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Detoxing
07-14-2010, 01:10 PM
by Terrence Aym

Ominous reports are leaking past the BP Gulf salvage operation news blackout that the disaster unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico may be about to reach biblical proportions.

251 million years ago a mammoth undersea methane bubble caused massive explosions, poisoned the atmosphere and destroyed more than 96 percent of all life on Earth. [1] Experts agree that what is known as the Permian extinction event was the greatest mass extinction event in the history of the world. [2]



55 million years later another methane bubble ruptured causing more mass extinctions during the Late Paleocene Thermal Maximum (LPTM).

The LPTM lasted 100,000 years. [3]

Those subterranean seas of methane virtually reshaped the planet when they explosively blew from deep beneath the waters of what is today called the Gulf of Mexico.

Now, worried scientists are increasingly concerned the same series of catastrophic events that led to worldwide death back then may be happening again-and no known technology can stop it.

The bottom line: BP’s Deepwater Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible, cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.

The oil giant drilled down miles into a geologically unstable region and may have set the stage for the eventual premature release of a methane mega-bubble.

Ryskin’s methane extinction theory

Northwestern University's Gregory Ryskin, a bio-chemical engineer, has a theory: The oceans periodically produce massive eruptions of explosive methane gas. He has documented the scientific evidence that such an event was directly responsible for the mass extinctions that occurred 55 million years ago. [4]

Many geologists concur: "The consequences of a methane-driven oceanic eruption for marine and terrestrial life are likely to be catastrophic. Figuratively speaking, the erupting region "boils over," ejecting a large amount of methane and other gases (e.g., CO2, H2S) into the atmosphere, and flooding large areas of land. Whereas pure methane is lighter than air, methane loaded with water droplets is much heavier, and thus spreads over the land, mixing with air in the process (and losing water as rain). The air-methane mixture is explosive at methane concentrations between 5% and 15%; as such mixtures form in different locations near the ground and are ignited by lightning, explosions and conflagrations destroy most of the terrestrial life, and also produce great amounts of smoke and of carbon dioxide..." [5]

The warning signs of an impending planetary catastrophe—of such great magnitude that the human mind has difficulty grasping it-would be the appearance of large fissures or rifts splitting open the ocean floor, a rise in the elevation of the seabed, and the massive venting of methane and other gases into the surrounding water.

Such occurrences can lead to the rupture of the methane bubble containment—it can then permit the methane to breach the subterranean depths and undergo an explosive decompression as it catapults into the Gulf waters. [6]

All three warning signs are documented to be occurring in the Gulf.

Ground zero: The Gulf Coast

The people and property located on the greater expanse of the Gulf Coast are sitting at Ground Zero. They will be the first exposed to poisonous, cancer causing chemical gases. They will be the ones that initially experience the full fury of a methane bubble exploding from the ruptured seabed.

The media has been kept away from the emergency salvage measures being taken to forestall the biggest catastrophe in human history. The federal government has warned them away from the epicenter of operations with the threat of a $40,000 fine for each infraction and the possibility of felony arrests.

Why is the press being kept away? Word is that the disaster is escalating.

Cracks and bulges

Methane is now streaming through the porous, rocky seabed at an accelerated rate and gushing from the borehole of the first relief well. The EPA is on record that Rig #1 is releasing methane, benzene, hydrogen sulfide and other toxic gases. Workers there now wear advanced protection including state-of-the-art, military-issued gas masks.

Reports, filtering through from oceanologists and salvage workers in the region, state that the upper level strata of the ocean floor is succumbing to greater and greater pressure. That pressure is causing a huge expanse of the seabed-estimated by some as spreading over thousands of square miles surrounding the BP wellhead-to bulge. Some claim the seabed in the region has risen an astounding 30 feet.

The fractured BP wellhead, site of the former Deepwater Horizon, has become the epicenter of frenetic attempts to quell the monstrous flow of methane.

The subterranean methane is pressurized at 100,000 pounds psi. According to Matt Simmons, an oil industry expert, the methane pressure at the wellhead has now skyrocketed to a terrifying 40,000 pounds psi.

Another well-respected expert, Dr. John Kessler of Texas A&M University has calculated that the ruptured well is spewing 60 percent oil and 40 percent methane. The normal methane amount that escapes from a compromised well is about 5 percent.

More evidence? A huge gash on the ocean floor—like a ragged wound hundreds of feet long—has been reported by the NOAA research ship, Thomas Jefferson. Before the curtain of the government enforced news blackout again descended abruptly, scientists aboard the ship voiced their concerns that the widening rift may go down miles into the earth.

That gash too is hemorrhaging oil and methane. It’s 10 miles away from the BP epicenter. Other, new fissures, have been spotted as far as 30 miles distant.

Measurements of the multiple oil plumes now appearing miles from the wellhead indicate that as much as a total of 124,000 barrels of oil are erupting into the Gulf waters daily-that’s about 5,208,000 gallons of oil per day.

Most disturbing of all: Methane levels in the water are now calculated as being almost one million times higher than normal. [7]

Mass death on the water

If the methane bubble—a bubble that could be as big as 20 miles wide—erupts with titanic force from the seabed into the Gulf, every ship, drilling rig and structure within the region of the bubble will immediately sink. All the workers, engineers, Coast Guard personnel and marine biologists participating in the salvage operation will die instantly.

Next, the ocean bottom will collapse, instantaneously displacing up to a trillion cubic feet of water or more and creating a towering supersonic tsunami annihilating everything along the coast and well inland. Like a thermonuclear blast, a high pressure atmospheric wave could precede the tidal wave flattening everything in its path before the water arrives.

When the roaring tsunami does arrive it will scrub away all that is left.

A chemical cocktail of poisons

Some environmentalist experts are calling what’s pouring into the land, sea and air from the seabed breach ’a chemical cocktail of poisons.’

Areas of dead zones devoid of oxygen are driving species of fish into foreign waters, killing plankton and other tiny sea life that are the foundation for the entire food chain, and polluting the air with cancer-causing chemicals and poisonous rainfalls.

A report from one observer in South Carolina documents oily residue left behind after a recent thunderstorm. And before the news blackout fully descended the EPA released data that benzene levels in New Orleans had rocketed to 3,000 parts per billion.

Benzene is extremely toxic and even short term exposure can cause agonizing death from cancerous lesions years later.

The people of Louisiana have been exposed for more than two months—and the benzene levels may be much higher now. The EPA measurement was taken in early May. [8]

Doomsday

While some say it can’t happen because the bulk of the methane is frozen into crystalline form, others point out that the underground methane sea is gradually melting from the nearby surging oil that’s estimated to be as hot as 500 degrees Fahrenheit.

Most experts in the know, however, agree that if the world-changing event does occur it will happen suddenly and within the next 6 months.

So, if events go against Mankind and the bubble bursts in the coming months, Gregory Ryskin may become one of the most famous people in the world. Of course, he won't have long to enjoy his new found fame because very shortly after the methane eruption civilization will collapse.

Perhaps if humanity is very, very lucky, some may find a way to avoid the mass extinction that follows and carry on the human race.

Perhaps.

Zeke
07-14-2010, 01:13 PM
Please, let's let the president of BP have his normal life back. Stop bringing this stuff up.

blaise
07-14-2010, 01:14 PM
Yikes.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 01:14 PM
Please, let's let the president of BP have his normal life back. Stop bringing this stuff up.

Yeah? Well, where will YOU be when the Earth farts?

DJ's left nut
07-14-2010, 01:15 PM
The good news is that this would virtually assure that Obama is a one-term President.

Ah hell, who am I kidding, he'll still get re-elected. People are fucking stupid.

Donger
07-14-2010, 01:18 PM
I had no idea that BP was around 251 million years ago.

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 01:20 PM
Shit. Well, that would kinda suck....
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joesomebody
07-14-2010, 01:20 PM
Link please? That is some scary stuff right there.

Priest31kc
07-14-2010, 01:23 PM
Im scared.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 01:23 PM
Link please? That is some scary stuff right there.

Here is a much better article from the Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dk-matai/gulf-of-mexico-danger-of_b_619095.html


A new and less well known asymmetric threat has surfaced in the Gulf of Mexico oil gusher. Methane or CH4 gas is being released in vast quantities in the Gulf waters. Seismic data shows huge pools of methane gas at the location immediately below and around the damaged "Macondo" oil well. Methane is a colourless, odourless and highly flammable substance which forms a major component in natural gas. This is the same gas that blew the top off Deepwater Horizon and killed 11 people. The "flow team" of the US Geological Survey estimates that 2,900 cubic feet of natural gas, which primarily contains methane, is being released into the Gulf waters with every barrel of oil. The constant flow of over 50,000 barrels of crude oil places the total daily amount of natural gas at over 145 million cubic feet. So far, over 8 billion cubic feet may have been released, making it one of the most vigorous methane eruptions in modern human history. If the estimates of 100,000 barrels a day -- that have emerged from a BP internal document -- are true, then the estimates for methane gas release might have to be doubled.
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Tsunami: Low Probability High Impact Event

Warnings

Older documents indicate that the subterranean geological formation below the "Macondo" well in the Gulf of Mexico may contain the presence of a huge methane deposit. It has been a well known fact that the methane in that oil deposit was problematic. As a result, there was a much higher risk of a blow out. Macondo shares its name with the cursed town in the novel "One Hundred Years of Solitude" by the Nobel-prize winning writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

By some geologists' estimates, the methane could be a massive bubble trapped for thousands of years under the Gulf of Mexico sea floor. More than a year ago, geologists expressed alarm in regard to BP and Transocean putting their exploratory rig directly over this massive underground reservoir of methane. Warnings were raised before the Deepwater Horizon catastrophe that the area of seabed chosen might be unstable and inherently dangerous.

Methane and Poison Gas Bubble

The US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has found high concentrations of gases in the Gulf of Mexico area. The escape of other poisonous gases associated with an underground methane bubble -- such as hydrogen sulfide, benzene and methylene chloride -- have also been found. Recently, the EPA measured hydrogen sulfide at more than 1,000 parts per billion (ppb) -- well above the normal 5 to 10 ppb. Some benzene levels were measured near the Gulf of Mexico in the range of 3,000 to 4,000 ppb -- up from the normal 0 to 4 ppb. Benzene gas is water soluble and is a carcinogen at levels of 1,000 ppb according to the EPA. Upon using a GPS and depth finder system, experts have discovered a large gas bubble, 15 to 20 miles wide and tens of feet high, under the ocean floor. These bubbles are common. Some even believe that the rapid release of similar bubbles may have caused the sinking of ships and planes in the Bermuda Triangle.

50,000 to 100,000 PSI

The intractable problem is that this methane, located deep in the bowels of the earth, is under tremendous pressure. Experts agree that the pressure that blows the oil into the Gulf waters is estimated to be between 30,000 and 70,000 pounds per square inch (psi). Some speculate that the pressure of the methane at the base of the well head, deep under the ocean floor, may be as high as 100,000 psi -- far too much for current technology to contain. The shutoff valves and safety measures were only built for thousands of psi at best. There is no known device to cap a well with such an ultra high pressure.

Oxygen Depletion

The crude oil from the "Macondo" well, which is damaging the Gulf of Mexico, contains around 40 percent methane, compared with about 5 percent found in typical oil deposits. Scientists warn that gases such as methane, hydrogen sulfide and benzene, along with oil, are now depleting the oxygen in the water and are beginning to suffocate marine life creating vast "dead zones". As small microbes living in the sea feed on oil and natural gas, they consume large amounts of oxygen which they require in order to digest food, ie, convert it into energy. There is an environmental ripple effect: when oxygen levels decrease, the breakdown of oil can't advance any further.

Fissures or Cracks

According to geologists, the first signs that the methane may burst its way through the bottom of the ocean would be manifest via fissures or cracks appearing on the ocean floor near the path of least resistance, ie, the damaged well head. Evidence of fissures opening up on the seabed have been captured by the robotic midget submarines working to repair and contain the ruptured well. Smaller, independent plumes have also appeared outside the nearby radius of the bore hole. When reviewing video tapes of the live BP feeds, one can see in the tapes of mid-June that there is oil spewing up from visible fissions. Geologists are pointing to new fissures and cracks that are appearing on the ocean floor.

Fault Areas

The stretching and compression of the earth's crust causes minor cracking, called faults, and the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico has many such fault areas. Fault areas run along the Gulf of Mexico and well inland in Mexico, South and East Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and the extreme western Florida Panhandle. The close coupling of new fissures and cracks with natural fault areas could prove to be lethal.

Bubble Eruption

A methane bubble this large -- if able to escape from under the ocean floor through fissures, cracks and fault areas -- is likely to cause a gas explosion. With the emerging evidence of fissures, the tacit fear now is this: the methane bubble may rupture the seabed and may then erupt with an explosion within the Gulf of Mexico waters. The bubble is likely to explode upwards propelled by more than 50,000 psi of pressure, bursting through the cracks and fissures of the sea floor, fracturing and rupturing miles of ocean bottom with a single extreme explosion.

Cascading Catastrophe Scenarios

1. Loss of Buoyancy

Huge methane gas bubbles under a ship can cause a sudden buoyancy loss. This causes a ship to tilt adversely or worse. Every ship, drilling rig and structure within a ten mile radius of the escaping methane bubble would have to deal with a rapid change in buoyancy, causing many oil structures in its vicinity to become unstable and ships to sink. The lives of all the workers, engineers, coast guard personnel and marine biologists -- measuring and mitigating the oil plumes' advance and assisting with the clean up -- could be in some danger. Therefore, advanced safety measures should be put in place.

2. First Tsunami with Toxic Cloud

If the toxic gas bubble explodes, it might simultaneously set off a tsunami travelling at a high speed of hundreds of miles per hour. Florida might be most exposed to the fury of a tsunami wave. The entire Gulf coastline would be vulnerable, if the tsunami is manifest. Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and southern region of Georgia might experience the effects of the tsunami according to some sources.

3. Second Tsunami via Vaporisation

After several billion barrels of oil and billions of cubic feet of gas have been released, the massive cavity beneath the ocean floor will begin to normalise, allowing freezing water to be forced naturally into the huge cavity where the oil and gas once were. The temperature in that cavity can be extremely hot at around 150 degrees celsius or more. The incoming water will be vaporised and turned into steam, creating an enormous force, which could actually lift the Gulf floor. According to computer models, a second massive tsunami wave might occur.

Conclusion

The danger of loss of buoyancy and cascading tsunamis in the Gulf of Mexico -- caused by the release of the massive methane and poisonous gas bubble -- has been a much lower probability in the early period of the crisis, which began on April 20th. However, as time goes by and the risk increases, this low probability high impact scenario ought not to be ignored, given that the safety and security of the personnel involved remains paramount. Could this be how nature eventually seals the hole created by the Gulf of Mexico oil gusher?

[ENDS]

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 01:27 PM
Well, guess i'll cancel that round of golf for this weekend.... looks like i'll be building a bomb shelter instead...

Fish
07-14-2010, 01:31 PM
Somewhere out there, Michael Bay is furiously writing scripts for new movies....

B_Ambuehl
07-14-2010, 01:31 PM
Anytime people with impressive sounding titles have impressive theories you can be pretty confident the theories are bullshit. If he could do more than theorize he'd be applying his knowledge in the real world for millions as a consultant for oil and gas companies, not teaching it for pennies at a university.

jiveturkey
07-14-2010, 01:38 PM
Anytime people with impressive sounding titles have impressive theories you can be pretty confident the theories are bullshit. If he could do more than theorize he'd be applying his knowledge in the real world for millions as a consultant for oil and gas companies, not teaching it for pennies at a university.
Why would an oil company pay this guy a ton of money when they can make use of his research at the university for free?

And if he was working for them how long would he last if he was constantly telling them not to drill anywhere?

joesomebody
07-14-2010, 01:39 PM
I liked the second article a lot better. While it sounds awful, at least it doesn't sound like dooms day... I hate doomsday horse shit. Catastrophes suck, and happen, but immediate end of the world type doom and gloom just blows.

Ebolapox
07-14-2010, 01:41 PM
well, that sounds bleak.

DaFace
07-14-2010, 01:59 PM
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!111ONE111!!

Donger
07-14-2010, 02:03 PM
No one is actually taking this seriously, right?

DaFace
07-14-2010, 02:04 PM
No one is actually taking this seriously, right?

Does my reply not look serious to you?

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!111ONE111!!

Donger
07-14-2010, 02:05 PM
Does my reply not look serious to you?

No.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:07 PM
Does my reply not look serious to you?

It looks like a state of panic. One that we should all be in right now. When the earth farts, all of society will end. We are the fecal matter on the earths butt. And when she blows, we will be wasted away, free to be wiped clean.

I am heading to Food4Less this afternoon to stock up on beer. Maybe we can out fart this bitch and push the methane out of the atmosphere.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 02:10 PM
No one is actually taking this seriously, right?

i suspect this thread will be followed by 200 "I'm leaving teh Earth FoReVeR!11!1!1111!!1" threads

JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:11 PM
If the Earth farts in the solar system and destroys itself, and there are no other life forms around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I wouldn't worry about a giant Earth fart. Once that Cascadian fault line ruptures and triggers the San Andreas Fault, which will in turn trigger Yosemite to blow its giant volcano and destroy most of the U.S., we're kinda fucked anyway.

RockChalk
07-14-2010, 02:15 PM
Just when the Chiefs appear to be turning the corner! :cuss:

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 02:17 PM
If the Earth farts in the solar system and destroys itself, and there are no other life forms around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I wouldn't worry about a giant Earth fart. Once that Cascadian fault line ruptures and triggers the San Andreas Fault, which will in turn trigger Yosemite to blow its giant volcano and destroy most of the U.S., we're kinda ****ed anyway.

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JD10367
07-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Just when the Chiefs appear to be turning the corner! :cuss:

Wow. And I thought it sucked simply being a Patriots fan and watching them blow an 18-0 season. If your team gets to the Super Bowl and is on the verge of winning it, and they lose 'cause the planet blows up, dude... that trumps everything from that point on.

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 02:26 PM
At least we would all go in a comical fashion. 100,000 years later when our alien overlords come to meet us, they'll giggle about how we went out.

I wonder if BP will try to drop a million lbs of beano down the crack.
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Sofa King
07-14-2010, 02:28 PM
At least we would all go in a comical fashion. 100,000 years later when our alien overlords come to meet us, they'll giggle about how we went out.

I wonder if BP will try to drop a million lbs of beano down the crack.
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but will CP still be around then.... that's the question......

Pants
07-14-2010, 02:28 PM
No one is actually taking this seriously, right?

WTF are you, our resident expert geologist? I happen to know exactly what will happen.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 02:29 PM
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!111ONE111!!

LMAO

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:30 PM
but will CP still be around then.... that's the question......

Yes. Because they have a CP in heaven. And Hell. You can guess which posters are going where...when the earth farts.

CrazyPhuD
07-14-2010, 02:31 PM
One can only hope. Wiping out 96% of the worlds population would be the best thing since the invention of prostitution.

DMAC
07-14-2010, 02:32 PM
Sounds like the Earth ate a Juicy Lucy Sausage Supreme Burger.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Earth strikes back! It's a violent place, this earth. Man won't last much longer. Catastrophes happen in cycles. Surprised the dino's made it that long.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 02:40 PM
Wow. And I thought it sucked simply being a Patriots fan and watching them blow an 18-0 season. If your team gets to the Super Bowl and is on the verge of winning it, and they lose 'cause the planet blows up, dude... that trumps everything from that point on.

I'm ready to go...I saw the Chiefs win one Super Bowl...my life is complete:reaper:

gblowfish
07-14-2010, 02:42 PM
Does this have anything to do with that thread about Vailpass eating Mexican food?

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 02:42 PM
I'm ready to go...I saw the Chiefs win one Super Bowl...my life is complete:reaper:

Asshole.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 02:45 PM
Asshole. :thumb:

Otter
07-14-2010, 02:56 PM
One can only hope. Wiping out 96% of the worlds population would be the best thing since the invention of prostitution.

I'd go to about 85-90% but otherwise in total agreement. We need natural selection to become a factor in who lives and who doesn't as opposed to every half-wit that's going to be a burden on society being able to join the club.

Bring it on earth and please make it quick.

RockChalk
07-14-2010, 02:58 PM
One can only hope. Wiping out 96% of the worlds population would be the best thing since the invention of prostitution.

Depends on who it wipes out. What if the 4% left was full of morons?

JD10367
07-14-2010, 03:00 PM
I'd go to about 85-90% but otherwise in total agreement. We need natural selection to become a factor in who lives and who doesn't as opposed to every half-wit that's going to be a burden on society being able to join the club.

Bring it on earth and please make it quick.

Yes, but the problem is that the Giant Earth Fart Of Doom (GEFOD) will also kill all the innocent animals. They don't deserve it.

DMAC
07-14-2010, 03:02 PM
Yes, but the problem is that the Giant Earth Fart Of Doom (GEFOD) will also kill all the innocent animals. They don't deserve it.Who gives a shit about them, as long as Fuddruckers survives...I'm good.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 03:03 PM
Yes, but the problem is that the Giant Earth Fart Of Doom (GEFOD) will also kill all the innocent animals. They don't deserve it.

my feelings exactly and the children...well most of them

Otter
07-14-2010, 03:07 PM
Depends on who it wipes out. What if the 4% left was full of morons?

Wouldn't that be funny if only North Jersey and southern California survived?

Eek! I'd rather be swallowed up by the GEFOD.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:08 PM
Wouldn't that be funny if only North Jersey and southern California survived?

Eek! I'd rather be swallowed up by the GEFOD.

Id be okay with this.

RockChalk
07-14-2010, 03:09 PM
Wouldn't that be funny if only North Jersey and southern California survived?

Eek! I'd rather be swallowed up by the GEFOD.

That would mean it swallowed up about 99.9% of the people that I know/care about, so I suppose I'm good with it. It'd be funny to watch from above or below

JD10367
07-14-2010, 03:09 PM
my feelings exactly and the children...well most of them

So it would be like "Lord Of The Flies", but with a lot of animals running around and picking off the little kids? Suddenly life after the GEFOD doesn't seem as idyllic as I pictured it...

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 03:10 PM
Id be okay with this.

As would I. Lord knows we don't need those midwesterners.

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 03:13 PM
As would I. Lord knows we don't need those midwesterners.

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California should be breaking off and sinking soon anyways.... if we go by way of GEFOD, you'll be soon to follow by earthquake... :)

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 03:19 PM
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California should be breaking off and sinking soon anyways.... if we go by way of GEFOD, you'll be soon to follow by earthquake... :)

Don't be mad at me. I didn't start the stupid regional hate remarks.

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 03:20 PM
Depends on who it wipes out. What if the 4% left was full of morons?

That's all right. We'll have president Commancho and 'Lectrolites!


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/president-camancho-idiocracy.jpg

Sofa King
07-14-2010, 03:21 PM
That's all right. We'll have president Commancho and 'Lectrolites!


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/president-camancho-idiocracy.jpg

ROFL that movie was an utter waste of my time. btw i'm copy pasting this in a rep as well.

boogblaster
07-14-2010, 03:25 PM
hummm

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 03:26 PM
ROFL that movie was an utter waste of my time. btw i'm copy pasting this in a rep as well.

MEHHHHH GO AWAY! BAITIN!

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-14-2010, 03:35 PM
I think this is about the 3,275th time in my life someone has predicted the end of the world, and it hasn't happened yet.

But just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and max out my credit cards on hookers and blow.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 03:41 PM
I think this is about the 3,275th time in my life someone has predicted the end of the world, and it hasn't happened yet.

But just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and max out my credit cards on hookers and blow.

Hookers and drug dealers take credit cards now? Think of all the possibilities.

Goldmember
07-14-2010, 03:58 PM
So it would be like "Lord Of The Flies", but with a lot of animals running around and picking off the little kids? Suddenly life after the GEFOD doesn't seem as idyllic as I pictured it...

Great idea for a movie....better hurry up though

orange
07-14-2010, 04:36 PM
Yeah? Well, where will YOU be when the Earth farts?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRvS2_8Geac/ReuU02fsPGI/AAAAAAAAAAw/koYctImCxKk/s320/Fly+Me+to+the+Moon+cover.jpg

bevischief
07-14-2010, 04:51 PM
Don't light a match...

mikey23545
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRvS2_8Geac/ReuU02fsPGI/AAAAAAAAAAw/koYctImCxKk/s320/Fly+Me+to+the+Moon+cover.jpg

Thanks to Obama canceling all U.S. manned space flight programs and redirecting NASA to give terrorists warm fuzzy feelings, I don't think that will happen.

Hog Farmer
07-14-2010, 05:07 PM
I think this wuld be hilarious. Just think when the lizard gods arrive in 2012 and everybody is dead. They're gonna be really pissed that they have to look everywhere for the gold themselves.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:15 PM
I think this wuld be hilarious. Just think when the lizard gods arrive in 2012 and everybody is dead. They're gonna be really pissed that they have to look everywhere for the gold themselves.

Nah. They'll just create a race of superhumans that they can enslave. Ones that don't talk back.

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 06:35 PM
I'm thinking Denver is high enough to avoid the tsunami and by the time the methane reaches us it'll be diluting and still rising. I'll probably be okay until the Yellowstone supervolcano goes off in Phase 2.