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Count Zarth
07-20-2010, 07:06 AM
I hope their ass is on the line.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10695037

Parasailing donkey stunt sparks police inquiry

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Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail as part of an advertising stunt, Russian media report.

The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract people to their private beach.

Witnesses near the beach on the Sea of Azov in the Krasnodar region said the animal had been screaming in fear.

It landed in the water and was pulled onto the shore, said police.

"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP news agency.

"No-one had the brains to call police."

Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said.

"It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: 'Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?'"

Taman newspaper reported last week.

"The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore," the paper reported.

Police began to investigate after the incident, which occurred at the coastal village of Golubitskaya, was aired on national news on Tuesday.

The businessmen responsible may face criminal charges for animal cruelty, according to news agency RIA-Novosti.

Gonzo
07-20-2010, 07:10 AM
In soviet Russia, Donkey parasails you!
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Mr. Kotter
07-20-2010, 07:12 AM
Hey, what an idea....

Clayton, you ever wanted to go parasailing, along the Missouri River.....during Chief's training camp??? :hmmm:

Gonzo
07-20-2010, 07:13 AM
They should really be arrested. The sign on the beach clearly states, "No Horseplay."
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booger
07-20-2010, 07:15 AM
"The donkey screamed and children cried,"

if only i had a dollar for every time i've heard that

Sofa King
07-20-2010, 07:16 AM
Good luck trying to get the Russian police to help. They're stubborn as mules.

booger
07-20-2010, 07:16 AM
In soviet Russia, Donkey parasails you!
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damn dirty russians

booger
07-20-2010, 07:18 AM
They should really be arrested. The sign on the beach clearly states, "No Horseplay."
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sign fell down. needs more glue

blaise
07-20-2010, 07:18 AM
A real ass must have done that.
Oops, I see now that gochiefs used that line.

blaise
07-20-2010, 07:19 AM
Really though, no one should treat John Elway like that.

booger
07-20-2010, 07:19 AM
josh mcdaniels turn in your greencard and passport you filthy pig.

booger
07-20-2010, 07:24 AM
mexico may declare war on russia for this. nobody does that to their mascot

Fritz88
07-20-2010, 07:24 AM
Send this guy up there.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar3815_223.gif

seclark
07-20-2010, 07:25 AM
there are other ways to make a donkey fly.

booger
07-20-2010, 07:26 AM
claythan

he has always been very broncurious

booger
07-20-2010, 07:29 AM
no clay you can't milk a donkey

blaise
07-20-2010, 07:30 AM
Hee Haw

kepp
07-20-2010, 07:31 AM
"The donkey screamed and children cried,"

"So bye-bye miss American pie...drove the chevy..."

...wait

Mr. Plow
07-20-2010, 07:31 AM
They have beaches in Russia?

Buck
07-20-2010, 07:31 AM
Big Oil Company Kills 1000s of birds and Clayton Sighs
Advertising Company Scares 1 Donkey and Clayton Cries

booger
07-20-2010, 07:33 AM
"So bye-bye miss American pie...drove the chevy..."

...wait

wanna take ya by the hand (in this case mane or hoof i suppose?) make love in my chevy van...........

Count Zarth
07-20-2010, 07:33 AM
Donkeys are a higher form of life and provide service in the way of pack animals.

They are also used in the entertainment industry.

bkkcoh
07-20-2010, 07:33 AM
Big Oil Company Kills 1000s of birds and Clayton Sighs
Advertising Company Scares 1 Donkey and Clayton Cries

Yeah, but there are several donkeys in DC that are scaring the shit out of America.

Sofa King
07-20-2010, 07:34 AM
http://a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/007/Music/a3/eb/22/mzi.bdjmhfvx.100x100-75.jpg

Goldmember
07-20-2010, 08:11 AM
I thought Charlie Finley was dead, but I see he's alive and well in Russia

FAX
07-20-2010, 08:31 AM
A Flying Burro Brother!!

FAX

FAX
07-20-2010, 08:33 AM
I didn't read the entire article ... I'm guessing these guys are charged with assault?

FAX

FAX
07-20-2010, 08:38 AM
I assume they'll assess his condition after being assailed and assert his ability to assimilate with assurance he'll be assuaged with assistance?

FAX

bkkcoh
07-20-2010, 08:39 AM
A Flying Burro Brother!!

FAX

It is a good thing it was primarily over the ocean, if it was over land, windshield wiper motors might have issues.

Donger
07-20-2010, 08:40 AM
I assume they'll assess his condition after being assailed and assert his ability to assimilate with assurance he'll be assuaged with assistance?

FAX

Yes.

Mile High Mania
07-20-2010, 08:41 AM
Wow ... nearly 30 replies, only one Elway joke and nobody posted a picture of Sharpe parachuting into Mile High last year. I'm disappointed in you guys.

boogblaster
07-20-2010, 08:44 AM
Donkey with chute soon be mile-high-on-grass .....

SDChiefs
07-20-2010, 08:54 AM
Wow ... nearly 30 replies, only one Elway joke and nobody posted a picture of Sharpe parachuting into Mile High last year. I'm disappointed in you guys.

Good point. Clay, Thannon Tharp in a parathute please.

Lonewolf Ed
07-20-2010, 09:06 AM
I assume they'll assess his condition after being assailed and assert his ability to assimilate with assurance he'll be assuaged with assistance?

FAX

One would asssume, yes! :clap: