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Msmith
07-22-2010, 08:37 AM
Two black parents, a totally whitey baby:

THE stunned black dad of a newborn, WHITE, baby girl declared yesterday "I'm sure she's my kid ... I just don't know why she's BLONDE."
British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.


Link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html

RustShack
07-22-2010, 08:41 AM
All girls are Satan..

crazycoffey
07-22-2010, 08:53 AM
December 31st, 1981

DMAC
07-22-2010, 08:57 AM
Aren't we all the Anti-Christ?

Sofa King
07-22-2010, 09:00 AM
D-N-A TEST! D-N-A TEST! D-N-A TEST!

Otter
07-22-2010, 09:00 AM
Now if this were two white people holding up a black baby the black cock jokes would be obvious.

You people have lost your burst.

Reerun_KC
07-22-2010, 09:02 AM
Obama?

BigRichard
07-22-2010, 09:02 AM
D-N-A TEST! D-N-A TEST! D-N-A TEST!

Yeah, they didn't say they did a DNA test to see if it was actually the dads. I call BS until then.

WV
07-22-2010, 09:02 AM
Isn't the Sun a tabloid? Just sayin'

BigRichard
07-22-2010, 09:02 AM
Obama?

LMAO

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 09:07 AM
This actually happens on occasion. The man infiltrated their lineage. I blame Andrew Jackson... He liked the sweet chocolate lovin.
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Sofa King
07-22-2010, 09:07 AM
Isn't the Sun a tabloid? Just sayin'

Nope. It's super real breaking news.

DMAC
07-22-2010, 09:11 AM
Great...they have someone to infiltrate us now. Keep your guard up, white brothers.

loochy
07-22-2010, 09:15 AM
If you look at the features of the baby, it has a black facial structure...something is up with the pigmentation. Some kind of crazy condition or disease, maybe?

DMAC
07-22-2010, 09:15 AM
If you look at the features of the baby, it has a black facial structure...something is up with the pigmentation. Some kind of crazy condition or disease, maybe?

http://magicunlimited.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451dfaa69e20120a5cc71b7970b-800wi

Otter
07-22-2010, 09:17 AM
If you look at the features of the baby, it has a black facial structure...something is up with the pigmentation. Some kind of crazy condition or disease, maybe?

I concur

http://blog.cleancutmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael-jackson-death-rip-star.jpg

Iowanian
07-22-2010, 09:19 AM
He lives in a big white house.

Reerun_KC
07-22-2010, 09:28 AM
He lives in a big white house.

Repost! :LOL:

Crush
07-22-2010, 09:31 AM
YOU ARE.................






















NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 09:33 AM
Great...they have someone to infiltrate us now. Keep your guard up, white brothers.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2nsz9so.jpg

bevischief
07-22-2010, 09:46 AM
I concur

http://blog.cleancutmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael-jackson-death-rip-star.jpg

He's back!

gblowfish
07-22-2010, 10:03 AM
He's back!

Here's my impression of Michael Jackson telling his favorite joke:

Michael: You know what the best thing is about sex with twenty six year olds?

You: No, Michael, what?

Michael: There's twenty of them.


Thanks, you're a great crowd, tip your waitresses.

big nasty kcnut
07-22-2010, 10:06 AM
gonzo it was thomas jefferson that was in love with his slaves.

Goldmember
07-22-2010, 10:06 AM
The expression on the little black girl's face looks like she's thinking, "That little white bitch ain't MY sista!"

bluehawkdoc
07-22-2010, 10:18 AM
This is not as uncommon as you would think. Genetically, it is a foregone conclusion that interracial children will occasionally "not look like their parents". I kind of feel sorry for the kid though. Hopefully, the parents will love her like crazy.

Count Alex's Losses
07-22-2010, 10:20 AM
December 31st, 1981

If you gave me a gun that would kill god, I'd shoot it.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_topEXnGuN6o/StCi1PPSGqI/AAAAAAAAAxI/3lyOqGRnAAU/s1600/legend_darkness.jpg

Goldmember
07-22-2010, 10:23 AM
This is not as uncommon as you would think. Genetically, it is a foregone conclusion that interracial children will occasionally "not look like their parents". I kind of feel sorry for the kid though. Hopefully, the parents will love her like crazy.

Yeah, she'll be like the female version of Steve Martin's "The Jerk"

crazycoffey
07-22-2010, 10:24 AM
If you gave me a gun that would kill god, I'd shoot it.



I was wondering if you were going to catch that post....
LMAO

Dicky McElephant
07-22-2010, 10:26 AM
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Groves
07-22-2010, 10:33 AM
This is not as uncommon as you would think. Genetically, it is a foregone conclusion that interracial children will occasionally "not look like their parents". I kind of feel sorry for the kid though. Hopefully, the parents will love her like crazy.

I think that's why people are so surprised...they're not an interracial couple, nor do they have mixed marriage in their histories.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 11:00 AM
gonzo it was thomas jefferson that was in love with his slaves.

I stand corrected....

I'm always mixing up my 18th century slave owners.

;)

boogblaster
07-22-2010, 11:03 AM
she is the anti-black

DMAC
07-22-2010, 11:06 AM
she is the anti-blackI am going to turn the "white on black" option ON on my iphone for the rest of the day...in honor of her.

jidar
07-22-2010, 11:06 AM
nor do they have mixed marriage in their histories.*

*That they know of.

loochy
07-22-2010, 11:09 AM
I think that's why people are so surprised...they're not an interracial couple, nor do they have mixed marriage in their histories.

You don't have to be married to have a child.

Marcellus
07-22-2010, 11:10 AM
Am I really supposed to believe this story? Nope. Not gonna happen.

LaChapelle
07-22-2010, 11:33 AM
It's the reverse Michael Steele

MOhillbilly
07-22-2010, 11:33 AM
by bro lives midtown, a few houses down from a mixed couple who pooped a child w/ black features and ronald mcdonald red hair.

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-22-2010, 12:04 PM
"I'm sure she's my kid ... I just don't know why she's BLONDE."
British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/houseatlantic9/MauryPovich.png

Count Alex's Losses
07-22-2010, 12:07 PM
I gotta be honest, I would love to be the anti-Christ. Bringing about the apocalypse sounds like fun.

rambleonthruthefog
07-22-2010, 12:13 PM
This is not as uncommon as you would think. Genetically, it is a foregone conclusion that interracial children will occasionally "not look like their parents". I kind of feel sorry for the kid though. Hopefully, the parents will love her like crazy.


"All that matters is that she's healthy and that we love her.She's a proud British Nigerian."

Barret
07-22-2010, 12:41 PM
So it would be the reverse of this???

BossChief
07-22-2010, 01:08 PM
Once you go white...

DMAC
07-22-2010, 01:11 PM
Once you go white......it's boring at night. :shrug:

Detoxing
07-22-2010, 01:17 PM
Once you go white...

Your vagina will always stay tight?

BossChief
07-22-2010, 01:20 PM
I think Obama is the Antichrist. That shit about him and the black panthers is complete bullshit (but I may not have all the information)

JohninGpt
07-22-2010, 01:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3e/The_Jerk.jpg/200px-The_Jerk.jpg

It's happened before.

DMAC
07-22-2010, 01:52 PM
I'm picking out a thermos, for youuuuuuu

Goldmember
07-22-2010, 02:08 PM
I gotta be honest, I would love to be the anti-Christ. Bringing about the apocalypse sounds like fun.

There's no such thing as the anti-christ...shit happens, that's all.

tooge
07-22-2010, 03:58 PM
I'm picking out a thermos, for youuuuuuu

"this is the best pizza in a cup"
"she's no great piece of ass"
"he hates cans"
"guess my weight, win some crap"

88TG88
07-22-2010, 04:48 PM
Great...they have someone to infiltrate us now. Keep your guard up, white brothers.

ROFL

Donger
07-22-2010, 04:53 PM
"Two years for a healthy, white baby!? What else you got? A Korean and a Nigra born with his heart on the outside."

Fritz88
07-22-2010, 04:56 PM
Mommy's baby, daddy's..mabye

sandynme
07-22-2010, 05:23 PM
of course he was born and then he died but somehow continues to own the raiders

LiL stumppy
07-22-2010, 05:31 PM
"Ben also stressed: "My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that."

As in even if she did cheat on him, it would never be with a white man!

Count Alex's Losses
07-22-2010, 05:34 PM
There's no such thing as the anti-christ...shit happens, that's all.

http://i25.tinypic.com/110ask8.jpg

DaneMcCloud
07-22-2010, 05:39 PM
Looks like an albino baby to me.

Bwana
07-22-2010, 06:51 PM
OOOOOPS!

Goldmember
07-22-2010, 07:54 PM
http://i25.tinypic.com/110ask8.jpg
HA, Where do you guys come up with this stuff?