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luv
07-14-2010, 04:39 PM
All this talk of you poor men never getting off on BJ's. One reason that was given was that it takes you too long to get off, so the girl gives up. This got me to wondering. What's the longest BJ you've ever received?

Ladies, I guess the question posed to you would be the longest BJ you've ever given.

Donger
07-14-2010, 04:40 PM
Just over seven inches.

OnTheWarpath58
07-14-2010, 04:42 PM
Just over seven inches.

LMAO

Thread.

Slainte
07-14-2010, 04:44 PM
Really?


Just long enough...


JFC...

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 04:44 PM
When im drunk it's hard to Nut. I've had some Looong BJ's that ended in complaints about lock jaw.

Discuss Thrower
07-14-2010, 04:48 PM
The one blowjay I've received lasted roughly 10 minutes, and ended when I realized I was nowhere near reaching a boiling point. If all beejs are that unsatisfying then I'm not too burned about not getting any for years.

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 04:50 PM
I was with a chick once, who's goal it was to make me nut 3 times in a row with BJs.

She got the first one. I had to stop her 20 minutes into the second one. It wasn't going to happen.

JoeyChuckles
07-14-2010, 04:51 PM
The one blowjay I've received lasted roughly 10 minutes, and ended when I realized I was nowhere near reaching a boiling point. If all beejs are that unsatisfying then I'm not too burned about not getting any for years.


Really? I find it usually goes quicker with a BJ then compared to intercourse.

Maybe that is just me.

luv
07-14-2010, 04:51 PM
Would you let her go on forever, knowing you're not going to get off, just for the fact that it feels good and is relaxing?

Heather
07-14-2010, 04:52 PM
Girls can get oral pleasure as well. Is nice!

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
I was with a chick once, who's goal it was to make me nut 3 times in a row with BJs.

She got the first one. I had to stop her 20 minutes into the second one. It wasn't going to happen.

yep. Sometimes it just doesn't happen.

Some girls just don't use the right technique.

The mouth must be used in conjunction with the hand. And dont just suck the tip, try to fit the whole thing in your mouth, baby.

DaFace
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
30 minutes just sounds painful.

Donger
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
A daily BJ for 365 consecutive days. Honestly, it got a little boring toward the end.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
this is a dumb fucking poll...

anyone who lets a girl suck their dick for LONGER than 5 minutes is a fucking idiot...

If I'm not getting off in 5 minutes from a BJ, it's...

A) Not going to happen...

and

B) I'm going to have some sort of compassion for the chick...nobody wants to suck a dick that long.

That's just insane AND shows how inexperienced some people are...

what kind of guy would let a girl give him head for 20 minutes?

Seems like a TERRIBLE relationship to me...

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 04:53 PM
Would you let her go on forever, knowing you're not going to get off, just for the fact that it feels good and is relaxing?

No...because at a certain point....it just becomes pointless and annoying. That is unless I really can't stand the girl....then I'm going to let her keep going.

Donger
07-14-2010, 04:54 PM
The mouth must be used in conjunction with the hand.

Not this.

luv
07-14-2010, 04:54 PM
Girls can get oral pleasure as well. Is nice!

True, but we're focusing on the boys right now, mmkay?

chiefsnorth
07-14-2010, 04:54 PM
Most women are terrible at it. I have often wanted to tell them to just stop, but did not want to hurt their feelings. Just do the deed, why is that so hard?
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Jilly
07-14-2010, 04:55 PM
really? I'm starting to feel sorry for some of you.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 04:56 PM
Not this.

I disagree.

Having had numerous BJ's the hand & mouth method is more likely to make me nut. When using just the mouth, she could be there working for 20 minutes plus and never get the job done.

ClevelandBronco
07-14-2010, 04:56 PM
30 minutes just sounds painful.

It can be, but you get your revenge when you chop her body up into little pieces and bury the pieces in several...

Uhh...this thing isn't on, is it?

wutamess
07-14-2010, 04:56 PM
Just over seven inches.

LMAO REP!

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 04:57 PM
I've been dating a girl for two or three months now and we if we're feeling lazy she gives me head for a minute before we start having sex so we can lube up...

or if I don't get off after 20-30 minutes of sex she'll finish me off giving me head because I taught her how to get me off that way in less than 2 minutes (tops)...and if I am STILL too hunger/or drunk to not get off then we just finish up later...

But AT NO POINT in my life have I ever expected/wanted or received a BJ that lasted longer than 5 minutes...

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 04:57 PM
what kind of guy would let a girl give him head for 20 minutes?


http://docwhisperer.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/raise-your-hand.jpg

Slainte
07-14-2010, 04:58 PM
This whole thread begs for the start of training camp...

booger
07-14-2010, 04:58 PM
Most women are terrible at it. I have often wanted to tell them to just stop, but did not want to hurt their feelings. Just do the deed, why is that so hard?
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that's just a dirty trick they try to play so they don't have to stick it in their mouth again.

Heather
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
True, but we're focusing on the boys right now, mmkay?
Whatever. :Scanlon:

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
Would you let her go on forever, knowing you're not going to get off, just for the fact that it feels good and is relaxing?

Fuck yeah I would.

luv
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
This whole thread begs for the start of training camp...

Agreed.

Donger
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
really? I'm starting to feel sorry for some of you.

It's not the female's fault. It's not your tackle. But, hopefully the guy is willing to give subtle (or not) indications of what he likes and she (hopefully) is willing to learn and adjust.

No different than with male on female oral.

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 05:00 PM
This whole thread begs for the start of training camp...

A thread about sucking dick reminds you of the Chiefs?

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:00 PM
this is a dumb ****ing poll...

anyone who lets a girl suck their dick for LONGER than 5 minutes is a ****ing idiot...

If I'm not getting off in 5 minutes from a BJ, it's...

A) Not going to happen...

and

B) I'm going to have some sort of compassion for the chick...nobody wants to suck a dick that long.

That's just insane AND shows how inexperienced some people are...

what kind of guy would let a girl give him head for 20 minutes?

Seems like a TERRIBLE relationship to me...

???? seriously? 5 minutes?

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:00 PM
Most women are terrible at it. I have often wanted to tell them to just stop, but did not want to hurt their feelings. Just do the deed, why is that so hard?
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, I know what you mean from the past...

Only two girls have just been FLAT OUT amazing at it...without me having to show them how to do it properly...

(Some) Girls don't understand how important the hand is in the BJ process...

I was with a girl last summer who gave OUTSTANDING head...I purposely didn't get off while having sex so she would finish me off with a BJ...

Some girls are receptive to learning how to do a good BJ...others just get offended and give up and become self-conscious...

the girl I'm dating now is pretty awesome but we rather just have sex than do oral...I feel like oral is for fat people who are too lazy to have sex...most dudes I know that prefer BJ's over sex are fat...

Heather
07-14-2010, 05:00 PM
Most women are terrible at it. I have often wanted to tell them to just stop, but did not want to hurt their feelings. Just do the deed, why is that so hard?
Posted via Mobile Device

Because you're too hard?

OnTheWarpath58
07-14-2010, 05:01 PM
A thread about sucking dick reminds you of the Chiefs?

LMAO

stumppy
07-14-2010, 05:01 PM
If you're talking about pretty much nonstop from start to happy ending it would have lasted as along as the late movie on at the drive-in.
Now if you allow for taking a break every now and then for a smoke or drink it would be a bit longer. Had one that lasted a day and a half. Would have lasted longer if she hadn't slipped out of the cuffs.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:02 PM
???? seriously? 5 minutes?

You guys CRACK me up...

OMG

Maybe I'm too nice to the girl...who the fuck wants head for more than 5 minutes?

I've had some of the most AMAZING blowjobs of all time...swear to God...this girl who I hooked up with...every other guy I know that she hooked up with...we all just RAVED about how BJ ability...

but if you're not getting off within 5 minutes on a BJ...then it's just fucking poor etiquette to the girl...

and good luck ever getting good BJ's if the relationship is ever serious

JFC

20 minute blowjobs?

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

That's ridiculous.

Why don't you just fuck for god's sake?

Stewie
07-14-2010, 05:03 PM
Heh! Blow jobs! They work and can be really good... especially when she looks up at you looking for approval. Fuck blow jobs!

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 05:04 PM
Would you let her go on forever, knowing you're not going to get off, just for the fact that it feels good and is relaxing?


I think there ought to be spas where a person can purchase this service. You can go in there and just relax and read National Geographic for an hour and enjoy yourself.

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 05:04 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean from the past...

Only two girls have just been FLAT OUT amazing at it...without me having to show them how to do it properly...

(Some) Girls don't understand how important the hand is in the BJ process...

I was with a girl last summer who gave OUTSTANDING head...I purposely didn't get off while having sex so she would finish me off with a BJ...

Some girls are receptive to learning how to do a good BJ...others just get offended and give up and become self-conscious...

the girl I'm dating now is pretty awesome but we rather just have sex than do oral...I feel like oral is for fat people who are too lazy to have sex...most dudes I know that prefer BJ's over sex are fat...

Most guys I know who like peeing on their roommates......are gay.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:05 PM
I almost never nut while getting a bj. It sure does get the captain ready for work though.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:05 PM
You guys CRACK me up...

OMG

Maybe I'm too nice to the girl...who the **** wants head for more than 5 minutes?

I've had some of the most AMAZING blowjobs of all time...swear to God...this girl who I hooked up with...every other guy I know that she hooked up with...we all just RAVED about how BJ ability...

but if you're not getting off within 5 minutes on a BJ...then it's just ****ing poor etiquette to the girl...

and good luck ever getting good BJ's if the relationship is ever serious

JFC

20 minute blowjobs?

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

That's ridiculous.

Why don't you just **** for god's sake?

??? If the girl enjoys it then what the fuck difference does it make?

I can't cum in 5 minutes. I just can't Doesn't matter if it's Oral, Vaginal or Anal. It ain't happening. Unless I'm REALLY stocked up i guess, but if im getting off regularly, Im not coming in under 5 minutes. It doesn't matter how good or bad she is.

Rain Man
07-14-2010, 05:06 PM
Girls can get oral pleasure as well. Is nice!


Start your own thread.




















Please.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:07 PM
Most guys I know who like peeing on their roommates......are gay.

you know what's funny?

I tell the same stories to the chicks I hook up with that I tell on here...

Same ones...

At work...to the girl who I have been dating now for like 2.5 months...

They must do wonders...I don't know why...but it seems like I'm always having sex with pretty hot girls...

For instance...I've already had sex with this girl like 12 times this week...my dick hurts...

that's how gay I am

Lets see...

25/bartender-waiter/still in school/irresponsible/drunk ass...

but tend to always land a hot 21 year old girl

maybe some of you should try and pee on your roommates?

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:07 PM
A thread about sucking dick reminds you of the Chiefs?
ROFL

well, sucking dick is a good explanation of how badly we have played in recent history.

booger
07-14-2010, 05:08 PM
don't forget to play with teh balls too

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 05:09 PM
you know what's funny?

I tell the same stories to the chicks I hook up with that I tell on here...

Same ones...

At work...to the girl who I have been dating now for like 2.5 months...

They must do wonders...I don't know why...but it seems like I'm always having sex with pretty hot girls...

For instance...I've already had sex with this girl like 12 times this week...my dick hurts...

that's how gay I am

Lets see...

25/bartender-waiter/still in school/irresponsible/drunk ass...

but tend to always land a hot 21 year old girl

maybe some of you should try and pee on your roommates?

12 times in a week and your dick hurts? You're dick doesn't hurt because of the sex. Your dick hurts because you have chlamydia.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:09 PM
you know what's funny?

I tell the same stories to the chicks I hook up with that I tell on here...

Same ones...

At work...to the girl who I have been dating now for like 2.5 months...

They must do wonders...I don't know why...but it seems like I'm always having sex with pretty hot girls...

For instance...I've already had sex with this girl like 12 times this week...my dick hurts...

that's how gay I am

Lets see...

25/bartender-waiter/still in school/irresponsible/drunk ass...

but tend to always land a hot 21 year old girl

maybe some of you should try and pee on your roommates?

Anyone can get laid at 2am in a bar full of drunk bitches. Nothing to be proud about.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:10 PM
12 times in a week and your dick hurts? You're dick doesn't hurt because of the sex. Your dick hurts because you have chlamydia.

it's wednesday...

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:11 PM
Anyone can get laid at 2am in a bar full of drunk bitches. Nothing to be proud about.

that's a myth

HUGE fucking myth

WV
07-14-2010, 05:11 PM
If I'm getting any it better be before we do it, because she's not putting it in her mouth after! Travesty, but I guess I can't exactly blame her.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:11 PM
and I rarely...RARELY...RARELY hook up with "random" chicks...drunk or not

every girl I generally hook up with I know from somewhere or something

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:12 PM
If I'm getting any it better be before we do it, because she's not putting it in her mouth after! Travesty, but I guess I can't exactly blame her.

those girls suck...

I make out with girls after they suck my dick and most girls have no problem sucking dick after I've had it in their...

my first GF was like that, though...but we were young and inexperienced

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:12 PM
and I rarely...RARELY...RARELY hook up with "random" chicks...drunk or not

every girl I generally hook up with I know from somewhere or something

Seriously, this thread is about BJ's, not you. No one gives a fuck about how cool and hot you think you are.

Jilly
07-14-2010, 05:13 PM
Not that I wasn't confident before, but hearing the stories of you deprived men, I'm starting to think Sully is really really really lucky.

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 05:13 PM
it's wednesday...

Ok....and?

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:13 PM
and in terms of guys fucking girls in the ass...

Meh.

I tried it once...I think it's...weird. Gross even.

It must be some sort of power play for guys...like...

"oh look at me, I'm so cool she lets me fuck her in the ass!"

not really my cup of tea I suppose

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:14 PM
Not that I wasn't confident before, but hearing the stories of you deprived men, I'm starting to think Sully is really really really lucky.

dude your sister is a porn star

you obviously come from a fucked up family

didn't you use to be a lesbian?

maybe you're the one that isn't normal

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:15 PM
Not that I wasn't confident before, but hearing the stories of you deprived men, I'm starting to think Sully is really really really lucky.

Explain your technique.

Rooster
07-14-2010, 05:15 PM
I was once getting road head from a girl coming home from something or other. Anyway, the highways in Kansas are very straight and very flat. So while she was down there she really had no bearings as to where we were on the road or distance traveled. The turn I needed to take was quickly approaching and I really wasn't done so I contined to drive past the turn allowing her to finish what she had started.

About ten miles down the road she pops her head up to see where we are. She instantly knows I missed our turn and what I have been up too. She wasn't real happy.:evil:

Jilly
07-14-2010, 05:15 PM
dude your sister is a porn star

you obviously come from a ****ed up family

didn't you use to be a lesbian?

maybe you're the one that isn't normal

you think dude? You're so full of wisdom, dude.

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 05:15 PM
and in terms of guys fucking girls in the ass...

Meh.

I tried it once...I think it's...weird. Gross even.

It must be some sort of power play for guys...like...

"oh look at me, I'm so cool she lets me fuck her in the ass!"

not really my cup of tea I suppose

dude your sister is a porn star

you obviously come from a fucked up family

didn't you use to be a lesbian?

maybe you're the one that isn't normal

Once again....you think it's funny to pee on other guys.

Like you have any room to call someone else fucked up.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:16 PM
I make out with girls after they suck my dick

:facepalm:

just....no

Did you like the taste?

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:16 PM
:facepalm:

just....no

Did you like the taste?

it's not like we snowballed

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:17 PM
This Meat Dragon person is somewhat annoying.

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:17 PM
Once again....you think it's funny to pee on other guys.

That explains a thing or two.

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:17 PM
Once again....you think it's funny to pee on other guys.

Like you have any room to call someone else ****ed up.

I'm sorry dick doesn't scare me...

I'm straight.

Pee doesn't gross me out, either.

I've seen a ton of dick in my life...doesn't make me feel gay when I see one...

It does make me funny when people are so homophobic they think when they see another dick it makes them gay.

Dicky McElephant
07-14-2010, 05:18 PM
The Meat Dragon is Hootie.

CoMoChief
07-14-2010, 05:18 PM
NOBODY CAN DO IT BETTER THAN YOURSELF!



oh wait this is about BJ's, not HJ's.






welp still.........NOBODY CAN DO IT BETTER THAN YOURSELF!

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 05:18 PM
The Meat Dragon is Hootie.

he knows, he's offended because I called him out on his fake ass stories from the other day...

Hurt his feelings.

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:19 PM
that's a myth

HUGE ****ing myth

For you maybe. When I was doing the bar scene, I never had a problem. Now they werent always great looking but I just needed to stick my dick in something.

Mr. Laz
07-14-2010, 05:19 PM
not that big a fan of the BJ

i mean don't get me wrong, feels good

but tbh ... i'd rather give :dom: than receive http://designmyprofile.com/images/graphics/other/emoticons/bj2.gif (http://www.designmyprofile.com) before :hump:

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:20 PM
he knows, he's offended because I called him out on his fake ass stories from the other day...

Hurt his feelings.

Actually, I had forgotten you were he. But, that fits.

And, no, I'm not offended that you didn't believe those stories.

WV
07-14-2010, 05:20 PM
not that big of a fan of the BJ

i mean don't get me wrong, feels good

but tbh ... i'd rather give :dom: than receive http://designmyprofile.com/images/graphics/other/emoticons/bj2.gif (http://www.designmyprofile.com) before :hump:

This!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumb:

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:21 PM
it's not like we snowballed

that doesnt matter, it would make it far more fucked up...but after my dick goes in her mouth she aint kissin me till scope/colgate has its turn.

Just Passin' By
07-14-2010, 05:21 PM
and in terms of guys ****ing girls in the ass...

Meh.

I tried it once...I think it's...weird. Gross even.

It must be some sort of power play for guys...like...

"oh look at me, I'm so cool she lets me **** her in the ass!"

not really my cup of tea I suppose

So, you're more of a catcher than a pitcher?

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:22 PM
I'm sorry dick doesn't scare me...

I'm straight.

Pee doesn't gross me out, either.

I've seen a ton of dick in my life...doesn't make me feel gay when I see one...

It does make me funny when people are so homophobic they think when they see another dick it makes them gay.

Does it make you feel gay when you see dick and you get aroused?

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:23 PM
that doesnt matter, it would make it far more ****ed up...but after my dick goes in her mouth she aint kissin me till scope/colgate has its turn.

I don't think that makes you ghey. After all, it's your dick. And, you don't seem to mind HER having your dick in HER mouth, right?

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:23 PM
that doesnt matter, it would make it far more ****ed up...but after my dick goes in her mouth she aint kissin me till scope/colgate has its turn.

Hootie liking the taste and sight of dick doesn't make him gay. You should lay off him.

Just Passin' By
07-14-2010, 05:24 PM
Not that I wasn't confident before, but hearing the stories of you deprived men, I'm starting to think Sully is really really really lucky.

Yeah, I don't get this thread. If a woman likes giving and you've got the time, sit back and enjoy the ride. There are times for speeding and times for a long leisurely drive, if you know what I mean.

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 05:24 PM
that doesnt matter, it would make it far more ****ed up...but after my dick goes in her mouth she aint kissin me till scope/colgate has its turn.

Sophomoric sex take.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:25 PM
Does it make you feel gay when you see dick and you get aroused?

You're missing what he's trying to say. Let me help.

He likes looking at dicks, but he isn't gay because dicks don't arouse him. It's the peeing on guys that he finds arousing. And peeing on guys apparently isn't gay in any sort of way.

bevischief
07-14-2010, 05:26 PM
This whole thread begs for the start of training camp...

This! and rep for you!

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:26 PM
Yeah, I don't get this thread. If a woman likes giving and you've got the time, sit back and enjoy the ride. There are times for speeding and times for a long leisurely drive, if you know what I mean.

This.

But according to Hootie, any BJ longer than 5 minutes is ROFL ROFL ROFL

booger
07-14-2010, 05:27 PM
the meat wagon

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:27 PM
You're missing what he's trying to say. Let me help.

He likes looking at dicks, but he isn't gay because dicks don't arouse him. It's the peeing on guys that he finds arousing. And peeing on guys apparently isn't gay in any sort of way.

Ahhh. Is that metrosexual or something?

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:27 PM
WTF would anyone pee on anyone, let alone enjoy it?

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:27 PM
I don't think that makes you ghey. After all, it's your dick. And, you don't seem to mind HER having your dick in HER mouth, right?

To each his own, but to me its only happened once and lets just say it wasnt for me.

Same thing goes for anal, just not for me.

Like I said, I have no problem kissing after or anything, its just that she needs to brush and rinse before that happens.

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 05:29 PM
To each his own, but to me its only happened once and lets just say it wasnt for me.


I don't understand. Do you need to clean your shit? Were you the guilty party?

booger
07-14-2010, 05:29 PM
To each his own, but to me its only happened once and lets just say it wasnt for me.

Same thing goes for anal, just not for me.

Like I said, I have no problem kissing after or anything, its just that she needs to brush and rinse before that happens.

does she make you brush before you kiss her after you munch her rug?

SDChiefs
07-14-2010, 05:29 PM
To each his own, but to me its only happened once and lets just say it wasnt for me.

Same thing goes for anal, just not for me.

Like I said, I have no problem kissing after or anything, its just that she needs to brush and rinse before that happens.

Wait, you kiss them after you finish? I just show them the door.

CoMoChief
07-14-2010, 05:29 PM
If it doesn't happen in 5-10 min, it aint happenin'

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:30 PM
Ahhh. Is that metrosexual or something?

Nah.

It's a fetish. You know, like PIIHB.

It's commonly reffered to as "Water Sports". A very 2-girls, 1 cup kinda deal.

Cuz ya see, anal sex with a chick is weird and disgusting, but peeing on guys.....well.....that's just downright erotic.

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 05:30 PM
WTF would anyone pee on anyone, let alone enjoy it?

It must be a power thing.

"I'm peeing on my roommate!!! This is so taboo!!!"

CoMoChief
07-14-2010, 05:30 PM
Wait, you kiss them after you finish? I just show them the door.

I usually just tickle her butt

crazycoffey
07-14-2010, 05:30 PM
I never really have had the problem of "not being able to get off" during BJs, I take it as it's all about me, when properly designated, and enjoy it as such.

However, one night on my 21st birthday party, after I had sex with my ex, I received a BJ from a scraper that took too long (and was painful); I wasn't able to finish with her. but it didn't last longer than 20 minutes.

booger
07-14-2010, 05:31 PM
WTF would anyone pee on anyone, let alone enjoy it?

other than relief of a jelly fish sting i have no idea.

and pissing on ant hills. that is a blast.

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:31 PM
To each his own, but to me its only happened once and lets just say it wasnt for me.

Same thing goes for anal, just not for me.

Like I said, I have no problem kissing after or anything, its just that she needs to brush and rinse before that happens.

It's not exactly something that I demand or desire, but think about what you're saying: "Yeah, yeah, suck it! Suck it! WTF?! Are you crazy? You want to kiss me after you've had my dick in your mouth!?"

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:33 PM
It's not exactly something that I demand or desire, but think about what you're saying: "Yeah, yeah, suck it! Suck it! WTF?! Are you crazy? You want to kiss me after you've had my dick in your mouth!?"

I will kiss after she's been blowing me. But if I nut in her mouth.....then ya, rinse it out first please, or you just get a peck on the lips.

crazycoffey
07-14-2010, 05:33 PM
It's not exactly something that I demand or desire, but think about what you're saying: "Yeah, yeah, suck it! Suck it! WTF?! Are you crazy? You want to kiss me after you've had my dick in your mouth!?"


does she kiss you after you had her puss in your mouth?

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
I will kiss after she's been blowing me. But if I nut in her mouth.....then ya, rinse it out first please, or you just get a peck on the lips.

LMAO

Yes, I was under the impression that was a given.

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
does she kiss you after you had her puss in your mouth?

Yes, ferociously.

Detoxing
07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
LMAO

Yes, I was under the impression that was a given.

Just had to clarify....cuz ya never know.

bevischief
07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
:popcorn:

Waiting till GoChiefs sees this...

:)

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
I don't understand. Do you need to clean your shit? Were you the guilty party?

Do you like the taste of dick, even if its only a slight taste?

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:35 PM
Oh, and ladies, lightly scraping the boys with your fingernails is a wonderful sensation (usually).

booger
07-14-2010, 05:37 PM
I will kiss after she's been blowing me. But if I nut in her mouth.....then ya, rinse it out first please, or you just get a peck on the lips.

if she's gargling and grunting then its a pat on the head and a thumbs up only.:thumb:

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Do you like the taste of dick, even if its only a slight taste?

I don't believe, though I cannot be certain, that the flesh of my dick has a taste.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:38 PM
does she make you brush before you kiss her after you munch her rug?

Nope, but I would understand if she did and I would do it.

Donger
07-14-2010, 05:39 PM
Do you like the taste of dick, even if its only a slight taste?

You don't like the smell of your own farts, do you?

BossChief
07-14-2010, 05:42 PM
You don't like the smell of your own farts, do you?

depends on what I ate.

booger
07-14-2010, 05:46 PM
depends on what I ate.

that would totally suck if you just got done eating pussy and she just got done blowing you and you both farted. then you would both have to brush your teeth and wash your asses

crazycoffey
07-14-2010, 05:51 PM
that would totally suck if you just got done eating pussy and she just got done blowing you and you both farted. then you would both have to brush your teeth and wash your asses


ROFL

BossChief
07-14-2010, 06:01 PM
Who knows, it happened quite awhile ago...maybe its like eating broccoli as a kid and not liking it but you learn to really like it later in life. Or maybe it was just the younger, immature me that couldn't handle the mental part of it (and that my mind produced a slight taste when there really wasnt one to begin with) and was immature about it and I just haven't changed.

Who knows....maybe Ill try a piece of broccoli on my plate next time around. Maybe not.

To answer the op though, I cant really say how long the longest was cause I really wasnt keeping track but I got some in HS that were awful and seemed to never end, but I never kicked anyone off...I did turn to sex to finish though.

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 06:29 PM
once many moons ago, I was in a vehicle moving down the highway. We were on vacation and driving in new territory ..I was not the driver that day so I was being frisky...things were going quite well, until we crossed railroad tracks that we did not know were there..... end of story

Param
07-14-2010, 06:32 PM
Would you let her go on forever, knowing you're not going to get off, just for the fact that it feels good and is relaxing?

hell yah!

JD10367
07-14-2010, 06:34 PM
All this talk of you poor men never getting off on BJ's. One reason that was given was that it takes you too long to get off, so the girl gives up.

Not for nothing, but it really shouldn't take that long. If it's taking too long, and the girl has to give up, then she was probably doing a real shitty job of it. It's the equivalent in the other direction of a guy giving bad head to a chick.

I can't speak for the entire male population, but I think the fallacy women operate under is from watching porn flicks, where the chick is just going up and down frantically like she's working a lollipop. The name of the game is friction. If there's little friction, there's little sensation. Simply getting the thing soaking wet and working it like a popsicle doesn't really do a whole lot; a skilled woman, like the chick in "Twin Peaks" who could tie a cherry stem into a knot, can give the best blowjob in the world by barely moving her head. :thumb:

Param
07-14-2010, 06:36 PM
I think it's true fat girls give better head than hot girls. They gotta please ya more.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 07:57 PM
ROFLROFLROFL

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:22 PM
I really think it falls on the girl to make a bj fun and pleasurable. If she is having fun while making it pleasurable it could last some time.

Make a game out of it...if she makes him cum, he gets his face ridden...lol...if he makes it so long with out cumming, then he gets to PIIHB.

In no way, do you reject a kiss from me if I have just won the game!! For the game has just begun and I'm sure you would love to know how it finishes!! :evil:

Sure-Oz
07-14-2010, 08:26 PM
over an hour, wtf kind of poll is this? whoever is giving these bjs doesn't have it down obviously.

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:27 PM
if she makes him cum, he gets his face ridden...

can he get his face ridden regardless?

-King-
07-14-2010, 08:30 PM
I think I'm alone in this...but I dont give 2 fucks if a girl swallows or not. A lot of guys like it for some reason. The deed is done...so I don't care if she swallows or spits.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:31 PM
can he get his face ridden regardless?

I would suppose you could.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 08:31 PM
I think I'm alone in this...but I dont give 2 ****s if a girl swallows or not. A lot of guys like it for some reason. The deed is done...so I don't care if she swallows or spits.

If the blow job is good enough, you wouldn't know the difference.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 08:35 PM
The cougar who popped my cherry blew me for at least 30 minutes. I remember being so surprised that was this was the first time a woman had touched my pener and yet it was taking so long for me to blow.

She was really quite skilled.

rad
07-14-2010, 08:38 PM
This Meat Dragon person is somewhat annoying.

What's funny is how adamant he is in his ignorance.

booger
07-14-2010, 08:39 PM
The cougar who popped my cherry blew me for at least 30 minutes. I remember being so surprised that was this was the first time a woman had touched my pener and yet it was taking so long for me to blow.

She was really quite skilled.

did she want to kiss you after she blew in yer mouth?

Just Passin' By
07-14-2010, 08:41 PM
over an hour, wtf kind of poll is this? whoever is giving these bjs doesn't have it down obviously.

A woman who knows what she is doing can keep a man with a modicum of control going for pretty much as long as they want it to last, just as she can get most men to fire off pretty much at her bidding.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 08:42 PM
did she want to kiss you after she blew in yer mouth?

I don't remember.

Bearcat
07-14-2010, 08:43 PM
What's funny is how adamant he is in his ignorance.

You must be new here...

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 08:44 PM
The cougar who popped my cherry blew me for at least 30 minutes. I remember being so surprised that was this was the first time a woman had touched my pener and yet it was taking so long for me to blow.

She was really quite skilled.

we are talking real life not your wet dreams dumb ass

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 08:45 PM
we are talking real life not your wet dreams dumb ass

It bothers you that I have engaged in sexual acts with a female?

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 08:47 PM
It bothers you that I have engaged in sexual acts with a female?

not at all except we all know it is a lie. You would have been on here bragging about it for 2 years.

We all know you are a dumbass priest wanna be gay wanna be (NTTIATWWT) attention whore, you would NOT have let this go by

sedated
07-14-2010, 08:49 PM
I would suppose you could.

anytime riding my face is involved, I'm down like the world trade center

booger
07-14-2010, 08:49 PM
I don't remember.

was she gooey and squishy down there? kinda stinky but not really, not in a bad way at least. ?

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 08:49 PM
not at all except we all know it is a lie. You would have been on here bragging about it for 2 years.


I kinda did actually. There's a whole thread about it.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 08:50 PM
anytime riding my face is involved, I'm down like the world trade center+1

:thumb:

booger
07-14-2010, 08:50 PM
who doesn't like it when they sit on your face a wiggle. that;s the best.

rad
07-14-2010, 08:50 PM
You must be new here...

I didn't say I was suprised.....He just makes me laugh.

rad
07-14-2010, 08:53 PM
was she gooey and squishy down there? kinda stinky but not really, not in a bad way at least. ?

...and her boob, you know, felt like....a bag of sand.

JD10367
07-14-2010, 08:54 PM
not at all except we all know it is a lie. You would have been on here bragging about it for 2 years.

We all know you are a dumbass priest wanna be gay wanna be (NTTIATWWT) attention whore, you would NOT have let this go by

It took him 30 minutes to blow 'cause he kept thinking, "Man, I'd be more excited if she looked like Ryan Seacrest..." LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 08:56 PM
It took him 30 minutes to blow 'cause he kept thinking, "Man, I'd be more excited if she looked like Ryan Seacrest..." LMAO

I didn't blow.

I am incapable of blowing from a blowjob. At least thus far.

booger
07-14-2010, 08:58 PM
...and her boob, you know, felt like....a bag of sand.

or a bag of soybean oil or whatever they pump in those fake ones.

Sand? never had one that bumpy before.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 08:59 PM
I didn't blow.

I am incapable of blowing from a blowjob. At least thus far.

doesnt this contradict a previous post?

Im pretty sure a couple days ago you posted something like "I bet you dont know what it feels like to say stop talking and start sucking and then 5 minutes later blowing a load in her eye" or something like that.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 09:03 PM
She didn't make me blow. I had to finish myself off, but I agreed to do it in her face. Nice girl.

rad
07-14-2010, 09:03 PM
or a bag of soybean oil or whatever they pump in those fake ones.

Sand? never had one that bumpy before.

It was a 40 YO Virgin reference.

booger
07-14-2010, 09:07 PM
It was a 40 YO Virgin reference.

lol, that's right. havn't seen that on in awhile.

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 09:12 PM
doesnt this contradict a previous post?

Im pretty sure a couple days ago you posted something like "I bet you dont know what it feels like to say stop talking and start sucking and then 5 minutes later blowing a load in her eye" or something like that.

he is a post whore that can't keep his lies straight. Nothing he says is the truth

booger
07-14-2010, 09:24 PM
I didn't blow.

I am incapable of blowing from a blowjob. At least thus far.

try pulling it out her mouth and bopping it(just teh tip) on her forehead a few times. not really hard but firm. then see if that helps you pop off.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 09:26 PM
LOL, noswad, you dumb cunt.

If you actually go and read what I said...

When was the last time you blew it on a chick's face, minutes after telling her to stop talking and start sucking?

There is nothing in there that indicates she actually brought me to orgasm.

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 09:26 PM
try pulling it out her mouth and bopping it(just teh tip) on her forehead a few times. not really hard but firm. then see if that helps you pop off.

he's gotta get a girl to lean that close first.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2010, 09:34 PM
Not really. I have a 12-inch penis.

booger
07-14-2010, 09:34 PM
he's gotta get a girl to lean that close first.

surprisingly it seems he has in fact taken an interest in the ladies.

Gracie Dean
07-14-2010, 09:39 PM
Not really. I have a 12-inch penis.

um you are probably reading the wrong side, mm is not inches dumbass

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 09:40 PM
personally...

I don't like blowing it in a girl and I don't like a girl swallowing...

Feels much better for me when I pull out both scenarios...which is why I like finishing on top or in the doggy style position...

I like cumming on a girl and watching her clean it off in disgust...swallowing is the easy way out.

Mecca
07-14-2010, 09:41 PM
If he really had a 12 inch penis he wouldn't have all these sex problems he could get laid by just whipping it out.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 09:42 PM
um you are probably reading the wrong side, mm is not inches dumbass

ROFL

stole my response, you bastage (he knew it was coming, pun intended)

Short Leash Hootie
07-14-2010, 09:42 PM
If he really had a 12 inch penis he wouldn't have all these sex problems he could get laid by just whipping it out.

man when you post this shit it CRACKS me up

you act like you have all of this experience...

like the guys who act like going to a bar at 2 AM ensures one getting laid...

I bet Mecca has had sex with LESS than 3 girls

sedated
07-14-2010, 09:46 PM
I bet Mecca has had sex with LESS than 3 girls

I bet there are guys on this board who have had sex with 3 girls, and had more experience than you.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:00 PM
Average: 6 minutes. The trick: School girl outfit and pig tails is a hit, but attire does get changed up often. Technique: Lick while massaging the shaft, (in Gonzo's case, both hands must be used, heh), occasionaly deep-throat, a few subtle glances never hurt, gently cup/lick balls, absolutely no spitting.

There you go. ;)

booger
07-14-2010, 10:04 PM
gargle, just once and he will laugh like you've never heard him laugh before.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:05 PM
gargle, just once and he will laugh like you've never heard him laugh before.

There's liking it, then there is liking it too much, ewe!

booger
07-14-2010, 10:07 PM
There's liking it, then there is liking it too much, ewe!

just like for say a 40th or whatever birthday party. and for godsakes don't tell nobody about it.

Plus he's good with a turkey call isn't he lumpy?

make him do a gobble gobble call somewhere special!

LMAO

Mecca
07-14-2010, 10:07 PM
Wait till one of those chicks who doesn't give BJ's chimes in.

booger
07-14-2010, 10:08 PM
There's liking it, then there is liking it too much, ewe!

you can't tell me you wouldn't laugh if a guy gargled after going down on ya!

Renegade
07-14-2010, 10:10 PM
I really think it falls on the girl to make a bj fun and pleasurable. If she is having fun while making it pleasurable it could last some time.

Make a game out of it...if she makes him cum, he gets his face ridden...lol...if he makes it so long with out cumming, then he gets to PIIHB.

In no way, do you reject a kiss from me if I have just won the game!! For the game has just begun and I'm sure you would love to know how it finishes!! :evil:

Red, do you write for Penthouse Forums are something along the same lines?

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:11 PM
just like for say a 40th or whatever birthday party. and for godsakes don't tell nobody about it.

Plus he's good with a turkey call isn't he lumpy?

make him do a gobble gobble call somewhere special!

LMAO
She doesn't have to "make" me my friend. Munching her box is like tasting sunshine and smelling fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
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Mecca
07-14-2010, 10:12 PM
Look at him being a suckup...

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:13 PM
you can't tell me you wouldn't laugh if a guy gargled after going down on ya!
LMAO been there, done that
Red, do you write for Penthouse Forums are something along the same lines?

Nope, why?

Renegade
07-14-2010, 10:13 PM
Average: 6 minutes. The trick: School girl outfit and pig tails is a hit, but attire does get changed up often. Technique: Lick while massaging the shaft, (in Gonzo's case, both hands must be used, heh), occasionaly deep-throat, a few subtle glances never hurt, gently cup/lick balls, absolutely no spitting.

There you go. ;)

Lumpy must be a writer too. I have read (fantasized) about this somewhere.

BossChief
07-14-2010, 10:14 PM
Wait till one of those chicks who doesn't give BJ's chimes in.

they still make those?

booger
07-14-2010, 10:14 PM
She doesn't have to "make" me my friend. Munching her box is like tasting sunshine and smelling fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
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:) :clap:

good for u guys. who said all nebraskans were prudes :)

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:15 PM
Look at him being a suckup...

Meh, gotta use the mining helmet, scuba gear and wet suit I invested in sometime dude.
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RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:15 PM
Average: 6 minutes. The trick: School girl outfit and pig tails is a hit, but attire does get changed up often. Technique: Lick while massaging the shaft, (in Gonzo's case, both hands must be used, heh), occasionaly deep-throat, a few subtle glances never hurt, gently cup/lick balls, absolutely no spitting.

There you go. ;)

It's all about the attitude and the spunk that you put into it!! :D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:15 PM
Lumpy must be a writer too. I have read (fantasized) about this somewhere.

Well, I do dabble in canine erotica. If you're interested, let me know. ;)

Mecca
07-14-2010, 10:15 PM
they still make those?

I met one not that long ago...I was just like I'm marking you off the list.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:16 PM
Meh, gotta use the mining helmet, scuba gear and wet suit I invested in sometime dude.
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There's a hubby to be jealous of boys!

sedated
07-14-2010, 10:17 PM
It's all about the attitude and the spunk that you put into it!! :D

and with any luck, you will get some spunk back too

booger
07-14-2010, 10:17 PM
She doesn't have to "make" me my friend. Munching her box is like tasting sunshine and smelling fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
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thats good though. when they pull on your ears and they look goofy its tough to make them look like they did before.

-King-
07-14-2010, 10:18 PM
Nothing is more awkward than when she looks up at you... Like what are you supposed to say? "Sup?" Or just give her the thumbs up?

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:18 PM
There's a hubby to be jealous of boys!

Yep, I've got a strong jaw and neck so I can munch for hours...

We need a spinoff.
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Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:19 PM
Nothing is more awkward than when she looks up at you... Like what are you supposed to say? "Sup?" Or just give her the thumbs up?

2 thumbs up ftw! LMAO

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:19 PM
thats good though. when they pull on your ears and they look goofy its tough to make them look like they did before.

No doubt. She crosses her eyes and has a seizure.
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booger
07-14-2010, 10:20 PM
seriously, nobody else saw daryll hanna in splash and has wanted to f#ck a mermaid ever since?

booger
07-14-2010, 10:21 PM
No doubt. She crosses her eyes and has a seizure.
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LMAO

booger
07-14-2010, 10:22 PM
There's a hubby to be jealous of boys!

they are a couple of freaks butt their our freaks!

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:24 PM
and with any luck, you will get some spunk back too

Are you trying to say I am lacking in the spunk department?? :harumph:

BossChief
07-14-2010, 10:25 PM
I bet KnowMo doesnt make Orton cum.

booger
07-14-2010, 10:30 PM
There's liking it, then there is liking it too much, ewe!

there's a high sperm count joke in here somewhere. something about having to chew before ya swallow. sometimes even get out the blender.








i know. i know. i am one sick puppy.

luv
07-14-2010, 10:31 PM
This thing is still going? People must like talking about BJ's more than I thought.

luv
07-14-2010, 10:32 PM
Are you trying to say I am lacking in the spunk department?? :harumph:

I think you two are talking about two different kinds of spunk.

DeezNutz
07-14-2010, 10:33 PM
1:32. LMAO.

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Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:34 PM
they are a couple of freaks butt their our freaks!

Nah. Being comfortable with sexual exploration is healthy in a relationship. Gonzo and I have been together since '94 and have had very little interruption in that department.

Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:34 PM
they are a couple of freaks butt their our freaks!

She does that too.
Just not on burrito night.
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Gonzo
07-14-2010, 10:35 PM
Nah. Being comfortable with sexual exploration is healthy in a relationship. Gonzo and I have been together since '94 and have had very little interruption in that department.

Midgets, ftw!
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RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:35 PM
Nah. Being comfortable with sexual exploration is healthy in a relationship. Gonzo and I have been together since '94 and have had very little interruption in that department.

That use to be my story. ;)

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:36 PM
there's a high sperm count joke in here somewhere. something about having to chew before ya swallow. sometimes even get out the blender.

i know. i know. i am one sick puppy.

"Sla...sla...sla...slap chop! You're gonna love my nuts!"

And yes, yes you are. :p

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:37 PM
"Sla...sla...sla...slap chop! You're gonna love my nuts!"

And yes, yes you are. :p

He is a sick, twisted, little bastard, but that is why we keep him around. :D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:38 PM
She does that too.
Just not on burrito night.
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LMAO

Geez.....

booger
07-14-2010, 10:39 PM
Nah. Being comfortable with sexual exploration is healthy in a relationship. Gonzo and I have been together since '94 and have had very little interruption in that department.

She does that too.
Just not on burrito night.
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true. on both points. :)

booger
07-14-2010, 10:41 PM
He is a sick, twisted, little bastard, but that is why we keep him around. :D

who you callin little!

booger
07-14-2010, 10:44 PM
i guess this one gal had a koi fish tat on her stomach/rib area and i tossed my load on that a few times. probably as close as i'll get to screwing anything with scales.

luv
07-14-2010, 10:45 PM
who you callin little!

It's not the size, but what you can do with it, that matters.









*snicker*

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:46 PM
who you callin little!

Prove otherwise!!

booger
07-14-2010, 10:48 PM
It's not the size, but what you can do with it, that matters.









*snicker*

you female pervs go right for the pecker size jokes :D heads in the gutter i tell ya.

booger
07-14-2010, 10:49 PM
Prove otherwise!!

you whip out yours i'll whip out mine

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:49 PM
Prove otherwise!!

:eek:

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn15/xcutor/scarlettpopcornlol.gif

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:52 PM
:eek:

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo109/lindsaylohann/Gifs/30s8rac.gif

I can't see the picture!

luv
07-14-2010, 10:53 PM
you female pervs go right for the pecker size jokes :D heads in the gutter i tell ya.

Me? I think I'm the lightweight. Just trying to keep up.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:53 PM
you female pervs go right for the pecker size jokes :D heads in the gutter i tell ya.

I think there are many ways for a guy to make up for his lack in size. He just has to be willing. There is still hope for you!!!

:D

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 10:54 PM
I can't see the picture!

Sry, linky issues.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:54 PM
Me? I think I'm the lightweight. Just trying to keep up.

Don't listen to her!! Wasn't Luv the one talking about handcuff's and blindfolds not to long ago??



LMAO

booger
07-14-2010, 10:56 PM
I think there are many ways for a guy to make up for his lack in size. He just has to be willing. There is still hope for you!!!

:D

oh yea,

i got it out right now and i will show you how i can type with it wanna see?



l;oiHRop[ihestoiheEioaoifnasefoij [sdijf[OIHSFDsiojfd[aoiesjf[oishf

try that with yours

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 10:56 PM
oh yea,

i got it out right now and i will show you how i can type with it wanna see?



l;oiHRop[ihestoiheEioaoifnasefoij [sdijf[OIHSFDsiojfd[aoiesjf[oishf

try that with yours

My tits could do that. LMAO

Put some dollars down if you want to see some real talent! ;)

booger
07-14-2010, 10:59 PM
My tits could do that. LMAO

Put some dollars down if you want to see some real talent! ;)

i'm not some piece of meat lady. if you want to see my juicy hog you got to take me to mcdonalds first!

luv
07-14-2010, 11:01 PM
Don't listen to her!! Wasn't Luv the one talking about handcuff's and blindfolds not to long ago??



LMAO

Me? o:-)

booger
07-14-2010, 11:04 PM
Don't listen to her!! Wasn't Luv the one talking about handcuff's and blindfolds not to long ago??



LMAO

Me? o:-)

i remember something about a diesel powered sex toy too if i recall correctly.

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:04 PM
Me? o:-)

LMAO

Naughty girl!

Lumpy
07-14-2010, 11:05 PM
Well, going to bed. ;) Good night, pervs! :p

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:06 PM
i'm not some piece of meat lady. if you want to see my juicy hog you got to take me to mcdonalds first!

Whatever!! That's all any of you are, a piece of meat that is capable of mowing the lawn. ROFL

luv
07-14-2010, 11:07 PM
i remember something about a diesel powered sex toy too if i recall correctly.

No, you and Donger had me being able to run a battery by hooking it up to my nipples. LMAO

booger
07-14-2010, 11:07 PM
Well, going to bed. ;) Good night, pervs! :p

pull on gonzos ears and tell him i said gnight. :D :thumb:

luv
07-14-2010, 11:07 PM
Well, going to bed. ;) Good night, pervs! :p

Sweet dreams, lady!

sedated
07-14-2010, 11:08 PM
Whatever!! That's all any of you are, a piece of meat that is capable of mowing the lawn. ROFL

a lawn needs mowing? :dom:

L.A. Chieffan
07-14-2010, 11:09 PM
fat chicks.

enough said.

luv
07-14-2010, 11:10 PM
fat chicks.

enough said.

:(

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:11 PM
fat chicks.

enough said.

Wtf, dude??

L.A. Chieffan
07-14-2010, 11:13 PM
:(

i didnt mean anything bad by it, in fact i was being complementary.

skinny chicks just dont knoe how to do it right.

booger
07-14-2010, 11:13 PM
Whatever!! That's all any of you are, a piece of meat that is capable of mowing the lawn. ROFL

i can make ya giggle
i can make ya wiggle
i can make ya squiggle in places you didn't know were capable of squiggling

i am running out of words to ryhme with.


oh and no weed whacking:p

luv
07-14-2010, 11:14 PM
i didnt mean anything bad by it, in fact i was being complementary.

skinny chicks just dont knoe how to do it right.

Oh, okay then.

booger
07-14-2010, 11:14 PM
No, you and Donger had me being able to run a battery by hooking it up to my nipples. LMAO

ROFL no i said you were so kinky you put jumper cables on your nipples and donger said he would be more impressed if you could jumpstart a buick with them.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:16 PM
i can make ya giggle
i can make ya wiggle
i can make ya squiggle in places you didn't know were capable of squiggling

i am running out of words to ryhme with.


oh and no weed whacking:p

ROFL

There are no weeds that need to be whacked, so no worries!!

luv
07-14-2010, 11:16 PM
ROFL no i said you were so kinky you put jumper cables on your nipples and donger said he would be more impressed if you could jumpstart a buick with them.

I don't believe I said anything other than I was proud of my nipples. I think Donger brought up hooking up the battery.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:17 PM
Nipple clamps, fucking hurt, no thanks.

booger
07-14-2010, 11:18 PM
ROFL

There are no weeds that need to be whacked, so no worries!!

:thumb:


:D

booger
07-14-2010, 11:19 PM
I don't believe I said anything other than I was proud of my nipples. I think Donger brought up hooking up the battery.

that's true. it took a perv like me to suggest the battery cable thing!

and donger just expanded on it.

booger
07-14-2010, 11:21 PM
Nipple clamps, ****ing hurt, no thanks.

my nipples are always stiff. today 110-115 with the heat index and they were still poking out pointing at everyone. no vet or dr. in the midwest can tell me why.

luv
07-14-2010, 11:21 PM
Nipple clamps, fucking hurt, no thanks.

Never tried them. Had an old friend suggest clothes pins once. He was kind of into pain. He liked leaving bite marks on me. I said no to the clothes pins though.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:24 PM
Never tried them. Had an old friend suggest clothes pins once. He was kind of into pain. He liked leaving bite marks on me. I said no to the clothes pins though.

No clothes pins, either. A little pain is fine, but no real pain. I'll hit your ass back!! Pull hair, grab throat, spank, and many others, but no bruises.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:25 PM
my nipples are always stiff. today 110-115 with the heat index and they were still poking out pointing at everyone. no vet or dr. in the midwest can tell me why.

Get them pierced!! :thumb:

booger
07-14-2010, 11:29 PM
Get them pierced!! :thumb:

no way!

i might get struck by lightning.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2010, 11:56 PM
no way!

i might get struck by lightning.

:evil: