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Claynus
07-17-2010, 02:20 AM
And the best they can do is put a brokedick like Brian Dawkins on their background? Haha! This is honestly hilarious....who thought that would be a good idea? I realize the team has no superstars but they could at least fake it and put Tebow on there. Brian Dawkins? LOL

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3774/gblbg.jpg

Buck
07-17-2010, 02:25 AM
Whats the site yo?

Claynus
07-17-2010, 02:42 AM
www.cheatingdonks.com (http://www.denverbroncos.com)
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/www.denverbroncos.com)

Hog Farmer
07-17-2010, 03:14 AM
www.cheatingdonks.com (http://www.denverbroncos.com)
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/www.denverbroncos.com)




LMAO

Hog Farmer
07-17-2010, 03:24 AM
Wonderful, I'm registered. I hope it's not moderated by a bunch of douchebags like the other one.

greg63
07-17-2010, 03:59 AM
Meh.

kysirsoze
07-17-2010, 03:59 AM
I played a buddy of mine in NCAA 11. He chose the teams and picked Boise State for me. I won in overtime, and as everybody celebrated, they ran around with Blue and Orange flags that said "Broncos." I'm so ashamed. What should I do?

HoneyBadger
07-17-2010, 04:12 AM
I played a buddy of mine in NCAA 11. He chose the teams and picked Boise State for me. I won in overtime, and as everybody celebrated, they ran around with Blue and Orange flags that said "Broncos." I'm so ashamed. What should I do?

Chop your testicles off and donate them to a charitable organization.

Kerberos
07-17-2010, 04:55 AM
Wonderful, I'm registered. I hope it's not moderated by a bunch of douchebags like the other one.

I wouldn't count on it.

Most donk fans with power over others are ubber douchebags.

Then you have donk fans with absolutely no power over others that don't have a ****ing clue that are ubber douchebags. (BlowMo)

So you either have ultra ubber d-bags administering the site or plain fuggin stupid d-bags posting there with a few decent posters in between.

I would just save yourself the headache. IMO. :)

Von Dumbass
07-17-2010, 05:21 AM
I realize the team has no superstars but they could at least fake it and put Tebow on there. Brian Dawkins? LOL


Denver had 5 Pro Bowlers and two first team All Pro's last year. At least our best player isn't the punter. LMAO

Mile High Mania
07-17-2010, 06:32 AM
Yeah, Dawkins is horrible... things would be much better and nobody would openly mock them for putting up a rookie backup QB.

Al Bundy
07-17-2010, 07:12 AM
Denver had 5 Pro Bowlers and two first team All Pro's last year. At least our best player isn't the punter. LMAO

The Donks traded away their only really good player.

Mile High Mania
07-17-2010, 07:37 AM
The Donks traded away their only really good player.

They only had one? Clady, Elvis, Dawkins... Bailey... Royal, several others are really good.

Claynus
07-17-2010, 07:49 AM
He meant to say "elite." The Broncos have no elite player...so they put a brokedick like Dawkins, who used to be elite, and has been a Bronco all of one fucking year, on their website. Whoever decided that was a good idea is a buffoon. It would be like the Chiefs slapping Mike Vrabel on their site all huge.

Mile High Mania
07-17-2010, 07:55 AM
Well, you do whatever it is you need to do to feel better...

JoeyChuckles
07-17-2010, 08:59 AM
The design of the site is actually not that bad.

Claynus
07-17-2010, 09:11 AM
Also, it damn sure looks like Brian Dawkins and those Donkeys are ripping up a fart storm in the rockies.

Al Czervik
07-17-2010, 09:43 AM
Well, you do whatever it is you need to do to feel better...

We did....and we do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepAw4Fcmcg

Claynus
07-17-2010, 09:47 AM
We did....and we do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepAw4Fcmcg

OH SNAP!

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Claynus
07-17-2010, 09:55 AM
I think my new favorite part of that video is the "happy new year" on the freeze frame of McGenius at the end.

Ugly Duck
07-17-2010, 10:10 AM
You guys are so cruel. Denver is falling so bad compared to the rest of the division. They had the worst AFCW record in the second half of the season. Owned (as we all are) by Sandy Eggo. Adding insult to injury.... KC, and even Oakland, posted better second-half records than Denver. And you just continue to kick them on their way down. Show some class.... you don't have to revel in their misery as if you actually enjoy seeing them fall so low.

cabletech94
07-17-2010, 10:12 AM
hey gochiefs, why don't you photoshop dawkins riding the pony. or the pony riding dawkins. yeah, that would be sweet. maybe even donkie style, if you know what i'm sayin.

Claynus
07-17-2010, 10:13 AM
you don't have to revel in their misery as if you actually enjoy seeing them fall so low.

IIIIIIIIII WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!

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Mile High Mania
07-17-2010, 10:21 AM
You guys are so cruel. Denver is falling so bad compared to the rest of the division. They had the worst AFCW record in the second half of the season. Owned (as we all are) by Sandy Eggo. Adding insult to injury.... KC, and even Oakland, posted better second-half records than Denver. And you just continue to kick them on their way down. Show some class.... you don't have to revel in their misery as if you actually enjoy seeing them fall so low.

Heh.... whatever, 2010 is going to be different for each team. We'll see what happens.

Claynus
07-17-2010, 10:24 AM
hey gochiefs, why don't you photoshop dawkins riding the pony. or the pony riding dawkins. yeah, that would be sweet. maybe even donkie style, if you know what i'm sayin.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW MY DICK AIN'T BROKE NOW!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2n49u.jpg

ClevelandBronco
07-17-2010, 10:25 AM
He meant to say "elite." The Broncos have no elite player...so they put a brokedick like Dawkins, who used to be elite, and has been a Bronco all of one ****ing year, on their website. Whoever decided that was a good idea is a buffoon. It would be like the Chiefs slapping Mike Vrabel on their site all huge.

Or that elite 49er and washed up Chief, Joe Montana.

cabletech94
07-17-2010, 10:35 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW MY DICK AIN'T BROKE NOW!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2n49u.jpg

epic win.


are we best friends now?

Claynus
07-17-2010, 10:36 AM
Forever and ever amen.

cabletech94
07-17-2010, 10:37 AM
Forever and ever amen.

later?

cabletech94
07-17-2010, 10:38 AM
Forever and ever amen.

i'd like to see josh mcfistpump on fire!

amen brother gochiefs!

Claynus
07-17-2010, 10:49 AM
i'd like to see josh mcfistpump on fire!


I had a photoshop of McDaniels as a nazi, but I lost it.

cabletech94
07-17-2010, 10:59 AM
I had a photoshop of McDaniels as a nazi, but I lost it.

i'm surprised, dude. i was under the impression that mcdanny's IS a nazi. shouldn't be that hard to find!

Hog Farmer
07-17-2010, 11:13 AM
Dear Donkey Meat,

Thanks for registering at Broncos Country Message Boards! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.

All the best,
Broncos Country Message Boards


That's what they think now !

Just Passin' By
07-17-2010, 11:31 AM
He meant to say "elite." The Broncos have no elite player...so they put a brokedick like Dawkins, who used to be elite, and has been a Bronco all of one ****ing year, on their website. Whoever decided that was a good idea is a buffoon. It would be like the Chiefs slapping Mike Vrabel on their site all huge.

Clady is arguably the best LT in the game. That would certainly qualify as elite.

aturnis
07-17-2010, 11:53 AM
Clady is arguably the best LT in the game. That would certainly qualify as elite.

Clady isn't even a top 5 LT. Probably not even top 10.

milkman
07-17-2010, 11:58 AM
Clady isn't even a top 5 LT. Probably not even top 10.

Really?

Clady struggled some in McDumbass' new system last year, and there's certainly no guarantee that he will play at the same level he did in his rookie season in Shanahan's system, but even with that, I find it difficult to believe that you could find 5 LTs right now that are better than he is.

Von Dumbass
07-17-2010, 12:06 PM
Clady isn't even a top 5 LT. Probably not even top 10.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dude Ryan Clady is only the 3rd or 5th (I can't remember which one) tackle in NFL history to be named a First Team All Pro in just his second season. Daniel Jeremiah said Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.

ClevelandBronco
07-17-2010, 12:12 PM
Clady isn't even a top 5 LT. Probably not even top 10.

Is that you, Herm?

BigMeatballDave
07-17-2010, 12:17 PM
Clady isn't even a top 5 LT. Probably not even top 10. He's very good, but I'm not certain he's top 5.

ClevelandBronco
07-17-2010, 12:18 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dude Ryan Clady is only the 3rd or 5th (I can't remember which one) tackle in NFL history to be named a First Team All Pro in just his second season. Daniel Jeremiah said Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.

We're probably just in a weak era for LTs.

milkman
07-17-2010, 12:21 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dude Ryan Clady is only the 3rd or 5th (I can't remember which one) tackle in NFL history to be named a First Team All Pro in just his second season. Daniel Jeremiah said Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.

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Up

Von Dumbass
07-17-2010, 12:23 PM
Clady was the 5th tackle...

Clady: 5th tackle since merger to earn 1st-team AP All-Pro by 2nd yr - Munoz (81), Roaf (94), Ogden (97) and Brown (06).
http://twitter.com/psmyth12/status/7752860418

BossChief
07-17-2010, 12:39 PM
Clady only gave up one less sack than Albert last year and right now has a bad case of jumpers knee that may seriously effect his ability to play effectively through most of next year.

If we are talking about NOW, Clady may have a hard time being called top 5 at his position.

Hali just beat him for another sack.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-17-2010, 02:18 PM
Well, you do whatever it is you need to do to feel better...

LMAO All we have to do is wait. Patience. 10 losses this year for the Donkos. Book it.

ClevelandBronco
07-17-2010, 02:28 PM
LMAO All we have to do is wait. Patience. 10 losses this year for the Donkos. Book it.

You're underrating them, IMO. I have them at nine losses.


Maybe you're including the playoffs. :D

Crush
07-17-2010, 02:58 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dude Ryan Clady is only the 3rd or 5th (I can't remember which one) tackle in NFL history to be named a First Team All Pro in just his second season. Daniel Jeremiah said Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5696/stopit.jpg

Bwana
07-17-2010, 03:49 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dude Ryan Clady is only the 3rd or 5th (I can't remember which one) tackle in NFL history to be named a First Team All Pro in just his second season. Daniel Jeremiah said Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.

http://www.morethanreligion.org/images/Gunshot.gif

Hog Farmer
07-18-2010, 02:28 PM
Clady was the 5th tackle...

http://twitter.com/psmyth12/status/7752860418


Dude, You really need to change your sig. I know it seems impossible but it's really making you look EXTRA dumb and you don't need that kinda help.

Hog Farmer
07-18-2010, 02:30 PM
You're underrating them, IMO. I have them at nine losses.


Maybe you're including the playoffs. :D


You're way off. I have them at 16 losses. 17 if they make the playoffs !

vailpass
07-18-2010, 03:56 PM
We did....and we do....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepAw4Fcmcg

ROFL Chiefs guy can make a superbowl of nothing. I guess desperation is really the mother of invention.

Al Czervik
07-18-2010, 05:39 PM
ROFL Chiefs guy can make a superbowl of nothing. I guess desperation is really the mother of invention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3VGM5bwRA0

Hog Farmer
07-18-2010, 06:08 PM
Sure enough , I received an infraction on my 3rd post. It cost me 5 points. All i said In a happy birthday thread to Knowshon Moreno was that" he'll probably get a DUI and be suspended the first 2 games."

Another forum moderated by douchebags.



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Hog Farmer
07-18-2010, 09:29 PM
And a second infraction with 4 total posts! Boy , these guys are really pusses!
ROFL


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Hog Farmer
07-18-2010, 09:44 PM
Donkey Meat

Tebow is God Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 2


Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGame
No way we get a 1st for Orton.

If I were McDaniels the question I'd ask myself is: Do I believe Orton can get us to the Super Bowl this year?

If not, I do not see the point in keeping Orton when Quinn or Tebow can get valuable experience in the system and because of it, be that much better going into 2011.

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Orton would be a starter for 20 other teams in the league right now. Damn right we could get a 1st for him.


ROFL

Ugly Duck
07-19-2010, 01:07 AM
Clady is hands down the best LT in the NFL.

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp348/UglyDuck2/i3h06s.gif?t=1279523326

lostcause
07-19-2010, 02:15 AM
I'd still take bailey over carr.

CrazyPhuD
07-19-2010, 02:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW MY DICK AIN'T BROKE NOW!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2n49u.jpg

FYP

LaChapelle
07-19-2010, 11:56 AM
Walnut Shade Tannyville
Kirbyville Powersite
Missouri Rand McNally Q,R -9

vailpass
07-19-2010, 12:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3VGM5bwRA0

Responding with youtube clips is a tactic for children. I won't view your clip but let me guess...Is it 49er's great Joe Montana at the bottom of his career almost leading KC to the SB?
Is it KC defeating Denver to almost get into the playoffs?

blaise
07-19-2010, 12:09 PM
They have photos of Denver fans all over the site. I didn't know so many fat lesbians were Bronco fans.

SDChiefs
07-19-2010, 12:28 PM
Or that elite 49er and washed up Chief, Joe Montana.

Are you seriously comparing Brian Dawkins to Joe Montana. Fail. But in any case he led us to the AFC championship. How far did Mr. Dawkins get you?

ClevelandBronco
07-19-2010, 12:37 PM
Are you seriously comparing Brian Dawkins to Joe Montana. Fail. But in any case he led us to the AFC championship. How far did Mr. Dawkins get you?

Bugger off, kid. Joe was washed up by the time he played out what was left of his career in K.C.

SDChiefs
07-19-2010, 12:40 PM
Bugger off, kid. Joe was washed up by the time he played out what was left of his career in K.C.

AFC Championship. Yeah, washed up.

ClevelandBronco
07-19-2010, 12:46 PM
...Yeah, washed up.

Hey, it happens to the second best of them all, and Joe at one time was the second best of them all.

Pestilence
07-19-2010, 12:50 PM
Hey, it happens to the second best of them all, and Joe at one time was the second best of them all.

Second best?

Second best to who? John Elway? ROFL

SDChiefs
07-19-2010, 12:52 PM
Hey, it happens to the second best of them all, and Joe at one time was the second best of them all.

Yeah, when he was with us. With the niners he was the GOAT.

vailpass
07-19-2010, 12:52 PM
Man it would suck if "we almost won the AFC Championship once with a QB who stopped in for a cup of coffee" was the best you could say had happened during your lifetime.

Dave Lane
07-19-2010, 12:58 PM
I played a buddy of mine in NCAA 11. He chose the teams and picked Boise State for me. I won in overtime, and as everybody celebrated, they ran around with Blue and Orange flags that said "Broncos." I'm so ashamed. What should I do?

I'm thinking ritual seppuku is your only option here.

Heather
07-19-2010, 12:59 PM
Hiss.

kysirsoze
07-19-2010, 01:01 PM
Man it would suck if "we almost won the AFC Championship once with a QB who stopped in for a cup of coffee" was the best you could say had happened during your lifetime.

True, but the fact remains that Montana's performance as a Chief hardly qualifies him for being "washed up."

vailpass
07-19-2010, 01:02 PM
True, but the fact remains that Montana's performance as a Chief hardly qualifies him for being "washed up."

Is it safe?

ClevelandBronco
07-19-2010, 01:08 PM
True, but the fact remains that Montana's performance as a Chief hardly qualifies him for being "washed up."

He took a 10-6 team and improved them to 11-5. Remarkable accomplishment.

blaise
07-19-2010, 01:18 PM
He took a 10-6 team and improved them to 11-5. Remarkable accomplishment.

Almost as good as Josh McDaniels taking a 6-0 team and turning them into a team that missed the playoffs.

vailpass
07-19-2010, 01:19 PM
Almost as good as Josh McDaniels taking a 6-0 team and turning them into a team that missed the playoffs.

:D Can't argue with that.

kysirsoze
07-19-2010, 01:20 PM
He took a 10-6 team and improved them to 11-5. Remarkable accomplishment.

His QB rating was almost identical to Elway's first superbowl run and he got the Chiefs to their first AFC championship game. I'm not saying he was in his prime and there are probably other QB's that could have done it at that point, but saying he was washed up is just stupid.

kysirsoze
07-19-2010, 01:20 PM
Almost as good as Josh McDaniels taking a 6-0 team and turning them into a team that missed the playoffs.

:)

Von Dumbass
07-19-2010, 01:59 PM
Almost as good as Josh McDaniels taking a 6-0 team and turning them into a team that missed the playoffs.

Mike Shanahan also went 8-8 in his first year as Broncos coach. Just sayin'

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-19-2010, 02:02 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW MY DICK AIN'T BROKE NOW!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2n49u.jpg

ROFL Okay, this made up for shitty thread premise.

blaise
07-19-2010, 02:24 PM
Mike Shanahan also went 8-8 in his first year as Broncos coach. Just sayin'

Well then, as soon as they draft John Elway they'll be just fine.