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DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 10:22 AM
Hey everyone.

I've never, so I thought I'd ask a few questions about PIIHB for when the day inevitably comes to.... PIIHB. I'm thinking honeymoon fa' sho, if/when I ever get engaged.

Good? Bad? Better than...? Worse than...? Feels like? Tips? Accidents? Things to avoid? Things to not avoid?

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:24 AM
Will there be a Gaz option on the poll?

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:25 AM
Will there be a Gaz option on the poll?

this thread is in your honor, so you tell us.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 10:26 AM
what thread does this spin off?

oh and I feel like this is even more personal than the suicide thread

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:27 AM
this thread is in your honor, so you tell us.

Tell you what? :D

sedated
07-14-2010, 10:27 AM
meh

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:27 AM
Tell you what? :D

Go on....

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:27 AM
what thread does this spin off?

oh and I feel like this is even more personal than the suicide thread

MTG's thread... and yes it is.

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Don't worry.... the poll is private.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:30 AM
Don't worry.... the poll is private.

where's the never done it option?

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 10:31 AM
where's the never done it option?

Prude. wait....

milkman
07-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Will there be a Gaz option on the poll?

Did you mean "Gas" option?

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:34 AM
Did you mean "Gas" option?

Heh. No, sir.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:35 AM
Go on....

I entered my opinion via the poll... you figure it out. :D

RJ
07-14-2010, 10:39 AM
meh


Yeah, that.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:40 AM
I entered my opinion via the poll... you figure it out. :D

considering the lack of a never done it option, and the fact that you voted, i tend to lean towards the you've done it before...

and with low numbers rolling in, i can at least narrow your vote down some...

WAChiefsFan
07-14-2010, 10:42 AM
Ive been following CP for a couple years and have never posted anything until now.
However, being how I was just inducted into the PIINB club this past weekend there was no way I could not put in my 2 cents.

It was GLORIOUS! Would highly suggest it to anyone and everyone...

milkman
07-14-2010, 10:42 AM
Let me say in all honesty, this thread and MTG's thread make me really miss soccer.

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Ive been following CP for a couple years and have never posted anything until now.
However, being how I was just inducted into the PIINB club this past weekend there was no way I could not put in my 2 cents.

It was GLORIOUS! Would highly suggest it to anyone and everyone...

Was he gentle?

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Let me say in all honesty, this thread and MTG's thread make me really miss soccer.

LMAO

luv
07-14-2010, 10:46 AM
Let me say in all honesty, this thread and MTG's thread make me really miss soccer.

At least this thread could be entertaining.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:47 AM
Was he gentle?

ROFL


1 post and Donger lays the wood to him. no, wait, he raped him. er, verbally abuses him...

lets go with the 3rd one.

Dayze
07-14-2010, 10:47 AM
Was he gentle?

LMAO

booyaf2
07-14-2010, 10:49 AM
I thought it was pretty good for a 1st post, being around since november of 09

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:53 AM
considering the lack of a never done it option, and the fact that you voted, i tend to lean towards the you've done it before...

and with low numbers rolling in, i can at least narrow your vote down some...

Maybe... maybe not. I could have voted, just to vote. I do have an addiction to polls.

luv
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
Maybe... maybe not. I could have voted, just to vote. I do have an addiction to polls.

Okay guys. This one is tee'd up and ready to go.

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
I do have an addiction to polls.

Poll tease!

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:55 AM
Okay guys. This one is tee'd up and ready to go.

ROFL

milkman
07-14-2010, 10:56 AM
Okay guys. This one is tee'd up and ready to go.

Too easy.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:56 AM
Maybe... maybe not. I could have voted, just to vote. I do have an addiction to teh pole.

go on......

Donger
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Too easy.

You just defined "men."

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
considering the lack of a never done it option, and the fact that you voted, i tend to lean towards the you've done it before...

and with low numbers rolling in, i can at least narrow your vote down some...


She does it all teh time. I just wish I was there.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Too easy.

Wait... did you just call ME easy?

Luv, will you please control your pops?

TIA



LMAO

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Okay guys. This one is tee'd up and ready to go.


Poll tease!


Too easy.

:cuss:

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:59 AM
She does it all teh time. I just wish I was there.

:cuss:

luv
07-14-2010, 10:59 AM
Wait... did you just call ME easy?

Luv, will you please control your pops?

TIA



LMAO

I would, but he prefers being dominant.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 11:00 AM
Butt sex, as great as it is, is a bit over rated in my book.

Draw back IMO:

1. The time it takes to stop, grab the lube and slowly insert, pull back, insert etc kinda kills the heat of the moment. Now, maybe if it just slid in it wouldn't be so bad. But the time it takes, mixed in with a few "owes" takes from the experience.

2. No double dipping. Can't take it out and put in her mouth anymore. And can't take it out and put it in her vag. Don't wanna giver her an infection, ya know. Once you enter the anus, you must stay in anus for the rest of the night.

3. sometimes it hurts not just the chick. It's tight and suffocates the base of the cock. When you're done, sometimes it feels like you got punched in the dick.

milkman
07-14-2010, 11:00 AM
Wait... did you just call ME easy?

Luv, will you please control your pops?

TIA



LMAO

Well, yes, the double entendre was intended.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:03 AM
I think the main attraction to doing it is that it's "taboo". Honestly, though, it's just a hole. For women, if you have missionary sex, and you give BJs, I don't know why having it up the cornhole would be such a big deal. For guys (doing it to women, let me specify), the back road may be a bit narrower than the front driveway but it's also dirtier. Sure, you then have the opportunity to play with the front door at the same time but then you have to wash your peener exceptionally well (unless you're wrapped). It's a bit overrated, I think.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:03 AM
Well, yes, the double entendre was intended.

:sulk:

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:05 AM
The time it takes to stop, grab the lube and slowly insert, pull back, insert etc kinda kills the heat of the moment. Now, maybe if it just slid in it wouldn't be so bad. But the time it takes, mixed in with a few "owes" takes from the experience.

You're supposed to bear down as if you're going the bathroom, and then it'll slide easier into your bu... oh, wait, I think I misunderstood this post. Never mind.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 11:08 AM
I can't believe worse than Oral has that many votes.

I would rank it better than oral, worse than Vaginal.

Fish
07-14-2010, 11:09 AM
Poopsex.... awwww mang......

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:11 AM
That's it. I'm going to have anal sex tonight, BUT SHE WILL BLOW ME FIRST!

WAChiefsFan
07-14-2010, 11:11 AM
Was he gentle?

Very Gentle...

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:12 AM
Very Gentle...

I'm relieved to hear that. On another subject, would you like to buy a monkey?

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 11:13 AM
That's it. I'm going to have anal sex tonight, BUT SHE WILL BLOW ME FIRST!

High Five!

MoreLemonPledge
07-14-2010, 11:13 AM
Very overrated.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-14-2010, 11:15 AM
Butt sex, as great as it is, is a bit over rated in my book.

Draw back IMO:

1. The time it takes to stop, grab the lube and slowly insert, pull back, insert etc kinda kills the heat of the moment. Now, maybe if it just slid in it wouldn't be so bad. But the time it takes, mixed in with a few "owes" takes from the experience.

2. No double dipping. Can't take it out and put in her mouth anymore. And can't take it out and put it in her vag. Don't wanna giver her an infection, ya know. Once you enter the anus, you must stay in anus for the rest of the night.

3. sometimes it hurts not just the chick. It's tight and suffocates the base of the cock. When you're done, sometimes it feels like you got punched in the dick.


ROFL Naw man, you are supposed to just hit her hard doggy style and just "slip" it right in the back door. I read it right here on CP recently.

Consistent1
07-14-2010, 11:16 AM
I think it is awesome. One problem is that you really can't have that much fun with it just fucking some drunk girl at a party, etc. If both people get into it and do it a few times, it is pretty damn nice. Many woman aren't going to like it because at some point some just jackass stuck in there fairly dry, banged away for 30 seconds and ruined it for her. I had an ex that was real liberal about that stuff. We both worked for a porn shop chain, went to strip clubs all the time, and had a lot of sex. It got real nice with her. I also had another girl that was way younger than me and had never done it say something along the lines of "wow, I didn't think I could ever enjoy that like regular sex". That was because I didn't rough her up and just do it to say I did it. I have also been married twice, and they couldn't get into it even with lube, toys, licking it, etc. Some women won't let it be fun in their head. So, really the answer is either it's awesome, or just something to say I did to her depending on the girl. It feels great done right. Oh shit,Ii just gave a real answer to a buttsexxx question on CP. Fuck, ban me.

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:17 AM
Upon informing my beloved wife that I was going to PIIHB tonight, she replied, "Oh yeah? Okay, but only if I get to do you first!"

Gotta love her.

Fish
07-14-2010, 11:20 AM
I think it is awesome. One problem is that you really can't have that much fun with it just fucking some drunk girl at a party, etc. If both people get into it and do it a few times, it is pretty damn nice. Many woman aren't going to like it because at some point some just jackass stuck in there fairly dry, banged away for 30 seconds and ruined it for her. I had an ex that was real liberal about that stuff. We both worked for a porn shop chain, went to strip clubs all the time, and had a lot of sex. It got real nice with her. I also had another girl that was way younger than me and had never done it say something along the lines of "wow, I didn't think I could ever enjoy that like regular sex". That was because I didn't rough her up and just do it to say I did it. I have also been married twice, and they couldn't get into it even with lube, toys, licking it, etc. Some women won't let it be fun in their head. So, really the answer is either it's awesome, or just something to say I did to her depending on the girl. It feels great done right. Oh shit,Ii just gave a real answer to a buttsexxx question on CP. Fuck, ban me.

Hi guys.

Ass licking. Some chicks don't like it. What's up with that?

ROFL

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:20 AM
I can't believe worse than Oral has that many votes.

I would rank it better than oral, worse than Vaginal.

Just 'cause your g/f sucks at giving head, doesn't mean anal is better than oral. :D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:20 AM
Upon informing my beloved wife that I was going to PIIHB tonight, she replied, "Oh yeah? Okay, but only if I get to do you first!"

Gotta love her.

LMAO You certainly have a good woman there, Donger.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:22 AM
Hi guys.

Ass licking. Some chicks don't like it. What's up with that?

ROFL

On that note... when I buy a chocolate cream-filled donut at Dunkin' Donuts, I always start at the hole (which you have to do 'cause otherwise it'll all come out when you bite it). And when I start licking the donut hole and scooping the chocolate cream out with my tongue, I suddenly feel... guilty. Is it just me? :D

milkman
07-14-2010, 11:22 AM
Upon informing my beloved wife that I was going to PIIHB tonight, she replied, "Oh yeah? Okay, but only if I get to do you first!"

Gotta love her.

Does that mean she has a strap-on?

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:23 AM
Does that mean she has a strap-on?

God, I hope not.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:24 AM
Does that mean she has a strap-on?

You can improvise with a belt and a plunger.

Or so I've heard.

:rolleyes:

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:28 AM
True story, I kid you not: I was in an, um, "toy store" one day, when this guy walks in (and I use the term "guy" loosely), wearing a corduroy skirt, and carrying a bag. He says to the counter woman that he'd like to return a dildo because it "smelled funny". I had to :spock: at that one.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:29 AM
This reminds me of a time when I was at a poker tournament. We were on a break and all of the guys were huddled around me. Low and behold, this cute little thing walked by and one of the guys popped up and said, "now that's an ass I would like to put my... in." Another guy replied, "what about your g/f?". He answered, "she's not into that type of thing, not to mention, you never do that w/ your g/f". About a year later she cheated on him. I don't know what the moral of this story is, but chances are that dude was all talk and was horrible in the sack.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:30 AM
Was he gentle?

And Donger applies a solid rodgering.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 11:31 AM
Just 'cause your g/f sucks at giving head, doesn't mean anal is better than oral. :D

Actually my GF gives awesome head. Problem is, she needs to do it more often.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 11:32 AM
Upon informing my beloved wife that I was going to PIIHB tonight, she replied, "Oh yeah? Okay, but only if I get to do you first!"

Gotta love her.

So you gonna do it or what?

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:33 AM
So you gonna do it or what?

LMAO

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:33 AM
So you gonna do it or what?

Only if she takes it out of the box first.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:34 AM
This reminds me of a time when I was at a poker tournament. We were on a break and all of the guys were huddled around me . . .

Sadly, the rest of that post did not go in the direction I thought it would. LMAO

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:36 AM
Sadly, the rest of that post did not go in the direction I thought it would. LMAO

She didn't say bukake tournament

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:36 AM
Sadly, the rest of that post did not go in the direction I thought it would. LMAO

Sorry to disappoint, but a poker tournament is no place for that... it could really throw off your game. :D

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:37 AM
Only if she takes it out of the box first.

Well, duh, if it's already in the box, just slip it out yourself and go an inch more south, you don't need to wait for her to do it. :D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:37 AM
She didn't say bukake tournament

How would one really go about winning one of those?! ROFL

JD10367
07-14-2010, 11:39 AM
Sorry to disappoint, but a poker tournament is no place for that... it could really throw off your game. :D

Unless it's a "poke-her" tournament. :rimshot:

TrebMaxx
07-14-2010, 11:39 AM
Sorry to disappoint, but a poker tournament is no place for that... it could really throw off your game. :D

Liquor up front, poker in the rear. :p

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:41 AM
How would one really go about winning one of those?! ROFL

LMAO

milkman
07-14-2010, 11:42 AM
How would one really go about winning one of those?! ROFL

Last one to fire wins.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:43 AM
Last one to fire wins.

Oh cum on now.

Marcellus
07-14-2010, 11:43 AM
PIIHB is like any other sex, it's better with some than it is with others.

milkman
07-14-2010, 11:44 AM
Oh cum on now.

Anti-climatic?

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 11:46 AM
How would one really go about winning one of those?! ROFL

Ok. I'll show you one last time...

stevieray
07-14-2010, 11:47 AM
no desire....

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:48 AM
Ok. I'll show you one last time...

You and what army? ;)

vailpass
07-14-2010, 11:51 AM
Anti-climatic?

Pivot girl bears heavy load.

Otter
07-14-2010, 11:53 AM
Upon informing my beloved wife that I was going to PIIHB tonight, she replied, "Oh yeah? Okay, but only if I get to do you first!"

Gotta love her.

That's the same reaction I get. Then she said something along the lines of "my butt hole is no different than yours, do you want anything stuck up there?".

I thought about it for a moment and knew right then and there I'd have to get her really drunk,

Donger
07-14-2010, 11:56 AM
That's the same reaction I get. Then she said something along the lines of "my butt hole is no different than yours, do you want anything stuck up there?".

I thought about it for a moment and knew right then and there I'd have to get her really drunk,

Technically, her mouth is no different than yours, either. Beware.

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:06 PM
That's the same reaction I get. Then she said something along the lines of "my butt hole is no different than yours, do you want anything stuck up there?".

I thought about it for a moment and knew right then and there I'd have to get her really drunk,

That is simply untrue.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 12:06 PM
You and what army? ;)

I'm in.

milkman
07-14-2010, 12:06 PM
Maybe... maybe not. I could have voted, just to vote. I do have an addiction to polls.

You and what army? ;)

So, you really are addicted?

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 12:07 PM
This reminds me of a time when I was at a poker tournament. We were on a break and all of the guys were huddled around me. Low and behold, this cute little thing walked by and one of the guys popped up and said, "now that's an ass I would like to put my... in." Another guy replied, "what about your g/f?". He answered, "she's not into that type of thing, not to mention, you never do that w/ your g/f". About a year later she cheated on him. I don't know what the moral of this story is, but chances are that dude was all talk and was horrible in the sack.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SXgJM94MboI/AAAAAAAAHGI/sMFk2_oD2yI/s400/your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg

Mr. Laz
07-14-2010, 12:19 PM
dude ... PIIHB is just a saying.


you DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT!!!

ROFL




unless of course you're a freaky water sports type

vailpass
07-14-2010, 12:31 PM
dude ... PIIHB is just a saying.


you DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT!!!

ROFL




unless of course you're a freaky water sports type

Notice that there are 2 'i' s

CoMoChief
07-14-2010, 01:02 PM
personally i dont like it. Think it's gross.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 01:20 PM
personally i dont like it. Think it's gross.

Not if your with a clean chick. I've never pulled my dick out and had hershey's kiss on it.

Pestilence
07-14-2010, 01:25 PM
dude ... PIIHB is just a saying.


you DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT!!!

ROFL




unless of course you're a freaky water sports type

You DO realize that it means Put It In Her Butt......right?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 01:29 PM
You DO realize that it means Put It In Her Butt......right?

Thanks for clearing that up, I have been wondering, wtf it meant.

Pestilence
07-14-2010, 01:38 PM
Thanks for clearing that up, I have been wondering, wtf it meant.

There are two different ones.

PIIHB = Put It In Her Butt
PIHB = Pee In Her Butt.

I've been saying the latter for a long fucking time.

Stewie
07-14-2010, 02:01 PM
Meh! Woman who agree to it are the partners I like. I prefer other ways because anal is like a stranglehold on the penis.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:03 PM
Meh! Woman who agree to it are the partners I like. I prefer other ways because anal is like a stranglehold on the penis.

Exactly.

Like i say all the time, "If you just let me do it, I won't want it anymore"

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:15 PM
Ok. I'll show you one last time...

You and what army? ;)

Gonzo: "Hey, baby... you remember that time last year you let me put it in your butt? That was awesome. Can we do it again?"

Lumpy (after a long silence, and a steely glare): "I've never let you put it in my butt."

Gonzo: "Oh. Uh... Um... Never mind, I must be mistaken."

Lumpy: "So, whose butt DID you put it in last year?"

Gonzo: "No one's... uh, hey, I just remembered, I gotta run to the store for something..."

(Lumpy reaching for the shotgun, Gonzo running screaming out of the house)

:D

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Gonzo: "Hey, baby... you remember that time last year you let me put it in your butt? That was awesome. Can we do it again?"

Lumpy (after a long silence, and a steely glare): "I've never let you put it in my butt."

Gonzo: "Oh. Uh... Um... Never mind, I must be mistaken."

Lumpy: "So, whose butt DID you put it in last year?"

Gonzo: "No one's... uh, hey, I just remembered, I gotta run to the store for something..."

(Lumpy reaching for the shotgun, Gonzo running screaming out of the house)

(JD10367 sitting by the phone, rubbing his butt, wondering why Gonzo won't call on the anniversary)



FYP

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:24 PM
FYP

Fuck you. I've never told anyone. He made me promise not to, and bought me ice cream.

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 02:25 PM
**** you. I've never told anyone. He made me promise not to, and bought me ass cream.

FYP

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 02:31 PM
LMAO

Dammit, that was funny.
Posted via Mobile Device

Otter
07-14-2010, 02:36 PM
LMAO

Dammit, I can't stop thinking about JD's man ass.
Posted via Mobile Device

FYP

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 02:38 PM
FYP

Asshole.
You know I only think about your man-ass.
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 02:40 PM
(Lumpy reaching for the compound bow, Gonzo running screaming out of the house)

:D

FYP :D

(Shotguns make way too much of a mess!)

Oh and...

ROFL

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:40 PM
LMAO

Dammit, that was funny.
Posted via Mobile Device

I didn't think so at the time. You damn camp counselors with your sneaky tactics! It took me years to realize that's NOT how you "play Stud Poker". The first time I played poker with a bunch of guys, they beat the shit out of me when I tried that on them!

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:42 PM
FYP :D

(Shotguns make way too much of a mess!)

Oh and...

ROFL

Robin Hood supposedly could split an arrow with another one. Can you split a penis? :D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Robin Hood supposedly could split an arrow with another one. Can you split a penis? :D

That depends. Am I shooting an arrow at a penis? Or a penis at a penis?

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 02:47 PM
That depends. Am I shooting an arrow at a penis? Or a penis at a penis?

Depends on what day it is and how much I've had to drink...
Waitwut?
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 02:54 PM
Depends on what day it is and how much I've had to drink...
Waitwut?
Posted via Mobile Device

Hell, it sounds like you're hitting the Scotch already posting something like that. LMAO

I need to get back to work. You fellas play amongst yourselves and try to stay pure.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:57 PM
Spinoff of the spinoff: how awesome is PIIYB?

(Oh, come on! Admit it! You tried it once, just to see what the fuss was about.)

LMAO

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Spinoff of the spinoff: how awesome is PIIYB?

(Oh, come on! Admit it! You tried it once, just to see what the fuss was about.)

LMAO

Me putting it in my butt? Luckily, my peen can barely reach. From around the side.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 03:22 PM
Fine. I'll be the first girl to fess up. I think it's awesome, when it's done right and with someone you trust completely.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:24 PM
Fine. I'll be the first girl to fess up. I think it's awesome, when it's done right and with someone you trust completely.

How YOU doin'?

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 03:25 PM
How YOU doin'?

:cuss:

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 03:25 PM
:cuss:

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!

How YOU Doin?

booger
07-14-2010, 03:29 PM
7 times out of 10 if she drinks pbr she will let you pee in her butt

Jilly
07-14-2010, 03:30 PM
I'm only saying that for informational purposes so that guys know that girls can like it if it's not forced, if it's properly done, and if he lets her take control a little. I'm assuming Sully is busy with NCAA Football 11, which is why I posted at all!

luv
07-14-2010, 03:32 PM
7 times out of 10 if she drinks pbr she will let you pee in my mouth

In your mouth, huh?

booger
07-14-2010, 03:32 PM
yup. just spit on it then sit on it.

booger
07-14-2010, 03:34 PM
In your mouth, huh?

i typed the in her butt thing butt forgot about that changes to automatically piss in the mouth instead. damn mods.:LOL:

PIIHB is just easier. i still like pissing in her but

Donger
07-14-2010, 03:36 PM
I'm only saying that for informational purposes so that guys know that girls can like it if it's not forced, if it's properly done, and if he lets her take control a little. I'm assuming Sully is busy with NCAA Football 11, which is why I posted at all!

How much control can you really have with a penis in your ass?

sedated
07-14-2010, 03:38 PM
if it's not forced,

but forcing them is half the fun.

the other half are the screams for help.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 03:39 PM
How much control can you really have with a penis in your ass?

more than you would think

KCUnited
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
First time you pull out with that Hershey kiss sitting on the tip of your dick and it loses its allure.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 03:40 PM
but forcing them is half the fun.

the other half are the screams for help.

oh sedated.... :shake:

Slainte
07-14-2010, 03:42 PM
How much control can you really have with a penis in your ass?

Maybe she means control over the ass-to-mouth action...

Nothing else would make sense.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 03:43 PM
see...this is why it has to be with someone you trust...because they would understand what I mean by that.

Donger
07-14-2010, 03:44 PM
more than you would think

Yeah, I guess, pushing back and all.

Oh, and the Hershey Kiss thing is really a nasty visual.

JoeyChuckles
07-14-2010, 03:45 PM
Fine. I'll be the first girl to fess up. I think it's awesome, when it's done right and with someone you trust completely.

This just got interesting.

Oh wait, it already was one of the more interesting threads on here in awhile.

luv
07-14-2010, 03:46 PM
see...this is why it has to be with someone you trust...because they would understand what I mean by that.

Word.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:48 PM
TTIWWOP

Pestilence
07-14-2010, 03:49 PM
Word.

Well....we know luv takes it in the ass. :D

booger
07-14-2010, 03:51 PM
TTIWWOP

T!ttywhop?

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:52 PM
T!ttywhop?

This Thread Is Worthless WithOut Pics.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 03:53 PM
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booger
07-14-2010, 03:54 PM
This Thread Is Worthless WithOut Pics.

i hear ya.

t!ttywhop is kind of like whackamole game except with ur dick and whackin boobs

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:32 PM
i hear ya.

t!ttywhop is kind of like whackamole game except with ur dick and whackin boobs

Thats a good game. Do you win prizes for it?

booger
07-14-2010, 04:35 PM
Thats a good game. Do you win prizes for it?

nope.

the first rule of t!ttywhop is don't talk about t!ttywhop.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 04:40 PM
nope.

the first rule of t!ttywhop is don't talk about t!ttywhop.

Ill have to keep that in mind.

booger
07-14-2010, 04:44 PM
Ill have to keep that in mind.

just kidding. that last post was a fight club reference from the movie.

before the economy hit the shitter you got tokens and cheap stuff for t!ttywhop.

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 04:49 PM
Boog, I laughed really hard when i read t!ttywhop.

I think it was the 'h' that did it for me.

booger
07-14-2010, 04:52 PM
Boog, I laughed really hard when i read t!ttywhop.

I think it was the 'h' that did it for me.

it really is amazing the fun games people can make up with their genitals :thumb:

vailpass
07-14-2010, 05:10 PM
How much control can you really have with a penis in your ass?

If the woman is laying on her back she can control the action

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:13 PM
If the woman is laying on her back she can control the action

Oh, she has a Taser?

vailpass
07-14-2010, 05:17 PM
Oh, she has a Taser?

LMAO
Never heard it called that before

Rausch
07-14-2010, 05:18 PM
Do not try PIIHB after an evening of spicy food...

Rausch
07-14-2010, 05:19 PM
This Thread Is Worthless WithOut Pics.

:spock:

JD10367
07-14-2010, 05:26 PM
Fine. I'll be the first girl to fess up. I think it's awesome, when it's done right and with someone you trust completely.

Interesting. Let's delve a little deeper into this (pardon the pun). For those women brave enough to admit it... what exactly does it feel like? I mean, I've never gotten the ol' prostate massage from the back door but I do know and understand that, for men, there IS something there to stimulate (i.e. the prostate). What's up a woman's butt, LOL? I mean, what up there feels good? I'm sure there are few, if any, pleasure-nerve endings (unless there's a female ass-clit I'm unaware of... I know of the G-spot, maybe this is an A-spot?). Is the pleasure strictly mental--in other words, does this go along with that whole "the body is one big erogenous zone for a woman who's properly aroused" thing? Is it a case of being busy rubbing the other fun parts and just letting the guy do his thing in the back door? I wonder if there have been any properly-done studies on this matter.

Param
07-14-2010, 05:28 PM
Interesting. Let's delve a little deeper into this (pardon the pun). For those women brave enough to admit it... what exactly does it feel like? I mean, I've never gotten the ol' prostate massage from the back door but I do know and understand that, for men, there IS something there to stimulate (i.e. the prostate). What's up a woman's butt, LOL? I mean, what up there feels good? I'm sure there are few, if any, pleasure-nerve endings (unless there's a female ass-clit I'm unaware of... I know of the G-spot, maybe this is an A-spot?). Is the pleasure strictly mental--in other words, does this go along with that whole "the body is one big erogenous zone for a woman who's properly aroused" thing? Is it a case of being busy rubbing the other fun parts and just letting the guy do his thing in the back door? I wonder if there have been any properly-done studies on this matter.

dude, just use one hand to grab the titties, and the other hand to grab the clit while you pound her in the ass. chicks dig it.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 05:46 PM
dude, just use one hand to grab the titties, and the other hand to grab the clit while you pound her in the ass. chicks dig it.

Yes, but you just illustrated the last part of my post. If you're doing some rubbing on the other sensitive parts, is the ass-pounding really contributing to her pleasure? That's my question. I mean, you're rubbing the nips and the little man in the boat, so if that's the meat and potatoes, is the anal basically that half-piece of corn on the side of the plate that isn't really contributing to the meal? If the other pleasure zones aren't being stimulated, does anal-only feel pleasing for a woman? Seriously, we're guys, so we don't know. Experiments must be performed immediately!

Phobia
07-14-2010, 06:31 PM
I think the main attraction to doing it is that it's "taboo". Honestly, though, it's just a hole. For women, if you have missionary sex, and you give BJs, I don't know why having it up the cornhole would be such a big deal. For guys (doing it to women, let me specify), the back road may be a bit narrower than the front driveway but it's also dirtier. Sure, you then have the opportunity to play with the front door at the same time but then you have to wash your peener exceptionally well (unless you're wrapped). It's a bit overrated, I think.

Pretty much this. It's fun and exciting but not exceptional. Once you're done it's kind of a let down.

sedated
07-14-2010, 06:42 PM
Once you're done it's kind of a let down.

so anal is like someone's first meal at Arthur Bryants?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 07:03 PM
Interesting. Let's delve a little deeper into this (pardon the pun). For those women brave enough to admit it... what exactly does it feel like? I mean, I've never gotten the ol' prostate massage from the back door but I do know and understand that, for men, there IS something there to stimulate (i.e. the prostate). What's up a woman's butt, LOL? I mean, what up there feels good? I'm sure there are few, if any, pleasure-nerve endings (unless there's a female ass-clit I'm unaware of... I know of the G-spot, maybe this is an A-spot?). Is the pleasure strictly mental--in other words, does this go along with that whole "the body is one big erogenous zone for a woman who's properly aroused" thing? Is it a case of being busy rubbing the other fun parts and just letting the guy do his thing in the back door? I wonder if there have been any properly-done studies on this matter.

The g-spot is about 2 to 2.5 inches inside, it can be stimulated from both sides. Therefore, if done correctly, she is on cloud nine, living in bliss.

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 07:12 PM
so anal is like someone's first meal at Arthur Bryants?

Stuffed and covered in a brown sticky substance?

sedated
07-14-2010, 07:12 PM
The g-spot is about 2 to 2.5 inches inside, it can be stimulated from both sides. Therefore, if done correctly, she is on cloud nine, living in bliss.

he's talking about anal, not doggy-style.


I'm sure you would know - do women have nerve-endings that make anal exciting, or is it just the fact that your man wants it?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 07:29 PM
he's talking about anal, not doggy-style.


I'm sure you would know - do women have nerve-endings that make anal exciting, or is it just the fact that your man wants it?

Silly, both sides = vagina and ass. The g-spot can be hit from both the vagina and the ass, therefore, the flood gates can be opened from either door. ;)

sedated
07-14-2010, 07:31 PM
Silly, both sides = vagina and ass. The g-spot can be hit from both the vagina and the ass, therefore, the flood gates can be opened from either door. ;)

Ass-f**king stimulates the G-spot???? I thought "both sides" meant front and behind vaginal sex.


thanks for the info!!!! :evil:



(so I guess the question of "have you ever" has been answered)

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 07:32 PM
Ass-f**king stimulates the G-spot????


thanks for the info!!!! :evil:



(so I guess the question of "have you ever" has been answered)

:thumb:

JD10367
07-14-2010, 07:46 PM
Ass-f**king stimulates the G-spot???? I thought "both sides" meant front and behind vaginal sex.


thanks for the info!!!! :evil:

Exactly! Now, see, THIS HERE was the type of information I was looking for! Now we can all bribe our women by saying, "But, honey, if you let me put it in your butt, I can hit the G-spot from both sides at once! I bet you didn't even KNOW I could do that, huh?!?" LMAO

booger
07-14-2010, 07:54 PM
Exactly! Now, see, THIS HERE was the type of information I was looking for! Now we can all bribe our women by saying, "But, honey, if you let me put it in your butt, I can hit the G-spot from both sides at once! I bet you didn't even KNOW I could do that, huh?!?" LMAO

bring your snorkle. she wasn't kidding about the flood gates. some can. some can't. the ones that do can sure spray ya!

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 07:57 PM
Exactly! Now, see, THIS HERE was the type of information I was looking for! Now we can all bribe our women by saying, "But, honey, if you let me put it in your butt, I can hit the G-spot from both sides at once! I bet you didn't even KNOW I could do that, huh?!?" LMAO
LMAO...I'm not lying
bring your snorkle. she wasn't kidding about the flood gates. some can. some can't. the ones that do can sure spray ya!

:thailor:

booger
07-14-2010, 08:05 PM
check out seymore butts and alisha klass in some of those pron streaming sites. klass has some good squirt shows out there on the net.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:07 PM
check out seymore butts and alisha klass in some of those pron streaming sites. klass has some good squirt shows out there on the net.

Flower Tucci, is another good one to look up.

booger
07-14-2010, 08:08 PM
Flower Tucci, is another good one to look up.

yep.


perv. :)

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:11 PM
Flower Tucci, is another good one to look up.

very NSFW

http://images.iwangmedia.com/2006-04-02/flower_tucci.jpg

booger
07-14-2010, 08:13 PM
lori rivers

femflood.com or something of that nature. obviously not safe for work

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:14 PM
yep.


perv. :)

Look who's calling the kettle black, tonight! LMAO

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:15 PM
very NSFW

http://images.iwangmedia.com/2006-04-02/flower_tucci.jpg

Her water works are rather extreme, but what makes the water works happen, is the thrilling part.

booger
07-14-2010, 08:16 PM
Look who's calling the kettle black, tonight! LMAO

no, no babe that was a compliment! :thumb: LMAO

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:18 PM
Her water works are rather extreme, but what makes the water works happen, is the thrilling part.

are you saying that isn't thrilling?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:25 PM
no, no babe that was a compliment! :thumb: LMAO

I took no offense, I know what I am! :D

are you saying that isn't thrilling?

If you take Flower home, you better have some spare mattresses. That girl floods the place!

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:28 PM
If you take Flower home, you better have some spare mattresses. That girl floods the place!

who said anything about a bed?

booger
07-14-2010, 08:32 PM
who said anything about a bed?

wet/dry shop vac. 10 + gallons.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:33 PM
who said anything about a bed?

wet/dry shop vac. 10 + gallons.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Mecca
07-14-2010, 08:35 PM
She'd never do that to anyone's bed in real life, all that porn water works shit is completely fake.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:45 PM
She'd never do that to anyone's bed in real life, all that porn water works shit is completely fake.

You need to be in Dallas, or any other big city, when Flower makes an appearance, go check her out. Then come back and give me details. ;)

Mecca
07-14-2010, 08:47 PM
You need to be in Dallas, or any other big city, when Flower makes an appearance, go check her out. Then come back and give me details. ;)

If that is considered taking one for the team...that'll be the best situation that phrase ever caused.

Although that porn squirting is fake, no one squirts like a bottle.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:48 PM
If that is considered taking one for the team...that'll be the best situation that phrase ever caused.

Although that porn squirting is fake, no one squirts like a bottle.

I have never seen anyone else in person be able to do what Flower can do.

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:51 PM
I have never seen anyone else in person be able to do what Flower can do.

did you wear a clear plastic bag like the Gallagher audience?

Mecca
07-14-2010, 08:51 PM
I have never seen anyone else in person be able to do what Flower can do.

As far as I know before they do that part of the vid, they cut and they squirt a bunch of water in there and hold it and when they start filming again they push it out and that's how you get that excess water squirting.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:52 PM
did you wear a clear plastic bag like the Gallagher audience?

Hell, no! Where is the fun in that??

booger
07-14-2010, 08:55 PM
did you wear a clear plastic bag like the Gallagher audience?

bring soap and shampoo. good for the hair. so i hear.

booger
07-14-2010, 09:01 PM
i don't know about the rest of you but i wanna go find a mermaid and pin her flippers behind her ears and pound away.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 09:04 PM
As far as I know before they do that part of the vid, they cut and they squirt a bunch of water in there and hold it and when they start filming again they push it out and that's how you get that excess water squirting.

This is correct. Um, from what I hear. Yeah. :D

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 09:07 PM
This is correct. Um, from what I hear. Yeah. :D

I think for most of them that is true, but don't go doubting Flower, until you see her in person.

Mecca
07-14-2010, 09:09 PM
I think for most of them that is true, but don't go doubting Flower, until you see her in person.

I'd like to ask her why she got that bad back tattoo.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 09:10 PM
I'd like to ask her why she got that bad back tattoo.

I haven't seen her in a long time, which tattoo are you referring to?

Mecca
07-14-2010, 09:11 PM
The huge tattoo she has up her spine.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 09:22 PM
The huge tattoo she has up her spine.

The parrot and flowers?

sedated
07-14-2010, 09:38 PM
The huge tattoo she has up her spine.

I don't think the white creamy stuff is a tattoo

SenselessChiefsFan
07-14-2010, 09:53 PM
Depends on the girl.... if she likes it... then it's great. If she is just satisfying you, it kind of sucks.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 09:58 PM
Depends on the girl.... if she likes it... then it's great. If she is just satisfying you, it kind of sucks.

I thought that was a given? Having one that is willing to try is fantastic. If you know how to hit right, she would be hooked.

DA_T_84
07-14-2010, 10:24 PM
I'd like to go ahead and pat myself on the back for a potential "best offseason thread" nominee.


By the way, someone should get that going..... not it!

SDChiefs
07-15-2010, 10:10 AM
This is correct. Um, from what I hear. Yeah. :D

:eek: Details?

El Jefe
07-15-2010, 02:47 PM
Hey everyone.

I've never, so I thought I'd ask a few questions about PIIHB for when the day inevitably comes to.... PIIHB. I'm thinking honeymoon fa' sho, if/when I ever get engaged.

Good? Bad? Better than...? Worse than...? Feels like? Tips? Accidents? Things to avoid? Things to not avoid?

So many Coprohiliacs on CP ROFL