 02:05 AM
You liked 2 Girls 1 Cup, huh?

Different kind of movement.

Phobia
07-11-2010, 04:52 AM
you are an ass licker?

NTTIAWWT

Personally, I try to keep my tongue away from anything related to fecal matter but thats just me.

The idea is to not lick during, just prior to, or directly after a bowel movement. There are plenty of time slots available at alternate times.

Chocolate Hog
07-11-2010, 04:55 AM
Phobia lick my ass

Baby Lee
07-11-2010, 05:14 AM
My hope is that this is the beginning of a great movement.

By which you mean luv's bewbs swinging pendulously.

Mr. Laz
07-11-2010, 08:52 PM
Feet. I love a woman's feet.

Yeah, I'm THAT guy.
oooooooooh ... Bilson feet!!!

thank me later

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RedNFeisty
07-11-2010, 09:20 PM
There are women who are confident who shouldn't be. I don't want to be one of those women. You know, the fat girl who thinks she looks good in tank tops and short shorts.

You are smart enough to know, that you don't show the rolls. A smart woman dresses to show off her assets and learns to hide the flaws.

MadMax
07-11-2010, 09:21 PM
The idea is to not lick during, just prior to, or directly after a bowel movement. There are plenty of time slots available at alternate times.



ROFL!!! I love ya Phil you are one honest SOB for sure.. :)

notorious
07-11-2010, 09:23 PM
You are smart enough to know, that you don't show the rolls. A smart woman dresses to show off her assets and learns to hide the flaws.

Wear dark/black on the bad areas and light colors on the areas you want to show off.



That is the .01% part of women I understand.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 09:26 PM
updos,plaid skirts,pleated skirts, knee highs,velvet corsets,braided hair,fur lined handcuffs... :drool:

booger
07-11-2010, 09:47 PM
ponytails always get me going.

pigtails on some gals. with pigtails though it has to be functional use as handle bars and not training wheels.

Rudy lost the toss
07-11-2010, 09:50 PM
a pulse

sorry if re-post

booger
07-11-2010, 10:00 PM
don't try to hide those pesky farts either. just look me in the eye and let it rip.

RJ
07-11-2010, 10:01 PM
Physically speaking, outside of looks, what turns you on?

Examples: Types of clothes, styles of clothes, shoes, make-up, hair up/down, jewelry.....

Picture a girl you think is hot. Now, picture her in clothes. What is she wearing? What has she done with her hair/make up?


I don't like much make-up. Especially eye make-up.

I hate tattoos.

Jewelry is nice but I prefer simple. I don't like big earrings and bracelets.

I think understatement makes a woman more attractive.

ChiefsCountry
07-11-2010, 10:03 PM
I love brunette with sexy eyes either blue or brown.

Clothes - something that shows legs. I am legs guy - so a mini skirt or a jeans skirt are amazing.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:06 PM
I don't like much make-up. Especially eye make-up.

I hate tattoos.

Jewelry is nice but I prefer simple. I don't like big earrings and bracelets.

I think understatement makes a woman more attractive.

Hooker hoops would be the exception here. :)

http://meganfoximages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Megan-Fox-in-Long-Black-Dress.jpg

milkman
07-11-2010, 10:08 PM
No, hooker hoops wouldn't be an exception.

That looks pretty damn stupid to me.

RJ
07-11-2010, 10:09 PM
Hooker hoops would be the exception here. :)

http://meganfoximages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Megan-Fox-in-Long-Black-Dress.jpg

On that girl everything would be the exception.

She'd look better without them.

Rain Man
07-11-2010, 10:12 PM
Serious fashion note: skirts that taper in are 1,000 times better looking than skirts that flare out. The former makes any woman look more attractive, and the latter makes any woman look less attractive.

luv
07-11-2010, 10:13 PM
Hooker hoops would be the exception here. :)

http://meganfoximages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Megan-Fox-in-Long-Black-Dress.jpg

I'd kill to have her hair.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:15 PM
No, hooker hoops wouldn't be an exception.

That looks pretty damn stupid to me.

Ms. Fox will be devastated to hear that. Heartbreaker!

booger
07-11-2010, 10:16 PM
i like the skirts that you can just undo and don't have to worry about pulling them down or lifting them up and over her rack and her head.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:16 PM
I'd kill to have her hair.

Me too... tied around my waist. (Sorry, you left the door open.)

milkman
07-11-2010, 10:18 PM
Ms. Fox will be devastated to hear that. Heartbreaker!

JFC, dumbass.

I don't know who she is, nor do I care.

And it doesn't make a damn bit of difference that my opinion doesn't make a damn bit of difference to her, or that she will never actually know what my opinion is.

I wasn't addressing her.

I was addressing your dumb ass.

booger
07-11-2010, 10:20 PM
Hooker hoops would be the exception here. :)

http://meganfoximages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Megan-Fox-in-Long-Black-Dress.jpg

as long as she don't got the matching genital jewlery

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:26 PM
JFC, dumbass.

I don't know who she is, nor do I care.

And it doesn't make a damn bit of difference that my opinion doesn't make a damn bit of difference to her, or that she will never actually know what my opinion is.

I wasn't addressing her.

I was addressing your dumb ass.

Oh my. Happy Sunday night to you too.

Irony:

I'm amazed at how easily offended people get.

Most of you need to be sporting dresses.

booger
07-11-2010, 10:26 PM
or if she's got piercings like those size hoops in her nipps you know she's in to titty torture which is not a turn on

luv
07-11-2010, 10:29 PM
I'm sorry, gentlemen. No arguing allowed in here tonight. Take it outside.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:32 PM
I'm sorry, gentlemen. No arguing allowed in here tonight. Take it outside.

If men can't fight about earrings, then what's the point of being here? :D

booger
07-11-2010, 10:34 PM
from arguing rimjobs to earings. you all are some strange folks.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:38 PM
or if she's got piercings like those size hoops in her nipps you know she's in to titty torture which is not a turn on

piercing should stop at the ears as far as my taste goes. not big on body art either, but that's just me. now what exactly is this "titty torture" that you speak of? does it include jogging w/o a bra? :)

luv
07-11-2010, 10:40 PM
piercing should stop at the ears as far as my taste goes. not big on body art either, but that's just me. now what exactly is this "titty torture" that you speak of? does it include jogging w/o a bra? :)

That is definitely torture. You have no idea how much that hurts.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:40 PM
from arguing rimjobs to earings. you all are some strange folks.

oh, i'm not arguing. just having fun. someone took my remarks the wrong way. it happens. but yes, there is some strangeness afoot.

booger
07-11-2010, 10:41 PM
piercing should stop at the ears as far as my taste goes. not big on body art either, but that's just me. now what exactly is this "titty torture" that you speak of? does it include jogging w/o a bra? :)

those hooped sized earings but bigger. with a midget doing the gymnist thing hanging off the hoops and people drinking beer and watching it is one form of titty torture i am aware of. another is getting one in a headlock and giving it a noogy or punching it because it turns her on. that's just what i've heard though.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:41 PM
That is definitely torture. You have no idea how much that hurts.

Then why would you do it (other than the first time)? Chasing evil villians when your superhero outfit is at the cleaners? :D

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:43 PM
those hooped sized earings but bigger. with a midget doing the gymnist thing hanging off the hoops and people drinking beer and watching it one form of titty torture i am aware of. another is getting one in a headlock and giving it a noogy or punching it because it turns her on. that's just what i've heard though.

i do love freakshows. you had me at "midgets" & "beer".

booger
07-11-2010, 10:43 PM
got to have good support from the over the shoulder boulder holder or a gal could get two black eyes.

luv
07-11-2010, 10:44 PM
Then why would you do it (other than the first time)? Chasing evil villians when your superhero outfit is at the cleaners? :D

I don't run without a bra. But, hell, it can even hurt if you don't have a reaaly good sports bra on, too. You kind have to hold them in place with your arms.

booger
07-11-2010, 10:45 PM
i do love freakshows. you had me at "midgets" & "beer".

just isn't worth the cover charge to me anymore.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:49 PM
I don't run without a bra. But, hell, it can even hurt if you don't have a reaaly good sports bra on, too. You kind have to hold them in place with your arms.

The thought of heaving breasts being held in place against their will is ... well.. quite pleasant actually. Sorry for the discomfort, but thank you for the visual.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:50 PM
just isn't worth the cover charge to me anymore.

i'm going to the wrong bars/clubs.

luv
07-11-2010, 10:51 PM
The thought of heaving breasts being held in place against their will is ... well.. quite pleasant actually. Sorry for the discomfort, but thank you for the visual.

It's not like I run while holding my boobs in my hands. I keep my arms close to my side. You try running like that and tell me how comfortable it is.

booger
07-11-2010, 10:52 PM
i'm going to the wrong bars/clubs.

this was at the county fair. tractor pull was rained out last year.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:58 PM
It's not like I run while holding my boobs in my hands. I keep my arms close to my side. You try running like that and tell me how comfortable it is.

Oh, I knew what you meant. Seen that "move" in action many times. And it's very obvious that it's unpleasant to experience. But, being a slave to my ductless glands when confronted with a visual image in my brain, I'm undone. Symphathetic, but a hopeless and helpless pleasure junkie. Breasts in motion are poetry. Truly.

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 11:14 PM
BTW, gals with yo-yo's are hot:

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Jilly
07-13-2010, 10:16 AM
Yes, because I'm so interested in finding out what women think other women look sexy in.

You might luv. Some women who are attracted to other women are pretty in tune with what looks sexy on other women. For instance, I tend to like a little more "granola" of a girl, so I'm attracted to women who wear cute sundresses with flip flops or who wear jeans and flip flops and a funny t shirt.

What turns me on the most though is a girl who dresses as if she cares only a little.....she's done her hair (not too much), done her make up (but not overdone it), and looks as if she effortlessly put herself together. What I'm not turned on by though, is a woman who does nothing with herself - her hair looks stringy or frizzy, she's wearing NO makeup at all (Unless its in the morning), and has no special touch to let me know who she is....and by that, I mean...a necklace or a bracelet or even a watch.

Jilly
07-13-2010, 10:17 AM
I'd kill to have her hair.

Luv, you totally could have her hair.....you've got the natural body, it just takes some good hair product, some effort, and growing it out a bit.....and dye it to a chocolatey color.

luv
07-13-2010, 10:23 AM
You might luv. Some women who are attracted to other women are pretty in tune with what looks sexy on other women. For instance, I tend to like a little more "granola" of a girl, so I'm attracted to women who wear cute sundresses with flip flops or who wear jeans and flip flops and a funny t shirt.

What turns me on the most though is a girl who dresses as if she cares only a little.....she's done her hair (not too much), done her make up (but not overdone it), and looks as if she effortlessly put herself together. What I'm not turned on by though, is a woman who does nothing with herself - her hair looks stringy or frizzy, she's wearing NO makeup at all (Unless its in the morning), and has no special touch to let me know who she is....and by that, I mean...a necklace or a bracelet or even a watch.

Yeah, I tend to hate females that are too high maintenance, so I tend to go too far to the other extreme sometimes. That, or I'm just not a morning person. When I have time to get ready, I'll do hair, make-up, double check the mirror, etc. Mornings, though, it just doesn't happen.

My new goal is to have great hair. I think, if I strive for that, then some other things will fall into place (with some effort).

Jilly
07-13-2010, 10:27 AM
Yeah, I tend to hate females that are too high maintenance, so I tend to go too far to the other extreme sometimes. That, or I'm just not a morning person. When I have time to get ready, I'll do hair, make-up, double check the mirror, etc. Mornings, though, it just doesn't happen.

My new goal is to have great hair. I think, if I strive for that, then some other things will fall into place (with some effort).

Great hair is easy....just decide to spend some money, go to a good beautician, show her/him your goal and ask her/him to help you work towards it. And then just take some time on it..... it'll happen!

There are days when I FUCKING HATE looking in the mirror, but my hair always makes it better.

luv
07-13-2010, 10:37 AM
Great hair is easy....just decide to spend some money, go to a good beautician, show her/him your goal and ask her/him to help you work towards it. And then just take some time on it..... it'll happen!

There are days when I ****ING HATE looking in the mirror, but my hair always makes it better.

Yeah, and I doubt I can do that at Super Cuts...lol.

Heather
07-13-2010, 11:18 AM
I like it a lot when broads wear a dress w no panties, or boy shorts, heels for sure, hair done, nails done, everything done. I'm fancy
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I would say that one of my turn offs is absolutely the word 'broad' or any variation. It's so dated. How old are you? Do you use the term 'fox' as well?

Baconeater
07-13-2010, 11:23 AM
Who's the new broad?

Heather
07-13-2010, 11:24 AM
Who's the new broad?

Nice. You're an ass hole.

luv
07-13-2010, 11:25 AM
Who's the new broad?

I dunno, but she's kinda funny.

CoMoChief
07-13-2010, 11:30 AM
I like Booty shorts and a tank top.

Short girls. pref 5'5 or under, bubble ass.

Thats all I really care about.

Baconeater
07-13-2010, 11:33 AM
Nice. You're an ass hole.
What a horrible thing to say. I'm afraid I am going to have to give you negative reputation for this post.

Heather
07-13-2010, 11:35 AM
What a horrible thing to say. I'm afraid I am going to have to give you negative reputation for this post.

Eh..whatever. My life will go on without your approval, or positive feelings.

Mr. Laz
07-13-2010, 11:35 AM
What a horrible thing to say. I'm afraid I am going to have to give you negative reputation for this post.What!!! :eek:

you know it's illegal to neg rep boobies :cuss:

Baconeater
07-13-2010, 11:39 AM
Eh..whatever. My life will go on without your approval, or positive feelings.
Speaking of boobies, which of the following best describes yours?

A. (.)(.)


B. (.)(.)


C. (.)(.)

raybec 4
07-13-2010, 11:40 AM
Speaking of boobies, which of the following best describes yours?

A. (.)(.)


B. (.)(.)


C. (.)(.)

What, no option D or DD?

Baconeater
07-13-2010, 11:41 AM
What, no option D or DD?
You can blame Kyle for that, the size 7 font is the largest available.

El Jefe
07-13-2010, 11:43 AM
Nice. You're an ass hole.

I don't see you having a long tenure here if you let little things under your skin.

luv
07-13-2010, 12:37 PM
What!!! :eek:

you know it's illegal to neg rep boobies :cuss:

Trust me, that doesn't stop people.