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ChiTown
07-20-2010, 06:18 PM
The Wife and Kids are out of town for the week. Any suggestions as to what I should do over the next 4 days?
:)

Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 06:18 PM
Antifreeze?

Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 06:18 PM
Jergens and Kleenex?

Gonzo
07-20-2010, 06:18 PM
Piihb
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ChiTown
07-20-2010, 06:21 PM
ROFL

CP never disappoints - I love this place. BTW, I've already done all of these in the last 24 hours.........at the same time

blaise
07-20-2010, 06:29 PM
Drink beers, eat wings and watch movies where people get shot, exploded and killed without someone sitting next to you saying, "Are you enjoying this? You know, the trash is full."

Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 06:33 PM
ROFL

CP never disappoints - I love this place. BTW, I've already done all of these in the last 24 hours.........at the same time

Hey we do what we can.

Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 06:34 PM
Wish you would of said something. I could of made up some business trip excuse to come up and hang out.

shakesthecat
07-20-2010, 06:34 PM
Daily haircuts

ChiTown
07-20-2010, 06:35 PM
BTW, the drinks are on me. Anti-freeze for everyone!:toast:

Just Passin' By
07-20-2010, 06:38 PM
Double dates with MTG.

Delano
07-20-2010, 06:52 PM
Couch cushion fort.
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Reerun_KC
07-20-2010, 06:52 PM
Golf, lots and lots of Golf.....

CrazyPhuD
07-20-2010, 06:54 PM
Hookers and Blow?

CrazyPhuD
07-20-2010, 06:56 PM
actually scratch the hookers and blow. Just get a 'haircut' ;)

Demonpenz
07-20-2010, 06:58 PM
empty 2 liter of pop between your legs beer helmet large cup of whiskey, rum, or vodka on ice. good headphones, music from when you were young. and when you have to piss. that is where the empty 2 liter comes in.

loochy
07-20-2010, 07:42 PM
Jergens and Kleenex?

This x 10000 (or as many as you can do).

AndChiefs
07-20-2010, 07:46 PM
"barrel ride"

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-20-2010, 07:48 PM
Curl up with a good book.

sandynme
07-20-2010, 07:50 PM
things u should do...the neighbors wife,wifes best friend,your right hand followed by your left if you can pull it off,,,,see what i did there , pull it off..oh nevermind ,no real man needs advice on how to fuck off..when in doubt just watch your supervisor

RedNeckRaider
07-20-2010, 08:16 PM
Get a hold of some buddies and live the movie hang over...less the missing tooth and getting hit by Tyson...unless it happens to one of your buddies~

greg63
07-20-2010, 08:34 PM
The blowup doll??? :shrug:

Shaid
07-20-2010, 11:31 PM
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Sofa King
07-21-2010, 08:32 AM
Parasail with your donkey.

loochy
07-21-2010, 08:39 AM
Go to the recycling place, get an old timey big screen TV, take out the Fresnel lens, and proceed to burn the hell out of a John Elway starting lineup figurine.

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00PMytGkwRgpqz/CPV-Cells-Fresnel-Lens.jpg

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http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders/gallery/dvdscreenshots/146.jpg

Nzoner
07-21-2010, 08:41 AM
ROADTRIP!!

mlyonsd
07-21-2010, 08:52 AM
Think back to the last 5 or 6 honey-do's your wife last mentioned and get them done as a surprise for when she gets back.

Next time she'll go away for two weeks. Just consider it planting a seed.

Crush
07-21-2010, 08:59 AM
Eat some pot brownies while dusting. You should also rust, if you are feeling really adventurous.

gblowfish
07-21-2010, 09:01 AM
This x 10000 (or as many as you can do).

Or try "Dating the Stranger."

Sit on your hands till they fall asleep, then you take it from there.

CosmicPal
07-21-2010, 09:01 AM
Something tells me about an hour after the wife and kids are gone, you're going to get bored, sit down in front of the TV and behave just like your avatar.

:D

loochy
07-21-2010, 09:11 AM
Something tells me about an hour after the wife and kids are gone, you're going to get bored, sit down in front of the TV and behave just like your avatar.

:D

Your child upon return: "Daddy, you must have eaten cake while I was gone because there is frosting all over the carpet by the TV."

Extra Point
07-21-2010, 09:26 AM
Just lay off the Cheetos!

ChiTown
07-21-2010, 09:41 AM
Oh, my!

SDChiefs
07-21-2010, 10:14 AM
Group orgies

BigRichard
07-21-2010, 01:57 PM
Curl up with a good book.

And other gay shit.