PDA

View Full Version : Life Brag on yourself


Pages : [1] 2

luv
07-15-2010, 10:24 PM
Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.

Great Expectations
07-15-2010, 10:26 PM
I recently hit a hole in one.

Silock
07-15-2010, 10:26 PM
I'm about to buy an awesome car.

milkman
07-15-2010, 10:27 PM
I woke up this morning.

tk13
07-15-2010, 10:27 PM
I'm about to be the 4th person that's replied to this thread. Nobody else can say that.

tk13
07-15-2010, 10:28 PM
Also, back in 82, I could throw a football a quarter-mile.

milkman
07-15-2010, 10:29 PM
I'm about to be the 4th person that's replied to this thread. Nobody else can say that.

Sure they can.

They'd be lying, but they can say that.

As a matter of fact, I'm about to be the 4th person that's replied to this thread.

milkman
07-15-2010, 10:30 PM
Also, back in 82, I could throw a football a quarter-mile.

Is that land or a nautical mile.

Great Expectations
07-15-2010, 10:32 PM
Is that land or a nautical mile.

It is over the mountain.

boogblaster
07-15-2010, 10:32 PM
Sired two off-spring .. which one has sired three male off-spring ....

Nzoner
07-15-2010, 10:38 PM
I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

GoHuge
07-15-2010, 10:38 PM
During my missionary work in Africa I helped teach some of the the better nourished kids some dance moves.


http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/gohuge39/1zn73tx.gif

Coach
07-15-2010, 10:39 PM
I woke up this morning.

Congratulations.

Count Alex's Wins
07-15-2010, 10:39 PM
I remain STD free.

Pestilence
07-15-2010, 10:41 PM
I'm so good....that I create two babies at a time.

DaKCMan AP
07-15-2010, 10:42 PM
I'm Awesome. But that's less a brag and more a statement of fact.

Baconeater
07-15-2010, 10:42 PM
Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

GoHuge
07-15-2010, 10:43 PM
I remain STD free.That's fairly easy to do when your only option is abstinence, no?

KcMizzou
07-15-2010, 10:44 PM
I'm Awesome. But that's less a brag and more a statement of fact.This is the perfect thread for you, Barney.

Count Alex's Wins
07-15-2010, 10:45 PM
That's fairly easy to do when your only option is abstinence, no?

I have other options. Unfortunately they mostly involve fat women and black women, or fat black women.

FAX
07-15-2010, 10:45 PM
I once constructed a castle made solely of mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans. It had a moat and a working drawbridge.

FAX

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-15-2010, 10:49 PM
Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

Yeah, but can you be scary?

tk13
07-15-2010, 10:50 PM
I once constructed a castle made solely of mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans. It had a moat and a working drawbridge.

FAX

At least until the dreaded Potato Eaters of the Rath invaded the land and ate through their starch defenses.

KcMizzou
07-15-2010, 10:51 PM
I once constructed a castle made solely of mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans. It had a moat and a working drawbridge.

FAXKind of a "Close Encounters" thing, eh?

pr_capone
07-15-2010, 10:52 PM
I was named MVP for the month of June at work. Got a $100 bonus for it and the big wigs in the building know my name.

FAX
07-15-2010, 10:54 PM
Should bastards such as those attempt an unseemly attack on my tater palace, I would pour hot gravy on their heads until the ne'er-do-wells took refuge in the biscuit where ... AHA!! ... I would have them captured for all eternity in sticky jelly.

FAX

GoHuge
07-15-2010, 10:56 PM
I have other options. Unfortunately they mostly involve fat women and black women, or fat black women.Well don't forget what Chris Rock says about fat women "push that got over to the side and there's some good pussy under there!" Try it and report back.

Phobia
07-15-2010, 10:57 PM
I've been eating lots of fiber and saving toilet paper in the process. I'm feeling very blessed. A clean poo is a beautiful thing.

tk13
07-15-2010, 10:58 PM
Should bastards such as those attempt an unseemly attack on my tater palace, I would pour hot gravy on their heads until the ne'er-do-wells took refuge in the biscuit where ... AHA!! ... I would have them captured for all eternity in sticky jelly.

FAX

Beware the giant biscuit eating lizard. That's all I have to say about that.

ziggysocki
07-15-2010, 11:02 PM
I ran a 50 mile ultramarathon in 10 hours 55 minutes on July 3rd. I am pretty proud that.

Rain Man
07-15-2010, 11:02 PM
I'm learning how to hold my breath for long periods of time.

CaliforniaChief
07-15-2010, 11:02 PM
I'm so good....that I create two babies at a time.

Shouldn't you be on Pawn Stars selling your truck right now?

Guru
07-15-2010, 11:04 PM
Was born, graduated, got married, have 4 kids and still gainfully employed.

Count Alex's Wins
07-15-2010, 11:07 PM
have 4 kids

I'm sorry.

Buck
07-15-2010, 11:20 PM
The last 2 times I've pooped, they've been 1-wipers.

GoHuge
07-15-2010, 11:23 PM
The last 2 times I've pooped, they've been 1-wipers.Well I'll see your 1-wipers and raise you two clean breaks! Cheerios :)

Saige2010
07-15-2010, 11:25 PM
I have someone in my life that loves me for who I am.

FAX
07-15-2010, 11:28 PM
I'm learning how to hold my breath for long periods of time.

That's good, Mr. Rain Man. Real good.

It's a skill that will prove invaluable the next time a gang of Chinese lesbian bitches attempts to drown you in a public toilet.

FAX

Baconeater
07-15-2010, 11:28 PM
I have someone in my life that loves me for who I am.
GTFO of here with that wussy shit.

FAX
07-15-2010, 11:29 PM
I have someone in my life that loves me for who I am.

That's cool. I have someone in my life who loves me, but she pretends I'm somebody else.

FAX

Simply Red
07-15-2010, 11:30 PM
I have someone in my life that loves me for who I am.

... Jesus. That is really super. How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful? ...

big nasty kcnut
07-15-2010, 11:30 PM
The great news is i got over 200 hits on my website. the bad news cause i've pissed off Joshua Molina he sent his fans after me. Now who should i offend next week to get that many hits?

Saige2010
07-15-2010, 11:33 PM
... Jesus. That is really super. How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful? ...

nitwit? LMAO!!

blaise
07-15-2010, 11:34 PM
I have a new play (a 10 minute play) opening tomorrow night at a theatre. It's one of eight plays the theatre is producing as an evening of 10 minute plays.

KcMizzou
07-15-2010, 11:34 PM
The great news is i got over 200 hits on my website. the bad news cause i've pissed off Joshua Molina he sent his fans after me. Now who should i offend next week to get that many hits?Joshua Molina sent his internet posse after you? (BTW, who is Joshua Molina?)

Ebolapox
07-15-2010, 11:34 PM
The great news is i got over 200 hits on my website. the bad news cause i've pissed off Joshua Molina he sent his fans after me. Now who should i offend next week to get that many hits?

who is joshua molina?

Ebolapox
07-15-2010, 11:35 PM
Joshua Molina sent his internet posse after you? (BTW, who is Joshua Molina?)

ARGH!

ROFL

great minds?

FAX
07-15-2010, 11:35 PM
I've got an 11 minute play.

FAX

blaise
07-15-2010, 11:35 PM
Joshua Molina sent his internet posse after you? (BTW, who is Joshua Molina?)

I don't know, but I bet he plays catcher for some baseball team somewhere.

Rain Man
07-15-2010, 11:36 PM
That's good, Mr. Rain Man. Real good.

It's a skill that will prove invaluable the next time a gang of Chinese lesbian bitches attempts to drown you in a public toilet.

FAX


Substitute "Playboy mansion grotto" for "public toilet" and this could be my fantasy thread.

ChiefsLV
07-15-2010, 11:38 PM
In the past year: I've helped someone I didn't particularly care for. I've corrected a misconception that I did most of the work on a high visibility project and given the other person most of the credit when it would have been easier to just take it. I've chosen the option that was better for the team rather than myself. And I did it all without religious influence too... Unpossible.

DeezNutz
07-15-2010, 11:38 PM
I've got an 11 minute play.

FAX

I have a 12-inch Bic.

Impressive lighter. Girls love it. Don't know why.

Guru
07-15-2010, 11:39 PM
I'm sorry.I'm not. Of course, I'm crazy too.:D

jidar
07-15-2010, 11:40 PM
I'm so awesome I really couldn't put it all in one post and half of it would make most you think I was just fucking lying anyway.

Just take my word for it, motherfucker I'm awesome.

Gonzo
07-15-2010, 11:41 PM
When I was a kid I had a lot of friends that were into sports. We'd play by our school a lot in the evening. There were some guys from a different area, (gang bangers) that started some shit with my friends and I. We got into a shoving match, one guy even pulled a WWF move and threw me over his shoulder. He spun me a few times and afterwards gave me a black eye.
My parents got scared, (even though this was my 1st fight).
We argued for hours but there was no getting around it... I was moving.

I hopped a c-130 and flew out west, got picked up by a driving service (the driver was quite foul).
When we finally arrived at my uncles house, I realized I was the new prince of Bel-Air.
Posted via Mobile Device

KcMizzou
07-15-2010, 11:42 PM
I'm so awesome I really couldn't put it all in one post and half of it would make most you think I was just fucking lying anyway.

Just take my word for it, motherfucker I'm awesome.We saw it the first hundred times, DaKCMan AP.

:)

Rain Man
07-15-2010, 11:47 PM
I have a new play (a 10 minute play) opening tomorrow night at a theatre. It's one of eight plays the theatre is producing as an evening of 10 minute plays.

Does your play have an intermission? Because I get fidgety if there's no intermission.

FAX
07-15-2010, 11:50 PM
When I was in the circus, a couple of lions attacked the lion trainer, escaped their cage, and went after the trapeze artist chick. She tried to get away, but her foot became entangled in an electrical cord. Things were looking pretty bad and happening real fast, so I halted my equestrian performance, grabbed a folding chair, and threw myself between the trapeze chick and the huge, bloodthirsty, man-eating lions. They chewed me up pretty good but I was able to knock one of them out with a chair-shot to the forehead and strangle the other one with my good arm. The trapeze chick was pretty grateful. But then, so was the audience and one of the spectators happened to be the head of NASA. He came backstage after the performance and offered me a job as an astronaut and head of diplomatic relations with the aliens which was a pretty good deal so I gave my horses away and did that for awhile.

FAX

big nasty kcnut
07-15-2010, 11:50 PM
the guy from sportnight who was the co anchor to peter Strauss character.

FAX
07-15-2010, 11:51 PM
My brand new 11 minute play has an intermission. Two of them.

FAX

Over-Head
07-15-2010, 11:53 PM
Did a consulatation with a client last night.
Vice prez of a manifacturing company for Aerospace/NASA in Tempe AZ.
Lives close to where I am working in Western canada, and wants me to do 7 custom scroll work designs on her vaulted ceilings throughout the house.
Then do a King Edward III replica ceiling medalion on the dining room ceiling.
Not a bad shack, only 4.9 Mill , 6900 sq/fl space 14ft ceilings through out the house, Vaults go to 22'. :D

When I told her I didn't have a big enough template for one design she wanted, she simply said, "leave it with me, i'll have our Fab shop make one with the lazer cutter"

Did I mention the private helicopter in the back yard for traveling to work?

I've seen bigger houses, I've seen more expensive.
But it's been a long time since a house made me look at it so closley, I never even saw the furniture.
Indian Rosewood colums, marble in more places than I would have thought possible, and a kitchen that would make Gorden Ramsey himself proud of.

If it's possible that house almost gave me a hard on just thinking about having the pleasure to work on it.

Client is very clear on what is wanted, (which I love makes my job that much eaiser), and VERY educated.
Not just every day I can have an intelligent conversation about The Renniscance "Masters" and 1800's Victorian interior finish with someone who actually understands that it takes more than "crown moldings" to make a "Victorian Home"
And knows the difference between "Colonial" and "Victorian" finishes.

You want a dream house ?
I walked through the ****er last night for 3 hours.

blaise
07-15-2010, 11:54 PM
Does your play have an intermission? Because I get fidgety if there's no intermission.

Too risky. Most people would probably not come back.

Count Alex's Wins
07-15-2010, 11:59 PM
I have really clean, smooth balls.

KC Dan
07-16-2010, 12:04 AM
Working M-W in Salt Lake City this week. Driving to IMFT Semiconductor factory in the morning on Tuesday to audit my guys. See a sign on the highway advertising Paul McCartney in concert that night there. Go into the customer factory and mention that I would love to see the show. One of the guys that works for me whom I was taking to dinner that night, has two extra tickets he is selling to the show.

He sells them to me for $100 each ($169 face). He gets dinner and drinks from me, I fly my wife from Portland w/free SWA ticket, she arrives 5:30pm, I pick her up, we eat, go to the show (fabulous of course) and some something-something if you catch the drift.

Totally unplanned and totally AWESOME!!!

SPchief
07-16-2010, 12:07 AM
I'm so awesome I really couldn't put it all in one post and half of it would make most you think I was just ****ing lying anyway.

Just take my word for it, mother****er I'm awesome.

Shut up JarJar

sd4chiefs
07-16-2010, 12:10 AM
I suck at just about everything. :shrug:

Over-Head
07-16-2010, 12:13 AM
I suck at just about everything. :shrug:
Ya post a mighty mean smiley :thumb:

Ebolapox
07-16-2010, 12:18 AM
I suck at just about everything. :shrug:

wrong thread, brah.

pr_capone
07-16-2010, 12:19 AM
Shut up JarJar

ROFL

KCGridironBeast
07-16-2010, 12:22 AM
Well I'll see your 1-wipers and raise you two clean breaks! Cheerios :)

What's the difference between a 1-wiper and a clean break? Doesn't a clean break require one wipe to ensure that it was a clean break?

Inquiring minds need to know.

Over-Head
07-16-2010, 12:26 AM
What's the difference between a 1-wiper and a clean break? Doesn't a clean break require one wipe to ensure that it was a clean break?

Inquiring minds need to know.
Not bad, poop thread by 70 posts :thumb:

Thig Lyfe
07-16-2010, 12:30 AM
Just over an hour ago, I started an EPIC THREAD on http://www.chiefsplanet.com

Over-Head
07-16-2010, 12:33 AM
Just over an hour ago, I started an EPIC THREAD on http://www.chiefsplanet.com
Sorry to be truly epic, it would have had to have a Poll, WITH a Gaz option. :shake:

SPchief
07-16-2010, 12:37 AM
Just over an hour ago, I started an EPIC THREAD on http://www.chiefsplanet.com

Congrats. but just over three and a half years ago I started this epic thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156797&highlight=12%3A30

luv
07-16-2010, 12:39 AM
I have someone in my life that loves me for who I am.

I can't even put into words how happy I am for you, yet how jealous I am of you at the same time.

Sure-Oz
07-16-2010, 12:47 AM
I got a promotion 2 weeks ago and moved up 1 level in my company after only being there a year. They also gave me a $6000 raise

I am more positive and hardworking then i ever have been in my life, well except on chiefsplanet

Discuss Thrower
07-16-2010, 12:51 AM
I'm about 1/3 of the way closer to attaining a pilot's license than anyone else I know.

... but does that help me get laid? No, so I need to find something else. Like lifting heavy objects or somesuch.

Buehler445
07-16-2010, 12:53 AM
I like boobs.

luv
07-16-2010, 12:55 AM
I'm about 1/3 of the way closer to attaining a pilot's license than anyone else I know.

... but does that help me get laid? No, so I need to find something else. Like lifting heavy objects or somesuch.

Don't compare yourself to others. You're going to be worse than some and better than some. Something you consider to be good. Focus. Pilot's license. It's good because it's something you want to do.

Discuss Thrower
07-16-2010, 12:57 AM
Don't compare yourself to others. You're going to be worse than some and better than some. Something you consider to be good. Focus. Pilot's license. It's good because it's something you want to do.

Very true. It's something I want to do before my vision goes completely tits up as opposed to the horrendous state they are in now.

FAX
07-16-2010, 01:04 AM
I just added 1 whole minute to my brand new play. It's now 12 minutes long!!!

Take that, Mr. blaise.

FAX

BWillie
07-16-2010, 01:14 AM
I can type 115 words per minute...uh..maybe that should go in the other thread

DaneMcCloud
07-16-2010, 01:23 AM
I have really clean, smooth balls.

I'm not sure if being a gay male prostitute is an accomplishment, but if so, kudo!

:thumb:

Count Alex's Wins
07-16-2010, 01:25 AM
Dane's wife prefers hairy balls.

DaneMcCloud
07-16-2010, 01:30 AM
Dane's wife prefers hairy balls.

No, Dane doesn't have time to shave his balls

BossChief
07-16-2010, 01:31 AM
I just added 1 whole minute to my brand new play. It's now 12 minutes long!!!

Take that, Mr. blaise.

FAX

Another draftabulator episode possibly Mr. FAX?

Count Alex's Wins
07-16-2010, 01:38 AM
No, Dane doesn't have time to shave his balls

You should make time for it.

Bowser
07-16-2010, 01:41 AM
I have a new play (a 10 minute play) opening tomorrow night at a theatre. It's one of eight plays the theatre is producing as an evening of 10 minute plays.

I've got an 11 minute play.

FAX

Nah, man. SEVEN. MINUTE. ABS.

SPchief
07-16-2010, 01:41 AM
And it's on

BWillie
07-16-2010, 01:49 AM
I have really clean, smooth balls.

Don't shave your pubic hair, grow a groin beard! Yeah, that is the kind of thing that chicks love

http://i26.tinypic.com/244tfed.jpg

Bowser
07-16-2010, 02:05 AM
ROFL

BigMeatballDave
07-16-2010, 02:16 AM
I've been at my new job for a month now and this may be the best job I've ever had. Well, best employers, anyway.

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 02:17 AM
I just added 1 whole minute to my brand new play. It's now 12 minutes long!!!

Take that, Mr. blaise.

FAX

I would take your 12 minutes over most others 20 0r 30!!!

colt459
07-16-2010, 02:20 AM
I once got a ZJ!

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 02:23 AM
I'm about 1/3 of the way closer to attaining a pilot's license than anyone else I know.

... but does that help me get laid? No, so I need to find something else. Like lifting heavy objects or somesuch.

Not sure that it matters, but, I would be very impressed if you took me up in a plane!! :D

BWillie
07-16-2010, 02:43 AM
I've moved into #10 on the richest member list w/ my blackjack winnings tonight. Thank you very much.

kysirsoze
07-16-2010, 03:12 AM
I finally got a new job! I've bitched a couple of times on here about my shitty waiting job, but I finally got a different day job. I'm going to be a concierge at a hotel in Hollywood. It's much better money and a lot less stressful. Considering I have practically zero hotel experience I feel lucky as hell. Good thing I interview really well.

chasedude
07-16-2010, 03:17 AM
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Saige2010
07-16-2010, 07:16 AM
I can't even put into words how happy I am for you, yet how jealous I am of you at the same time.

Thank you and I'm sorry that you're jealous of me.

luv
07-16-2010, 07:34 AM
I finally got a new job! I've bitched a couple of times on here about my shitty waiting job, but I finally got a different day job. I'm going to be a concierge at a hotel in Hollywood. It's much better money and a lot less stressful. Considering I have practically zero hotel experience I feel lucky as hell. Good thing I interview really well.

Congrats!

luv
07-16-2010, 07:37 AM
I've been at my new job for a month now and this may be the best job I've ever had. Well, best employers, anyway.

Great to hear!

FAX
07-16-2010, 07:46 AM
I got a new job and I get paid a crap load of cash and I don't have to do anything and my personal assistant wears very taught blouses over her perky, proportionate tittahs.

FAX

Dayze
07-16-2010, 08:21 AM
Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

ROFL

GoHuge
07-16-2010, 09:15 AM
What's the difference between a 1-wiper and a clean break? Doesn't a clean break require one wipe to ensure that it was a clean break?

Inquiring minds need to know.It's all about confidence and feel. If you feel a straggler could have hung on then a confidence wipe is definetely in order. Nobody wants a sandy crack day.

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 09:18 AM
I was lucky enough to find someone that is kind, gentle, and makes me laugh.

2 years ago I gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Every day he makes me smile, and gets more handsome, (just like his daddy).

gblowfish
07-16-2010, 09:22 AM
I put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
I put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong.
I put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
I put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip.

Feel free to shake my hand.

Otter
07-16-2010, 09:23 AM
I can pull off the Hawaiian Shirt look.

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 09:25 AM
I was lucky enough to find someone that is kind, gentle, and makes me laugh.
2 years ago I gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Every day he makes me smile, and gets more handsome, (just like his daddy).

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xd8N_LxIXPY/TBIhCeu-mJI/AAAAAAAACvM/rlml5z0J2rw/s1600/thank-you.jpg

seclark
07-16-2010, 09:26 AM
I'm so good....that I create two babies at a time.

same here...didn't even remember scroggin her twice that day.
sec

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 09:26 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xd8N_LxIXPY/TBIhCeu-mJI/AAAAAAAACvM/rlml5z0J2rw/s1600/thank-you.jpg

STALKER!!!!

LMAO

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 09:29 AM
STALKER!!!!

LMAO

ROFL, you need to quit posting in the same threads i pick!

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 09:33 AM
ROFL, you need to quit posting in the same threads i pick!

:( Sorry.

Donger
07-16-2010, 09:33 AM
My plan is nearly finished.

Slainte
07-16-2010, 09:37 AM
http://catsoldier.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/i-drink-your-milkshake1.jpg

BWillie
07-16-2010, 09:56 AM
I was lucky enough to find someone that is kind, gentle, and makes me laugh.

2 years ago I gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Every day he makes me smile, and gets more handsome, (just like his daddy).

Sooo your sayin' he has a big hog?

Iowanian
07-16-2010, 09:59 AM
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer that it be domestic and cold.

El Jefe
07-16-2010, 09:59 AM
Not bad, poop thread by 70 posts :thumb:

As I said before, the amount of Coprophiliac's in here is ridiculous.

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 10:03 AM
Sooo your sayin' he has a big hog?

Eh, yep! :D

Nothing gets by you! LMAO

Iowanian
07-16-2010, 10:05 AM
Yesterday, the office next to mine was moving out. I've dubbed the boss "menopause barbi" over the past couple of years it's stuck with the men of the building.

Their door is close to my 6' window over my desk....yesterday, Menopause Barbi had her car backed up near my door and was wearing a wife beater over her fake hooters and low cut jeans...too low to be worn by a 40something, even with a nice-for-her-age turd cutter.

Anyway....she spent half of the yesterday bent over into a car trunk right outside my window.

This isn't as impressive as many of the tails relayed by our friend, Chitown, but this one has a twist that made yesterday bearable in an entertaining kind of way.

it was buttcrack-barbie day....4" plumber-butt barbi day.....most of the day.

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 10:06 AM
As I said before, the amount of Coprophiliac's in here is ridiculous.

coprophiliac (plural coprophiliacs)

someone with a marked interest in excrement, especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.





Is that a word you know off the top of your head?????

Donger
07-16-2010, 10:07 AM
coprophiliac (plural coprophiliacs)

someone with a marked interest in excrement, especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.





Is that a word you know off the top of your head?????

Personally, I have never been able to remember the difference between a coprophiliac and an alligator.

Detoxing
07-16-2010, 10:08 AM
I PIIHB.

Extra Point
07-16-2010, 10:12 AM
Something to brag on myself? Not yet.

Pestilence
07-16-2010, 10:21 AM
Shouldn't you be on Pawn Stars selling your truck right now?

ROFL

I would, but that bald fucker would offer me $500 and then laugh in my face.

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 10:23 AM
ROFL

I would, but that bald ****er would offer me $500 and then laugh in my face.

forge George Washington's signature on it!

Pestilence
07-16-2010, 10:24 AM
forge George Washington's signature on it!

:D


I'm bringing in my 2003 Chevrolet S10 with George Washington's signature on it today.

I'm looking to get about $2,000,000 out of it.

ChiTown
07-16-2010, 10:36 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever put together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 10:36 AM
:D


I'm bringing in my 2003 Chevrolet S10 with George Washington's signature on it today.

I'm looking to get about $2,000,000 out of it.

whoa, we're not even close... i tell ya what, i'll give ya 50 bucks for it.

luv
07-16-2010, 10:38 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever out together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:

Awesome. Drinks on you tonight!

luv
07-16-2010, 10:40 AM
I like reading about good things that happen to people I know. I like that people are focusing on the positive, even if for just a moment. And it's got to feel good to share it, right? And kudos are always a good pat on the back, which makes you feel good.

Donger
07-16-2010, 10:40 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever out together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:

Well done, polluter of the planet.

RJ
07-16-2010, 10:46 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever out together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:


Awesome. I don't know the first thing about coal but that sounds like a lot. Congratulations.

On a side note, where have you been keeping 340,000 net tons of coal? You must have either a really big yard or a 4 car garage.

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 10:52 AM
I like reading about good things that happen to people I know. I like that people are focusing on the positive, even if for just a moment. And it's got to feel good to share it, right? And kudos are always a good pat on the back, which makes you feel good.

Focusing on the positives is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm down.

ChiTown
07-16-2010, 10:57 AM
Awesome. I don't know the first thing about coal but that sounds like a lot. Congratulations.

On a side note, where have you been keeping 340,000 net tons of coal? You must have either a really big yard or a 4 car garage.

ROFL

There's 100,000 NT's on the ground at the mine. The remainder will be sold as it's produced.

However, I was also hoping to be able to store some in your backyard. There's a handsome commission involved........

L.A. Chieffan
07-16-2010, 11:04 AM
i totally destroyed paul allen in a game of squash.

plus i have a slightly better haircut.

El Jefe
07-16-2010, 11:08 AM
coprophiliac (plural coprophiliacs)

someone with a marked interest in excrement, especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.





Is that a word you know off the top of your head?????

I do, I have an affinity for remebering unusual words and definitions. Plus that, my fiance is in nursing school, so most of the words I remeber deal with the medical field.

El Jefe
07-16-2010, 11:09 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever put together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:

Congratulations mayne!

El Jefe
07-16-2010, 11:17 AM
Focusing on the positives is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm down.

I agree with you and Luv. Even when we go through tough times, you have to be able to find the positives and cling on to those. With you, it's easier IMO you have a spouse that you love, and a child. So you're not just working for yourself but them also, and bringing them happiness will bring you happiness. Life is crazy, sometimes there is nothing to do, but to put your head down pray, and then press on. My advice to people is "Stay the Course" stay focused, set attainable goals and stive to achieve them.

JD10367
07-16-2010, 11:21 AM
I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

All that, and you fell in love with Liza Minelli, you fucking moron.

Rain Man
07-16-2010, 11:23 AM
Focusing on the positives is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm down.

How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

El Jefe
07-16-2010, 11:25 AM
How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

Kind of negated by suicide victims, and those with severe depression. Sometimes things don't just "fix" themselves you have to help enable change.

JD10367
07-16-2010, 11:26 AM
I was lucky enough to find someone that is kind, gentle, and makes me laugh.

Oh, shit. Does Gonzo know?



:D

RJ
07-16-2010, 11:27 AM
How do you know that happiness isn't round? If you keep going negative, maybe you circle around and end up really positive, you know, like Columbus going west to get to the east. Perhaps you should try a little more exploration.

My father told me that if you keep on making left turns through life and you're not getting anywhere, it may be time to try making a right.

You're probably thinking my dad was a nascar driver, but he wasn't.

JD10367
07-16-2010, 11:28 AM
I PIIHB.

If the H is "hers", kudos.

If the H is "his", well... :shrug: :D

Rain Man
07-16-2010, 11:28 AM
Kind of negated by suicide victims, and those with severe depression. Sometimes things don't just "fix" themselves you have to help enable change.


Maybe if you make my jokes less funny, they'll circle around and become really funny.





Um, nope. I guess I can mark that theory off my list.

JD10367
07-16-2010, 11:29 AM
I beat cancer this morning.

BTW, "cancer" is my nickname for my peener.

CoMoChief
07-16-2010, 11:34 AM
I'm the best 4-square player to ever live this god damn planet Earth.

FAX
07-16-2010, 11:37 AM
When I'm down and feeling blue, I generally just tie my penis into a bow. Sometimes I make like a Dachshund balloon animal or a swan.

FAX

Lumpy
07-16-2010, 11:38 AM
Oh, shit. Does Gonzo know?



:D

Well he didn't... until now! :mad:

:p

Dartgod
07-16-2010, 11:41 AM
Working M-W in Salt Lake City this week. Driving to IMFT Semiconductor factory in the morning on Tuesday to audit my guys. See a sign on the highway advertising Paul McCartney in concert that night there. Go into the customer factory and mention that I would love to see the show. One of the guys that works for me whom I was taking to dinner that night, has two extra tickets he is selling to the show.

He sells them to me for $100 each ($169 face). He gets dinner and drinks from me, I fly my wife from Portland w/free SWA ticket, she arrives 5:30pm, I pick her up, we eat, go to the show (fabulous of course) and some something-something if you catch the drift.

Totally unplanned and totally AWESOME!!!
If you were really a good friend, you would have flown me to SLC for my birthday to see the show. Of course there would have been no "something-something" afterwards, if you catch the drift.

ChiTown
07-16-2010, 11:43 AM
When I'm down and feeling blue, I generally just tie my penis into a bow. Sometimes I make like a Dachshund balloon animal or a swan.

FAX

I thought I was the only one who did that. Huh, weird. I like to make a giraffe out of mine...........

Jack
07-16-2010, 12:03 PM
I've achieved the pinnacles of toleration and patience. . .

Product of over 4 decades of being a Chiefs fan. . .

Haven't been a able to figure out the side effects. . .

Humiliation, amongst others. . .

I've also found that I can resist everything, except temptation

ChiTown
07-16-2010, 05:33 PM
I have had a truly amazing day. I just want to thank God for these opportunities. I am blessed beyond belief. Have a great weekend, Chiefs fans!

KC Dan
07-16-2010, 05:37 PM
If you were really a good friend, you would have flown me to SLC for my birthday to see the show. Of course there would have been no "something-something" afterwards, if you catch the drift.hahahahahaha, forgot about your birthday... So, are you gonna try to come out for the Seattle-KC game in November?

milkman
07-16-2010, 08:45 PM
the guy from sportnight who was the co anchor to peter Strauss character.

He was also a regular on The West Wing for about 3 or 4 years, and is now a semi-regular on In Plain Sight.

RJ
07-16-2010, 09:09 PM
I thought I was the only one who did that. Huh, weird. I like to make a giraffe out of mine...........


I do shadow puppets. Mr. Bunny Rabbit is a crowd favorite.

Saulbadguy
07-16-2010, 09:22 PM
I'll have 2 associate degrees in a couple of weeks, and past the halfway point towards my bachelors degree.

I ran 2.5 miles today.

I'm going to take a monster dump tonight.

IA_Chiefs_fan
07-16-2010, 09:25 PM
A few months ago I decided I wanted to put performance camshafts in my 06 Mustang GT. I went to try to find the needed tools and discovered there was only one manufacturer. Worse yet, they were on backorder and I discovered that most people didn't even like the way the main tool worked anyhow.

Fast forward 3.5 months and I now own an LLC, have a patent on the needed tools, and business is very good! Within the next two weeks I fully expect to have the company that sells more 3V camshafts than anyone else in the world signed up as a distributor for our tools. We're also starting to carry additional products. This is on top of an already fantastic job at an employer I've been with for 16 years. Life is good :thumb:
Check out my website at www.shopFreedomRacing.com

sedated
07-16-2010, 09:30 PM
I have a rather large wang.

luv
07-16-2010, 09:45 PM
I have a rather large wang.

This thread just became worthless without pics.

kysirsoze
07-16-2010, 09:46 PM
This thread just became worthless without pics.

And even more worthless with them.

BigRedChief
07-16-2010, 09:49 PM
hahahahahaha, forgot about your birthday... So, are you gonna try to come out for the Seattle-KC game in November?When you dudes coming to Tampa?

luv
07-16-2010, 09:49 PM
And even more worthless with them.

Hey man. Considering I'm not bi, ad we don't talk about male sexual organs on this site a whole lot, I don't get to say that a lot. Don't ruin it for me!

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:01 PM
What...four great kids, great "jobs," a perfect new home, a thriving career, and a wife who is beautiful, loyal, accepts me despite my flaws--and even, still, gives me BJs?

Eat your heart out, Hollywood rehab clowns, internet "online" addicts, and real-life wannabees. ;)

Just sayin'--I'm very blessed and I know, and appreciate, it.... :shrug:

:toast:

luv
07-16-2010, 11:02 PM
What...four great kids, great "jobs," a perfect new home, a thriving career, and a wife who is beautiful, loyal, accepts me despite my flaws--and even, still, gives me BJs?

Eat your heart out, Hollywood rehab clowns, internet "online" addicts, and real-life wannabees. ;)

Just sayin'--I'm very blessed and I know, and appreciate, it.... :shrug:

:toast:

I can't think of any more you could ask for.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:04 PM
I can't think of any more you could ask for.

It's out there, luv...keep lookin'. Don't "settle"...and expect that God is good. :thumb:

Count Alex's Wins
07-16-2010, 11:05 PM
I can't think of any more you could ask for.

abs

luv
07-16-2010, 11:06 PM
abs

Anti-lock Braking System? That's pretty standard, so I'm sure he has that too.



Yes, I'm just being sarcastic.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:07 PM
abs

Antilock braking system? :spock:

You are weird, Clayton. Very weird... ;)

luv
07-16-2010, 11:08 PM
Antilock braking system? :spock:

You are weird, Clayton. Very weird... ;)

Beat you!

sedated
07-16-2010, 11:09 PM
"jobs,"

I always enjoy it when someone puts the comma in the correct place.

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:09 PM
I'm finally employed again.




Does that count?

milkman
07-16-2010, 11:10 PM
What...four great kids, great "jobs," a perfect new home, a thriving career, and a wife who is beautiful, loyal, accepts me despite my flaws--and even, still, gives me BJs?

Eat your heart out, Hollywood rehab clowns, internet "online" addicts, and real-life wannabees. ;)

Just sayin'--I'm very blessed and I know, and appreciate, it.... :shrug:

:toast:

I have one question.

Which one of your personalities actually has this?

milkman
07-16-2010, 11:11 PM
I'm finally employed again.




Does that count?

Absolutely.

How's Ronald?

;)

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:15 PM
Absolutely.

How's Ronald?

;)

Cool! :thumb:



Who's Ronald?

luv
07-16-2010, 11:17 PM
Cool! :thumb:



Who's Ronald?

McDonald.

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:18 PM
McDonald.

Oh! ROFLROFLROFL

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:20 PM
I have one question.

Which one of your personalities actually has this?

LMAO


FTR...the real one. Heh. Not that many folks here will care/believe. But, FTW/FTR. :thumb:

milkman
07-16-2010, 11:20 PM
Oh! ROFLROFLROFL

Seriously, congrats on the job.

It sucks being out of work.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:21 PM
Beat you!

Promise....? ;)

LMAO

JK.... :toast:

milkman
07-16-2010, 11:21 PM
LMAO


FTR...the real one. Heh. Not that many folks here will care/believe. But, FTW/FTR. :thumb:

I don't doubt you.

I just like giving you shit for all the mults.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:26 PM
I don't doubt you.

I just like giving you shit for all the mults.

I haven't played with the mult game much at all the last few years....except to mess with douchebags here who have sand-in-their-vaginas about, how horrible...."mults!!!" or "dup accounts are...!!!"

Oh, me....oh, my....lions-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-MY!!! LMAO

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:30 PM
Seriously, congrats on the job.

It sucks being out of work.

Thanks man! :)


It was alright for a little while with unemployment, but I was sooo glad to have work again.

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 11:33 PM
I go to school full time, to become a math professor. I'm an accountant by trade, but tired of boring offices. A mother of three!! That is about all the bragging rights I have currently.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:35 PM
Thanks man! :)


It was alright for a little while with unemployment, but I was sooo glad to have work again.

Congrats, Greg. Seriously. :toast:

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:35 PM
I go to school full time, to become a math professor. I'm an accountant by trade, but tired of boring offices. A mother of three!! That is about all the bragging rights I have currently.

Good for you kiddo! :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:37 PM
I go to school full time, to become a math professor. I'm an accountant by trade, but tired of boring offices. A mother of three!! That is about all the bragging rights I have currently.

That's WAY cool. Keep on doin' it, lady. :toast:

|Zach|
07-16-2010, 11:37 PM
Booked a wedding in Puerto Vallarta. Can't wait. Free trip to Mexico plus the fees for the work. Gonna stay a few extra days and enjoy it with my business partner.

greg63
07-16-2010, 11:39 PM
Congrats, Greg. Seriously. :toast:

Thanks buddy! :)

I just hope it lasts. Administration has sent out letters to everyone 55 and older offering "early retirement" packages and is urging everyone to come up with "cost savings" ideas. It has been my experience that the next step in that parade is the dreaded "L" word.

luv
07-16-2010, 11:39 PM
Booked a wedding in Puerto Vallarta. Can't wait. Free trip to Mexico plus the fees for the work. Gonna stay a few extra days and enjoy it with my business partner.

I have a friend up in MD that does photography as a hobby. NASA computer engineer by day, beer drinking, brass playing photographer by night. He just posted pics he did for a friend's wedding in Jamaica last month. Sweet gig.

Mr. Kotter
07-16-2010, 11:40 PM
Booked a wedding in Puerto Vallarta. Can't wait. Free trip to Mexico plus the fees for the work. Gonna stay a few extra days and enjoy it with my business partner.

Give Anton a call...maybe he'll do an exciting threesome at the Casa with Maurice?

NTTAWWT ;)



Enjoy, Zach. Seriously.... :thumb:

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 11:44 PM
Good for you kiddo! :thumb:
Thank you, and congrats to you too!!

That's WAY cool. Keep on doin' it, lady. :toast:

Thank you, too!!

sedated
07-16-2010, 11:52 PM
I go to school full time, to become a math professor. I'm an accountant by trade, but tired of boring offices.

you were bored with being an accountant, so the ticket to excitement is to be a math professor?

Rain Man
07-17-2010, 12:02 AM
you were bored with being an accountant, so the ticket to excitement is to be a math professor?


Two words: multiple integrals.

RedNFeisty
07-17-2010, 12:05 AM
you were bored with being an accountant, so the ticket to excitement is to be a math professor?

I think I could make math fun. Besides, as much as I like attention, don't you think that would be a perfect job?? :)

RedNFeisty
07-17-2010, 12:11 AM
Two words: multiple integrals.

You make that sound so, naughty.



http://math.etsu.edu/multicalc/Chap4/Chap4-2/index.htm

DaneMcCloud
07-17-2010, 12:19 AM
I'm going to take a monster dump tonight.

Gray and purple FTW!!!!!!

:D

|Zach|
07-17-2010, 12:25 AM
I have a friend up in MD that does photography as a hobby. NASA computer engineer by day, beer drinking, brass playing photographer by night. He just posted pics he did for a friend's wedding in Jamaica last month. Sweet gig.

It is a popular hobby especially amongst people who do pretty well for themselves and can afford the gear. A lot of pros hate them...I think its great...more cool photos for the world.

stevieray
07-17-2010, 01:29 AM
no jail or rehab, I'm doing pretty good

/Sam Kinison

Discuss Thrower
07-17-2010, 01:53 AM
Today (err technically yesterday) I completed 10 solo take-offs and landings..... Which is still more accomplished than anyone else my age.... Suck my dick while I **** that ass.

Count Alex's Wins
07-17-2010, 05:26 AM
Gonna stay a few extra days and enjoy it with my business partner.

http://i29.tinypic.com/jk7ig9.jpg

BigRedChief
07-17-2010, 12:06 PM
If I told you I would have to kill ya.

Discuss Thrower
07-19-2010, 05:43 PM
Today (err technically yesterday) I completed 10 solo take-offs and landings..... Which is still more accomplished than anyone else my age.... Suck my dick while I **** that ass.

Add 6 more to that total.. At 2.6 hours of PIC time.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qljcT25B0PY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qljcT25B0PY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

|Zach|
07-19-2010, 05:45 PM
Add 6 more to that total.. At 2.6 hours of PIC time.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qljcT25B0PY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qljcT25B0PY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

What is PIC time?

Discuss Thrower
07-19-2010, 05:47 PM
Pilot in Command.

KCBOSS1
07-19-2010, 08:26 PM
Also, back in 82, I could throw a football a quarter-mile.

Would you mind going ahead and walking on at camp to try out right now? I guarantee you still have a better arm than Cassel.

Reaper16
07-19-2010, 08:45 PM
I'm about to be the only hair-down-to-the-middle-of-his-back metalhead/beer snob in the state of Alabama. I imagine that I will annoy with my BBQ snobbery too.

Count Alex's Wins
07-19-2010, 09:05 PM
Just scored a little video editing gig for a high-school football star.

luv
07-19-2010, 10:46 PM
I aced my two quizzes last week, and I'm fairly confident in the one I took today.

Sofa King
07-20-2010, 08:44 AM
Just scored a little video editing gig for a high-school football star.

So you're still the nerd doing the homework for the jock?

Jack
07-20-2010, 11:03 AM
Pilot in Command.

What's the cost of a Private these days? In got my ticket in 1975, 40.5 hours to my check ride and it cost around 1200 bucks.

Favorite maneuver was power on stalls. Approaches under the hood gave me real pucker power but were helpful when I started my II.

Do they have you do any dead stick landings?. Weren't required buy my instructor had me do a couple to get the feel. That was a blast.

Good luck. When you finish, try soaring. Now that's real flying. Especially when leaning how to control flight with a yaw string.

Count Alex's Wins
07-20-2010, 11:04 AM
So you're still the nerd doing the homework for the jock?

Yeah but now that sumbitch is paying me.

pr_capone
07-20-2010, 11:06 AM
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xROCsagx1pQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xROCsagx1pQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Over-Head
07-20-2010, 11:16 AM
Just had a tooth pulled, didn't flinch a bit :D

KC Dan
07-20-2010, 11:24 AM
When you dudes coming to Tampa?Don't get into oil tar balls here......

Oucho Cinco
07-20-2010, 11:37 AM
I bought a lottery ticket and won.

That's usually a good sign.

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 02:51 PM
I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.

blaise
07-20-2010, 02:53 PM
I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.

Wow, far out. For real.

Reaper16
07-20-2010, 02:55 PM
I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.
Best of luck on that endeavor.

El Jefe
07-20-2010, 03:01 PM
I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.

ROFL

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 03:02 PM
Wow, far out. For real.

for real

El Jefe
07-20-2010, 03:05 PM
for real

Tree houses and rope bridges?

El Jefe
07-20-2010, 03:05 PM
1 Hectar equates to roughly how many acres?

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 03:06 PM
Tree houses, rope bridges, ziplines, and a fish farm bar, outside theatre

KCUnited
07-20-2010, 03:07 PM
1 Hectar equates to roughly how many acres?

2.47105381613712

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 03:08 PM
1 Hectar equates to roughly how many acres?

1 hectar is about 2.48 acres, but I bought an extra 1000 sq meters so my property reaches the road. 1 hectar is 10,000 sq meters, I have around 11,0000

Alton deFlat
07-20-2010, 03:16 PM
I got married a little more than a month ago.

I signed the contract on a new house last Friday.

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 03:17 PM
What's the cost of a Private these days? In got my ticket in 1975, 40.5 hours to my check ride and it cost around 1200 bucks.

Favorite maneuver was power on stalls. Approaches under the hood gave me real pucker power but were helpful when I started my II.

Do they have you do any dead stick landings?. Weren't required buy my instructor had me do a couple to get the feel. That was a blast.

Good luck. When you finish, try soaring. Now that's real flying. Especially when leaning how to control flight with a yaw string.

I got my private back in 86, haven't flown since 87. I had planned to pick it up later when I could afford to buy an airplane. Well about 6 months ago I bought a cessna 150, Its sitting in a hangar in washington state. I am going to get my flight physical when I get back to the states and do whatever it is I have to do to get checked out again.

El Jefe
07-20-2010, 03:27 PM
I got my private back in 86, haven't flown since 87. I had planned to pick it up later when I could afford to buy an airplane. Well about 6 months ago I bought a cessna 150, Its sitting in a hangar in washington state. I am going to get my flight physical when I get back to the states and do whatever it is I have to do to get checked out again.

Inquiring minds want to know why the jump to costa rica and fish farming? 2 acres of jungle is enough for a fish farm?

El Jefe
07-20-2010, 03:27 PM
I got married a little more than a month ago.

I signed the contract on a new house last Friday.

Congrats man!

Oucho Cinco
07-20-2010, 03:30 PM
I got my private back in 86, haven't flown since 87. I had planned to pick it up later when I could afford to buy an airplane. Well about 6 months ago I bought a cessna 150, Its sitting in a hangar in washington state. I am going to get my flight physical when I get back to the states and do whatever it is I have to do to get checked out again.

I had a private a while back, boy was she hot! When she made SGT. she wasn't so hot but was still a world mover in the sack!

Discuss Thrower
07-20-2010, 03:31 PM
What's the cost of a Private these days? In got my ticket in 1975, 40.5 hours to my check ride and it cost around 1200 bucks.

Favorite maneuver was power on stalls. Approaches under the hood gave me real pucker power but were helpful when I started my II.

Do they have you do any dead stick landings?. Weren't required buy my instructor had me do a couple to get the feel. That was a blast.

Good luck. When you finish, try soaring. Now that's real flying. Especially when leaning how to control flight with a yaw string.

A private from where I fly from is about $8000. Power-on stalls rattle me more than power-off, it always feels like I have less control at full power than otherwise. I haven't had a dead stick landing and I will more than likely never be told to attempt one. Alive stick landings are fun enough as it is.

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 03:33 PM
Inquiring minds want to know why the jump to costa rica and fish farming? 2 acres of jungle is enough for a fish farm?

I'll be doing it in tanks, It will be a small operation, and if it is successful , I'll add tanks and add property, I'll be learning on the run, cause right now I don't even have a clue how to start. I have plenty of huge trees to build tree houses on. I am coming back to the states on the 7th of aug. Need to go back to work and save and plan. I am pretty excited about the property. My plans may have to change on the airplane, sorry to say, I may be selling my stuff off and living light while in the states so I can invest here in costa rica.

Stewie
07-20-2010, 04:43 PM
I can piss off two women at the same time. Beat that!!!

luv
07-20-2010, 04:51 PM
I can piss off two women at the same time. Beat that!!!

Depends on who they are. A majority of us aren't that hard to piss off. Also depends on what time of the month you managed to pull this off, too. :)

RedNFeisty
07-20-2010, 04:56 PM
Depends on who they are. A majority of us aren't that hard to piss off. Also depends on what time of the month you managed to pull this off, too. :)

That is no lie!!

RedNFeisty
07-20-2010, 04:59 PM
I lost the best job I ever had, but I took it like a man, put all my stuff in storage, came down to Costa Rica and bought over 1 hectar of jungle property. Plan to build tree houses and rope bridges and start a talapia farm.

Sweet!! When are you flying us out for a visit??

Dave Lane
07-20-2010, 05:54 PM
I can piss off two women at the same time. Beat that!!!

Dude... That's not hard to beat. Girls get mad at the slightest slight. Real or perceived.

JazzzLovr
07-20-2010, 06:53 PM
I just finished nursing school and I'm working on building the kind of life I deserve.

JD10367
07-20-2010, 07:23 PM
I can piss off two women at the same time. Beat that!!!

I'd have been more impressed if you'd said you can piss ON two women at the same time.

luv
07-20-2010, 07:43 PM
I just finished nursing school and I'm working on building the kind of life I deserve.

Just coming to the realization that I deserved a better life felt like an accomplishment. I can't wait until I'm to where you are now (in my field of study). Many, many props to you! Congrats!

Bearcat
07-20-2010, 10:59 PM
I just finished nursing school and I'm working on building the kind of life I deserve.

Congratulations!

Wow, I think when I first met you, I was stretching my $9.50/hr seasonal job to a full time thing after college, and you were rebooting PCs or something....

BWillie
07-20-2010, 11:11 PM
I got married a little more than a month ago.

I signed the contract on a new house last Friday.

Oh man. I hope you signed a prenuptial agreement or she makes way, way more than you.

RedNFeisty
07-20-2010, 11:38 PM
I just finished nursing school and I'm working on building the kind of life I deserve.

Congrats! I would say good luck in all of your future endeavors, but you don't need luck! :thumb:

SenselessChiefsFan
07-21-2010, 06:35 AM
15 minutes ago, I closed on my largest sale of coal I have ever put together. 340,000 Net Tons to be shipped over the next 4 months. Needless to say, this is a big deal for me and my little company. :toast:

Wow, there must have been a lot of bad girls and boys this year.

SenselessChiefsFan
07-21-2010, 06:48 AM
I am debt free.....

Of course, that is actually more of an accomplishment by my bankruptcy attorney.

King_Chief_Fan
07-21-2010, 11:06 AM
Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.

My grandchildren pool is getting bigger........2 grandsons with another grandchild on the way. I love it.

|Zach|
08-17-2010, 09:31 AM
Huge day for Westside Studio. Finally signed on the dotted line to shoot a wedding in Puerto Villarta. Travel and lodging all taken care of with a price tag about 4 or 5 times our normal wedding cost. Its an absolute dreeeeam gig.

http://www.top-things-to-do.com/mexico/puerto_vallarta.jpg

Blankey
08-17-2010, 09:39 AM
One time I saw a blimp

Fairplay
08-17-2010, 09:43 AM
I trained my stomach to growl when it gets hungry