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vailpass
07-12-2010, 04:52 PM
I invited a few Mexicans for lunch. Carne Asada, Pork Adobada, pollo Asado were their names and they were accompanied by Chile Verde and chased by Coquito Flan. They were all very friendly at first as well as delicious.

Border wars began immediately after I finished with them. It started with minor flare ups and quickly escalated to a full-scale uprising with no respect for race, creed, color or porcelain. Violent expulsions are laying waste to innocent bystanders.

I am now faced with the task of trying to get rid of them after they have already infiltrated my system. It seems like every time I get rid of one two more pop up to take their place. Considering calling out the national guard or maybe roto rooter.

bishop_74
07-12-2010, 04:55 PM
The answer to your question is "Wet wipes"

Reaper16
07-12-2010, 04:57 PM
Oh, it's a metaphor.

RJ
07-12-2010, 04:59 PM
Sounds like they did a job Americans don't want to do.

petegz28
07-12-2010, 04:59 PM
This wouldn't have happened, or at least you wouldn't have cared if it happened it you invited Jose Quervo.

Donger
07-12-2010, 05:04 PM
Oh, it's a metaphor.

You didn't think that vail would dirty himself by actually eating with the help, did you?

CrazyPhuD
07-12-2010, 05:07 PM
Who gives a shit?

Buck
07-12-2010, 05:10 PM
Shiiiit.

You are probably going to shit out more than you ate.

bevischief
07-12-2010, 05:10 PM
Go to Arizona...

Gonzo
07-12-2010, 05:13 PM
Oh, it's a metaphor.

LMAO
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Dave Lane
07-12-2010, 05:24 PM
You didn't think that vail would dirty himself by actually eating with the help, did you?

Sometimes you rock ROFL

Donger
07-12-2010, 05:31 PM
Sometimes you rock ROFL

I guess you could interpret that that way.

bevischief
07-12-2010, 05:43 PM
Depends the problem is solved.

vailpass
07-12-2010, 06:00 PM
You didn't think that vail would dirty himself by actually eating with the help, did you?

But of course not. :D

vailpass
07-12-2010, 06:00 PM
Sometimes you rock ROFL

You poor bastard.

vailpass
07-12-2010, 06:01 PM
Sounds like they did a job Americans don't want to do.

:D

Brock
07-12-2010, 06:02 PM
Better get some popsicles.

ClevelandBronco
07-12-2010, 06:22 PM
Better get some popsicles.

Two at a time. If you need a diagram, forget it.

boogblaster
07-12-2010, 06:26 PM
cold beer

CrazyPhuD
07-12-2010, 06:28 PM
Better get some poopsicles.

FYP

Gonzo
07-12-2010, 06:33 PM
Pour milk down your crack.
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bevischief
07-12-2010, 06:37 PM
They make a cream for that...

vailpass
07-12-2010, 06:52 PM
They make a cream for that...

There is no cream that impede blasts of liquid travelling at the speed of light. Spackle is what is needed.

Reaper16
07-12-2010, 07:01 PM
Pepto Bismol = drug running, etc.

BigOlChiefsfan
07-12-2010, 07:03 PM
La Raza!

La raza al cuarto de baņo

mikey23545
07-12-2010, 07:10 PM
Sounds like they did a job Americans don't want to do.

ROFL

Saul Good
07-12-2010, 07:48 PM
Obama's going to sue you for deporting brownies.

googlegoogle
07-13-2010, 12:27 AM
vailpass = racist motherf*****er.

damn.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-13-2010, 01:31 AM
I invited a few Mexicans for lunch. Carne Asada, Pork Adobada, pollo Asado were their names and they were accompanied by Chile Verde and chased by Coquito Flan. They were all very friendly at first as well as delicious.

Border wars began immediately after I finished with them. It started with minor flare ups and quickly escalated to a full-scale uprising with no respect for race, creed, color or porcelain. Violent expulsions are laying waste to innocent bystanders.

I am now faced with the task of trying to get rid of them after they have already infiltrated my system. It seems like every time I get rid of one two more pop up to take their place. Considering calling out the national guard or maybe roto rooter.

Diagnosis:

Patient exhibits Burrosis of the Colon.

Treatment:

Drive to 36th Street and Thomas, throw $20.00 bill on to middle of Home Depot parking lot, and take a big dump.

Symptoms should disappear immediately.

vailpass
07-13-2010, 01:19 PM
vailpass = racist motherf*****er.

damn.

ROFL My first poop thread and it brought out some dandies.
(I assume you are kidding here)

vailpass
07-13-2010, 01:19 PM
Diagnosis:

Patient exhibits Burrosis of the Colon.

Treatment:

Drive to 36th Street and Thomas, throw $20.00 bill on to middle of Home Depot parking lot, and take a big dump.

Symptoms should disappear immediately.

Nice! Think I'll detour through Guadalupe for a follow-up cure.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-14-2010, 12:29 PM
Nice! Think I'll detour through Guadalupe for a follow-up cure.

:LOL:LMAO

So I've been invited to take the 911 communication test; think I should do it?

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:31 PM
:LOL:LMAO

So I've been invited to take the 911 communication test; think I should do it?

Hell yes. What does it entail?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-14-2010, 12:33 PM
Hell yes. What does it entail?


(Please do not reply to this e-mail as the mailbox is not monitored. If you need additional assistance please refer to the contact information above.)

This is your invitation to participate in the written exam for Police Communication Operator (9-1-1/Crimestop), which will be held on Tuesday, July 27. The entire testing process will take approximately 3.5 hours (from check-in to the end of the exam).
You must present photo identification to be admitted to the exam and NO ONE WILL BE ADMITTED AFTER THE EXAM HAS BEGUN.
Please read the following information carefully:
Exam Date & Time: Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Check in will begin at 8:45 a.m. and the testing process will begin at 9:15 a.m.
Study Guide: You may download the study guide at http://phoenix.gov/jobs/guide.pdf
Location: Phoenix Convention Center, South Building Meeting Rooms, 33 S. 3rd St. (this is the address of the Convention Center's South Building and is different that what is printed on the study guide.)
Directions & Parking Map: http://phoenix.gov/conventioncenter/parkingP.html#
Parking: You should plan to park for 3.5 hours. Most parking garages charge up to $12.00 per day, regardless of the hours parked. Use of the light rail or bus is highly recommended. A one-way ticket costs $1.75 or a daily pass costs $3.50. Parking at meters is not recommended since the time allowed to park at meters varies and they are enforced from 8:00 a.m. until 8:00 p.m. Monday ? Saturday. For more information on the bus and light rail schedule, go to: www.valleymetro.org (http://www.valleymetro.org/). The City of Phoenix does not validate parking and is not responsible for parking costs.
Reasonable Accommodations: Requests for reasonable accommodations for individuals with disabilities should be directed to the Human Resources Department immediately, phone: 602/495-5703 (Voice) or 602/261-8687 (TTY).
Sincerely,
Laura Neal
Senior Human Resources Analyst


This.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:35 PM
This.

Looks like a solid gig. You interested in it?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-14-2010, 12:40 PM
Looks like a solid gig. You interested in it?

I'm interested in getting my ass back to work, so yes.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:43 PM
I'm interested in getting my ass back to work, so yes.

Good on you then, let us know how it goes. Hope you never have to be the dispatcher that does final radio call at a cop's funeral, saddest fugging thing I've ever heard.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Good on you then, let us know how it goes. Hope you never have to be the dispatcher that does final radio call at a cop's funeral, saddest fugging thing I've ever heard.

Retired Cop told me that many of the 911 ops were heavy drinkers. Said you see/hear the worst that humanity has to offer.