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MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:26 AM
Been seeing my ex's best friend for a few months now and last night I asked her what initially interested her about me. She said she knew I was a Chiefs and Royals fan, and any guy that would stick by those teams has to be loyal and trustworthy. I dont know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. :(

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 10:27 AM
Just PIIHB and don't think about it.

InChiefsHell
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
Been seeing my ex's best friend for a few months now and last night I asked her what initially interested her about me. She said she knew I was a Chiefs and Royals fan, and any guy that would stick by those teams has to be loyal and trustworthy. I dont know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. :(

Your ex's best friend? Are they still friends? If so, she's plotting against you dude...

Fish
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
Here we go..............................

teedubya
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
In before 7000 posts.

booyaf2
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
Not this shit again......

InChiefsHell
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
...and she probably meant it as a compliment...

Garcia Bronco
07-14-2010, 10:28 AM
I dont know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. :(

It's both kinds; Country and Western.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:29 AM
Just PIIHB and don't think about it.

Good start to an inevitably stellar thread.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:29 AM
Your ex's best friend? Are they still friends? If so, she's plotting against you dude...

Esto.

It's a conspiracy. You have been warned.

KCUnited
07-14-2010, 10:29 AM
Fuck yes!!1

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 10:30 AM
How does your ex think about your current rendevous?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Your ex's best friend? Are they still friends? If so, she's plotting against you dude...

No, not since we started dating obviously. Actually they hadn't talked for awhile before I started dating her. She didnt consider my ex her best friend, but my ex doesn't have many friends so she thought they were.

milkman
07-14-2010, 10:31 AM
She wants a dog.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:31 AM
How does your ex think about your current rendevous?

It doesn't matter. Whatever she says is a lie.

DaKCMan AP
07-14-2010, 10:31 AM
Some people never learn..

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Esto.

It's a conspiracy. You have been warned.


Well if she's spying on me she's going pretty far. She's already let me PIIHB several times.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:32 AM
No, not since we started dating obviously. Actually they hadn't talked for awhile before I started dating her. She didnt consider my ex her best friend, but my ex doesn't have hardly any friends so she thought they were.

Uh oh. That's how bitches get killed.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:32 AM
She knows her sports. :thumb: Be careful though and don't tell her about CP. You have too many threads on here that could lead to disaster if you want to get serious w/ her. That and it's just a bad idea to have a g/f or spouse post on here. :D

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:33 AM
Well if she's spying on me she's going pretty far. She's already let me PIIHB several times.

Hey. When you're undercover, you gots to do what ya gots to do.















How was it? Did she scream?

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 10:33 AM
Well if she's spying on me she's going pretty far. She's already let me PIIHB several times.

Worthless without pics.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:34 AM
Hey. When you're undercover, you gots to do what ya gots to do.















How was it? Did she scream?

She loves it. First girl Ive met that would even let me.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:35 AM
She loves it. First girl Ive met that would even let me.

Hrmmm

Worthless w/o pics then.BTW...she's apparently a keeper

Radar Chief
07-14-2010, 10:37 AM
She loves it. First girl Ive met that would even let me.

Score!

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:38 AM
this went from a "you're being a dumbass" thread to a high fiving "you da man" thread in less than 25 posts.

kepp
07-14-2010, 10:39 AM
Some people never learn..

Pretty much the first thing that came to mind for me. Well, besides TTIWWP.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:39 AM
this went from a "you're being a dumbass" thread to a high fiving "you da man" thread in less than 25 posts.

Behold, the power of PIIHB!

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:39 AM
this went from a "you're being a dumbass" thread to a high fiving "you da man" thread in less than 25 posts.

Behold the power of anal sex.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:41 AM
Behold the power of anal sex.

Beat ya to it! ;)

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:42 AM
this went from a "you're being a dumbass" thread to a high fiving "you da man" thread in less than 25 posts. Im being a dumbass for dating my ex's friend? Damn, several people were advising me to do just that a year ago but I didnt try because I didnt think any of her friends would!

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:43 AM
One day, I too will have anal sechs.

BigCatDaddy
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
You still bangin the ex broski?

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
One day, I too will have anal sechs.

Ok, but be sure to have him lube you up first. :thumb:

milkman
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Im being a dumbass for dating my ex's friend? Damn, several people were advising me to do just that a year ago but I didnt try because I didnt think any of her friends would!

I think it's "You're being a dumbass", because you talk about personal matters on an open public forum.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Beat ya to it! ;)

Damn it!

Phobia
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
I'm already bored. I don't think any story MTG posts is all that surprising any longer. As long as the gal likes how you've decorated the trailer, there is hope.

chiefsnorth
07-14-2010, 10:47 AM
Sounds like a promising relationship. Let me guess, your history of making good choices in the love arena is a bit checkered?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:47 AM
You still bangin the ex broski?

No, havent since March.
I think it's "You're being a dumbass", because you talk about personal matters on an open public forum.

Im not worried about it, dont care really. Only two people here even know what I look like and nobody knows my ex.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:48 AM
Sounds like a promising relationship. Let me guess, your history of making good choices in the love arena is a bit checkered?

yeah but only for the last year

I'm already bored. I don't think any story MTG posts is all that surprising any longer. As long as the gal likes how you've decorated the trailer, there is hope.

3 bedroom house in a nice neighborhood actually but thanks phil

Phobia
07-14-2010, 10:49 AM
Im not worried about it, dont care really. Only two people here even know what I look like and nobody knows my ex.
Awesome. I predict it will be no less than a week before your ex is posting here.

Phobia
07-14-2010, 10:50 AM
3 bedroom house in a nice neighborhood actually but thanks phil
Do they allow decks off the side door?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:50 AM
Awesome. I predict it will be no less than a week before your ex is posting here.

Ive been posting this shit for over a year, why do u think she will just now find out about it? :D

Ebolapox
07-14-2010, 10:51 AM
this will NOT end well.

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:51 AM
So, when engaging in anal sex, do you chaps always wear a condom?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:53 AM
this will NOT end well.

When my ex found out she actually had the nerve to call me crying and asked me how I could do this to her. I laughed so hard and she hung up.

Phobia
07-14-2010, 10:54 AM
Ive been posting this shit for over a year, why do u think she will just now find out about it? :D

Dude - I've been on this site 10 years. I've seen it all. It's just too big a site to expect people not to connect the dots. If she doesn't log on and post, it will be her sister or her mother defending her and trashing you. Wild things happen here even if you don't think you know anybody here.

booyaf2
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
More info on the buttsex please

Pants
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
So, when engaging in anal sex, do you chaps always wear a condom?

Nope. But you do have to shower afterward. It's surprisingly not as nasty as one would imagine.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
Dude - I've been on this site 10 years. I've seen it all. It's just too big a site to expect people not to connect the dots. If she doesn't log on and post, it will be her sister or her mother defending her and trashing you. Wild things happen here even if you don't think you know anybody here.

I know, Ive seen shit like that happen too. But she doesnt have much of a family, and the ones she does have would never come to a site like this. Most dont even use the internet. Plus Daface deleted most of my threads awhile back anyway...

Pants
07-14-2010, 10:56 AM
I know, Ive seen shit like that happen too. But she doesnt have much of a family, and the ones she does have would never come to a site like this. Most dont even use the internet. Plus Daface deleted most of my threads awhile back anyway...

Is she still with that 21 year old loser? How's her pregnancy going?

Bowser
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
I move to make this smiley - rochambeau - now be activated by :MTG #10:. Seconds?

dirk digler
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
So MTG have you gotten over your ex yet?

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
"She found me. I don't know how, but she found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!"

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 10:58 AM
Is she still with that 21 year old loser? How's her pregnancy going?

Yeah and she cheats on him and treats him like shit but he still kisses her ass. She had her baby a few months ago.

sedated
07-14-2010, 11:02 AM
<img src="http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/Droidekea/Imagenes%20para%20foros/its-a-trap.jpg">

Rudy lost the toss
07-14-2010, 11:02 AM
gawd dammit

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 11:02 AM
Is she still with that 21 year old loser? How's her pregnancy going?


Yeah and she cheats on him and treats him like shit but he still kisses her ass. She had her baby a few months ago, you must have missed my last thread.

So MTG have you gotten over your ex yet?

I think so. Whenever I think about her I get sick to my stomach, but I felt that way before then relapsed so dont know for sure.

Pants
07-14-2010, 11:02 AM
Yeah and she cheats on him and treats him like shit but he still kisses her ass. She had her baby a few months ago.

LMAO

Nice.

I like this MTG guy.

DaKCMan AP
07-14-2010, 11:04 AM
I think so. Whenever I think about her I get sick to my stomach, but I felt that way before then relapsed so dont know for sure.

Then, no, you're not.

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2010, 11:05 AM
Yeah and she cheats on him and treats him like shit but he still kisses her ass. She had her baby a few months ago.Wow. She just went batshit crazy, huh? You're certainly better off.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 11:05 AM
More info on the buttsex please

http://filer.case.edu/enm5/perv2.jpg

The Bad Guy
07-14-2010, 11:06 AM
Honestly, something had to happen to you in your childhood to be this stupid.

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2010, 11:06 AM
Oh, and the Balloon girl probably would have let you PIIHB if you had gone on the balloon ride...

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 11:06 AM
Wow. She just went batshit crazy, huh? You're certainly better off.

I know. Looking back at everything and seeing how she is now confirms that she was always a worthless whore. She was a whore when I met her but I thought she changed. I was wrong.

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:08 AM
Nope. But you do have to shower afterward. It's surprisingly not as nasty as one would imagine.

Nope, can't do it. Just can't.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:08 AM
Honestly, something had to happen to you in your childhood to be this stupid.

Badgrannyesque beat down in 3... 2... 1...

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2010, 11:08 AM
I know. Looking back at everything and seeing how she is now confirms that she was always a worthless whore. She was a whore when I met her but I thought she changed. I was wrong.Makes you wonder if that young guy was the only guy she cheated on you with...:hmmm:

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 11:11 AM
Don't best friends typically share similar values and philosophies?

Back when I was a pup, I was engaged to a train wreck of a woman. My first clue should've been that I absolutely despised every one of her friends.

KCUnited
07-14-2010, 11:11 AM
How's dat ass compare to the 3rd trimester snatch you was getting and that swamp thing you was drowning in for a bit?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 11:15 AM
Don't best friends typically share similar values and philosophies?

Back when I was a pup, I was engaged to a train wreck of a woman. My first clue should've been that I absolutely despised every one of her friends.

Good point but I dont want to marry this girl or anything.

How's dat ass compare to the 3rd trimester snatch you was getting and that swamp thing you was drowning in for a bit?

Unfortunately, my ex is still the best Ive ever had but her friend is a thousand times better than swamp thing or balloon girl or whatever you want to call her.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 11:24 AM
I know. Looking back at everything and seeing how she is now confirms that she was always a worthless whore. She was a whore when I met her but I thought she changed. I was wrong.

Can't turn a ho into a housewife. Don't worry, I learned this the hard way too.

The Bad Guy
07-14-2010, 11:25 AM
Why date her friend? I know you have kids with her, but honestly, it seems like you always want some type of twisted connection to her.

MOhillbilly
07-14-2010, 11:26 AM
Do you make her suck it after you put it in her ass?

Der Flöprer
07-14-2010, 11:30 AM
This may not be popular, but I say good for fucking you. Bang ALL of her friends.

-King-
07-14-2010, 11:31 AM
Nope, can't do it. Just can't.

Me neither. Never have, never will. I never understand how people do it.
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chiefsnorth
07-14-2010, 11:31 AM
How's dat ass compare to the 3rd trimester snatch you was getting and that swamp thing you was drowning in for a bit?

So while his ex who cheated on him was heavily pregnant with someone else's baby he was still sleeping with her?

Sounds like codependency that still remains. He is hanging on to whatever connection he can have, however sick it may be...

notorious
07-14-2010, 11:32 AM
This may not be popular, but I say good for ****ing you. Bang ALL of her friends.

This.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 11:32 AM
I wondered who would take badgirl's place

wutamess
07-14-2010, 11:34 AM
So how'd you and ex's best friend hook up? Full details please. You've just made my day. I was wondering when your next post would be.

KCUnited
07-14-2010, 11:37 AM
Unfortunately, my ex is still the best Ive ever had but her friend is a thousand times better than swamp thing or balloon girl or whatever you want to call her.

Need you to report to the How's Your Game thread, professor.

luv
07-14-2010, 11:39 AM
I wondered who would take badgirl's place

Difference is he's a guy, and he's having anal. There won't be a beatdown.

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:43 AM
Difference is he's a guy having anal. There won't be a beatdown.

Someone anally copulated with badgirl? That's the sexual equivalent of the opening scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

GoHuge
07-14-2010, 11:44 AM
Just further proof of how scandalous chicks (by no means all of them) can be. Most guys wouldn't touch their bestfriend's ex. That is an absolute look, but don't touch in my book. I've had the same two bestfriends since grade school and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. Friends like that don't grow on trees. I don't think I could do it even if I had my friends blessing. Entire situation would be beyond awkward. I'm not saying the chick is a bitch, but I don't think I'd date someone that would do that to their bestfriend. Just gives you a little glimpse into what is morally correct in her mind, but if you're just fucking her and not looking for more I say have at it. Just not somebody I'd want to be in a relationship with. I'm sure in her mind there is alot of gray area when it comes to what constitutes cheating as well.

luv
07-14-2010, 11:44 AM
Someone anally copulated with badgirl? That's the sexual equivalent of the opening scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I corrected my post. I can see where your confusion came from.

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 11:45 AM
So how'd you and ex's best friend hook up? Full details please. You've just made my day. I was wondering when your next post would be.
.

Valiant
07-14-2010, 11:49 AM
Yeah and she cheats on him and treats him like shit but he still kisses her ass. She had her baby a few months ago, you must have missed my last thread.






Maybe he should come on here and post??

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 11:50 AM
This may not be popular, but I say good for ****ing you. Bang ALL of her friends.

This. Twice

kstater
07-14-2010, 11:50 AM
I don't know why you got offended the last thread about your sex life when I called you trailer trash.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 11:52 AM
Just further proof of how scandalous chicks (by no means all of them) can be. Most guys wouldn't touch their bestfriend's ex. That is an absolute look, but don't touch in my book. I've had the same two bestfriends since grade school and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. Friends like that don't grow on trees. I don't think I could do it even if I had my friends blessing. Entire situation would be beyond awkward. I'm not saying the chick is a bitch, but I don't think I'd date someone that would do that to their bestfriend. Just gives you a little glimpse into what is morally correct in her mind, but if you're just ****ing her and not looking for more I say have at it. Just not somebody I'd want to be in a relationship with. I'm sure in her mind there is alot of gray area when it comes to what constitutes cheating as well.

His current didn't consider his ex as her best friend.

Der Flöprer
07-14-2010, 11:52 AM
So how'd you and ex's best friend hook up? Full details please. You've just made my day. I was wondering when your next post would be.

ROFL

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 11:55 AM
Meh, Anal is over-rated. Just ask Flopnuts, he was there.

Der Flöprer
07-14-2010, 11:56 AM
Meh, Anal is over-rated. Just ask Flopnuts, he was there.

Dude, I bottomed out on you and you want to say that was over-rated? Whatever. Your squeals say otherwise. :Lin: Alright, that was a bit much.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 11:57 AM
Meh, Anal is over-rated. Just ask Flopnuts, he was there.

Well this answers the poll question as to whether Lumpy has done it. :p

luv
07-14-2010, 11:58 AM
Well this answers the poll question as to whether Lumpy has done it. :p

:shake:

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 11:59 AM
Dude, I bottomed out on you and you want to say that was over-rated? Whatever. Your squeals say otherwise. :Lin: Alright, that was a bit much.


ATM FTL

:(

Fish
07-14-2010, 12:00 PM
Why date her friend? I know you have kids with her, but honestly, it seems like you always want some type of twisted connection to her.

Geee... ya think?

That woman placed some wicked fucking voodoo on this poor dude. Every post I've read of his for the last 2 years has involved his ex-wife in some way or another. And he still tries to deny that fact each time he creates another thread like this.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 12:00 PM
So how'd you and ex's best friend hook up? Full details please. You've just made my day. I was wondering when your next post would be.

Facebook, same way Ive hooked up with the last two girls. She sent me a friend request, I was suspicious and asked her if my ex put her up to it, she said no, one thing lead to another, and Ive been PIIHB ever since.

kc rush
07-14-2010, 12:06 PM
So are you officially divorced now?

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 12:09 PM
So are you officially divorced now?

No not yet

Fish
07-14-2010, 12:10 PM
No not yet

:facepalm:

JFC....

kepp
07-14-2010, 12:10 PM
No not yet

double-:facepalm:

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 12:11 PM
sweet! Two Anal threads at once!

LaChapelle
07-14-2010, 12:36 PM
Bragg City Frisbee
Missouri Rand McNally S -19

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:39 PM
When my ex found out she actually had the nerve to call me crying and asked me how I could do this to her. I laughed so hard and she hung up.

That doesn't sound like a revenge fantasy that only happened in your mind, not even one little bit.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:40 PM
So are you officially divorced now?

IMHO that divorce was final the minute she took another man's cock inside her.

wutamess
07-14-2010, 12:48 PM
Facebook, same way Ive hooked up with the last two girls. She sent me a friend request, I was suspicious and asked her if my ex put her up to it, she said no, one thing lead to another, and Ive been PIIHB ever since.

That's not detailed enuf...
How'd you guys get from flirting to :hump:, etc.
Who's idea was it? what was said? first date? Come on man... I'm at work bored and need full entertaining details.

luv
07-14-2010, 12:51 PM
That's not detailed enuf...
How'd you guys get from flirting to :hump:, etc.
Who's idea was it? what was said? first date? Come on man... I'm at work bored and need full entertaining details.

Dude, you're worse than a woman!

sedated
07-14-2010, 12:57 PM
That's not detailed enuf...
How'd you guys get from flirting to :hump:, etc.
Who's idea was it? what was said? first date? Come on man... I'm at work bored and need full entertaining details.

need some good fap material for tonight?

wutamess
07-14-2010, 01:02 PM
Dude, you're worse than a woman!

Or bored and need entertainment. Either way I'm...

http://thumb7.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/873/873,1173154659,18/stock-photo-female-doctor-in-a-listening-pose-2815636.jpg

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2010, 01:28 PM
I wondered who would take badgirl's place

ROFL I don't think MTG is NEARLY that bad.

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2010, 01:29 PM
Someone anally copulated with badgirl? That's the sexual equivalent of the opening scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.LMAO

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Been seeing my ex's best friend for a few months now and last night I asked her what initially interested her about me. She said she knew I was a Chiefs and Royals fan, and any guy that would stick by those teams has to be loyal and trustworthy. I dont know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. :(

Could the reason why she likes you, be because, she knows you are a doormat?? You let the ex treat you like shit and now the girls are passing you around like a toy. Just a thought to ponder.

Der Flöprer
07-14-2010, 02:23 PM
the girls are passing you around like a toy. Just a thought to ponder.

If only we could all be so lucky........................

wutamess
07-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Could the reason why she likes you, be because, she knows you are a doormat?? You let the ex treat you like shit and now the girls are passing you around like a toy. Just a thought to ponder.

:hmmm: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but isn't that a good problem to have? :shrug:

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 02:26 PM
next thread:

so I'm dating my ex's mom

QuikSsurfer
07-14-2010, 02:26 PM
:facepalm:

JFC....

This

Bwana
07-14-2010, 02:29 PM
http://bbs.backstage.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/947107162/inlineimg/Y/ATWT.jpg

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 02:32 PM
If only we could all be so lucky........................

:hmmm: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but isn't that a good problem to have? :shrug:

For guys, maybe it is a good problem to have. But, I wouldn't think any one would want to be a door mat.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Could the reason why she likes you, be because, she knows you are a doormat?? You let the ex treat you like shit and now the girls are passing you around like a toy. Just a thought to ponder.

Wrong. The reason why she is surrendering the butt is because chicks like OPP.

Yeah, you know.

OPP

After all, he is STILL married. And he was a friend's OPP at one time.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:34 PM
For guys, maybe it is a good problem to have. But, I wouldn't think any one would want to be a door mat.

Depends. Are they wiping their feet on me or their vagina?

GoHuge
07-14-2010, 02:34 PM
His current didn't consider his ex as her best friend.I knew I shouldn't have even chimed in. This whole thing is way too confusing. So the ex thinks it's her bestfriend, but the non-bestfriend doesn't consider the ex her BFF? Still not divorced? JFC I think all of the people involved in this are part of the goof troop and quite likely the founding members.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 02:36 PM
Wrong. The reason why she is surrendering the butt is because chicks like OPP.

Yeah, you know.

OPP

After all, he is STILL married. And he was a friend's OPP at one time.

So, it is not a positive, no matter how it is sliced and diced.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 02:37 PM
Depends. Are they wiping their feet on me or their vagina?

Both, plus on many others.

wutamess
07-14-2010, 02:39 PM
For guys, maybe it is a good problem to have. But, I wouldn't think any one would want to be a door mat.

Millions... possibly BILLIONS of guys would LOVE to be a toss toy/doormat in his predicament. I know I would.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:40 PM
So, it is not a positive, no matter how it is sliced and diced.

I dont know. Isn't it every guys fantasy to be used as just a sex object? If that is what she is doing, of course.

KCUnited
07-14-2010, 02:42 PM
http://bbs.backstage.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/947107162/inlineimg/Y/ATWT.jpg

Photoshop a gaping butthole as the "O" in World and this would be dead on.

raybec 4
07-14-2010, 02:43 PM
So when is this Springer/Maury/Montel episode going to air so we can get a visual on these hos?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Okay, if you boys say so!! :thumb:

Mile High Mania
07-14-2010, 02:51 PM
Still not divorced ... well, no matter how crazy the wife is (can't really call her an ex), I don't think this is going to end well.

chiefsnorth
07-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Good point. I'm sure this will be very helpful to your side in the eventual divorce.

sedated
07-14-2010, 03:01 PM
For guys, maybe it is a good problem to have. But, I wouldn't think any one would want to be a door mat.

a doormat is one thing. but if he keep from falling for any of them (and becoming a doormat), its just a case of having a group of chicks who want to f**k him.

ClevelandBronco
07-14-2010, 03:01 PM
Reading this I found myself wondering what sort of a pitiful excuse for a woman would ever let a loser such as you get near her.

Then I found myself wondering what sort of a sorrowful, self-flagellating woman would ever let an utter failure such as you PIIHB.

Then I found myself wondering just how disease-ridden and vomit-inducing the ass of such a pathetic, used-up, gutter tramp of a woman must be.

Then I jammed a sharp pencil in my eye so I'd have something more pleasant to think about. And I feel better.

chiefsnorth
07-14-2010, 03:14 PM
ditto!
Posted via Mobile Device

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:15 PM
I knew I shouldn't have even chimed in. This whole thing is way too confusing. So the ex thinks it's her bestfriend, but the non-bestfriend doesn't consider the ex her BFF? Still not divorced? JFC I think all of the people involved in this are part of the goof troop and quite likely the founding members.

Its our own little soap opera. MTGs girl is gonna get pregnant but its going to turnout to be his ex's current boyfriends baby who by chance also got MTGs mom to let him PIIHB and....wait, what?

Frazod
07-14-2010, 03:29 PM
I'll read this thread later when I'm home and have had a couple of drinks.

wutamess
07-14-2010, 03:37 PM
I'll read this thread later when I'm home and have had a couple of drinks.

You're not really missing anything so far until fart knocker (pun intended) posts the details to his novel.

dirk digler
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
think so. Whenever I think about her I get sick to my stomach, but I felt that way before then relapsed so dont know for sure.

Well that's a start. When you absolutely feel nothing then you will be done with her and plus she still sounds like a whore if she is cheating again.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Why is everyone hating on MTG? U guys mad cuz he got to PIIHB?

Haters gonna Hate I guess.

Slainte
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Reading this I found myself wondering what sort of a pitiful excuse for a woman would ever let a loser such as you get near her.

Then I found myself wondering what sort of a sorrowful, self-flagellating woman would ever let an utter failure such as you PIIHB.

Then I found myself wondering just how disease-ridden and vomit-inducing the ass of such a pathetic, used-up, gutter tramp of a woman must be.

Then I jammed a sharp pencil in my eye so I'd have something more pleasant to think about. And I feel better.

Close. This. Thread.

threebag02
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Sweet another MTG 10 thread... I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dirk digler
07-14-2010, 03:41 PM
I know. Looking back at everything and seeing how she is now confirms that she was always a worthless whore. She was a whore when I met her but I thought she changed. I was wrong.

whores never change

|Zach|
07-14-2010, 03:42 PM
MTG seems like a nice guy and everything but wow...when you make bad decision after bad decision...come what may.

All the best to you.

CrazyPhuD
07-14-2010, 03:49 PM
I'm fully expecting this to be a chick w/dick an he's only ever PIIHB. Do the blow jobs feel too good?

Buehler445
07-14-2010, 04:02 PM
:facepalm:

JFC....

Yeah dude...

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 04:02 PM
Could the reason why she likes you, be because, she knows you are a doormat?? You let the ex treat you like shit and now the girls are passing you around like a toy. Just a thought to ponder.

My ex is the only female Ive ever been a "doormat" for. She is actually the 3rd woman to tell me she's in love with me since me and the ex split. I seem to have that effect on women. :dom:

Good point. I'm sure this will be very helpful to your side in the eventual divorce.

My lawyer advised me to stay married and keep our current arrangement as long as possible. In MO., even if the man and woman make the same amount of $ and have the kids equally, the man almost always still has to pay child support. My lawyer said when a judge sees that we've both had our own homes, our own incomes, and the kids 50/50 without paying each other a dime for over a year and its worked out fine that he will be more likely to just keep the current arrangement and not award her support.

I'm fully expecting this to be a chick w/dick an he's only ever PIIHB. Do the blow jobs feel too good?

No she sucks at it (no pun intended). She hates sucking dick, but she lets me PIIHB so its worth it. :)

raybec 4
07-14-2010, 04:06 PM
No she sucks at it (no pun intended). She hates sucking dick, but she lets me PIIHB so its worth it. :)
I'd rather have a good BJ, PIIHB is over rated.

wutamess
07-14-2010, 04:08 PM
I'd rather have a good BJ, PIIHB is over rated.

THIS!

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 04:09 PM
I'd rather have a good BJ, PIIHB is over rated.

I cant get off from BJ's. They're nice but I can do without.

Pants
07-14-2010, 04:11 PM
I'd rather have a good BJ, PIIHB is over rated.

I've never had a good BJ. :(

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:14 PM
I've never had a good BJ. :(

I think, unless the woman is a pro, BJ's are overrated. Id prefer to put it in her vag or pooper.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 04:23 PM
What is wrong with your significant others/girlfriends/boyfriends/wives? Really? BJ's are overrated? Never got off on one? WTF?

luv
07-14-2010, 04:26 PM
What is wrong with your significant others/girlfriends/boyfriends/wives? Really? BJ's are overrated? Never got off on one? WTF?

I'm wondering this, too. Someone's doing something wrong.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:28 PM
I'm wondering this, too. Someone's doing something wrong.

What is wrong with your significant others/girlfriends/boyfriends/wives? Really? BJ's are overrated? Never got off on one? WTF?

Would you ladies be so kind as to show us the error of our ways?

|Zach|
07-14-2010, 04:29 PM
I have had good ones...depending on the girl but...they are a bit overrated I would say.

MTG#10
07-14-2010, 04:29 PM
I guess Ive just never had a good one. I take forever, so the girls always give up.

boogblaster
07-14-2010, 04:30 PM
luv the bj meself

rockymtnchief
07-14-2010, 04:30 PM
Would you ladies be so kind as to show us the error of our ways?

Watch a few pornos and you'll figure out what you're doing wrong.:)

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 04:32 PM
http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/fullSize/f/7/f7944_ORIG-i_am_monitoring_this_thread.jpg

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:34 PM
Watch a few pornos and you'll figure out what you're doing wrong.:)

Ouch. Walked into that one. :banghead:

kstater
07-14-2010, 04:35 PM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/vertigo8/TrailerParkWeddin.jpg

booger
07-14-2010, 04:39 PM
Do they allow decks off the side door?

no just pet doors

SPchief
07-14-2010, 04:47 PM
What is wrong with your significant others/girlfriends/boyfriends/wives? Really? BJ's are overrated? Never got off on one? WTF?

Exactly, my girl can get me off in less than 2 minutes with her mouth, its great

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:49 PM
Exactly, my girl can get me off in less than 2 minutes with her mouth, its great

She is pretty good at it. Ill give you that. LMAO

Fruit Ninja
07-14-2010, 04:58 PM
I think it's "You're being a dumbass", because you talk about personal matters on an open public forum.

i dont think he gives a fuck, 99.9 percent of this board has no clue who he is in real life. He's just text on a screen that creates threads full of win. I am in.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:09 PM
http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/fullSize/f/7/f7944_ORIG-i_am_monitoring_this_thread.jpg

I had one of those when I was a kid. No one ever told me that I couldn't leave him in the sun..........

Param
07-14-2010, 06:21 PM
I think it's "You're being a dumbass", because you talk about personal matters on an open public forum.

If you don't like it, don't clik the thread.

Param
07-14-2010, 06:21 PM
Make sure to grab some titties while you pound her in the ass MTG!

Param
07-14-2010, 06:22 PM
He's just text on a screen that creates threads full of win. I am in.

I AGREE!

Iowanian
07-14-2010, 06:27 PM
I knew someone would eventually displace RoyIII for "Most date related threads in the HOC".

threebag02
07-14-2010, 09:21 PM
0. Blumpkin
1. Fore Play
2. Mutual masterbation
3. Little Oral Pleasuring
4. 69
5. 71....69 with two fingers in your ass
6. Curtain Rod through the Meat Curtains
7. PIIHB
8. Busta Nutt
9. Feltching Straw
Little kiss goodnight...Snowball

LaChapelle
07-14-2010, 10:00 PM
If you can't get off from a blowjob
you just may have a malpractice case against your circumciser
contact Amoret Passaic Foster and Spruce R McN K -5&6

BigMeatballDave
07-15-2010, 02:27 AM
Ask her for a 68... That a bj for you now and you'll owe her one later...

Saggysack
07-15-2010, 04:22 AM
My lawyer advised me to stay married and keep our current arrangement as long as possible. In MO., even if the man and woman make the same amount of $ and have the kids equally, the man almost always still has to pay child support. My lawyer said when a judge sees that we've both had our own homes, our own incomes, and the kids 50/50 without paying each other a dime for over a year and its worked out fine that he will be more likely to just keep the current arrangement and not award her support.

Did you just say that you aren't going to get divorced because you don't want to pay child support? Seriously, are you that fucking low?

Who presently has residential custody? I'm guessing the your legal wife, correct?

If you don't want to pay for child support. Fight for residential custody and STFU. Or else get divorced, pay child support like a man would and quit draggin your children through extra bullshit in the process.

Saggysack
07-15-2010, 04:45 AM
And let me just add something that your attorney obviously hasn't told you. Visitation and child support have no relationship to one another. In otherwords it doesn't matter if you have to kids 50/50 or 90/10. The only thing that matters to the court is who has primary/residential custody of the children.

Whenever that year comes up, get ready to fill out a bunch of forms stating your income and where it all goes so the judge can rightfully award the proper amount of child support to the parent with residential custody. And you going home thinking, why didn't I just put this shit behind me a year ago.

patteeu
07-15-2010, 08:15 AM
Did you just say that you aren't going to get divorced because you don't want to pay child support? Seriously, are you that ****ing low?

Who presently has residential custody? I'm guessing the your legal wife, correct?

If you don't want to pay for child support. Fight for residential custody and STFU. Or else get divorced, pay child support like a man would and quit draggin your children through extra bullshit in the process.

I'm pretty critical of MTG's dealings with his wife and his girlfriends, but at least I've read enough of his posts to base my criticism in reality.

wutamess
07-15-2010, 08:30 AM
I'm pretty critical of MTG's dealings with his wife and his girlfriends, but at least I've read enough of his posts to base my criticism in reality.

Could you explain this stance? I have no idea what you mean.

patteeu
07-15-2010, 09:11 AM
Could you explain this stance? I have no idea what you mean.

He says he has the kids at least half time. Since it's not court ordered, there is no official residential custody. Saggy made an incorrect assumption but only after he'd already bashed MTG for being a presumed deadbeat. I think MTG deserves quite a bit of criticism in this whole affair (if it's even true), but I don't think letting his ex-wife raise the kids without child support is one of them.

SDChiefs
07-15-2010, 10:25 AM
Did you just say that you aren't going to get divorced because you don't want to pay child support? Seriously, are you that ****ing low?

Who presently has residential custody? I'm guessing the your legal wife, correct?

If you don't want to pay for child support. Fight for residential custody and STFU. Or else get divorced, pay child support like a man would and quit draggin your children through extra bullshit in the process.

The point is, he shouldn't have to pay child support if he has 50/50 custody and they make the same amount of money. Hes doing his share and the ex needs to do hers. Its just more BS laws that go against men.

ClevelandBronco
07-15-2010, 11:41 AM
...Whenever that year comes up, get ready to fill out a bunch of forms stating your income and where it all goes...

Well, fortunately the free clinic is... y'know... free.

Brock
07-15-2010, 11:57 AM
And let me just add something that your attorney obviously hasn't told you. Visitation and child support have no relationship to one another. In otherwords it doesn't matter if you have to kids 50/50 or 90/10. The only thing that matters to the court is who has primary/residential custody of the children.

Whenever that year comes up, get ready to fill out a bunch of forms stating your income and where it all goes so the judge can rightfully award the proper amount of child support to the parent with residential custody. And you going home thinking, why didn't I just put this shit behind me a year ago.

You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 11:59 AM
Part of me thinks that a lot of this is just made up nonsense ... then, the other part thinks "I hope the kids really aren't paying attention at all". You can say their "shielded" from all of this as much as you like, but they're not.... kids aren't dumb.

You reap what you sow...

MTG#10
07-15-2010, 12:00 PM
Did you just say that you aren't going to get divorced because you don't want to pay child support? Seriously, are you that ****ing low?

Who presently has residential custody? I'm guessing the your legal wife, correct?

If you don't want to pay for child support. Fight for residential custody and STFU. Or else get divorced, pay child support like a man would and quit draggin your children through extra bullshit in the process.

And let me just add something that your attorney obviously hasn't told you. Visitation and child support have no relationship to one another. In otherwords it doesn't matter if you have to kids 50/50 or 90/10. The only thing that matters to the court is who has primary/residential custody of the children.

Whenever that year comes up, get ready to fill out a bunch of forms stating your income and where it all goes so the judge can rightfully award the proper amount of child support to the parent with residential custody. And you going home thinking, why didn't I just put this shit behind me a year ago.

Wow. You are fucking clueless. Nobody has residential custody. We've never even been to court. The kids live with me half the time and with their mom the other half. We agreed to this when she moved out. We've had this arrangement for over a year now and both provide for the kids equally. I think I'll take my lawyer's advice over your ill-informed BS, but thanks for playing.

MTG#10
07-15-2010, 12:04 PM
Part of me thinks that a lot of this is just made up nonsense ... then, the other part thinks "I hope the kids really aren't paying attention at all". You can say their "shielded" from all of this as much as you like, but they're not.... kids aren't dumb.

You reap what you sow...

My kids are happy. For the first 6 months or so they would tell their mom and I both they wanted us to get back together. They are so used to the way things are now that they don't even care if we do anymore. They love having two bedrooms, twice as many clothes and toys, and getting to do twice as many "fun" activities. The only part of this whole thing they still don't like is my ex's boyfriend.

ClevelandBronco
07-15-2010, 12:27 PM
... kids aren't dumb...

With this guy's genes? Wanna bet?

Mr. Plow
07-15-2010, 12:28 PM
I just saw the name by the thread and I ROFL.

chiefsnorth
07-15-2010, 12:42 PM
No offense, but if you don't think kids having their parents have a nasty breakup followed by them both whoring all over town is going to have any profound, long-term negative effects, you are nuts.

chiefsnorth
07-15-2010, 12:43 PM
I also agree with the person who said this story about the wife calling up and groveling sounds made up...

sedated
07-15-2010, 12:44 PM
No offense, but if you don't think kids having their parents have a nasty breakup followed by them both whoring all over town is going to have any profound, long-term negative effects, you are nuts.

actually, that's pretty typical for divorces

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 12:54 PM
Wow. You are ****ing clueless. Nobody has residential custody. We've never even been to court. The kids live with me half the time and with their mom the other half. We agreed to this when she moved out. We've had this arrangement for over a year now and both provide for the kids equally. I think I'll take my lawyer's advice over your ill-informed BS, but thanks for playing.

If it gets ugly in court... I don't think the agreement will hold much water. If you think it won't get ugly, well... good luck.

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 12:58 PM
My kids are happy. For the first 6 months or so they would tell their mom and I both they wanted us to get back together. They are so used to the way things are now that they don't even care if we do anymore. They love having two bedrooms, twice as many clothes and toys, and getting to do twice as many "fun" activities. The only part of this whole thing they still don't like is my ex's boyfriend.

If true, that would be a first based on what I've seen/heard from friends that have gone through a divorce when kids were involved. Then again, it all depends on what they're comparing it to - maybe it's better for them than before.

ClevelandBronco
07-15-2010, 12:59 PM
If it gets ugly in court... I don't think the agreement will hold much water. If you think it won't get ugly, well... good luck.

How could it get ugly? He's amicably fucking her best friend.

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 01:02 PM
Wow. You are ****ing clueless. Nobody has residential custody. We've never even been to court. The kids live with me half the time and with their mom the other half. We agreed to this when she moved out. We've had this arrangement for over a year now and both provide for the kids equally. I think I'll take my lawyer's advice over your ill-informed BS, but thanks for playing.

You're in Kansas, right...

http://www.ksbar.org/public/public_resources/pamphlets/child_custody.shtml

The usual arrangement is for the child to reside primarily with one parent (residential custody) and to spend time with the other parent on some weekends and overnights, extended summer visits and holidays. Joint custody does not pertain to the physical residence of the children. Shared physical custody, occurs when the child lives with both parents in equally or nearly equal blocks of time. Because shared physical custody requires parents to be extremely cooperative and is easiest when the parents live in close proximity to each other, many judges are reluctant to order it, but will frequently approve agreed shared physical custody.

What factors does a judge look at in awarding a parent residential custody of a child? The trial judge has broad discretion to award custody according to the child's best interests. The Kansas statute lists the following factors, among others: the child's adjustment to home, school and community; the wishes of the parents and the child; which parent will most cooperate in helping the child maintain a relationship with the other parent; and evidence of spousal abuse. Neither the mother nor the father is preferred because of sex. Each case is reviewed on its own facts according to child's best interests. If the child is a teenager, the judge may be willing to consider the child's wishes as to residence and the child's reasons. There is no specific age when a child gets to decide where they live, but generally, the older the child, the more weight that child's desires are given by the court.

BigMeatballDave
07-15-2010, 01:02 PM
Seems like Dads always get the shaft in these situations. MTGs ex may be a whore, but atleast he gets his kids half the time without getting hammered in the ass with child support. I pay $320/mo. for my son, and he lives in fucking Florida. I just had him for 2 months, and yes, I still had to pay his Mom $640 for these past 2 months that I had him.

Hydrae
07-15-2010, 01:16 PM
You're in Kansas, right...

http://www.ksbar.org/public/public_resources/pamphlets/child_custody.shtml

The usual arrangement is for the child to reside primarily with one parent (residential custody) and to spend time with the other parent on some weekends and overnights, extended summer visits and holidays. Joint custody does not pertain to the physical residence of the children. Shared physical custody, occurs when the child lives with both parents in equally or nearly equal blocks of time. Because shared physical custody requires parents to be extremely cooperative and is easiest when the parents live in close proximity to each other, many judges are reluctant to order it, but will frequently approve agreed shared physical custody.

What factors does a judge look at in awarding a parent residential custody of a child? The trial judge has broad discretion to award custody according to the child's best interests. The Kansas statute lists the following factors, among others: the child's adjustment to home, school and community; the wishes of the parents and the child; which parent will most cooperate in helping the child maintain a relationship with the other parent; and evidence of spousal abuse. Neither the mother nor the father is preferred because of sex. Each case is reviewed on its own facts according to child's best interests. If the child is a teenager, the judge may be willing to consider the child's wishes as to residence and the child's reasons. There is no specific age when a child gets to decide where they live, but generally, the older the child, the more weight that child's desires are given by the court.

No, he is in Missouri.

BigMeatballDave
07-15-2010, 01:20 PM
How could it get ugly? He's amicably fucking her best friend.I'm thinking they're no longer friends...

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 01:23 PM
Ah, MO .. ok. I'll have to google that I guess.

I was speaking to a lawyer friend and while he's not licensed in either MO or KS, he said that history isn't your friend.

Do you both live in the same town/area where the kids go to school?
Who enrolls them in school?
Who carries their insurance?
Who is the 'contact' when something goes wrong? Who gets them from school, takes them to the doctor, etc.

And, you say it's "50-50"... there are 7 days in the week. Everyone says they "have room, food, etc" for the kids in trials like this one. Your personal affairs don't seem that much better than those of your wife... legally, you're both married and you're both screwing (or have screwed) other people.

I don't think it's going to matter who did what first...

CHENZ A!
07-15-2010, 02:03 PM
Regret, regret...
Posted via Mobile Device

CHENZ A!
07-15-2010, 02:16 PM
Regret, regret...
Posted via Mobile Device

notorious
07-15-2010, 02:36 PM
I just had him for 2 months, and yes, I still had to pay his Mom $640 for these past 2 months that I had him.

JFC

sedated
07-15-2010, 02:44 PM
Your personal affairs don't seem that much better than those of your wife... legally, you're both married and you're both screwing (or have screwed) other people.

I don't think it's going to matter who did what first...

I would think a judge would consider the fact that the wife already has a child by another man.

Mile High Mania
07-15-2010, 02:47 PM
I would think a judge would consider the fact that the wife already has a child by another man.

Possibly, but when it's all about "what is in the best interest of the kids"... both sides are under that microscope.

ClevelandBronco
07-15-2010, 03:26 PM
Your per

Interesting edit.

kysirsoze
07-15-2010, 03:36 PM
You're not really missing anything so far until fart knocker (pun intended) posts the details to his novel.

This. This thread needs some serious details or it's burst will soon be lost.

Maybe MTG was a little too quick to give away the PIIHB tidbit. Dude needs to learn pacing.

sedated
07-15-2010, 03:37 PM
Interesting edit.

wtf?

its been screwy today. froze every time I tried to post for like 45 minutes, then wouldn't let me edit to put what I really meant to say, and now it chopped it all up.

Brock
07-15-2010, 03:57 PM
Wow, there's a lot of moralistic hand-wringing in this thread.

Just Passin' By
07-15-2010, 04:00 PM
wtf?

its been screwy today. froze every time I tried to post for like 45 minutes, then wouldn't let me edit to put what I really meant to say, and now it chopped it all up.

It's probably too busy staring at your avatar to function properly.

Saggysack
07-15-2010, 04:37 PM
Wow. You are ****ing clueless. Nobody has residential custody. We've never even been to court. The kids live with me half the time and with their mom the other half. We agreed to this when she moved out. We've had this arrangement for over a year now and both provide for the kids equally. I think I'll take my lawyer's advice over your ill-informed BS, but thanks for playing.

Yeah, go ahead and think that. Residential custody has already been established. You just aren't aware of it yet. Go ahead and keep thinking you will have this rosy outcome that you desire. Ever heard the saying, been there, done that. Well. I've been there and I've done that. And the quicker it is done and over with, the better it is. Let me guess, her attorney is your attorney. Let me guess as well, you paid off the bills yourself too.

You simply aren't taking care of yourself personally and legally. You're hoping for a long shot. The laws aren't on your side, even when you want to play nice. The judge doesn't give a **** who your wife ****s or has a child with. Unless there is a issue with abuse, drug, or other criminal/domestic related issues, and having a child with someone other than your husband or adultery isn't one of them. The judge will not care and you're simply ****ed. Get prepared the that garnishment.

Saggysack
07-15-2010, 04:38 PM
You clearly don't know what the **** you're talking about.

Shut the fuck up Chumlee. Go shine another bumper.

luv
07-15-2010, 04:40 PM
I would think a judge would consider the fact that the wife already has a child by another man.

You'd be surprised.

Brock
07-15-2010, 04:45 PM
Shut the fuck up Chumlee. Go shine another bumper.

Internet legal expert to the rescue.

dirk digler
07-15-2010, 05:08 PM
Ah, MO .. ok. I'll have to google that I guess.

I was speaking to a lawyer friend and while he's not licensed in either MO or KS, he said that history isn't your friend.

Do you both live in the same town/area where the kids go to school?
Who enrolls them in school?
Who carries their insurance?
Who is the 'contact' when something goes wrong? Who gets them from school, takes them to the doctor, etc.

And, you say it's "50-50"... there are 7 days in the week. Everyone says they "have room, food, etc" for the kids in trials like this one. Your personal affairs don't seem that much better than those of your wife... legally, you're both married and you're both screwing (or have screwed) other people.

I don't think it's going to matter who did what first...

MO is a no-fault state.

Also it is not automatic that MTG would pay child support. I didn't have to because my ex and I worked it out amicably. She just agreed not to ask for it. I realize I am probably in the minority of that happening to that is why I suggested over a year ago to try that because she was probably more willing to do that then.

MTG#10
07-15-2010, 05:32 PM
MO is a no-fault state.

Also it is not automatic that MTG would pay child support. I didn't have to because my ex and I worked it out amicably. She just agreed not to ask for it. I realize I am probably in the minority of that happening to that is why I suggested over a year ago to try that because she was probably more willing to do that then.

I did ask, and she wasnt willing. Her own mom and dad agreed with me that neither of us should have to pay each other since we both share the kids equally, make the same amount, and provide for them equally but she's a bitch and all she cares about is money. My lawyer seems pretty confident that the longer we continue this the more likely that the judge will keep our current arrangement. She doesn't want a divorce, and has told me several times that we will never divorce unless I file so the longer I hold out the better my case will be.

And to answer a few questions:

My wife doesnt have an attorney, and doesnt know about mine.

I enroll the kids in school, she's too busy.

Since I enroll the kids in school I only give them my number so they contact me if the kids are sick or whatever.

We both take them to the doctor. If something happens when they're with me I take them, and if something happens when they're with her she takes them. If its a checkup or something routine we split the copay and take turns taking them.

The kids ride the bus to and from school. Their bus stop is my ex's mother's house and on my days I pick them up and her days she picks them up. We had to do it this way because we both moved out of district but didn't want the kids to have to change schools so we use her mother's address since she lives in district. I was worried about this since its her relative but my lawyer said that wont matter to the judge.

The kids are covered under my ex's health insurance, and so am I and my oldest boy (her step-son) but I pay for it and get a receipt and signature from her every time. Her insurance is a lot better than mine.

RedNFeisty
07-15-2010, 05:43 PM
MO is a no-fault state.

Also it is not automatic that MTG would pay child support. I didn't have to because my ex and I worked it out amicably. She just agreed not to ask for it. I realize I am probably in the minority of that happening to that is why I suggested over a year ago to try that because she was probably more willing to do that then.

The ex and I have three kids, the baby which is 16 months old is temporarily handicapped. We agreed I would stay home with the children until the baby is capable of walking. I have residential custody because I have the children 80% of the time due to the fact I stay home from work to provide daycare and physical therapy for the baby.

with that being said, the ex doesn't have to pay me anything since we have 50/50 across the board. But, since I take care of all the baby's needs along with the other two children, I get 40%. We decided on this and told the attorney what we wanted. Plus, it is a no fault state so the details of the divorce do not matter.

It all depends on how both parties want to play it. If one side decides to get nasty it will be nasty, luckily for men the tables are not against them as much as they use to be.

Best of wishes MTG, hope she doesn't decide to screw you over in the end and make it a battle.

kstater
07-15-2010, 05:48 PM
MO is a no-fault state.

Also it is not automatic that MTG would pay child support. I didn't have to because my ex and I worked it out amicably. She just agreed not to ask for it. I realize I am probably in the minority of that happening to that is why I suggested over a year ago to try that because she was probably more willing to do that then.

Well I'm certain banging the ex's best friend will help the situation. At least the kids are clueless as to what's happening.

RedNFeisty
07-15-2010, 05:53 PM
Well I'm certain banging the ex's best friend will help the situation. At least the kids are clueless as to what's happening.

I don't think boyfriends or girlfriends should be allowed around the children. We have this understanding and determined that the relationship should be deep and evolved into a love affair that will be around for years to come before ever meeting the children.

Why do the children need to suffer meeting and going through dating partners? Oh, mommy has a new boyfriend, the last one was only around for a month, how long will this one last?? Children should not be exposed to such things.

Demonpenz
07-15-2010, 05:54 PM
nothing more high status than a broad that does anal and allows it to be posted on a football BB. Don't be surprised if she is blowing the busboy at applebees at noon tuesday

RedNFeisty
07-15-2010, 05:57 PM
nothing more high status than a broad that does anal and allows it to be posted on a football BB. Don't be surprised if she is blowing the busboy at applebees at noon tuesday

Nothing wrong with what she likes sexually, and I doubt she knows he is posting that sort of information about her.

What makes her classy is the fact that she is banging her "best friends" husband.

salame
07-16-2010, 03:54 AM
MTG something tells me you are this guy
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/dumbass.jpg

Mr. Plow
07-16-2010, 08:27 AM
Well I'm certain banging the ex's best friend will help the situation. At least the kids are clueless as to what's happening.


I'm sure it will go over well once his not really ex wife finds out about it.