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googlegoogle
07-10-2010, 09:22 PM
Black woman wins. She was manly looking.

Is this the Obama effect?

MoreLemonPledge
07-10-2010, 09:22 PM
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Douche Baggins
07-10-2010, 09:23 PM
Agreed.

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Spott
07-10-2010, 09:26 PM
I figured they'd just give it to the typical late 30's burnout waitress with the smokers voice that are the norm at most Hooters.

pr_capone
07-10-2010, 09:29 PM
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Over-Head
07-10-2010, 09:49 PM
Managed to hit 182 different stores and had signed menues and pic's with the girls when I was truck driving.
Beat the hell out of truck stops and lot lizzards.
Man what a New years even at Panama City Beach FL 1998/99
Woke up with my truck and trailer out on the beach stuck.
and there were 4 of us cuddled up passed out in the bunk LMAO

googlegoogle
07-10-2010, 09:52 PM
Managed to hit 182 different stores and had signed menues and pic's with the girls when I was truck driving.
Beat the hell out of truck stops and lot lizzards.
Man what a New years even at Panama City Beach FL 1998/99
Woke up with my truck and trailer out on the beach stuck.
and there were 4 of us cuddled up passed out in the bunk LMAO

4 truckers cuddling?

You didn't fill in all the holes of your story.

CrazyPhuD
07-10-2010, 10:56 PM
4 truckers cuddling?

You didn't fill in all the holes of your story.

I'm sure the other truckers were there to fill in the holes....

LaChapelle
07-10-2010, 11:31 PM
Low Wassie Eminence Ink
Jacks Fork Owls Bend
Missouri Rand McNally O -14&15

boogblaster
07-11-2010, 06:48 AM
Omamma wins ....

mikeyis4dcats.
07-11-2010, 08:18 AM
hi opcat

Stewie
07-11-2010, 12:58 PM
Heh! Screw Hooters. Love the interviews...

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Mr. Laz
07-11-2010, 01:17 PM
Black woman wins. She was manly looking.

Is this the Obama effect?
are you a moron?

bevischief
07-11-2010, 03:36 PM
What time is the re-broadcast and channel?

googlegoogle
07-11-2010, 05:07 PM
"hi opcat"

"are you a moron?


Hi angry black folk!

Over-Head
07-11-2010, 10:23 PM
4 truckers cuddling?

You didn't fill in all the holes of your story.
I had been doing flips back and forth from Toronto for 3 weeks doing 2 FULL round trips a week.
Wasted on speed, and in desperate need of sleep.
Didn't dawn on me what day it was when I delivered, nor that it was New Years eve.

Unloaded, found the "Hooters" I passed on teh way in, scouted a place to park, and back up right between the Hotell, and the Resturant!!!
what a deal!!
Walked in with my photo albums, told the girls I was one of teh 6 at the time members of teh 100 stores plus club as certified in Atlanta head office,,,,(the girls in that place go directly to the playboy mansion I swear!!!) of having 100 or more store menus autographed with accompaning pictures.
A guy with "Swift Transport" was featured in the magazine as being the "first of us". 2 of us could argue, but hell, we had 50% off gold cards, for ANY storeANY time, ANY table bill.

And use it i did :evil:
As often as I could:evil::evil:

I remember getting close to midnight, and by then the place was empty I was hammered.
Just me by my lonsome getting "Gold Card Member" 50% off, PLUS 5 singles at picture price you get teh pic.

Anyway just me and 3 very bord waitresses,
Ended up they wanted a ride in a big truck, said I can't i'm drunk, so I descided ok, I can give you a very short ride.
We all hop in, 2 in the bunk, one riding shotgun.

I Then procedded to backed it up over a few flower beds, and a curb or two, (I still deny taking out the brick planter..swear to god it wasn't me :shake:) between the Best Western and Hooters, on the main drag of Panama City Beach, bounced it over a curb and parked the ****er right on the beach.

we drank more beer, they cracked a few bottles of wine, we all got shit faced, and sat on the back of my empty drop deck low boy, shooting bottle rockets at the ocen until I started getting sleepy around 3-4am and remember saying
" i'm hitting the bunk, doors open I dont bite, plus i'm too damn drunk to screw wake me up for breakfast"

When I woke up the next morning, I had a blanket over top of me, I was in my cloths, so was the blond beside me, the one beside her, and the red head acrosss our feet.

I never sauid a word till they all started comming around a bit later, one by one we got out, they thanked me for being a gentelman, and they took me out for a steak and eggs breakfast. Took me back to the truck and left me with huggs all around, 2 pecks on teh cheek, one peck on the lips, And as blue balled as a 3 peckered rabbit!!!!!

While I laid in the bunk I kept telling myself,
"No one will ever ****en believe this one, I might as well just STFU about it"

Then smiled and thought, ya know what, when the day comes SOMEONE finally askes me about that night i'll tell the story.

And you sir win the prize!!! (no shit) I wrote a lot of stories about life on the highway in teh other forum, but never have been asked to elaborate on that night by anyone.

I guess I never told anyone because who in their right mind parties with 3 hot (as could be for working New years eve) collage chicks, and has all of them in bed, fully clothed!!!! :banghead:
Yeah, I suck :(

T-post Tom
07-11-2010, 10:29 PM
Heh! Screw Hooters. Love the interviews...

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I liked the brunette, #3. Lovely.

Ouch, the MC is not good.

googlegoogle
07-11-2010, 11:18 PM
I liked the brunette, #3. Lovely.

Ouch, the MC is not good.

no.2 was the best. brunette better than the winner.

Tribal Warfare
07-11-2010, 11:23 PM
I liked the brunette, #3. Lovely.

Ouch, the MC is not good.

#1 must've given the best BJs

bowener
07-11-2010, 11:52 PM
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greg63
07-11-2010, 11:55 PM
http://stoptheinvasionoforegon.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/thats-racist.gif

I'm sure about that. :spock:

T-post Tom
07-12-2010, 12:07 AM
I used to live with the CoMo candidate, Keri Kranz.

You rock! I want to be you when I grow up. :clap:

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T-post Tom
07-12-2010, 12:10 AM
no.2 was the best. brunette better than the winner.

i'm partial to brunettes, but they can all eat crackers in my bed

Over-Head
07-12-2010, 11:01 PM
i'm partial to brunettes, but they can all eat crackers in my bed

Then heres your song :thumb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nLd7Wl7n8&feature=fvw