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Bill Lundberg
07-16-2010, 01:57 PM
What single post got you the most positive rep? Post a link to said post.

Here's mine which was coincidentally my first rep on the board. Seems pretty lame now.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1304360#post1304360

Nixhex
07-16-2010, 02:04 PM
This one looks to have edged out a few others.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6336965#post6336965

OnTheWarpath58
07-16-2010, 02:08 PM
Hard to tell for sure, since my rep only goes back to January of this year. But from memory, I know I got a shit-ton for this:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=178206

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

http://awardcontenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fewgoodmen.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-16-2010, 02:08 PM
This one looks to have edged out a few others.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6336965#post6336965
ROFL That still makes me laugh.

Were you also the one that posted the duck season/wabbit season gif? If so, can you please throw that up again so I can save it?

Nixhex
07-16-2010, 02:10 PM
ROFL That still makes me laugh.

Were you also the one that posted the duck season/wabbit season gif? If so, can you please throw that up again so I can save it?

I am the one. Hold on a sec. I'll see if I still have it.

rockymtnchief
07-16-2010, 02:10 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5732169#post5732169

Post 82

Nixhex
07-16-2010, 02:13 PM
ROFL That still makes me laugh.

Were you also the one that posted the duck season/wabbit season gif? If so, can you please throw that up again so I can save it?

This has been a favorite of mine on the messageboards for a long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/Nixhex78/f2d3e690441b9ab33097cc991bbbe524.gif

luv
07-16-2010, 02:14 PM
ROFLhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5732169#post5732169

Post 82

DJ's left nut
07-16-2010, 02:15 PM
Hard to tell for sure, since my rep only goes back to January of this year. But from memory, I know I got a shit-ton for this:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=178206

I may not have repped you for it....but I certainly stole it.

So that counts for something.

Donger
07-16-2010, 02:15 PM
I can't be sure. My rep doesn't go back past 2009.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-16-2010, 02:16 PM
This has been a favorite of mine on the messageboards for a long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/Nixhex78/f2d3e690441b9ab33097cc991bbbe524.gif
It definitely reminds me of a lot of the threads in this place.

Bill Lundberg
07-16-2010, 02:17 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5732169#post5732169

Post 82

Ha!

Who's MoHillbilly's uncle?

DJ's left nut
07-16-2010, 02:18 PM
My #1 post involved bewbage (of course), so this is my best family friendly post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6097459#post6097459

Donger
07-16-2010, 02:18 PM
Apparently, this thread:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6561524#post6561524

OnTheWarpath58
07-16-2010, 02:20 PM
My #1 post involved bewbage (of course), so this is my best family friendly post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6097459#post6097459

WTF are you holding back for?

Let's see the tittahs.

DA_T_84
07-16-2010, 02:22 PM
This was a girl advice post:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6087350#post6087350


And for starting this thread a got a ton:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6509044#post6509044

DJ's left nut
07-16-2010, 02:24 PM
WTF are you holding back for?

Let's see the tittahs.

That .gif with the girl sneezing and her shirt breaking open?

It gets better

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6749906#post6749906

Short Leash Hootie
07-16-2010, 02:25 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6708679&postcount=687

I got like 5 posireps for that...

but like I said...

90% of my rep comes from drafturbator threads

Detoxing
07-16-2010, 02:29 PM
Lol a lot of the stuff i got 4 or more reps for weren't really funny or worth re-posting.

However I did find it interesting that I got POS repped twice by BucEyedPea. Once in '05, and once a month or so ago.

Both posts had something to do with flying a plane into something muslim.

booger
07-16-2010, 02:30 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4844221#post4844221

#4

RJ
07-16-2010, 02:35 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5732169#post5732169

Post 82

ROFL

Late rep.

Pestilence
07-16-2010, 02:38 PM
This one was decent.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6498801#post6498801

Post #11

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 02:57 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5968884&postcount=185

got a bunch of reps from that one.. still one of my favorites

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 02:58 PM
This one was decent.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6498801#post6498801

Post #11

ha! i actually remember laughing at that one.

Gonzo
07-16-2010, 03:05 PM
I'd post one but according to Hootie, I'm just a big ol' rep whore and each of my posts are more worthless than it's predecessor.

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 03:06 PM
I'd post one but according to Hootie, I'm just a big ol' rep whore and each of my posts are more worthless than it's predecessor.

rep!

Gonzo
07-16-2010, 03:07 PM
rep!

GAH!
OH NOES!

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 03:08 PM
This may have been one of my best....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2783493#post2783493

Pestilence
07-16-2010, 03:09 PM
GAH!
OH NOES!

Rep.

RedNFeisty
07-16-2010, 03:10 PM
I'd post one but according to Hootie, I'm just a big ol' rep whore and each of my posts are more worthless than it's predecessor.

Well, no, duh! It is a shame when ignorant people don't realize how stupid they truly are.

ROFL :D

Gonzo
07-16-2010, 03:10 PM
Rep.

I'm not sleeping with you for that.

blaise
07-16-2010, 03:11 PM
I don't see it on my rep page, but I think the most I got from a post is when Ted Kennedy collapsed at an inauguration party I wrote, "The senator from Massachusetts has the floor."

booger
07-16-2010, 03:19 PM
I don't see it on my rep page, but I think the most I got from a post is when Ted Kennedy collapsed at an inauguration party I wrote, "The senator from Massachusetts has the floor."

:LOL:

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 03:22 PM
I'm not sleeping with you for that.

rep!

DMAC
07-16-2010, 03:24 PM
I got a shit ton for the Ouija Board Doosh thread...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6507974#post6507974

That was fun ROFL

BWillie
07-16-2010, 03:48 PM
Apparently when I posted in the "Brag about yourself" w/ my MS Paint masterpiece showing my groin beard w/ chicks all around me all the while making it rain. I got six reps for that.

Sofa King
07-16-2010, 03:52 PM
Apparently when I posted in the "Brag about yourself" w/ my MS Paint masterpiece showing my groin beard w/ chicks all around me all the while making it rain. I got six reps for that.

pics or it never happened.

Thig Lyfe
07-16-2010, 05:21 PM
14 pos reps for my first post in this thread:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138619&page=2

kysirsoze
07-16-2010, 05:32 PM
Apparently when I posted in the "Brag about yourself" w/ my MS Paint masterpiece showing my groin beard w/ chicks all around me all the while making it rain. I got six reps for that.

That was funny as hell

kysirsoze
07-16-2010, 05:36 PM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4452/bloodpepsi.png


As a professional server, I can assure you that I almost never put HIV blood in people's soft drinks.


This is probably my most rep.

Also one of my favorite things I've ever found on the internet.

luv
07-16-2010, 05:38 PM
Looking through rep, but nothing I got repped for was really because it was great. Reloading, thanks, etc.

DaFace
07-16-2010, 05:40 PM
Why thanks, I AM a best post ever.

Bill Lundberg
07-16-2010, 05:52 PM
Why thanks, I AM a best post ever.

DOH!!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2010, 06:13 PM
Maybe this one;

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205927


but my personal favorite is post number 290 in this thread, however it won't be nearly as funny if you don't have a clear understanding of Kirstie Tynes, her mother, and how this whole thing unfolded.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=179034&highlight=flopnuts&page=4

Baby Lee
07-17-2010, 05:42 AM
Used to be

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5903663&postcount=157

Eclipsed by

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6838224&postcount=1892

"Bob" Dobbs
07-17-2010, 06:05 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3768075#post3768075 was always MY favorite.

Buck
07-17-2010, 06:10 AM
All of these are tied for first.

OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt

I wasn't hittin on no guys. Like I tole my mom, girsl are fuckin crazy...especisally when drunk....im at home now

what? this i s waht happen

im drunk....i call my mom...but im makin out w/ these 2 chics,, i dont know who they are, i have pics 2morrow.


I tell my mom, wtf im fucked up come pick me up...she comes pick me up i leave those 2 chics alone...then i go home go to sleep ( now im fuckeed up)

i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have fuck like 4 chicks tonigh...i fucked up

fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow

can u imageine how fucked up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???

fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.

im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.

Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...

wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got fucked up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...

2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....

some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can fuck these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can fuck anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...

im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!

And this one is second

What the hell was I thinking posting on the planet after a night of boozing...

Let me clear this up...

A bunch of people I work with are gay, so they were going to this gay bar, and they invited everyone from work...no harm in that.

We go there, get plastered, then we decide to leave because its too gay for us. We then decide to walk to another bar.

While walking, my girl gets all pissed off, over god knows what and hails a taxi home, I tried to calm her down, but this didn't work. Being drunk, I assumed it was my fault.

The other group of people had kept walking, when one of them puked all over himself. So they stopped and got a taxi...just about the same time I met up with them.

So now its my and my buddy Ed, and he says that our friend Matthew is on the way. I'm super-drunk and sad (you know sad-drunk) at this point, and I didn't want to spend $40 on a taxi to my house, so I called my mom.

While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....

My mom comes and gets me and takes me home, then I just puked all over myself and went to sleep....

What a shitty Halloween.

Happy November everybody.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-17-2010, 06:12 AM
Buck, that thread was a thing of beauty! LMAO

Buck
07-17-2010, 06:17 AM
Buck, that thread was a thing of beauty! LMAO

That's where I permanently etched my name into CP lore.

notorious
07-17-2010, 09:04 AM
Rep to the person who links us to the post about somebody jumping their camero while drinking Miller Lite and throwing the can in a Bass's mouth.


THAT post was EPIC.

Agent V
07-17-2010, 09:22 AM
This one received the most rep:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6284903#post6284903

But I am still very proud of this one because of the absurdity of the whole thing:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5381720#post5381720

FAX
07-17-2010, 11:03 AM
I take a lot of long breaks from the board so I don't really compete on rep. It's funny though, in looking at my rep list it seems like people stopped repping my posts a couple of months ago for some reason. It looks like I used to get repped by somebody at least several times a day ... then it just kinda stopped.

I must have popped my burst and need reconstructive burst surgery ... or maybe just a burst augmentation.

FAX

rad
07-17-2010, 11:09 AM
This was a girl advice post:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6087350#post6087350


And for starting this thread a got a ton:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6509044#post6509044

I really don't have many worth posting, but I think this is one is one of your best (that I've seen)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6783113&postcount=24

Baby Lee
07-17-2010, 11:19 AM
I take a lot of long breaks from the board so I don't really compete on rep. It's funny though, in looking at my rep list it seems like people stopped repping my posts a couple of months ago for some reason. It looks like I used to get repped by somebody at least several times a day ... then it just kinda stopped.

I must have popped my burst and need reconstructive burst surgery ... or maybe just a burst augmentation.

FAX


It's a little known prejudice of this board that we'd are slow to warm up to punkin chuckers.

Bowser
07-17-2010, 11:34 AM
I'm not sure if it's my best effort of all the time I've wasted on here, but this one brought a slew of positive feedback from many people (suck it, Hootie).....

The scene in the Mods' forum right now -


Bob Dole - Jesus tap dancing Christ, have you guys seen this shit going on now between RoR and doomy?

Morphius - yep

DaFace - Yes. God, I am so sick of listening to these whiny bitches bitch like bitchy bitches.

Bob Dole - I'm this >< close to banning every one of these fuckers for a year.

Morphius - yep

DaFace - This is me sitting here not getting in your way.

Bob Dole - Allright, dammit. Let's have a vote to settle this. We will ban RoR, and any other douchenozzle that bitches about the banning, but it HAS to be unanimous! Morph?

Morphius - yep

Bob Dole - Face?

DaFace - Uhh, hell to the yes

Bob Dole - Jazzzlovr?

Jazzzlovr - .......

Bob Dole - Goddammit, would somebody go over to FaceBook and tell Jazzzlovr to log in, please?

Morphius - yep

milkman
07-17-2010, 11:45 AM
"You're"
contraction of "you are".

Your
possessive.

"You're best post ever" doesn't make a lick of sense.

Reaper16
07-17-2010, 11:45 AM
My rep only goes back to January, so I don't really know. My most-repped post of 2010 so far is something I can't even link to anymore - it's in the locked thread "What Teachers Make."

Thig Lyfe
07-17-2010, 11:50 AM
14 pos reps for my first post in this thread:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138619&page=2

Make that 15.

Von Dumbass
07-17-2010, 12:12 PM
My dead on projections of Kyle Orton's 2009 stats two weeks before last season started.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6000188&postcount=98

notorious
07-17-2010, 12:26 PM
Here it is:

postrockpablo

Demon, you're so f*cking American..you're like Brett Favre throwing footballs across a pond in Wranglers jeans...only instead of Brett Favre, you're Patrick Swayze throwing natty light cans into the mouth of a 6 foot long, 150 pound bass driving a 1994 Thunderbird Supercoupe off a flaming ramp made of Miller Lite boxes and pride; wearing an evil kenievel jumpsuit and depending on a parachute made of beef jerky and dream catchers, all bound together by Indian tears.

Because you don't f*cking litter. That's why.




ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

noa
07-17-2010, 12:36 PM
I got a good amount of rep from this one.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4945411&postcount=7

Bill Lundberg
07-17-2010, 12:38 PM
"You're"
contraction of "you are".

Your
possessive.

"You're best post ever" doesn't make a lick of sense.

Yeah, YOU'RE a little late to the party on that one...

CrazyPhuD
07-17-2010, 01:18 PM
I just like this one because it bashes the donkeys

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5921564#post5921564

FRCDFED
07-17-2010, 01:38 PM
Hard to tell for sure, since my rep only goes back to January of this year. But from memory, I know I got a shit-ton for this:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=178206

REP! (I missed it the first time)