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boogblaster
07-14-2010, 08:00 AM
CNN reports Taliban trainin' monkeys to shoot US troops ...

Rooster
07-14-2010, 08:19 AM
I think Donger has a monkey he could sell them.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 08:27 AM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071018214123/familyguy/images/2/2e/Evil_Monkey.gif



Hopefully these monkeys don't learn from this.... this could be the start of a planet of the apes type takeover...

Donger
07-14-2010, 08:30 AM
I think Donger has a monkey he could sell them.

I'd like to go on record that I did NOT sell any monkeys to these people. I have my morals.

Dave Lane
07-14-2010, 08:31 AM
Sure thing :rolleyes: cuz who would suspect a monkey dragging around a AK47

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 08:31 AM
I'd like to go on record that I did NOT sell any monkeys to these people. I have my morals.

i heard you sell them to a 3rd party, who sells them to those people...

Donger
07-14-2010, 08:36 AM
i heard you sell them to a 3rd party, who sells them to those people...

All my monkeys are GPS tagged and I can remote detonate them if they wander outside of their prescribed territory.

Hog Farmer
07-14-2010, 08:41 AM
I wonder if they fuck them first ?

Frazod
07-14-2010, 09:01 AM
To be fair, the average monkey is probably brighter than the average Muslim terrorist.

If you tried to convince a monkey he'll get 72 virgins in heaven if he blows himself up, he'd probably smear shit in your face and climb a tree to get away from you.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 09:07 AM
I doubt our troops would even be able to tell them apart...

gblowfish
07-14-2010, 09:14 AM
First in with...
"Well, guess we'll just have to spank em!"

Hog Farmer
07-14-2010, 09:44 AM
To be fair, the average monkey is probably brighter than the average Muslim terrorist.

If you tried to convince a monkey he'll get 72 virgins in heaven if he blows himself up, he'd probably smear shit in your face and climb a tree to get away from you.


ROFL That was fuckin funny !

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 10:14 AM
In response, I'll bet we start training gorillas. Take that, terrorists.

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:18 AM
In response, I'll bet we start training gorillas. Take that, terrorists.

Unwise escalation. Next thing you know, they introduce chimps into the mix, and that's when they start hunting all of us.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:23 AM
In response, I'll bet we start training gorillas. Take that, terrorists.

The Vietnamese already did that.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:24 AM
In response, I'll bet we start training gorillas. Take that, terrorists.

thinking about this further... could you imagine how fucking scary it would be battling a shit ton of AK-47 weilding Gorillas? damn, man.... talk about nightmare...

OnTheWarpath58
07-14-2010, 10:25 AM
To be fair, the average monkey is probably brighter than the average Muslim terrorist.

If you tried to convince a monkey he'll get 72 virgins in heaven if he blows himself up, he'd probably smear shit in your face and climb a tree to get away from you.

LMAO

Hog Farmer
07-14-2010, 04:54 PM
thinking about this further... could you imagine how ****ing scary it would be battling a shit ton of AK-47 weilding Gorillas? damn, man.... talk about nightmare...

All you'd have to do is fly over and drop a shit load of bananas and they'd be done in.

seclark
07-14-2010, 04:56 PM
All you'd have to do is fly over and drop a shit load of bananas and they'd be done in.

just chuck a frog at em.
no biggie
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Pestilence
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
http://www.alittlecandle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/monkeygun-300x217.jpg

Demonpenz
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
I'm not worried, they didn't even play their instruments

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:00 PM
http://www.alittlecandle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/monkeygun-300x217.jpg

Not to nit-pick (like a monkey), but that's not a monkey.

Pestilence
07-14-2010, 05:03 PM
Not to nit-pick (like a monkey), but that's not a monkey.

Somehow I knew that you would respond with that.

Pestilence
07-14-2010, 05:04 PM
AMERICA HAS RESPONDED!!!

http://www.thelookmachine.com/weblog/squirrel%20with%20machine%20gun.jpg

FAX
07-14-2010, 05:06 PM
I like the frog idea. Good thinking, Mr. seclark.

Anyways, I don't think there's a whole heck of a lot to worry about. According to a recent peer-reviewed article in Scientific American, it takes over 200,000 tons of monkey poo to bring down your average 12 story building. If you figure that every monkey is good for say ... 1 pound of monkey poo per day, that would mean you need about 400 million monkeys to do any significant damage in any given 24 hour period (assuming no clean up crew is available) and the latest census pegs the current adult monkey population at about 40 million total monkeys. They'd be better off training rhinos.

FAX

Taco John
07-14-2010, 05:06 PM
This is who we are in a global war with.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 05:08 PM
Not to nit-pick (like a monkey), but that's not a monkey.

ape?

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