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DaFace
07-17-2010, 09:32 PM
Facts of the evening:

My wife's sister is getting married tomorrow.
She currently lives with her soon-to-be husband and their kid.
Her future MIL and cousin-in-law are staying there for the wedding.
My wife's aunt and uncle are staying with us for the wedding.
My wife (being a typical female) didn't think it would be right to have her sister staying the night with her future husband, MIL, and cousin-in-law the day before the wedding, so she wanted to have her sister stay at our place tonight. Being the nice guy that I am, I agreed to this, and even volunteered to give up my spot in our bed so that her sister wouldn't have to sleep on a couch the day before her wedding.
This arrangement, through no real fault of my wife's, has now morphed into a pre-wedding party of sorts with 8 women in my basement. I'm sitting on the main floor with the aunt and uncle. My bedroom's upstairs, but I can't go to sleep there because I gave up my bed. I pretty much have to just survive until they all go to bed so that I can crash on the couch.


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boogblaster
07-17-2010, 09:34 PM
12 gauge pump

Crush
07-17-2010, 09:35 PM
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Rain Man
07-17-2010, 09:36 PM
Sedatives in the beer. The bonus is potentially copping a feel if there are any good candidates.

Gadzooks
07-17-2010, 09:37 PM
Burn them with fire.

DaFace
07-17-2010, 09:37 PM
Sedatives in the beer. The bonus is potentially copping a feel if there are any good candidates.

Eh, most of them are relatives, so that would be more creepy than anything. Except the wife, I guess, but that's not really a challenge.

Mecca
07-17-2010, 09:37 PM
If you want them to leave just run down there and start stripping and say "ladies the real entertainment is here!"

threebag02
07-17-2010, 09:38 PM
Sedatives in the beer. The bonus is potentially copping a feel if there are any good candidates.

BONE-us

Brock
07-17-2010, 09:40 PM
You need a shed.

Count Zarth
07-17-2010, 09:42 PM
Beans. Lots of beans.

http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2009/09/MatrixWeNeedGuns-20080503-084716-150x150.jpg

Count Zarth
07-17-2010, 09:42 PM
You need a shed.

And a shovel, and some lime...

milkman
07-17-2010, 09:43 PM
If you want them to leave just run down there and start stripping and say "ladies the real entertainment is here!"

I'm guessing it's brilliance like this that leaves a single man at home on a Saturday night posting on the planet.

milkman
07-17-2010, 09:44 PM
Do you have a guest bedroom that the aunt and uncle will be sleeping in?

Slainte
07-17-2010, 09:45 PM
Now = Mel Gibson-type rant...

DaFace
07-17-2010, 09:45 PM
Do you have a guest bedroom that the aunt and uncle will be sleeping in?

Yeah.

milkman
07-17-2010, 09:49 PM
Yeah.

Does it have a TV in it?

DaFace
07-17-2010, 09:51 PM
Does it have a TV in it?

Negative.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-17-2010, 09:52 PM
Head over to Rain Man's pad, I'm sure he's doing something fun.

Count Zarth
07-17-2010, 09:53 PM
Head over to Rain Man's pad, I'm sure he's doing something fun.

Like...math.

RJ
07-17-2010, 09:55 PM
Head over to Rain Man's pad, I'm sure he's doing something fun.


He should give Rain Man a call. They could go bowling.

DaFace
07-17-2010, 09:55 PM
Head over to Rain Man's pad, I'm sure he's doing something fun.

I actually considered heading over to a friend's place who offered a couch, but I'd feel odd making the aunt and uncle the only non-drinkers in the house. They're guests after all.

Al Bundy
07-17-2010, 09:55 PM
You can crash here.. I got a spare bedroom with a tv and At&T uverse.

milkman
07-17-2010, 09:56 PM
Negative.

Well then you are fucked, unless you can turn into an asshole like me.

Good luck.

CoMoChief
07-17-2010, 09:57 PM
Tell them youre going to start rolling a joint, they'll leave immediately for bed, or they will want to smoke w/ you, thus getting high, and then will want to go to bed shortly.

milkman
07-17-2010, 09:59 PM
Tell them youre going to start rolling a joint, they'll leave immediately for bed, or they will want to smoke w/ you, thus getting high, and then will want to go to bed shortly.

That's a great plan!

Unless, of course, he doesn't have, you know, weed on hand.

RJ
07-17-2010, 09:59 PM
I actually considered heading over to a friend's place who offered a couch, but I'd feel odd making the aunt and uncle the only non-drinkers in the house. They're guests after all.


Maybe they don't drink because they don't know how. They might be willing to learn.

Count Zarth
07-17-2010, 10:00 PM
BUST OUT THE MONOPOLY BOARD

luv
07-17-2010, 10:02 PM
Your wife knows that she owes you, right?

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:03 PM
Your wife knows that she owes you, right?


Exactly.

He gets to bang his sister-in-law.

luv
07-17-2010, 10:03 PM
BUST OUT THE MONOPOLY BOARD

Or the Ouiji (sp?) board. Then volunteer for light as a feather stiff as a board.

luv
07-17-2010, 10:04 PM
Exactly.

He gets to bang his sister-in-law.

Well, they will both be in his bed. I say he gets the middle.

LaChapelle
07-17-2010, 10:04 PM
I take it the spy hole in the bedroom to watch the sisters has already been drilled/Rainman

RNR
07-17-2010, 10:04 PM
Do you live in a dry county??? Dang son there is a reason for bars~

RedNFeisty
07-17-2010, 10:07 PM
Your wife knows that she owes you, right?

I'm sure she has be rewarding him for the past month, knowing full well what was coming. LMAO

RedNFeisty
07-17-2010, 10:10 PM
Exactly.

He gets to bang his sister-in-law.

ROFL

Yeah, I'm sure the wife would let that happen.

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:16 PM
ROFL

Yeah, I'm sure the wife would let that happen.


Okay, you're right, maybe she won't let him bang her sister.

How about the aunt?

milkman
07-17-2010, 10:21 PM
ROFL

Yeah, I'm sure the wife would let that happen.

Women just never appreciate the sacrifices men make for them.

RNR
07-17-2010, 10:21 PM
Okay, you're right, maybe she won't let him bang her sister.

How about the aunt?

The bar is his play here. The long term pegged shit in his life meter would do him in if he banged either one~

milkman
07-17-2010, 10:22 PM
Okay, you're right, maybe she won't let him bang her sister.

How about the aunt?

Is she an AILF?

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:24 PM
The bar is his play here. The long term pegged shit in his life meter would do him in if he banged either one~


I'm going back to my original suggestion of bowling with Rain Man. They could get there in time for Midnight Madness if they hurry.

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:26 PM
Is she an AILF?


She might be after a few drinks.

Now that I think about it, this thread is worthless without pics.

RNR
07-17-2010, 10:26 PM
I'm going back to my original suggestion of bowling with Rain Man. They could get there in time for Midnight Madness if they hurry.

A much smarter play, beats lying the rest of his life saying he did not enjoy it~

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:32 PM
Another fun thing he could do to pass the time is show everyone this thread.

Wouldn't that be a hoot?

RNR
07-17-2010, 10:35 PM
Another fun thing he could do to pass the time is show everyone this thread.

Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Cannot bang the sister...check
cannot bang the aunt...check
no longer allowed to log on to Chiefs Planet...check~

RJ
07-17-2010, 10:38 PM
Cannot bang the sister...check
cannot bang the aunt...check
no longer allowed to log on to Chiefs Planet...check~


See?

No good deed goes unpunished.

RedNFeisty
07-17-2010, 10:50 PM
Women just never appreciate the sacrifices men make for them.

Yeah, don't you think the reward should match the sacrifice?? This sacrifice, does not match the reward of banging the sister in law or the aunt. Give the wife a kidney, then maybe the aunt. :)
Okay, you're right, maybe she won't let him bang her sister.

How about the aunt?

Uumm, no!!

Bowser
07-17-2010, 11:00 PM
My advice to you -

Start drinking heavily!

Miles
07-17-2010, 11:07 PM
My advice to you -

Start drinking heavily!

Sage advice Bluto.

DaFace
07-17-2010, 11:13 PM
Still alive. Still awake. Just decided to try and be less rude by posting on a lappy all night.
Posted via Mobile Device

Bowser
07-17-2010, 11:30 PM
Still alive. Still awake. Just decided to try and be less rude by posting on a lappy all night.
Posted via Mobile Device

Such a nice guy! You give. That's what you are - a giver.


Wait until about 4 am, then go ask everybody if they would like you to go make a donut run.

bevischief
07-17-2010, 11:47 PM
Go buy a 30 pack and enjoy!

DaFace
07-18-2010, 12:44 AM
Your wife knows that she owes you, right?

You'd better believe it.

DaFace
07-18-2010, 12:45 AM
In the end, it hasn't been as bad as feared. The aunt decided to go down and join the other women-folk eventually, so the night has largely consisted of me and my uncle-in-law (is that the correct term?) hanging out, chatting occasionally, and watching TV. Of course, I'm still not in bed, so who knows where things will go from here.

LoyalChief
07-18-2010, 12:55 AM
enjoy!

Slainte
07-18-2010, 01:20 AM
That was fast...

DaFace
07-18-2010, 01:21 AM
That was fast...

The banning? That was just an old friend whose run out of second chances. I've just been too busy to pay much attention to him lately.

Slainte
07-18-2010, 01:22 AM
The banning? That was just an old friend whose run out of second chances. I've just been too busy to pay much attention to him lately.

Yep. That's what I meant...

ChiefsFan09
07-18-2010, 01:23 AM
Unsure why I was banned. I had 45 posts proving I was a contributing member of the CP society.

Slainte
07-18-2010, 01:27 AM
WTF?? Mults created two years ago waiting and primed to go...

DaFace
07-18-2010, 01:27 AM
Unsure why I was banned. I had 45 posts proving I was a contributing member of the CP society.

OK, you win. You can stay this time.

DaFace
07-18-2010, 01:29 AM
WTF?? Mults created two years ago waiting and primed to go...

BTW, what was with all the infractions to an abandoned account?

Slainte
07-18-2010, 01:32 AM
BTW, what was with all the infractions to an abandoned account?

Just playing...

I pretty much stumbled on that account after believing that it had been deleted years ago, TTTT.

CrazyPhuD
07-18-2010, 01:46 AM
In the end, it hasn't been as bad as feared. The aunt decided to go down and join the other women-folk eventually, so the night has largely consisted of me and my uncle-in-law (is that the correct term?) hanging out, chatting occasionally, and watching TV. Of course, I'm still not in bed, so who knows where things will go from here.

Well of course you and the UIL will pass out on the couch, at some point in the night you'll wake up spooning. An awkward silence will follow, with the UIL quickly exiting the house. At the wedding the next day you will avoid eye contact at all costs....

Otter
07-18-2010, 01:49 AM
Sedatives in the beer. The bonus is potentially copping a feel if there are any good candidates.

I would one up this by opening a bottle of champagne in celebration of this glorious night and put the sedatives in the champagne. It buys you points and knocks out the hen fest.

If one of them doesn't wake up plant the sedatives on the the most unbalanced of the group.

3rd&48ers
07-18-2010, 04:43 AM
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m26j9v.jpg

ChiefButthurt
07-18-2010, 05:19 AM
Eh, most of them are relatives, so that would be more creepy than anything. Except the wife, I guess, but that's not really a challenge.

I call bullshit. We ALL have to work at it.

Fritz88
07-18-2010, 06:30 AM
http://www.fmylife.com/

Rain Man
07-18-2010, 01:19 PM
I tried to help by calling in a bomb threat, but I think I got the wrong number. At least I made someone's night interesting.

luv
07-18-2010, 01:20 PM
I tried to help by calling in a bomb threat, but I think I got the wrong number. At least I made someone's night interesting.

LMAO

Extra Point
07-18-2010, 02:43 PM
How did the wedding go? Hopefully, well.