pr_capone
07-15-2010, 10:04 PM
I dare you to get a better buzz on beer than this stuff for less than $3 (for two of them).
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ErnkfOdizwA/SvZLwknc9vI/AAAAAAAAADs/xqfk1LF4Yf8/s320/2009.11.07+-+Camo.jpg
I found this review on a blog... found it highly entertaining. (I can't believe I can still spell correctly)
BEER:
What do you do when you find out your hours are being reduced at work?
What do you do when you knock some of your teeth out?
What do you do when you snap a bone in half?
What do you do when the girl you're hanging out with is not NEARLY attractive enough to NOT sleep in a doghouse?
What do you do when you've lost all hope?
... the answer my friends is DRINK A CAN OF CAMO!
This "high gravity lager beer" was recommended to me by a friend who I now think may be trying to kill me, or have me kill someone for him, one of the two.
This strikes as the beer to drink when Steel Reserve just doesn't cut it (is that even possible?).
I don't want to sound like a sheltered suburban kid but this beer CANNOT be enjoyed honestly by anyone who is older than 20, has a place indoors to sleep that they pay for monthly or respects their body in anyway... this is poison... and it's AMAZING.
Overall Rating - 10
Comprised of:
Taste - 0
This link was forwarded to me:
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/881/34487
I honest to god cannot think of a better (or funnier) analogy than "rubbing alcohol mixed with ground-up pennies" for the taste of this monster... I think I may end up throwing up on myself and NOT from intoxication.
Smell - 0
Smells like cheap champagne mixed with equal parts rotten fruit and desperation.
Physical Reaction - 10
(10.5%) and man, you can feel EVERY percentage point of this depth-charge.
Let's be honest with ourselves though; this beer is good for one thing and one thing only - getting COMPLETELY wasted as quickly and cheaply as possible and it succeeds in spades.
... I'm laboring half-way through the can and can guarantee I will have two things tomorrow:
1) a headache & 2) NO trouble making my bowels move.
Something Extra Special:
God no - this is a bragging rights beer that, again, no one can honestly enjoy.
I suggest trying it or using it to clean adhesive remnants off of important items around the house!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ErnkfOdizwA/SvZLwknc9vI/AAAAAAAAADs/xqfk1LF4Yf8/s320/2009.11.07+-+Camo.jpg
I found this review on a blog... found it highly entertaining. (I can't believe I can still spell correctly)
BEER:
What do you do when you find out your hours are being reduced at work?
What do you do when you knock some of your teeth out?
What do you do when you snap a bone in half?
What do you do when the girl you're hanging out with is not NEARLY attractive enough to NOT sleep in a doghouse?
What do you do when you've lost all hope?
... the answer my friends is DRINK A CAN OF CAMO!
This "high gravity lager beer" was recommended to me by a friend who I now think may be trying to kill me, or have me kill someone for him, one of the two.
This strikes as the beer to drink when Steel Reserve just doesn't cut it (is that even possible?).
I don't want to sound like a sheltered suburban kid but this beer CANNOT be enjoyed honestly by anyone who is older than 20, has a place indoors to sleep that they pay for monthly or respects their body in anyway... this is poison... and it's AMAZING.
Overall Rating - 10
Comprised of:
Taste - 0
This link was forwarded to me:
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/881/34487
I honest to god cannot think of a better (or funnier) analogy than "rubbing alcohol mixed with ground-up pennies" for the taste of this monster... I think I may end up throwing up on myself and NOT from intoxication.
Smell - 0
Smells like cheap champagne mixed with equal parts rotten fruit and desperation.
Physical Reaction - 10
(10.5%) and man, you can feel EVERY percentage point of this depth-charge.
Let's be honest with ourselves though; this beer is good for one thing and one thing only - getting COMPLETELY wasted as quickly and cheaply as possible and it succeeds in spades.
... I'm laboring half-way through the can and can guarantee I will have two things tomorrow:
1) a headache & 2) NO trouble making my bowels move.
Something Extra Special:
God no - this is a bragging rights beer that, again, no one can honestly enjoy.
I suggest trying it or using it to clean adhesive remnants off of important items around the house!