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mesmith31
07-19-2010, 08:22 PM
In a house that we have listed. Any suggestions? Apparently the guy who used to live there had him in a cage when he was moving and then it got loose somehow, and he couldn't ever find him. He thinks it could be in the walls.

MIAdragon
07-19-2010, 08:24 PM
http://www.prestone.com/enlarged/images/prestoneAntiCool3.jpg

Gonzo
07-19-2010, 08:25 PM
Sorry about that. I'll zip up.
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Iowanian
07-19-2010, 08:26 PM
I'd find a small person and send them in first.

Get a midget to "check out the attic" and give him/her 3-4 steps ahead of you on the tour.

Baconeater
07-19-2010, 08:29 PM
http://equipmentappraisalservice.com/images/Bulldozer.jpg

listopencil
07-19-2010, 08:34 PM
Snake whisperer.

mesmith31
07-19-2010, 08:35 PM
WWSLJD: What would Samuel L. Jackson do?

boogblaster
07-19-2010, 08:36 PM
12 gauge pump

LaChapelle
07-19-2010, 08:39 PM
When did they start letting mofo realtors post here
whats next lawyers and massage parlor janitors

mesmith31
07-19-2010, 08:40 PM
Crap, now I have to give up my night job as a janitor too?

Baconeater
07-19-2010, 08:45 PM
In all seriousness, there's really no way for it to get inside the walls unless there's a hole in the drywall somewhere. If it's anywhere it's in the ductwork, and the only way it could get in there is if a diffuser was removed.

CrazyPhuD
07-19-2010, 08:49 PM
Stake out a small dog or cat in the living room. When the snake comes to eat bring an axe. At least you'll get some new shoes or a purse out of this.

Great Expectations
07-19-2010, 09:18 PM
I'd look in the driest, most humid place in the house.

Stanley Nickels
07-19-2010, 09:20 PM
Get a stud finder. Look for a 20-foot sideways stud

Count Zarth
07-19-2010, 09:23 PM
Sorry about that. I'll zip up.
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FUCK! Antifreeze and dick jokes within 3 posts. I GOTTA BE QUICKER!

Kyle DeLexus
07-19-2010, 09:26 PM
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/47/46/0000054746_20090203111009.jpg

KcMizzou
07-19-2010, 09:27 PM
I'd look in the driest, most humid place in the house.Exactly!

Waitaminute...

RedNeckRaider
07-19-2010, 09:30 PM
Stake out a small dog or cat in the living room. When the snake comes to eat bring an axe. At least you'll get some new shoes or a purse out of this.

I would call someone who does this for a living to remove it. The guy is a dipshit for having it as a pet and a bigger dipshit for losing it. Pet snakes :rolleyes: Boots are all they are good for~

Spott
07-19-2010, 09:30 PM
You could use something like a rabbit as bait to lure him out, but that could take a while depending on how hungry the snake is. Pythons/Boas can live for a long time without food and if you do lure him out, you are going to need a way to catch and transport it. Is it possible the snake went outside?

CrazyPhuD
07-19-2010, 09:33 PM
The other option is to fall asleep in the middle of the living room floor, when it wraps itself around your neck you know you have him right where you want him!

DaFace
07-19-2010, 09:34 PM
In all seriousness, there's really no way for it to get inside the walls unless there's a hole in the drywall somewhere. If it's anywhere it's in the ductwork, and the only way it could get in there is if a diffuser was removed.

Not to mention that a 20-foot boa will probably eat about the equivalent of a small rabbit each day. If it's in the house, it's not gonna survive there for long.

KcMizzou
07-19-2010, 09:36 PM
You could use something like a rabbit as bait to lure him out, but that could take a while depening on how hungry the snake is. Pythons can live for a long time without food and if you do lure him out, you are going to need a way to catch and transport it. Is it possible the snake went outside?Keep an eye out for posters about small dogs and cats that have gone missing. Or do this...

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Hog Farmer
07-19-2010, 09:37 PM
Sprinkle moth balls around . They don't like that smell and he'll start moving and show himself. I have to do that from time to time. I found a rattler on the living room floor curled up sleeping about a month ago.

Iowanian
07-19-2010, 09:37 PM
How much would you pay someone to come up and look for it?

How much if it's found to make it "go away"

Phobia
07-19-2010, 09:43 PM
Their disclosure form is gonna be a bitch to complete.

RedDread
07-20-2010, 02:04 AM
a 20 footer from South America.

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FAX
07-20-2010, 03:16 AM
1. Purchase infant baby.
2. Lojack baby.
3. Place baby in house.
4. Wait.
5. When baby begins to rapidly move, use Lojack system to locate.

FAX

Rooster
07-20-2010, 06:17 AM
Pull the fridge out. He may be wrapped up in the coils.

Radar Chief
07-20-2010, 06:47 AM
Follow your nose, those things stink on ice.
I'd assume a 20 footer would stink even worse.

Crush
07-20-2010, 07:00 AM
Send in a snake-eating gorilla to take care of the problem. When wintertime rolls around, the gorilla will simply freeze to death.

Sofa King
07-20-2010, 07:13 AM
I would recommend getting a 60 foot rapter and releasing him in the back yard. He'll easily find the snake and gobble him up.

Of course then you'll have a 60 foot rapter to deal with, but hey, you didn't ask for my help with those, so you're on your own.

dtebbe
07-20-2010, 09:12 AM
Their disclosure form is gonna be a bitch to complete.

Someone needs to do him a favor and whack him in the head a couple times with a bat. Then he'll have an excuse if he "forgets" anything. ROFL

DT

penguinz
07-20-2010, 09:17 AM
I'd look in the driest, most humid place in the house.:spock:

Gonzo
07-20-2010, 09:48 AM
I'd look in the driest, most humid place in the house.

LMAO

If we were ever to meet in person and you didn't know who I was, you'd never know it was me.
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Detoxing
07-20-2010, 10:10 AM
A really big fuckin' Mongoose.

Detoxing
07-20-2010, 10:12 AM
Whatcha gonna do biatch?! You just got WTF PWNED!

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LaChapelle
07-20-2010, 10:38 AM
Redrum's mom and 30 of Natty Light
it can be dead or alive
right

ChiefsNow
07-20-2010, 10:40 AM
http://www.doityourselfpestcontrolsupplies.com/snake_away.htm

Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 10:42 AM
Whatcha gonna do biatch?! You just got WTF PWNED!

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:thumb:

Do they make them in XXXXL?

Bwana
07-20-2010, 06:00 PM
If it will drop a grizzly in one shot, it will take out a freaken snake.

http://img.blogcu.com/uploads/tabancalar_163501_large.jpg

mesmith31
07-20-2010, 11:28 PM
It's an 88 Magnum...it shoots through schools...

greg63
07-20-2010, 11:59 PM
****! Antifreeze and dick jokes within 3 posts. I GOTTA BE QUICKER!

You mean smarter.

Demonpenz
07-21-2010, 06:02 AM
get him a #16 jersey. Boa Jackson